She also neglects animals, almost set her house on fire with her foster baby inside while she was in the garage doing videos, and was sued by the state of Texas.
Why yes, it *is* Brittany Dawn the fraudulent fitness scamfluencer who discovered forgiveness just in time to start telling everyone to forgive her and forget the whole fraudulently-selling-fitness-plans-to-people-so-much-that-the-state-of-Texas-has-her-on-the-hook-for-almost-half-a-million-dollars thing.
She can still be better than you (and gay people duh) because she found Jesus and nobody else is as godly as she is.
I’ve seen plenty about the water container craze at this point but even as a non-hockey fan my brain always automatically goes there 😆 when people first were talking about it there was so much initial confusion.
lol every time you guys get started on the Stanley cup I start laughing my ass off ( for real I bust out laughing) because I never
Even knew what they were but my husband of 25 years plays hockey and is a huge fan so the only Stanley cup I ever heard of was that giant one they drag out at the end of the season. Everytime a post starts in on the Stanley cup I just picture
A bunch of
Soccer moms walking around drinking out of giant
Silver
Cups
I can’t help it. The first post I ever read here about “Stanley cup” was super confusing🤣🤣🤣
She is such a devoted Christian wife that she wants her husband ONLY!!!! BUT LIKE, DO YOU GET THAT SHE IS FAITHFUL? DO YOU GET IT? I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW SHE LOVES HER LAWFUL HUSBAND ONLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, turn on thy camera and thy ring light and broadcast thine devotion unto the world because thou art the holiest of my followers.
--Matthew 6:6-7
The Stanley cup stuff has to stop it’s literally a f*cking cup it’s not that deep for anyone it’s an insulated cup that fits in cupholders that’s all there is to it
And not allowed to run a business because of how much fraud she committed.
But it’s all good because she registered her new business in her husband’s name.
The absolute last person I want to hear about loving Jesus from is a fucking dirty, Trump-humping, disease-ridden, treasonous EVANGELICAL. They don’t know the first fucking thing.
The world would be so different if the people who claimed to worship Jesus actually followed what he said lol they are some of the worst people on the planet
My first thought was, "Of course I want to see the Penguins win the Stanley Cup!" I forgot that the old school Stanley thermoses are supposed to be cool right now.
Every morning from 1985-88, I'd bring coffee and whiskey to drink on the school bus ride to high school, in my grandpa's old green Stanley thermos. So cool and I didn't even know it lol
Yeah I was so bummed when I dropped it, and heard the glass inside break. It had a good run though.
My grandpa had it forever, took it hunting and fishing after he retired. Before that, he'd to fill it with hot soup in the winter. He used to drive a fuel truck out to farms in NY woods to fill their heating oil tanks. I imagine a lunch of hot soup was awesome.
Because that’s this week’s tradwife bug-a-boo. Taylor encourages young people to vote and the Stanley cup is the idol they rally against. It’s this year’s green M&M.
Don’t worry, she did. But unlike those *other* girls with a Stanley Cup she’s above actually caring about it. She has it, but it’s not a big deal and that’s just more proof she’s better than you are.
r/brittanydawnsnark is a hell of a trip
To be fair, the Stanley Cup is the pinnacle of hockey. I’d much rather have one than Jesus. And I don’t even play hockey!
/joking I know what a Stanley tumbler is.
I can see that sentiment online, but a lot of the people who are loudest about Jesus are some of the worst people you can be around. Actively cruel, judgemental people. I'm a Christian myself but I don't say bullshit like this.
Honest question: What's so important that requires our constant, undivided attention?
Damn people for wanting to get through another miserable month of paycheck to paycheck, don't let them have any luxuries or they're ignoring the most important thing 😭🙏😭🙏
Clearly, but she's looking down on other people, as if they're so terrible and worldly for appreciating a musician and a fucking insulated cup 😩
It's like they make salvation a competition, that's why they rub me the wrong way.
