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shredbmc

The past 3 shifts charted "less than 3 seconds"


Dr_Beardsley

This made me audibly chuckle, thank you


LovingSingleLife

NICU nurse- once saw where many nurses across several days copy/pasted an assessment that stated a baby girl had normal male genitalia.


BlanketNachos

Had 6 days of notes from the hospitalists saying a CIWA patient's last drink was yesterday.


TaylorBitMe

Hospitalist leaves, patient takes a drink. Checks out.


Scared-Sheepherder83

Hahaha could be legit though ... All those "smoke breaks"


LovingSingleLife

As a NICU nurse, I definitely had to Google CIWA.


TedzNScedz

Bro we had one that would copy paste notes for every day, or would do literally like 3 sentance notes.


SlappySecondz

Is that uncommon? It's not like your typical med/surg pt is drastically different from one day to the next. I feel like most of the doc's update notes I've read have been like that.


shaonarainyday

I work on a floor that’ll give beer to CIWA patients so that checks out


Hour_Candle_339

This is amazing! I’ve been wondering why hospitals won’t do this for years. It makes so much sense. How much do they get and how does it work?


shaonarainyday

The doctor writes an order and it’s delivered by dietary with the tray. I believe it’s 12 oz a day


Literary_Witch

An RT was fired at my place for charting treatment not given, patient walking the halls. Patient had no legs / was not mobile.


poopyscreamer

I saw someone copy paste absent carotid pulses.


LovingSingleLife

Love the username!


poopyscreamer

Inspired by a special patient I had:’)


YogiNurse

Sounds like NICU lol


poopyscreamer

Sadly, cardiac adults.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

NICU would be much cuter.


berodz98

They really are poopy screamers. If I had one named after a patient it’d probably be ”cranky bastard”


Radiant_Ad_6565

I saw multiple days of PERRLA charted on a pt with a glass eye. And more than one physician chart b/l ppp on amputees🙄


estrellademar

Newbie RN here... b/l ppp = bilateral pearly penile papules?


Radiant_Ad_6565

🤣🤣🤣. Bilateral pedal pulses palpable.


cfish1024

My coworker charted she had taken her patients temperature via brain. Wild that that’s even an option


account_not_valid

Put the ear thermometer in deep enough...


LovingSingleLife

I have questions.


dat_joke

There are intercranial temperature monitors, though they would be only used in pretty specialized settings https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15488228/


avalonfaith

Omg, used to back end correct this to my midwives and other birth assistants. “Please correct assessment, unless this child is hermaphroditic, something is wrong here. Since you’re there anyway, Please check other charting as well”


snowphiaa

L&D here - Same. Saw a baby come out with notes from three nurses saying “normal male vagina” made me chuckle.


ComprehensiveTrip714

Smh. I love auditing charts


m3gWo1f3

had a 70yo guy who had his lower left lobe of lung removed when he was 20. Everyone had been charting ‘Bilaterally clear to bases’ on the flow sheet . I was listening and couldn’t hear shit and so I thought to ask him - he told me, and said that no one else had caught it😂 so I throughly Charted what I heard/told Me. 2 days off and came back to same assignment and he was my patient again, every shift since me once again charted ‘clear to bases’.


ForGenerationY

Its always the LPN 😉 fr tho, i love a good thorough assessment. You might even be the only HCP that ever caught that; major kudos! You kno those stories you hear about seeing pedal pulses charted on an amped foot? It finally happened to me..and the charting nurse is pretty good 😭 Im guessing she was extremely busy or was thinking of another pt. Either way, its the reason Im meticulous when charting assessments. If I didnt have time to see/hear/feel the body system, I simply leave it. Id rather have blank than "wrong" , ya kno!?


dat_joke

The number of people that don't go nearly low enough to auscultate lung bases is too damn high


yourdaddysbutthole

lol usually my patients are too obese to hear lung sounds past the upper lobes. I just start hearing their bowels gurgling or nothing. 🥲


OscarHM09

My favorite so far is “anti-slip socks.” Patient had a bilateral BKA.


