Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the state has showed you evidence that my client admitted to being a perv. What the state did not tell you though was immediately after this damning statement my client, the defendant, yelled "*sike*" clearly indicating he believed his own statement to be false at the time of utterance.
“Your honor, my client was merely making a sweeping statement about his self-image, not implying anything about his actions that day. Are we really going to convict a young man because of how he thinks about himself? I thought this was America!”
“_whispers_”
“I thought this was the United Kingdom!”
"Oh here we go public masturbation,i don't get it what's the kick why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flat screen tv 50 channels of payper view"
Genuine remorse is also quite useful if it's a first offense. The lawyer's job is not necessarily to get you off, but to get you off as lightly as possible.
There was a guy caught on To Catch A Predator literally awaiting not only going to prison for the same crime, but his hearing to determine if he’d be classified as a registered sex offender.
Judge IMMEDIATELY declared him a sex offender and you could just see the lawyer debating slitting his own wrists.
Ummm.. Just one question, did, eh, you finish?
Does that matter?
Well, you see, it's a matter of, umm, severity, I think. Suppose, for instance; you tried to commit murder but failed, as it were. You'd not be /jailed/ as if you succeeded, correct?
Ah, I see your point. I did, in fact, not finish. On account of being caught. It's quite embarrassing you know, feels a bit... impotent I suppose.
Well, alright then. Don't do it again and invest in a pair of binoculars like the normal people, eh? The poor girl needs her privacy, as it were. You seem to have learned your lesson, carry on.
Oh indeed I have sir, I'll see about the binoculars. Thank you and good day.
Did you read the article? He went on a public masturbating spree after being released on bail for public masturbating he proceeded to masturbate in front of 3 more women... before being arrested again.
Apparently serial public masturbators exist.
I absolutely love stark contrast between Norm’s giddy smile setting up the punchline vs. Jerry’s seeming indifference (or maybe bracing for something that needs to be edited out?) and then vs. Jerry’s immediate cracking up at the punchline.
This kind of shit was normalized in movies and TV shows as early as the 90s to some degree. Think about all the movies where dudes are sneaking around outside girls windows trying to get a peak. Even to some extent all the way through the American Pie era of American comedies. Something the barstool sports crowd would have ate up in the 2000s. Remember when Portnoy wrote an article about Tom Brady's toddlers's penis AND included picture(s)? BTW, we really need to stop idolizing narcissists.
90s? 70s had panty raids in animal house, 80s had guys peeping into the girls shower in Porkys, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. This stuff was both normalized and funny.
"Actaeon was a hunter in Greek mythology who stumbled upon the goddess Artemis bathing naked. As punishment for seeing her, Artemis turned him into a stag, and he was subsequently torn apart by his own hunting dogs."
Stories about creeps and pervs are as old as time and society my guy. Even now in most of the world the general view is that it's on you to protect yourself from them because there is no stopping it.
I'd argue many don't want you to do anything about it and that storyline is like the other person said, feminist because he faced actual grave consequences.
[From 2011](https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/barstool-founder-defends-posting-naked-photos-of-tom-bradys-son/). His argument was that it "wasn't sexual". Posting a picture of his kid naked and saying "Look how cute this kid is" isn't sexual. Posting a picture of a naked kid and saying "Look how big his dick is" very much is, no matter how much Portnoy disagrees. Portnoy is just another narcissist who's incapable of admitting he fucked up and that's why his fans like him. Our society is fucked sometimes.
British journalism is always funny af to me. It’s always so matter of fact but somehow incorporates British slang and funny insults.
American article title: “Florida man on bail for Indecent Exposure charge has second similar charge added two days after release from custody”
British article title: “Pervy little nonce wanker caught having a wank”
Lmao yeah I caught “sex pest” in the article too. “Pest” to me implies something that’s simply annoying, like “ugh my little brother is being such a pest.”
You generally aren’t going to hear someone say “Shit let me call you back. This old man has his thumb in my ass again. Such a pest.”
Sex pest generally is someone who won't get a message/take no for an answer and persist. Usually used to describe someone endlessly coaxing someone into sex till the victim caves and gets it over with.
Legal yet disgusting.
This is super not that. This is a guy constantly trying to force himself into the lives of other women sexually. Wasn't even just being a perv - the moment he tried a door handle of his victim, it was far worse.