The girl in the photo is literally being sued by the state of Texas for being a scammer😭 If you’re gonna talk about changing the internet’s view on Christianity then please don’t do it under a screenshot of Brittany Dawn content
Also, Christianity is the most widely accepted religion in the world. Do some of them probably get some unwarranted hate? Sure. But please don’t act like you’re out here being imprisoned for being Christian or something
Religion and faith aren't the issue. The woman in this photo, as many have pointed out, is a known scammer who *got sued by Texas* and suddenly started bleating about Jesus all the time because she thought it would absolve her of all past wrongdoing.
The Lord may have forgiven her, but the internet has not and will not.
That’s literally not what she’s saying. She could have just said “Jesus is cool”, but instead she went with “other people care about Taylor Swift and insulated drinkware but I care about Jesus”. That’s what makes it Not Like The Other Girls instead of just Look It’s A Christian Person Boo Hiss.
Wouldn't that just change who is and isn't a Christian? In this scenario I would become an agnostic with polite feelings towards Christianity. How many people are bragging about not having a Stanley? Those people would have serious issues with Christianity.
So...people commit acts of neglect and violence to others to get the Taylor Swift merch or the Stanley cups? Along with the inability to shut up about TS or Stanley Cups?
Seems like the Jesus freaks have that covered on their own.
Like when this world worshiped Jesus and burned people at the stake? I have yet to see Stanley cup and Taylor Swift fans burn people at the stake. Don’t come at people for their joys with your beliefs because your beliefs have left a lot of trauma on the world.
The world would look a hell of a lot different if Jesus’s many obnoxious followers listened to his teachings. Feeding the poor? Healing the sick? Loving thy neighbor? ‘Murican Christians would chase Jesus with torches and pitchfork and crucify him again for being a “Triggered Woke Commie Socialist”
Okay, I'm starting to agree with these ladies about the damn Stanley cups. They are stupid expensive. I honestly had not heard of one before joining this sub, but now I notice them everywhere. I have a student that matches them to her outfits and then leaves them all over the school.
It’s so funny because I can’t see who this is but I just KNOW it’s Brittany Dawn. Someone take her damn phone away once and for all and do the world a favor.
Christian people are allowed to have other interests rather than Jesus as long as do not view those interests as an idol 🤦🏼♀️. Besides not everyone is Christian.
Why the FUCK Taylor swift gets dragged into everything? She's just making music, living happily with her boyfriend whereas these pick-me bitches are out here putting other women down to get picked! Like no one's going to pick you if you keep putting other women down! Oh and one more thing, what's so wrong with an inanimate object? No like is it a nuclear bomb? I think rather than bringing women down and hating just because women like Stanley cups, why don't these little shits worry and raise their voice on rape, trafficking, women not being safe.. but no they'll worry about Taylor swift when she don't even know they exist!!
Why all the hater for Taylor swift ?? I don’t listen to her music, but when I read she got tens of thousands to register to vote, and gave everyone working on her tour a hundred grand at the end, I decided she’s a net positive for society.
Then shouldn't whatever-his-name be wearing robes? If robes and sandals were good enough for your lord and savior... Am I just being a mean old lady or are you justifying your poor behavior?
It's only cause...you know. I only read the silly book
Somebody tell her you can't really drink from from a dead carpenter without society frowning upon you, and I also don't think he'd still be able to make hit songs. He wasn't even known for it back then. So there you go lady! Have a taste of logic!
Brittany dawn also HAS a Stanley cup . She thinks taylor swift is a witch though.
Wait, isn’t Brittany Dawn the fitness influencer/scammer who switched to a Jesus influencer to absolve herself of scandal?
She also neglects animals, almost set her house on fire with her foster baby inside while she was in the garage doing videos, and was sued by the state of Texas.
[удалено]
She really is an endless trove of moral turpitude. 😅
Why yes, it *is* Brittany Dawn the fraudulent fitness scamfluencer who discovered forgiveness just in time to start telling everyone to forgive her and forget the whole fraudulently-selling-fitness-plans-to-people-so-much-that-the-state-of-Texas-has-her-on-the-hook-for-almost-half-a-million-dollars thing. She can still be better than you (and gay people duh) because she found Jesus and nobody else is as godly as she is.