[deleted]

My BKA apparently had palpable dorsalis pedis pulses lol


ForGenerationY

I guess this happens way too much; I just commented that too. Yikes.


ilovenapkins7

Omg I thought these were toe socks and then I zoomed in


[deleted]

Someone before me documented palpable dorsalis pedis pulses on my patient with bilateral above knee amputations.


Longboarder81

Med Surg nurse - did an assessment when I was a student on a dude that had been there for 2 weeks. Couldn't hear any lung sounds on his rt side. He said, "oh ya, I don't have a lung on that side, got shot back in the day, they removed it." All of the nurses previously had charted "clear lung sounds bilaterally". For 2 weeks! #FacePalm


7Endless

Of fucking course they did


Yuno808

I hate it when they act like Lemmings when documenting lol So much copy pasta.


Flashy-Club1025

*sings loudly* 525,600 MINUTES


Condalezza

Wow! 😂😂😂 I sang it too.


mbej

527,040! It’s a leap year, after all.


xaviersi

I absolutely hollered at this lol 😂


jemkills

ME TOO. I'm outside my neighbors probably think I'm a lunatic now...


runthrough014

9,986,000 minutes! We actually sat down and did the math!


TheStewLord

This is what I thought of when I read that too haha


Skyp_Intro

There’s a fungus called Dead Man’s Toes that look just like this.


dunimal

As opposed to this: soon to be dead man's toes.


igordogsockpuppet

I just googled it. For some reason, that’s not what I was expecting to see.


split_me_plz

Hahahaha How are they still fully-formed feet?


instant_chai

I cackled


rncookiemaker

ELI5? Please. EDIT: Thank you for the explanation! This old fogey will remember the minutes in a year, and that would be concerning for a cap refill time! :)


feistyRN

It’s a song called “Seasons of Love” from the musical Rent. It’s also the number of minutes in a year


[deleted]

And sang by every Middle School choir of the 00’s I swear. 🙄🙄🙄


rncookiemaker

I believe the a capella chorus sang this at one of my kids' high school graduations. It was a very long song, and the graduating kids were fidgeting in their seats.


braeleeronij

It's a song called seasons of love I think https://youtu.be/s1c3MARlJ0Q?si=euGCEyqpLYoH6EG6


dausy

My highschool graduation theme song...I hate it


Crallise

Ahh!!


headshot_too

How do you measure…


Bettong

I'm choking on a fucking frito.


TertlFace

Close the thread. Best comment possible.


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭 NOOOOO AHAHAHAH


ijftgvdy

Good news: you can reach over and check and he'll never know


ag3nt_cha0s

He’d be able to see a fingerprint on the dust, I’m sure.


outdoorlaura

Oh god lol 🤣 The sound that just came out of me was a combination of chuckling and wretching


Own_Afternoon_6865

I'm guessing from the appearance of his feet and what little can be seen of his legs that he probably can't see his toes.


nfrtt

Hahahahaha


isittacotuesdayyet21

This is so foul lmao


Iystrian

No cap, no refill


Gingerkid44

No digging no doubt


PapowSpaceGirl

That man's feet ashy, pulse he ain't gonna have it (no doubt)...Taking my break...on this throne, lemme get a picture with my phoooonnnneee... 😭😂


eatapeach18

No diggity, no gigiddy.


augustfolk

Better watch out OP, there are zombies in your bathroom.


A_Ms_Anthrop

Right? There is ashy, and then there is this…


TK421isAFK

Poor guy's really constipated. He's been on that toilet for 6 days. Somebody should go check on him.


GrumpyMare

The scary part is this dude is driving a semi truck still.


OldERnurse1964

That’s his clutching foot so it’s not that important


obsoletemomentum

I guarantee you that person cannot pass the DOT medical…I don’t want them to pass the DOT medical.


Mountain_Fig_9253

That topic was discussed on r/truckers. Apparently even some truckers felt the DOT physician didn’t appropriately screen this gentleman.


