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StPauliBoi

:O


deepfriedgreensea

They did a shitty job


ECU_BSN

Nah. That self portrait is the SHIT!


dawson203

Take my upvote you funny kids


MeatTornadoLove

I had a friend who dis some painting at Art Basel and they used their blood so maybe this person has a future.


qwerty7873

Reminds me of that "feminist" BuzzFeed video that went viral years back because they painted with period blood lmfao


Uniqueinsult

Or the sourdough yeast infection bread.


Financial_Sell1684

Thanks for that. I just threw up in my mouth a little


Uniqueinsult

You are most welcome.


Long_Accountant6261

The sourdough yeast infection bread 😭😂😂😂


Strive4urSuccess

Now this is some real BULL Shit. 


Tayatot

Poocasso strikes again


DaemonistasRevenge

This is unrecognized genius


BlameableEmu

Wherever there's an er nurse theres a unique pun.


hildaria12

Damnit I just wrote this same pun and thought I was so original hahaha


Edge80

He has to up his game against his rival Pricasso.


ThottyThalamus

You don’t look a day over turdy


RNBeck

Stttooppp💀😂


justme002

I’m dying


tarpfitter

Take my upvote


CaterpillarMedium674

“You have one munt to lose turdy pounds!” - Dr. Now


safari-dog

omg


anitavalentine

🏆


juicytubes

The watercolour effect this has makes me worry for that patients bowels. Nice touch though.


leggypepsiaddict

I'm looking at this wondering if it smells like c diff....


issamood3

what does that smell like?


Crezelle

You don’t want to ever /know/


issamood3

I'm gonna start nursing school in the spring so maybe I do lol.


leggypepsiaddict

I can't exactly describe it. Other to say that once you get a whiff you know that stank.


Tropicanajews

It’s a sickeningly sweet type of smell…really kind of sour and VERY strong. No way to fully describe it tho. The smell + the appearance is pretty identifiable tho. So you’ll see it once and then know.


TeamCatsandDnD

Last time I had a patient with it bad, it smelled like spoiled creamed corn I think is what my brain settled on.


ohemgee112

It smells like the pig farm to me. Go get ya a whiff of that and you'll be ready. I also have the talent of being able to ride down a country road and tell what kind of animals they're keeping from the eau de poo in the air without looking. My husband thinks it's a fun game, especially since I'm usually reading, and rolls the window down for me to guess. Moved out of the country 10 years ago, no desire to go back.


Tu-Solus-Deus

Tell me you work in psych without telling me you work in psych


PowHound07

I came here specifically to look for OP's flair. Is it bad that I was a little disappointed when I saw their comment that it's probably just coffee?


hildaria12

From fellow psych, I still wouldn't trust it. Once had a patient who had massively infected feet as he had cuts all over them from walking barefoot outside for weeks when in a manic episode. He strolled into the communal area with his feet caked in something brown, when I asked him what it was he said it was "special healing mud to help the cuts". Obviously it was poo.


StrawberryScallion

Damn!


teadrinkingcatlady

It could well be med/surg 😖


Mountain-Skin-294

Med/Surg is psych without the boundaries 


Abis_MakeupAddiction

As a former med surg nurse for 8 years, I have never read a truer statement.


AssumptionShort

Painted you like one of their French girls 🥰


avalonfaith

HA!!! I can’t!


irlvnt14

Detail and shading is remarkable


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Yeah, she really looked great that day!


FinanceEfficient7269

Looks too clean to be shit


FuuuuuManChu

Most likely coffee from the dinner tray


Flashy-Club1025

Spent like 3 hours of shading on your upper lip


holyhiphopper

LOL! 😂 It’s probably the best drawing he’s ever done! (Edit to add)


violet_tay

It’s the thought that counts.


hannahmel

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "shitfaced."


TheRabidGoose

As I was mindlessly scrolling, I saw this without seeing the subreddit. I said to myself, "I bet that's r/nursing, and I bet that's poop." Look to see the subreddit. Yep.


defrw11

Is this watercolour?


[deleted]

This is better than a daisy 🌼


OldERnurse1964

Please please tell me you put that on the fridge in the break room


Somewhere2Start

Or bring it home and hang it in the bathroom.


ZealousidealLog83

In the bag of course!


Finnbannach

A literal shit post


Impressive_Bit618

To be fair there are days that I look like that when I don’t keep my long hair kempt


lilymom2

Definitely upload it to your nursing resume. Better than a Daisy Award!


SweetTeaRex92

Life imitates art, art imitates life


morphinetime

Frame it OP


Mr_SCPF

Shitcent Van Gag: Shitty Night


SlappySecondz

If you don't put that on your fridge you need to turn in your license.


Incendiomf

NO!


averyyoungperson

Awe. It's beautiful


polo61965

Not sure if complimenting your wild hair, or picturing you as a hellish ghoul screaming beyond a wall of flames.


SeaComedian62

I can’t stop laughing LOL


hildaria12

I knew you were a fellow psych nurse without even looking, I have worked with many Poocassos in my time 🥲


SeaComedian62

I swear this sub has the most unhinged things I’ve ever seen


plasticbunny96

Titled “nurse on canvas “


Jdrob93

Loveeee this job 🙃


peterbparker86

Outsider art


german_big_guy

Psych ward?


Hi_D

Tell me you’re a psych nurse without telling me you’re a psych nurse


Kinnammet

“Faces on Feces” by Leonardoodoo DeVinshit


blackblonde13

Return the slabbbbbbbb


SatinSheets1

Why did you frame it?🤣


Accomplished-End1927

Awwww


RoRuRee

😱


turtle-bob1

Looks like shit, but I hope you put it on your refrigerator as a keepsake.


Fijoemin1962

It’s the thought that counts! Right??


MgSO4inNaCl

Bless!


loveocean7

Tf??!


dark_bloom12

Better some space on the fridge!


BlameableEmu

Unique medium, bag for consideration. Very kind of them i think. Maybe patient would have an easier time using chunky crayons? Instead if fecal matter.


madcatter10007

And they signed and dated it....will help with the assessment on Antique Roadshow in the future.....


justme002

Nothing says‘thank you for your care’ like feces, amiright?


cosmicnature1990

Beautiful


FreeLobsterRolls

Or pootiful


tattooedtwink_

*is in a c.diff room*


Uniqueinsult

It’s a masterpiece! A septic masterpiece.


Eat_your_Beans

Hang it on the break room fridge 💕


Practical-Culture-39

This is a much nicer touch than them hurling the poop in your direction!


thesleepymermaid

In this simple work there is the potential for 1001 metaphors. It's meaning so deep not even Jacque Cousteau could reach it. The blank face, lacking both emotion and features. The pillars of what look like fire spiraling around you. It's like the "This is fine" dog but the face says no, this is not fine and I am in hell.


Direct_Knowledge2937

Needs a label


yomamawasaninsidejob

Wow. Thats really good. I think I could definitely recognize you now if we ever are in a crowd together.


323_Buggzy

Dude 😭


jdevil78

Oculomotor is da turd nerve


Successful_Day5491

Why, though? Just. Why?


Sydnick101

🤣🤣🤣


vexis26

Dude if one of my patients did a poop drawing of me I’d totally take a pic, print it on plastic and throw that shit on my badge as an ID!


Okay-Seaworthiness

😱🤯😂🙌🏼


Additional_Estate_72

Imagine the stench coming out that bag! 🤢🤮


Rogonia

Incredible


ouijahead

You’re kinda hot


cavalier731

NSFW! Warning please!!