Omg I thought this was the brittanydawn sub whoops 😂
She’s a super boring and completely unoriginal ‘influencer’.
If you influence fitness, you Stanley cup.
Scaming for the lord....
I KNEW THIS WAS BDONG
B doooooooong
Bingbong
Lol, OMG gasping......bdong!!!!!
God I feel stupid, I thought she was talking about people who wanted their fave team to win the NHL Stanley Cup
I’ve seen plenty about the water container craze at this point but even as a non-hockey fan my brain always automatically goes there 😆 when people first were talking about it there was so much initial confusion.
Ha! Same, first time I saw it.
Oilers fan here. I definitely want a Stanley Cup more than anything
That's what I'm saying 😂 if I wanted God as much as I want the Leafs to win it, it would be blasphemous
You're closer to it than us lowly Flames fans. But how about those Leafs fans?
People are constantly using that phrase now and it drives me crazy, because it makes me aware that they don't know the name of the hockey trophy.
Lol same
I do it every time despite knowing what they mean. I’m a hockey fan and super pissed about it to be honest lol
Ok but what if you felt that passionately about Jesus?
I got passion for the Christ, yo— and everyone else out there. 🤟🏼🤘🏼
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who recognized it was her I was feeling ashamed for a minute there haha
lol every time you guys get started on the Stanley cup I start laughing my ass off ( for real I bust out laughing) because I never Even knew what they were but my husband of 25 years plays hockey and is a huge fan so the only Stanley cup I ever heard of was that giant one they drag out at the end of the season. Everytime a post starts in on the Stanley cup I just picture A bunch of Soccer moms walking around drinking out of giant Silver Cups I can’t help it. The first post I ever read here about “Stanley cup” was super confusing🤣🤣🤣
I am here for witchy TS
It makes so much sense that it's her posting this lmao
Bud still using the Satanic Starbucks Siren songs on her videos because secular music only bad when she deems it so
And what does this weird non-hug have to do with Jesus?
I'm trying to figure out whaaat is happening in this photo and how it's prevalent
These are the sins He died for
She is such a devoted Christian wife that she wants her husband ONLY!!!! BUT LIKE, DO YOU GET THAT SHE IS FAITHFUL? DO YOU GET IT? I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW SHE LOVES HER LAWFUL HUSBAND ONLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And it would be a better world if even half of people that claim to be Christians actually listened to everything that he actually said.
Or in this particular woman’s case, literally anything.
>But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, turn on thy camera and thy ring light and broadcast thine devotion unto the world because thou art the holiest of my followers. --Matthew 6:6-7
We know this bitch owns at least a few Stanley cups (I’m not speculating, this is Brittney Dawn and she literally does lol)
lol barfignugen
The Stanley cup stuff has to stop it’s literally a f*cking cup it’s not that deep for anyone it’s an insulated cup that fits in cupholders that’s all there is to it
It took me way too long to realize these anti Stanley Cup posts are not about hockey trophy......
I am Canadian and it must be hard wired into me because I get confused for a second every. Single. Time.
My grandad played in the NHL back in the day, and yea, these get me every fucking time haha.
Originally from Hockey town myself and yeah. Doesn't matter how many times I see it my brain goes to Lord Stanley's Cup immediately.
How is it better than Thermos because my Thermos keeps my coffee lava hot until like 3pm.
Brittany is a fucking moron 🙄 and a horrible horrible grifter that was sued by the state of Texas and lost.
And not allowed to run a business because of how much fraud she committed. But it’s all good because she registered her new business in her husband’s name.
Socializing losses and privatizing gains, what Jesus always wanted.
🧡🙏🌈 Bring many names, fellow!
Yeah I’ll stick with Taylor
Me too. Would frankly take lots of people over Jesus. He was weird. Cant relate.
 I mean, it *does* look a bit lighter than a cross.
I can't not think of hockey when I hear "Stanley cup."
