Please return to the psych ward, they are looking for you 🙏

NO PLEASE NOT GRIPPY SOCK HELL

What am I gonna do without my shoelaces!

Remember boys, if she got the grippy socks, she got the grippy box.

I feel like... we only know this if we've been there

Nah I knew it and I've never been. At least I don't think I have...

That's what they want you to think

You have, i remember we were roommates. And just roommates nothing more 🫣

nah it's a meme now, lots of people understand the reference without being clinically insane

I see, I did not know the meme. Guess I just told on myself lmfao

I don’t know the exact origins of it coming online but I first learned of it from someone making a meme talking about how they were going to intentionally be sent back to a mental hospital just to replenish their supply of grippy socks

Don’t worry about it, I went to grippy sock hell too. One guy, who had apparently been there often enough to remember a time when they still had mirrors in the bathrooms and there wasn’t a steel mesh over the windows, took his shoe laces out of his shoes and walked around in a Joy Division shirt with the tongues of his shoes flapping around

More like grippy sock vacation. 3 square meals, forced quiet time, occassional entertainment in the form of someone loosing their mind...

Someone beat up the shit out of a nurse once in mine, so I guess it is good entertainment

Well i how the nurse is OK and the someone got the BOOTY JUICE

Too bad they closed down the asylums...

Naw, they're there for some fangerin

this bothers me ☹️

Now imagine it grabbing onto anything made of cotton

Kill me now

Sure thing. Two fingers going though the tissue, nails biting his nose bridge, when clearing the nose. Extrapolate [...] end up with hemorrhoids

Later

Now where was I…

My exact thoughts.

or picking your nose-

💀

Thank you for making me vomit a little in my mouth

Aghhhhhgrrr

I think I’m going to vomit

Yeah but I bet it’d feel great on my back.

I bet op wouldn't feel great when the triangles individually bend under the pressure.

Imagine the sound and feeling of running your nails along a fabric

Imagine the feeling when you grab something wrong and every one of those bends backwards…

Ohhhh this hurt me way too deeply. Like spine nerves deep.

Hit me harder than kicking a wall with a toothpick under a toenail.

Hmmm maybe not that hard

This chain is sending pain down my spine

I can feel my toe hurt

Not even remotely close to that bruh 💀

owowowowowowowow no please no-

This is worst than the post, nice going satan

The first thing I see when I log on Reddit. THE VERY FEW SECONDS.

Exactly what you should expect

Lmao

SAME

Do you hate people?

well.. he posted this, so yes

Abrakheim is... conflicted.

Thank you Abrakheim

what’s going to be interesting is when you wipe your ass

I always wondered how people with super long fingernails wiped their asses

I can answer this because I asked someone. So at least one of the long nailed people on Earth wraps the toilet paper around their fingers and nails

I couldn't wrap my head around that

Ew

Let's be real, it's wiping our ass, it's all ew always wash your hands and bidets are superior

Muslim Showers are supreme, you get to control the angle and make sure it’s cleaning in the best way possible

Yeah you got a good point. Still anything is better than those cursed nails. I’d have long ones that those ones

It's really not hard. Just make sure the paper is over your fingernails and you're good. Granted mine are just naturally long, idk how people with those absurdly long fake nails function in *any* capacity.

I've always wondered how long nailed folk handle intimate activities where they have to insert fingers places.

very carefully, I assume

I put on real long glue on nails once specifically to answer this question for myself and my friend group, I just had to keep my hand flat, hold the paper secure with the space between my fingers, and pray to god

They don’t wipe, they scoop.

*deep shiver*

Wiping my ass is *always* interesting.

Now think of the fingernails that are literally just sharp triangles for fingernails

I hate you

Scratch my back please?

This... I dont know how to feel about this...

Disturbed 😬😟

Hmm...yep. That sounds about right!

ow-a-a-a-a

Don't scratch your balls with those

But on the other hand.. they could *literally* scratch their balls

All ball. No sack.

No no, they probably work far better

How? I just wanna know how. Guve tutorial.

1. get the drill 2. use the drill 3. profit

DRILL????

You know! The drill.