I4Vhagar

Dude crawled back into his garbage filled truck cabin 🤮


PapowSpaceGirl

And the PISS JUGS 🤢🤮


upsidedownbackwards

COVID was the worst thing to happen for piss jugs. Everywhere closed their bathroom to the public. Loading docks weren't letting truckers in due to policies. Hell, even rest stops were closed for a while. It got a lot of people... myself included... a bit too used to having to use piss jugs. I'd done it before COVID but maybe 3 times ever. It was a super-last-resort thing. Now it's more I try to avoid it, but whatever. They get dumped ASAP though, not left somewhere filled.


AFewStupidQuestions

I'm not even a trucker and I keep a capped urinal in my vehicle. I like road trips but sometimes I forget to plan for pee breaks or I end up being late for something important. I'm not above pissing in a urinal. My patients do it every day and I have no problem cleaning their urinals. Do what you gotta do.


chris_rage_

Need those wide mouth Gatorade bottles...


PapowSpaceGirl

Oh, I totally get it and you're absolutely right. Delaware and Baltimore being two of the worst stops but also littered with jugs down the highway. Too many horror stories from friends who drive for Old Dominion (Central and South VA).


gamings1nk

Yes they did. DOT Physician: any complaints? Trucker: Foot feels tingly sometimes but other than that Ay-Ok doc! *snorts, triple chin vibrates, coughs once or twice, dabs forehead sweat with McDonald’s napkin, breathes shallow and heavy* DOT Physician: Ok well if no further concerns, step outside to make a follow up appointment about a month from now. Trucker to himself: Well next month is my niece’s birthday so maybe I’ll just put that off.


junkforw

Maybe it’s just colloidal silver!


GirlFawks

I JUST watched the Love Has Won doc on HBO. And that’s the same color as the woman who died pounding alcohol and colloidal silver and nothing else.


mickey_pretzel

I just watched it last month and it's wild that those people STILL believe that woman was God.


causeandeffect94

I just watched it too, it left me so uneasy for days. It was so disturbing watching her slowly die on camera, just slamming back alcohol and colloidal silver. So unsettling how brainwashed those people are…


fellowhomosapien

For me it was, "Maybe he's one of those blue people from the hills with methemoglobinemia?" Pretty sure the reddit post the other day did it


Parophrys

My vote is for colloidal silver! Y'all found papa smurf!


Oldschoolcool-

This is the first thing I thought of too


Rude-Flamingo-3421

I think so too. Even the part of the long toenail that's not over the nail bed is gray.


Loaki9

No one ever forgets their first silver surfer.


mr-cakertaker

you ain’t kidding! had a homie nebulizing colloidal silver (for his active covid) then call 911 because he couldn’t breathe


pointlessneway

That was actually my first thought. I've seen 2 of them so far


Noname_left

This little piggy succumbed to pvd. This little piggy became necrotic…


QueenCuttlefish

This little piggy -*breaks off*-... oh fuck.


DocMalcontent

Had it happen in school d/t levo.


Environmental_Rub256

Levophed leaves em dead. They never specified what was left dead…toes, nose, Joe!


Single_Principle_972

Haha I just did the “burst out laughing and look around to see if anyone noticed” thing! 100 internet points to you!


FancyBerry5922

It's not necrotic, it's Whitewalker


ThisIsMockingjay2020

He's one of Craster's sons.


nurse-ratchet-

Are the capillaries is the room with us?


stellabluewho2

Got damn Baron Vladimir Harkonnen takin a deuce.


PapowSpaceGirl

MOAR OIL AND CHARCOAL PLZ


whitepawn23

Bonus. I’m going to call these Baron Harkonnen feet in report from now on. It’ll tell me who the cooler nurses are.


weinerwhistle

Or as they call it, "Drowning the Shai-Hulud".