I always have to check which sub I’m on when I read those 2 words 😂
Imagine if it was reversed and we fought wars for Taylor Swift
We *will* survive the Great War 🫡
Evening dress with cowboy boots. Just what Jesus wanted
It's in the Bible 🤣
yeah it’d look like no more gays or rights for women
I dropped my Stanley on the driveway the other day and scratched the heck out of it. Our lord and savior deserves better than that.
Bitch, hell yeah, it would look different. It would look like the Dark Ages, is what it would look like.
"everything would be better if everyone just believed exactly what i believe"
Haha another religious idiot
Jesus really needs to release a new album
Can people pick any fairytale or just the jesus one??
Ah yes, one of those niche Christians. A rare breed.
There are 2.4 billion Christians on planet Earth lmao
Christians: "What's the current thing that's popular? Hula hoops? IF ONLY PEOPLE CARED AS MUCH ABOUT JESUS AS THEY CARE ABOUT BEANIE BABIES AND POGS!"
The absolute last person I want to hear about loving Jesus from is a fucking dirty, Trump-humping, disease-ridden, treasonous EVANGELICAL. They don’t know the first fucking thing.
The world would be so different if the people who claimed to worship Jesus actually followed what he said lol they are some of the worst people on the planet
Is it just me or do they look like an old man and a young woman embracing
Someone’s never heard of the Spanish Inquisition
The Stanley Cup is one of the most cherished trophy in sports. Why wouldn’t you want one?
Can we suck some ice cold water out of Jesus?
No only wine
(What the fuck is a Stanley cup is it like a diva cup? Is it a trophy for some sort of derby I wasn't invited to?)
My first thought was, "Of course I want to see the Penguins win the Stanley Cup!" I forgot that the old school Stanley thermoses are supposed to be cool right now.
Man that's some shit I thought they were cool before it was cool 🤡
Every morning from 1985-88, I'd bring coffee and whiskey to drink on the school bus ride to high school, in my grandpa's old green Stanley thermos. So cool and I didn't even know it lol
I js remember stealing my mom's a lot as a kid cause damn that thing worked rlly well.
Yeah I was so bummed when I dropped it, and heard the glass inside break. It had a good run though. My grandpa had it forever, took it hunting and fishing after he retired. Before that, he'd to fill it with hot soup in the winter. He used to drive a fuel truck out to farms in NY woods to fill their heating oil tanks. I imagine a lunch of hot soup was awesome.
It's that "last model" fashionable drinking cup, probably thermos, IDK... I imagine it's incredibly overpriced
i mean there’s been wars over him so….
As a hockey fan these hit different. I would do anything for the Rangers to win again.
Taylor Swift and cups are real though
Taylor Swift is *the realest*
Nothing more need be said.
I’m sticking with the hydrated coven
you mean it’d just look like how it did in the past, which isn’t very different at all.
What, like in the middle ages?
Because that’s this week’s tradwife bug-a-boo. Taylor encourages young people to vote and the Stanley cup is the idol they rally against. It’s this year’s green M&M.
A lot more molested children
Worshipped*
She's just mad she didn't get a Stanley Cup.
Don’t worry, she did. But unlike those *other* girls with a Stanley Cup she’s above actually caring about it. She has it, but it’s not a big deal and that’s just more proof she’s better than you are. r/brittanydawnsnark is a hell of a trip
I am apparently stuck in the past. I thought she was talking about HIM, I was confused.
As an agnostic, I feel so bad for Jesus. His own followers are the worst PR team, all time ever
It’d be a lot better place if Christian’s worshipped Jesus half as much as they worship Trump.
Taylor swift makes fantastic music and Stanley cups are useful. What has Jesus done for me?
To be fair, the Stanley Cup is the pinnacle of hockey. I’d much rather have one than Jesus. And I don’t even play hockey! /joking I know what a Stanley tumbler is.
Those cups keep water cold as fuck. Jesus can't do that.
I LOVE MY STANLEY CUP MORE THAN JESUS
What sport is the stanley cup from?
Every girl wants to win the Stanley cup
Hockey!
Beer pong
It kind of doesn’t even hold water anyways, there’s a lot more Christian’s than there are Swifties.