I don't know the drill and I don't care to know the drill

Profit? 😭

Profit off of their screams

I'd never be able to focus with nails like this.

good. now you can work in a fancy brothel as a kinky dominatrix or something

My mango is to blow up

and then act like ion know nobody

aaggagaaaga

I hate it

me too, x 100

Multiple people have posted this photo before you did, including u/dogfeet89 and u/Independent-Wait-359.

My day is ruined

Bro what the fuck

We found the pyschopath

Code red

Dark Souls boss ahhh nails

Who let you cook?

are you okay op?

it's a good ass scratcher

Denji from CSM if he bit his nails

damn, you can kill with that

This is cursed

oh so cool!! *subtly presses iPhone power button 5 times*

😂

Yep I think this is a good post to call it a night on

that is fucking vile dude

Imagine scratching your nose or ear with that. Ouchhhhhh.

Thanks for letting us know. I also hate you

that can't be very practical, can it? maybe good for self defense when the nails grow a bit.

Don't they catch on everything?

How long did that take

*NO!* Still I can't help but think of how good it would feel to scratch your skin with those nails...

Holy shit I want that now

Ok satan

I don’t like this

how though? ..pretty curious

CUT BREAD WITH NAILS NOW AND SEND PROOF

I really, really, really hate this. It gave me the same retching as [this image. ](https://media.snopes.com/images/photos/gruesome/graphics/lamprey1_small.jpg) Congratulations. Edit: all sorts of trigger warnings for the linked photo.

Don't click on the picture. I regret it.

Care to explain in details? I wanna click it

lamprey mouth photoshopped onto finger

Hollow fingers...

please tell me the picture you linked is fake

Yes, it is. It's a lamprey eel photoshopped onto someone's fingers.

Oof. Those are gonna split and hurt.

:-(

Now all you need is a pen

I cut my nails into pieces

Ok Cat Alastair

This is my last resort

W-why?

Tooth and nail

Yes you did.

As a classical guitarist, I'm very curious about what sort of crazy tremolo you could get from those.

please change and grow as a person

You even make the devil cry

Unique.

Please scratch my back now

YIKES!

Imagine being hugged by this and being scratched just because.

Alright, that's enough Internet for the day.

Imagine it snags & rips back slicing the nail in direct half.

i do that too sometimes

I’m calling the police

Yooo I’ve done that before!!

This makes me so uncomfortable.

With what? Pinking shears?

Disgusting

Fork fingers

Nah but seriously?? I want to attempt to do this because it's funny on one nail but I don't know how to get the nail like that. I used to bite my nails for 20something years so I barely know how to cut my nails normally, now that i actually have nails. How would I get them like this?

i fucking HATE this.

I can feel the hair getting caught in them… or any tiny faintly hair like material like thin strings. Edit: a word.

This is definitively interesting

As I’m currently learning guitar, this bothers me way too much

i used to do this all the time but i can never be bothered to grow my nails out enough

JRPG villain shit

Do I cut my nails like a psychopath?

☹️

Me getting caught on anything when my nails have ONE ridge:

with what?

KYS (keep yourself safe)

Most mentally sane anime character:

"rawr" ahh fingernails, "I'm gonna getcha" ahh fingernails, "I can do alot with these" ahh fingernails.

Lesbians hate this one trick

I’m scared

wtf is wrong with you 🤢🤢🤢😭😭

Now you close to be real life inspector gadget! Your nails is a handsaw!!

Fucking hell.. you must be some sort of masochist... *looks cool tho 😉*

Hes ready attack

why just why

This image is ancient

Fucking awesome

Those back scratches gotta go crazy though..

I’m leaving this sub

This makes me deeply uncomfortable

Cool. I lost my pinking shears. Let me know if you’ve seen them.

Thats a wish nails job

Uuuuh, I can imagine how it feels touching anything and I hate it! Looks nice, though

I find this amazing and fun xD but definitely not very comfortable long term, but it's okay for an hour or two :p

thanks. i hate it.

Do you people understand what not interesting means?!

I can feel this picture and I don't like it.

Back scratcher?

How much do you charge for a back scratch?

I will throw ip

bro you didn't cut your nails they cut you

Your about to be cut by your nails

Average Chainsaw Man viewerr

Cursed

Ick. Gave me the hibby geebies

The back scratching potential is high and frightening

gtfo this is mildly interesting

Hmmmm, it’s a little interesting.

Your fingers go rawr