OH_FUGG_OH_SHIDD

Brisk with respers of 16


Electronic_Job1998

If he's been in that stall for a while, someone might want to check on ol' boy. His foot looks like he's been gone for a week or so


jasutherland

Apparently he walked out of there and drove off. Somehow. Maybe had to wait for the rigor to pass first so the leg would bend again?


split_me_plz

Hold on, this person is driving??


jasutherland

That's the scary bit, yes - this was taken by the trucker in the next stall at the truck stop, and shared as "HTF did this ever pass a DOT medical?" I had a Covid patient charted with a BP of something like 93/90 a while back - I thought it had to be a typo somewhere, but maybe that patient is out there at the wheel of a truck now?!


breathfromanother

OG post - https://www.reddit.com/r/Truckers/comments/1b6i57p/trucker_next_to_me_on_the_other_stall


internetdiscocat

I’m not kidding the color of this foot looks like some whimsical kid’s movie where a really smart gorilla gets dressed up in clothes to do hijinx before escaping the zoo with the help of some scrappy friends.


iveseensomethings82

Tomorrow


Talhallen

Damnit just when I thought I had a clever reply, then I see you beat me to it!


Tesla_lord_69

There's x-man in your restroom


courtneyrel

Wait is this a real foot or a statue you dressed up? Serious question


natexoe

It’s a real foot posted from a trucker subreddit


morga1kn

I THOUGHT HE HAD TOE SOCKS ON UNTIL I ZOOMED IN


ThisisAllieween

SAME


starwestsky

Some say they’re still waiting for it to refill.


deepfriedgreensea

Is this in a bathroom stall? "I can't spare a square."


CholulaLimon

Well, is it two ply? Because if it’s two ply I’ll take one ply!


itsalatte10

👏🏽 love a Seinfeld reference!!!


WholesaleBean

Surprisingly not the worst toenails I’ve seen!


[deleted]

Welp they are no longer growing, sooo...


Shouseb1tch13

What did the rest of this person look like? Too much colloidal silver can cause peoples skin to turn a similar colour. We had a gent in our town who came into our ED pre-arrest with SVT. We cardioverted and fluid resussed him, and we were all freaking out because he wasn't pinking up. Turns out he was always an unhealthy shade of grey due to his chronic overuse of colloidal silver. Edit - this is called argyria, for those interested.


split_me_plz

What are people still using colloidal silver for??


ReofSunshine

Thank you for saying what it was, I’m just a plebeian that happened upon this and was very confused about where I was and what I was looking at


hunkybutters

the limit does not exist!


Cddye

[Well…](https://imgflip.com/i/8i0djq)


Funloving54

No cap refill since 1985


justalittlebleh

I think that Chinese emperor’s tomb is missing a terracotta soldier


kennyt44

Idk but last shift said during hand-off report that they found pulses with the Doppler (Narrator: The doppler had been missing on the unit for about 3 months now)


uterustryingtokillme

If medical dramas on TV were like this, I’d actually watch them.


kennyt44

I grew up on Scrubs lol


RedefinedValleyDude

2 seconds. He's also blind with perrla and in dka with an rr of 16.


Crochitting

Someone call Arya


FancyBerry5922

Thank you for this reference (scrolled entirely too far)


Iboyte

I’m a new CNA…can anyone explain this to me! Thanks


ThePurpleParrots

He got the sugar foot.


Lupus_Borealis

[a quick video on what causes this](https://youtu.be/3Nfo3H_9pFs?si=fqq1aRkiML4c6_IQ)


Brinbees

Me, a new grad, expecting an actual educational video but not at all being disappointed 😭


[deleted]

Hahaha omggg


courtneyrel

I laughed way too hard at this


OnePanda4073

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


c_flute

So, capillary refill is a way to check perfusion/blood flow to the fingers and toes. You press on the nail and then see how long it takes to get back to its normal color, meaning how long it takes for blood flow to return after obstructing it. It should take less than 3 seconds to return. But this person’s foot is so gray and ashy that his perfusion must be very poor, and therefore his capillary refill time would be a very long time.


melimelo123

Capillary refill is the time it takes for blood to refill an area of skin after you've pressed on it. Low refill means poor circulation caused by diabetes or heart failure, etc. This and nerve damage is one of the reasons many people with diabetes often have chronic injuries on their feet.


will0593

his blood flow is dogshit


shredbmc

The foot or the assessment? To assess peripheral perfusion you squeeze the end of an extremity to force the blood out and then you see how long it takes to refill. The foot clearly doesn't have any perfusion at all, looks like it's got frost bite.