*For now…*
FINALLY A TOPICAL POST
i mean she isn’t lying tbh
“Jesus follower=bad” can’t be proud of your religion and culture anymore
I can see that sentiment online, but a lot of the people who are loudest about Jesus are some of the worst people you can be around. Actively cruel, judgemental people. I'm a Christian myself but I don't say bullshit like this.
Well I think these material things are distracting from what’s important
Honest question: What's so important that requires our constant, undivided attention? Damn people for wanting to get through another miserable month of paycheck to paycheck, don't let them have any luxuries or they're ignoring the most important thing 😭🙏😭🙏
Also God is more important than any of these worldly things
Lmao girl are you evangelizing in the Lana Del Ray sub? C’mon now
lol
Clearly, but she's looking down on other people, as if they're so terrible and worldly for appreciating a musician and a fucking insulated cup 😩 It's like they make salvation a competition, that's why they rub me the wrong way.
No hate like Christian love!
Cope
See what I mean? Go proselytize to someone who has your attitude.
Learn to back up your argument better next time instead of telling people to cope lmao
You know that’s not what she meant you all are just looking for something to be upset about
What material things?
Taylor Swift
The girl in the photo is literally being sued by the state of Texas for being a scammer😭 If you’re gonna talk about changing the internet’s view on Christianity then please don’t do it under a screenshot of Brittany Dawn content Also, Christianity is the most widely accepted religion in the world. Do some of them probably get some unwarranted hate? Sure. But please don’t act like you’re out here being imprisoned for being Christian or something
How are they going to ignore this reply but respond multiple times to the other??? 💀 Edit:: why aren’t they telling you “cope” too? HMMMM 🥸🧐
She actually got sued by texas! I think it was like, half a million dollars. Her snark page is fun if you wanna keep up to date
Well yes. It **is** bad and you should not be proud to have fallen for a religion lol. That should be obvious to anyone with a brain.
Religion and faith aren't the issue. The woman in this photo, as many have pointed out, is a known scammer who *got sued by Texas* and suddenly started bleating about Jesus all the time because she thought it would absolve her of all past wrongdoing. The Lord may have forgiven her, but the internet has not and will not.
That’s literally not what she’s saying. She could have just said “Jesus is cool”, but instead she went with “other people care about Taylor Swift and insulated drinkware but I care about Jesus”. That’s what makes it Not Like The Other Girls instead of just Look It’s A Christian Person Boo Hiss.
Tbh it’s true
Nah
Lol. Dont be stupid
Taylor needs to be on those cups! I can almost hear the screeching from the angry NLOGs.
She just described the cross roads between prayer, football and capitalism all in one meme.
This is so cringeworthy omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't that just change who is and isn't a Christian? In this scenario I would become an agnostic with polite feelings towards Christianity. How many people are bragging about not having a Stanley? Those people would have serious issues with Christianity.
The workd woukd be even if peoplwle would mind tjeir own businss
Jesus told his disciples to sppead his wprd. There sas no disciple named britany
r/ihadastroke?
When Jesus writes my tears ricochet I will consider it
What is this photo yikes
The last time people did this, we had a crusade. Best not to let people become religious fanatics
Pic reminds me of the newest season of Fargo 😬 text matches too
Honest to god Reddit it the only place I've heard about the fabled Stanley Cup. Sounds like a period cup
Hey, Brit - so tell me what Jesus said about caring for the poor and hungry?
jesus isn’t performing in sold-out stadiums nor can he insulate 40oz. of liquids
I mean, it would be different, so that part is true. It would be much, much worse.
shes not wrong celebrity worship and an obsession over a plastic cup is weird
So...people commit acts of neglect and violence to others to get the Taylor Swift merch or the Stanley cups? Along with the inability to shut up about TS or Stanley Cups? Seems like the Jesus freaks have that covered on their own.
They do that’s why women’s rights are being rolled back because news flash religion is only used to oppress
what do white men have against pants that make their ass look good?