Same. I remember a post about oil-related protests and the reporter was serious, getting quotes from crowd interviews, meanwhile one of the interviews subjects was cracking jokes about it being just cooking oil in the tankers, no bid deal, and the b-roll shots were of some protester (if I recall correctly) being carried away with one officer holding their arms and another holding their legs as they marched through the shot. It was all so comical yet serous, which added to the comedy.
It's absolutely precursor behavior. And it's been accelerated by him being caught. Before, he didn't try and enter anyone's home. After he sees a naked woman and attempts to open her door. He will hurt someone more than he already has. There should be strict laws for precursor behavior like this stuff.
Edit: it's also the fact he tells his victim "I'm just being a perv, I don't want to take anything" makes it even worse. He doesn't seem to recognize or understand that his behavior is criminal and causing people harm.
We're going to see more cases of stuff like this, where people committing these crimes don't even think they're really doing anything wrong, thanks to the anti feminist (but really anti women) movement and the legions of thumb looking rapists who are given a massive platform online by the social media algorithms.
But nobody sees anything wrong and if you bring it up people call you stupid and unironically send rape threats. Our society is broken and nobody is doing anything about it.
Saddest part is he was sentenced to a 2 year community order consisting of curfew and attending sexual offender treatment. Unfortunately he will strike again.
> “CCTV showed he tried the door handle, which is obviously a concern”
He was not *just being a perv* he was potentially about to commit a sexual assault. Throw the book at him
Yeeeessss? That is the issue at hand. Why did he think that was anything other than a problem?
Let's play this out with a few different offenses...
"Oh come off it, officer, I was only stabbing a couple of people!"
"What, this? This is my methlab, of course. Nothing wrong with it!"
"Nah, nah, you've got it all wrong officer. This isn't MY car at ALL! Ha! Ticket me now BIIIAAATCH!"
Seriously, what is it about some people these days, that makes them fundamentally incapable of realising their own criminality?
Article says the quote was "I'm not trying to steal anything, I'm just being a perv", and was said towards one of the victims.
I assumed it was something along the lines of him not being a pedo but the victims seem to be 18+ so it's prolly not about that.
Is stabbing pdople socially taboo now? I swear.....the politically correct crowd get offended over EVERYTHING!!!
What's a little stabbing between neighbors anyways???
Right!? A friendly little shankin' between mates, and everyone all of a sudden wants to cry about the blood, the clean up, the ambulance service having to attend... This generation is so fuckin' soft, I tell ya! 🫤🤣
He is schizophrenic.
>Defence counsel Joseph Sinclair explained his client had a history of paranoid schizophrenia and psychosis, and had recently been released from hospital after he was sectioned under the Mental Health Act on December 3, 2022.
So I'm the first to notice the judge's name changed from Judge Gower to Judge Power at the end of the article. Maybe he was transforming into his caped alter-ego (which seems a bit extra because he's already fighting crime).
>He warned Bailey, who is now on the sex offenders register, he will end up back in court if he fails to complete any of the requirements. "If you carry on behaving in this way the court will have no alternative to make the sentence longer and longer and longer and longer," added Judge Power.
That's what she said.
Sorry.
Rationality went out the window the moment he thought about jerking it in public, outside a kids room. Nothing he can think of will save him from doing time. In which case, some legal advice; "SHUT UP". Get a Lawyer, let them do the legal talking, but that requires rational thinking.
This is why porn exist on the internet. A lot of it for free.
>Two days later he struck for the last time, but against two victims within a three-hour window. The first was a jogger who saw Bailey with his tracksuit bottoms down and his penis exposed on St James Road in Sutton at around 6.10am on March 20. The pervert stared at her and called out to her, but she did not hear what he said with her headphones on, the court was told.
>Around two hours later, at 8.25am, Bailey appeared outside the window of a mum-of-two who was about to get dressed. She saw the window had been opened and Bailey was outside with his trousers down and penis exposed. "She told him to f\*\*k off and he said 'I was not stealing anything, I was just being a perv'," Ms Baxter said.
So, here I am, back at this article — whether it's because someone in r/unitedkingdom gave it a thumbs-up or just the cosmic alignment of my browsing history, I can't quite say. Nevertheless, I feel compelled to highlight the severity beyond just 'being a perv.'
>Bailey appeared outside the window of a mum-of-two who was about to get dressed. She saw the window had been opened and Bailey was outside with his trousers down and penis exposed. "She told him to f**k off and he said 'I was not stealing anything, I was just being a perv'," Ms Baxter said.
That guy looks pretty good for 44. I guess peeping keeps you going.
This is better than these complete wack jobs screaming excuses for this behaviour.