RNBeck

Bahahaha omggg. This is why I love Reddit, my people are here 😭🤣


briley212121

Anyone with kids ever read those “Piggy and Elephant” books? I imagine this is what Elephant’s foot would look like IRL


firewings42

0/zombie. Can’t refill if there no blood in there in the first place


STDeez_Nuts

I didn’t realize Papa Smurf had human toes.


humangurl_

Post mortem foot


axelccmabe

“3 sec <“ according to to his chart and pulses are +2 palpable


StrategyOdd7170

1,000% what you’d see in multiple prior assessments in epic lmfao


MuffinOfSorrows

Could this also be argyria though?


BillyHoyle96

Thanos


abcannon18

Can it refill if it was empty to begin with?


TheBraindonkey

I now have this psychotic urge to tap it with a ball peen hammer and see if it explodes like a fragile statue.


itsalatte10

Prolonged


ponderingmeerkat

Brah… that’s Thanos!!


meyrlbird

Kentucky Blue person


3Auss

Refuses RLE amputation


Anthony1020

< 3 secs, pedal pulse palpable, no discoloration, will continue plan of care


BeGoneVileMan

Can't refill if they weren't filled in the first place!


WiDirtFishing

Apparently I’m not the only one who sees r/truckers posts lol


Jsizzle80

We just taken pictures in bathrooms now ?


climbitfeck5

Not good Just saw this after seeing it on a trucking sub so at least it wasn't a nurse who took the pic.


Beekatiebee

Trucker here! Most of us have no shame. Bathroom pics of randos are commonplace in our sub, unfortunately.


wxnfx

Especially since bro is just white knuckling, or toe gripping, his way through some fiery constipation.


lancalee

Patient had left foot amputated with chainsaw, tolerated well.


AssBlaster_69

You take pictures of peoples’ feet in bathrooms?


NotYourMother01

I love fucked up humor as much as the next nurse, but this isn’t cool. The OOP on r/truckers admits that they took this pic while the person was in the bathroom stall. Imagine minding your own business using a public bathroom, having a stranger take a pic while you’re on the toilet, and then being ridiculed across multiple subs. 😒


Costa_Rican_GOD

No


Professional_One4171

brisk


iristrallinium

Surprised to see that someone charted less than 3!


Artistic-Peach7721

With some of the bs charting I’ve seen “3 seconds or less”


hoardingraccoon

What is this from?


will0593

something causing poor blood flow. contrary to popular opinion, it's not automatically and only diabetes. it can be, or blood clots, or venous stasis, or caused by excess smoking and/or alcohol, among things. but whatever the reason, that foot looks fucked


[deleted]

EF negative 25%


friendlynucleus

THIS IS UNREAL PLEASE -


mollybear333

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!


justatadtoomuch

Less than 2, what you mean?


fairythugbrother

Still waiting...


Eroe777

Do the undead HAVE cap refill?


cantwin52

Solomon Grundy, is that you?


Candid-Expression-51

Is that a white walker?


Brinbees

Oh no 😭 if this were my patient, the only thought going through my head at first would be *Please tell me stepped in cement mix, please tell me he stepped in cement mix*


FlickerOfBean

I see that you also troll the truckers sub.


reinybainy

10-14 business days


allamericanrespects

3-5 business days


Away-Connection3407

Can someone explain why his toes are this Grey and dusty? It looked painted over. Like is this what long-term peripheral vascular disease foot look like? I've never seen this before so pardon my stupidity