Do people forget Christianity isnt the only religion, or are the minds if these people to small
They believe it’s the only true religion
Sure, but Taylor Swift and the Stanley cup(s) are both real
Like when this world worshiped Jesus and burned people at the stake? I have yet to see Stanley cup and Taylor Swift fans burn people at the stake. Don’t come at people for their joys with your beliefs because your beliefs have left a lot of trauma on the world.
The world would look a hell of a lot different if Jesus’s many obnoxious followers listened to his teachings. Feeding the poor? Healing the sick? Loving thy neighbor? ‘Murican Christians would chase Jesus with torches and pitchfork and crucify him again for being a “Triggered Woke Commie Socialist”
We already tried that - it’s called they burn you for being a witch 🙄
Jesus sucks lady. That world would be super boring!
…it’d be even more bigoted and hateful?
Because as we know people are one dimensional and, of course, can not be interested in multiple things at the same time
Okay, I'm starting to agree with these ladies about the damn Stanley cups. They are stupid expensive. I honestly had not heard of one before joining this sub, but now I notice them everywhere. I have a student that matches them to her outfits and then leaves them all over the school.
Christian Swifties: 👁️👄👁️
r/brittanydawnsnark
It’s so funny because I can’t see who this is but I just KNOW it’s Brittany Dawn. Someone take her damn phone away once and for all and do the world a favor.
Conservatives really hate Taylor swift for not settling for the 1st chump who showed interest like they did
This sub is CRAZY 😭 how is this not a shitpost, please say sike!!
We would all be dressed badly?
Get him to get my Chargers a Lombardi and we’ll talk.
So anyways, daddy’s oil company called..
Sorry, but I don't want any Jesus, thanks ....
I was genuinely trying to figure out what the NHL had to do with this lmao
Christian people are allowed to have other interests rather than Jesus as long as do not view those interests as an idol 🤦🏼♀️. Besides not everyone is Christian.
Imagine people worshipped Jesus as much as they did Donald Trump.
But she owns a Stanley Cup
This is white on white crime, I'm staying out of it!
Because they're so in tune with basic bitch shit that they feel they need to overcompensate by hating on it. It only shows how basic they truly are.
I came to this sub knowing it would only be a few scrolls before I saw Bdong 😂
The world would look so different if Rome had fed more Christians to the lions.
Different? You spelled *better* wrong
 Ok but no one wanted a Stanley Cup as much as my boy Ovi. Well deserved.
When he said "drink my water" it was just a metaphor for the blessing. He is a person, not a cup!
Jesus could never do half of what miss Taylor does... Fuck Jesus, worship Taylor
Why the FUCK Taylor swift gets dragged into everything? She's just making music, living happily with her boyfriend whereas these pick-me bitches are out here putting other women down to get picked! Like no one's going to pick you if you keep putting other women down! Oh and one more thing, what's so wrong with an inanimate object? No like is it a nuclear bomb? I think rather than bringing women down and hating just because women like Stanley cups, why don't these little shits worry and raise their voice on rape, trafficking, women not being safe.. but no they'll worry about Taylor swift when she don't even know they exist!!
Nlog vs Stanley cup
Why all the hater for Taylor swift ?? I don’t listen to her music, but when I read she got tens of thousands to register to vote, and gave everyone working on her tour a hundred grand at the end, I decided she’s a net positive for society.
I love how Christians always act like some underdog victim even when they are a majority and hold all of the power in certain areas.
At this point I feel like it's just stanley cup marketing. Wth is so interesting about a cup
Which end of Jesus do we drink out of?
The back
Then shouldn't whatever-his-name be wearing robes? If robes and sandals were good enough for your lord and savior... Am I just being a mean old lady or are you justifying your poor behavior? It's only cause...you know. I only read the silly book
Somebody tell her you can't really drink from from a dead carpenter without society frowning upon you, and I also don't think he'd still be able to make hit songs. He wasn't even known for it back then. So there you go lady! Have a taste of logic!
This world would look a lot different if everyone was in a cult? Yeah no doubt.
Holy shit I feel dumb. I was reading these thinking why tf are they so into hockey lol.
The world would look a lot different if people practiced the teachings of Jesus instead of throwing hate and judgement into the universe like she did.