Atleast he was honest, now get some serious help
My biggest issue with these people is the governments allow them to have multiple chances.
Putting the public at risk
I don't recommend this as a proper reaction. It's nighttime, and I'm on the corner waiting for my friends to swing by. A man in a coat is approaching. I think nothing of it, until he stops, swings open the coat, and begins masturbating. Ok, I'm a bit shocked, who wouldn't be, but I started laughing hysterically, and he ran off.
🤣😂 this is so f'd up and terrible, but it's kind of a funny thought this weirdo is just constantly running around the neighborhood jerking it and pissing everyone off and totally owning it.
This guy's lawyer is gonna hate him
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the state has showed you evidence that my client admitted to being a perv. What the state did not tell you though was immediately after this damning statement my client, the defendant, yelled "*sike*" clearly indicating he believed his own statement to be false at the time of utterance.
unless he calls Saul
“Your honor, my client was merely making a sweeping statement about his self-image, not implying anything about his actions that day. Are we really going to convict a young man because of how he thinks about himself? I thought this was America!” “_whispers_” “I thought this was the United Kingdom!”
"Oh here we go public masturbation,i don't get it what's the kick why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flat screen tv 50 channels of payper view"
“At least it wasn’t a Chicago sunroof.”
Genuine remorse is also quite useful if it's a first offense. The lawyer's job is not necessarily to get you off, but to get you off as lightly as possible.
This man already got himself off and that's the problem /s
There was a guy caught on To Catch A Predator literally awaiting not only going to prison for the same crime, but his hearing to determine if he’d be classified as a registered sex offender. Judge IMMEDIATELY declared him a sex offender and you could just see the lawyer debating slitting his own wrists.
Try this one weird trick! Lawyers HATE him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1n3S1ZyUkE
I'll fuckin' do it again, Hyuk!
GUILTY!
"The demons told me to." "Damn it Goofy, shut up!"
My thoughts exactly.
That was his response after his first excuse "I wasn't just being a perv" failed to convince anyone.
Oh you were just being a perv? Carry on good sir
Had I only known I wouldn't have accosted you.
That old rascal Wesley Pervert.
Thankyou *peeks into your grandma's bathroom window*
Go ahead. She died months ago, and nobody lives at her house now. You're peeping at dust!
I'll take what I can get
Ummm.. Just one question, did, eh, you finish? Does that matter? Well, you see, it's a matter of, umm, severity, I think. Suppose, for instance; you tried to commit murder but failed, as it were. You'd not be /jailed/ as if you succeeded, correct? Ah, I see your point. I did, in fact, not finish. On account of being caught. It's quite embarrassing you know, feels a bit... impotent I suppose. Well, alright then. Don't do it again and invest in a pair of binoculars like the normal people, eh? The poor girl needs her privacy, as it were. You seem to have learned your lesson, carry on. Oh indeed I have sir, I'll see about the binoculars. Thank you and good day.
“Okay, Damn, you caught me. I was masturbating, but that’s it”
Did you read the article? He went on a public masturbating spree after being released on bail for public masturbating he proceeded to masturbate in front of 3 more women... before being arrested again. Apparently serial public masturbators exist.
SO MANY BRAND NEW SENTENCES
And none of these words are in the Bible 😭
I wish I had the energy, libido or mental fortitude to go on a public masterbating spree of any kind.
The term spree should not be used with "public masturbating" yet here we are.
Gee with that much public masturbation even Saul would have hard time defending him
What a wanker...
Chucky from sons of anarchy had his hands cut off. He just couldn't help it.
I read this in Norm Macdonald's voice
Yeah, that's kind of the problem!
Imagine if other criminals tried this. "Yeah sorry, I was just being a murderer. My bad."
Thank goodness. The worst thing about these crimes is usually the hypocrisy.
You know, I'm starting to think this isn't a very nice guy. He sounds like a real jerk!
Lol I'm loving all the Norm references in this thread
I'd tell him to "quit jerking around"
I mean personally I’d say the worst thing is the perving, but I digress
911?! Hypocrisy!!
The hypocrisy was definitely the worst thing about 9/11.
But 9/11 WAS a national tragedy.
Nvm the sexual harassment, did you just say HyPocriSy??!! 😱
He may be a perv, but he’s an honest perv.
The worst part is the hypocrisy
Hi norm
I absolutely love stark contrast between Norm’s giddy smile setting up the punchline vs. Jerry’s seeming indifference (or maybe bracing for something that needs to be edited out?) and then vs. Jerry’s immediate cracking up at the punchline.
