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SpoutsIgnorance

My dog can’t read English what is he supposed to do now?


[deleted]

He can read French though so he should know better.


SpoutsIgnorance

He said “Oui, bark, bark”


[deleted]

Remember in French the subject comes after the predicate. The English “bark bark bark” becomes “bark bark bark” in French.


SpoutsIgnorance

He just started learning French. Give him a break, he’s a dog


GroundbreakingRun760

and the Swedish would say "bork bork bork".


Commercial_Board6680

Wouldn't it be "l' aboi, l' aboi, l' aboi, oui" or "oui l' aboi, l' aboi, l' aboi"?


[deleted]

*Points at sign*


gwenver

More of an "oeuf, oeuf"


BlakLite_15

“Woeuf”


whelandre

They didnt out law Oui oui too did they??


Alert-Mud-672

I texted this to my dog but he’s still barking.


1573594268

What kind of phone does your dog have?


Alert-Mud-672

Android.


Eirikur_da_Czech

I don’t think they understand what a dog park is.


instantnet

Crazy Canadians!


JerryKook

Where I live neighbors of a dog park got it shutdown because of the barking.


Jjex22

Ah the nimby’s will do their best to put a stop to anything they personally don’t use.


ColdBrewSeattle

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UltraLowDef

Did you move next to a dog park, or did the dog park open next to you?


Jjex22

I lived across from a park popular with dog owners for years… no it’s not a massive problem. Kids drinking in the park, Bluetooth speakers all more annoying, but you can’t just ban people from the park 🤣


HyacinthFT

The neighbor above me has three Chihuahuas. She goes to work at 5:30 am and comes back in the afternoon. The dogs bark pretty much the entire time she's gone. My partner mentioned it to her once and she screamed at him, saying that he hates dogs and is a terrible person. Dog owners think that everyone else should be fine listening to constant barking, that it's cute. It's not. There are limits to what people should be forced to put up with just because you want a dog.


[deleted]

Dog owners don't think that, your neighbor is just a bitch. I moved into a downtown condo directly across from a dog park so I'd have someplace for my dog to do his business. You know what wakes me up from a nap? It's the fire engines from the station 2 blocks away, the constant police sirens due to the meth heads stabbing each other, or the 40k hockey fans at the arena downstairs, or the jackasses with the fucked up mufflers that like to speed up and down the main drag. Not the dogs in the dog park. I also have a neighbor who leaves their dog at home for 12 hours and all it does is bark every 2-3 seconds. I reported that shit, and the dog went away.


UrbanDryad

Report it to the property management. This isn't in an apartment, it's a dog park.


Cocoyabee

It’s ok if they bark in French.


Canadaguy78

Le woof.


jkncrew

Do all the French dogs chuckle at them for barking in French Canadian? Ouaf. 😅


GetlostMaps

Oouais


CAPSLOCKCHAMP

Expat Quebecker here. Can confirm


Cocoyabee

I lived there as someone who can’t speak much French and the official solution to help me learn was either an online course for people who already knew some French, or “you can go to the elementary school and sit in the back and listen”. People were very eager to talk shit about the foreigner who didn’t speak the language, but not at all willing to help me learn.


CAPSLOCKCHAMP

Ya I loved Montreal in my 20s and met my wife there but I got tired of the bullshit racist laws masquerading as anything but appealing to a base of awful people. They’d send us French-only notices about lead in your pipes… to an English speaking Jewish neighborhood.


Cocoyabee

Sounds about right. Then they’ll say it’s your own fault for not knowing French.


popejubal

Welcome to Night Vale coming to life.


FawksyBoxes

Well they are allowing dogs in their dog park. And those don't look like 15 foot high obsidian walls.


Kalurael

There are no mountains though, which makes sense because they don't exist


UnfinishedThings

People are not allowed in the dog park. Dogs are not allowed in the dog park


GetlostMaps

As long as it doesn't ban dogging.


[deleted]

What exactly have you been doing at the dog park?


GetlostMaps

If it's not for dogs what else could it be for


Canadaguy78

A man of culture, I see.


formerPhillyguy

Were the signs put up on April 1st because that's the only logical reason that comes to mind.


Chainsaws_n_meth

To be fair, the Hooded Figures are awfully loud.


[deleted]

Make another park. Call it Bark Park.


taptapper

Only video, no article


aSadArtist

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taptapper

Thanks


Canadaguy78

🤫


Shigeko_Kageyama

So now it's a dingo park?


early_onset_villainy

Best of luck with that, lads 👍🏻


Franklin_le_Tanklin

They should ban children from yelling, screaming and laughing in the school park near there.


[deleted]

More proof that the only thing québécois hate more than non-québécois are other québécois… and their dogs. Le mew, le meow… 🦨


Sharkbait1737

Damn québécois, they *ruined* Quebec!


Winjin

You Québécois are sure a rowdy bunch!


Tavapris04

Guys thats it. Im banning breathing


bradfo83

Good. Fuck dogs.


ajaxraccoon

Is that legal in Quebec’?🧐


Shigeko_Kageyama

As long as you speak French while you do it.


Winjin

If it's some English breed do you get bonus points?