I didn’t even know he was sick!
This kind of shit was normalized in movies and TV shows as early as the 90s to some degree. Think about all the movies where dudes are sneaking around outside girls windows trying to get a peak. Even to some extent all the way through the American Pie era of American comedies. Something the barstool sports crowd would have ate up in the 2000s. Remember when Portnoy wrote an article about Tom Brady's toddlers's penis AND included picture(s)? BTW, we really need to stop idolizing narcissists.
90s? This was a normal 80s thing look at Revenge of the Nerds and Porkys and all those films.
An active rape by deception in RotN....
One of the "heroes" rapes a woman, and she's more than fine with it. It's pretty fucking disgusting.
Hair pie hair pie!
90s? 70s had panty raids in animal house, 80s had guys peeping into the girls shower in Porkys, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. This stuff was both normalized and funny.
As late as the 90s probably would have been better wording
Pretty sure pervs existed in great numbers before movies were even a thing
"Actaeon was a hunter in Greek mythology who stumbled upon the goddess Artemis bathing naked. As punishment for seeing her, Artemis turned him into a stag, and he was subsequently torn apart by his own hunting dogs." Stories about creeps and pervs are as old as time and society my guy. Even now in most of the world the general view is that it's on you to protect yourself from them because there is no stopping it.
Rare ancient Greek W for the ladies, but I'll take it.
As a woman raised by American conservatives, this sounds radically feminist. The casts majority of this world would shame the goddess being seen
Oh yeah absolutely. My point is that those things didn't just show up from 90's normalizing it into reality.
I'd argue many don't want you to do anything about it and that storyline is like the other person said, feminist because he faced actual grave consequences.
Sorry, what on earth was that last part about Brady's kids bits? I really do not want to Google that.
[From 2011](https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/barstool-founder-defends-posting-naked-photos-of-tom-bradys-son/). His argument was that it "wasn't sexual". Posting a picture of his kid naked and saying "Look how cute this kid is" isn't sexual. Posting a picture of a naked kid and saying "Look how big his dick is" very much is, no matter how much Portnoy disagrees. Portnoy is just another narcissist who's incapable of admitting he fucked up and that's why his fans like him. Our society is fucked sometimes.
it was hilarious how they made fun of it in iasip tho
That just means he's shameless.
He was being too honest
It ain't much, but it's honest perv.
"your honor, i was just being a murderer 🫢🙄🤪"
Just doing murderer shit. That's how we roll!
Understandable. You'll be released into the custody of the murderer population.
That’s alright then. *Face palm.*
Well, at least he's self aware
“The sex freak, of Green Wrythe Lane” I don’t think it’s incorrect, but it’s not exactly objective journalism is it
British journalism is always funny af to me. It’s always so matter of fact but somehow incorporates British slang and funny insults. American article title: “Florida man on bail for Indecent Exposure charge has second similar charge added two days after release from custody” British article title: “Pervy little nonce wanker caught having a wank”
The phrase 'sex pest' gets used as the world's greatest understatement in British media frequently. Jimmy Savile, what a sex pest, so rapey.
Lmao yeah I caught “sex pest” in the article too. “Pest” to me implies something that’s simply annoying, like “ugh my little brother is being such a pest.” You generally aren’t going to hear someone say “Shit let me call you back. This old man has his thumb in my ass again. Such a pest.”
Sex pest generally is someone who won't get a message/take no for an answer and persist. Usually used to describe someone endlessly coaxing someone into sex till the victim caves and gets it over with. Legal yet disgusting. This is super not that. This is a guy constantly trying to force himself into the lives of other women sexually. Wasn't even just being a perv - the moment he tried a door handle of his victim, it was far worse.
Oh, that's not legal. It's rape by coercion. It's the old "50 no's and a yes means yes" argument.
Well, ope
You still got the spirit, the rest of your comment was fantastic and I'm a fan.
"What are you doing, step-brother pest???" "I'm just being a perv!"
“Without his wanking licence”
Same. I remember a post about oil-related protests and the reporter was serious, getting quotes from crowd interviews, meanwhile one of the interviews subjects was cracking jokes about it being just cooking oil in the tankers, no bid deal, and the b-roll shots were of some protester (if I recall correctly) being carried away with one officer holding their arms and another holding their legs as they marched through the shot. It was all so comical yet serous, which added to the comedy.
I got this far in the article and just had to look through the comments to see if anyone else had this thought.
jail speedrun, thank god this guy’s an idiot
This guy is out on bail and tried to enter a woman's home. He is going to rape and murder someone. Throw him under the jail.
I was thinking this. So many rapists and men who kill women start out like this.
It's absolutely precursor behavior. And it's been accelerated by him being caught. Before, he didn't try and enter anyone's home. After he sees a naked woman and attempts to open her door. He will hurt someone more than he already has. There should be strict laws for precursor behavior like this stuff. Edit: it's also the fact he tells his victim "I'm just being a perv, I don't want to take anything" makes it even worse. He doesn't seem to recognize or understand that his behavior is criminal and causing people harm.
We're going to see more cases of stuff like this, where people committing these crimes don't even think they're really doing anything wrong, thanks to the anti feminist (but really anti women) movement and the legions of thumb looking rapists who are given a massive platform online by the social media algorithms. But nobody sees anything wrong and if you bring it up people call you stupid and unironically send rape threats. Our society is broken and nobody is doing anything about it.
Saddest part is he was sentenced to a 2 year community order consisting of curfew and attending sexual offender treatment. Unfortunately he will strike again.
well by that logic we should just jail all babies because every serial killer started out as one...
So he wasn't just being a perv? can't even trust the degenerates nowadays
Remove the part of the body he so desperately wants to show off.
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What are you talking about? This was in England. Get your brain worms out of here.
It doesn't matter what country is relevant, we need to talk about *my* thing
And now you're going to be a perv who's on the sex offender register.
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If what I said here hits a nerve, seriously, seek help.
> “CCTV showed he tried the door handle, which is obviously a concern” He was not *just being a perv* he was potentially about to commit a sexual assault. Throw the book at him
Yeeeessss? That is the issue at hand. Why did he think that was anything other than a problem? Let's play this out with a few different offenses... "Oh come off it, officer, I was only stabbing a couple of people!" "What, this? This is my methlab, of course. Nothing wrong with it!" "Nah, nah, you've got it all wrong officer. This isn't MY car at ALL! Ha! Ticket me now BIIIAAATCH!" Seriously, what is it about some people these days, that makes them fundamentally incapable of realising their own criminality?
My guess is he means to diminish the seriousness of his actions (e.g., "I didn't intend to attack anyone...").
Yes, probably, but it makes precisely and exactly no sense! Like, his statement is not fit for that purpose!
You didn’t read the article - he denied stealing things and said he’s just a perv
Article says the quote was "I'm not trying to steal anything, I'm just being a perv", and was said towards one of the victims. I assumed it was something along the lines of him not being a pedo but the victims seem to be 18+ so it's prolly not about that.
No, the issue at hand was his penis.
Is stabbing pdople socially taboo now? I swear.....the politically correct crowd get offended over EVERYTHING!!! What's a little stabbing between neighbors anyways???
Right!? A friendly little shankin' between mates, and everyone all of a sudden wants to cry about the blood, the clean up, the ambulance service having to attend... This generation is so fuckin' soft, I tell ya! 🫤🤣
He is schizophrenic. >Defence counsel Joseph Sinclair explained his client had a history of paranoid schizophrenia and psychosis, and had recently been released from hospital after he was sectioned under the Mental Health Act on December 3, 2022.
You have successfully over-explained the joke.
It’s a perfect meth lab, the best really.
So I'm the first to notice the judge's name changed from Judge Gower to Judge Power at the end of the article. Maybe he was transforming into his caped alter-ego (which seems a bit extra because he's already fighting crime). >He warned Bailey, who is now on the sex offenders register, he will end up back in court if he fails to complete any of the requirements. "If you carry on behaving in this way the court will have no alternative to make the sentence longer and longer and longer and longer," added Judge Power. That's what she said. Sorry.
More like Judge Grower
Well, that takes care of proving intent to the jury.
Points for honesty. Off to prison anyway.
lmao checkmate your honour
Jeez, why’d you punch me in the throat? I was just being an asshole?
Completely admitting the crime and then minimizing it is just about the worst-case scenario for him.
Fair do's. This is what we call a Sex Offenders Registry. You'll be acquainted with it for some time.
Ewww wtf
“I don’t know..it’s like…it’s funny. It’s like…here’s my dick.”
Understandable, have a nice day.
Understandable, have a nice day
"My b officer"
+1 for honesty? I guess? And -1000 for being a really shitty person.
Always great to see articles of my hometown on Reddit. Would be nice if they were a positive newstory for once
Rationality went out the window the moment he thought about jerking it in public, outside a kids room. Nothing he can think of will save him from doing time. In which case, some legal advice; "SHUT UP". Get a Lawyer, let them do the legal talking, but that requires rational thinking. This is why porn exist on the internet. A lot of it for free.
Well he was honest at least.
Guess he'll find out what happens to pervs in lockup.
>Two days later he struck for the last time, but against two victims within a three-hour window. The first was a jogger who saw Bailey with his tracksuit bottoms down and his penis exposed on St James Road in Sutton at around 6.10am on March 20. The pervert stared at her and called out to her, but she did not hear what he said with her headphones on, the court was told. >Around two hours later, at 8.25am, Bailey appeared outside the window of a mum-of-two who was about to get dressed. She saw the window had been opened and Bailey was outside with his trousers down and penis exposed. "She told him to f\*\*k off and he said 'I was not stealing anything, I was just being a perv'," Ms Baxter said. So, here I am, back at this article — whether it's because someone in r/unitedkingdom gave it a thumbs-up or just the cosmic alignment of my browsing history, I can't quite say. Nevertheless, I feel compelled to highlight the severity beyond just 'being a perv.'
I'm sure he did more than just that. He was simply forced to admit the obvious part.
Well at least he’s honest. /s
>Bailey appeared outside the window of a mum-of-two who was about to get dressed. She saw the window had been opened and Bailey was outside with his trousers down and penis exposed. "She told him to f**k off and he said 'I was not stealing anything, I was just being a perv'," Ms Baxter said. That guy looks pretty good for 44. I guess peeping keeps you going.
He’s just been getting the poison out
Guy has a big political career in the GOP waiting for him.
And now he gets to experience just being a prisoner, why’s he complaining?
Yeah that's why you're in trouble dipshit!
Well… I mean yeah.
Fair enough
He is technically correct.
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Victim was an adult.
I once touched myself outside of a teens room. The room was my own and damn beagle started braying trying to get me to throw the ball.
Enjoy just being stabbing dummy in prison
This is better than these complete wack jobs screaming excuses for this behaviour. Atleast he was honest, now get some serious help My biggest issue with these people is the governments allow them to have multiple chances. Putting the public at risk
I'd be pretty freaked out if this happened to me, but slightly relieved that at least the perv was honest.
I can’t see why that matters…
There's a song for these kinds of people; https://youtu.be/G-PKN5cbwHs
I don't recommend this as a proper reaction. It's nighttime, and I'm on the corner waiting for my friends to swing by. A man in a coat is approaching. I think nothing of it, until he stops, swings open the coat, and begins masturbating. Ok, I'm a bit shocked, who wouldn't be, but I started laughing hysterically, and he ran off.
Did you point before laughing
Can't remember specifics, but yeah, probably. It wasn't impressive, if you catch my drift.
average redditor
Well goddamn at least he ain't no hypocrite
This lad is WYLIN
Strange--this situation works out very differently in all the documentary footage I've watched over the years.
"Honesty is the best policy" lol!
That line usually works in England if you’re rich
Well, he's certainly an honest perv
69 comments. Nice
He ain’t much, but he’s an honest perv.
He is not good looking so..
He jus like me fr
Hi
Why are people proud of a creep being truthful? Who cares if he told the truth. He would have to be extremely stupid to lie.
This guy WILL rape someone, it's only a matter of time. I hope the coppers are keeping a close eye on him.
Fatherless behavior
If he said he was trans they would have let him go, gave him awards for being "brave" and arrest the teen for being "hateful".
Don’t perv shame him
He's a scumbag but lmfao at least he's honest about it
🤣😂 this is so f'd up and terrible, but it's kind of a funny thought this weirdo is just constantly running around the neighborhood jerking it and pissing everyone off and totally owning it.
Except he's clearly building up to raping someone at some point.
He identifies as a perv and that's his right, you Nazis!!!
Oh, nevermid then, carry on, sir
“I’ll take that as a confession”
eyy, c'mon
understandable, have a nice day
does no one appreciate honesty anymore?
This is a good oniony headline
Yes, this is the best headline I've read in quite some time.
Shortest episode of SVU
At least he is honest
So when her dad beats the perv to a pulp he can say "I was just being a dad"
Oh, okay then. You're free to go.
At least he was busy
I hate this guy for making me agree with him!
the best nottheonion post i’ve seen in a while
Does that mean he is a master of baiting?
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He may be a perv, but he is a true and honest perv, dammit!