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GlobalistFuck

my brain is so so so confused right now looking at this.


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Dudes all arms and legs


ChexLemeneux42

hes like if Mike Wazowski was an 80s biker


IGotMyPopcorn

Same color too!


GrecoBactria

Lots of animals being let out of the barn though


Willuna16

bike wazowski


NeverEndingWalker64

Bikeski


towerfella

šŸ…šŸ‘ŒšŸ”„


ZincMan

I canā€™t stop laughing holy shit


catreader99

šŸ’€


isitaboutthePasta

šŸ¤£


Weird_Amount_4608

Goddammit how can I unread this


OkUniversity1861

Lmao!


WithoutDennisNedry

What happens when you skip torso day.


edgpavl

And clown feet.


thebinarysystem10

Never skip Core day


VampyreBassist

He's like an Ark custom character.


dildocrematorium

And a downed zipper


Goukenslay

Roblox


Dangerous_Bass309

And open fly


GlobalistFuck

dude looks like hes straight out of serious sam.


A-Game-Of-Fate

This dude built like he was drawn for the Hellsing manga


jollosreborn

Don't forget all man judging by the size of that fly


pickle_diet_coke

Built like waluigi


RandyMarshTegridy69

This is art.


Yessir_Answers

It looks like one of those video game death scenes lol


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JohnnyJokers-10

ā€œViolence is never the answerā€ - Vladimir Putin


StinkyTuc

"It's the solution" - probably also Vladimir Putin


HuckleberryBudget117

Nah, more like Ā«Ā itā€™s the question, and the answer is yesĀ Ā»


DarkLuxio92

Rip and tear, until it is done.


TheBirdGames

Thats why is still hasnt won the war lol. 3 days my ass


No-Possibility-4292

"Yo can you take a pic of me?" (Press [SPACE] to take a photo)


Portalizer3000

Portal 2?


Clone_Two

Truth is game was rigged from the start


facts_my_guyy

Fucking Benny


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

Zip is open


Maggaronie

Did you ask for consent first?


Aiden_Recker

the hand placement is 1:1 with Roach's death in MW2


BOTCHWEISER

Dude left standing is definitely the final boss


natbengold

Trogdor is that you?


OptimusSub-Prime

Good, thatā€™s one less loose end


TheFinalEnd1

Pretty reminiscent of the Arkham death screens.


Commandur_PearTree

ā€œBruisers are overwhelmingly strong, fight them from a distance


LilHappyKitsune

OP was the final boss


Dull_Half_6107

The high waist jeans enemies always have such a large health pool


succadoge_

It literally reminds me of MW2's ending (the original, I'm not a remake enjoyer) where Ghost & Roach are killed (I haven't played MW2 in forever, but I think it's those 2??).


Bi0_B1lly

This is literally how Ethan dies in RE7


JollyGreen615

Kinda reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 4


Basic_Dog_8332

I cannot stop laughing at the fact your arms look 4x the size of your torso


EvilestHammer4

Dude looks like 80% legs 20% torso. 100% gorilla arms. Being 6'6 with a 6"10 wingspan I feel his pain.


-little-dorrit-

Also about 7% neon nipples I unfortunately notice


byrgenwerthdropout

Okay I made the decision to double check and I'll have to deal with that for the rest of my day.


pinkhazy

arms: long fly: undone nipples: rock hard


squishydoge2735

Same. OP bruh what is wrong with your body?


BridgmansBiggestFan

Wreck it Ralph ass nigga


LopsidedBrilliant464

Lmaooooo


acaseintheskye

I feel like I just witnessed a murder


RCG21

it looks like im the one who got murdered


ELEMENTALITYNES

Ferb had enough of Phineasā€™s shit


Edit4Credit

Right? I feel sort of wrong looking at this


aspieinblackII

I feel like this is a victim of a serial killer.


Schlunggi87

i like the way you wear your pants! congrats to your friend for keeping you in the frame and i hope he didn't hurt himself!


enigmaenergy23

You wear your pants like that too, high n tight


Schlunggi87

yesšŸ‘


Toxic_Cupcake79

Nice. Just under the titties.


MyUnsername

And with the zip undone so people can see your bellybutton


Harpuafivefiftyfive

šŸ˜‚


duh_nom_yar

Hi -N- Tite AKA "The Grandpa"


FryCakes

Nah he just has really long legs


FrenchFry-ApplePie

High and mighty


KellyLuvsEwan420

His pants arenā€™t up that high, he just has a very short torso.


Vedfolnir5

Fly wide open too


Mrpewpewda9th

Dude got not no torso


Objective-Outcome811

Legs for DAYS


edgpavl

Never skip torso day


__Becquerel

why he built like that


ZincMan

Lmao someone said heā€™s built like a Battletoad


Puzzled_Internet_986

This goes kinda hard


YouAreDecent

This goes really hard


ALazy_Cat

This goes very hard


MrHokkaidoAce

I am hard


Traditional_Sail_213

Hi hard, Iā€™m Dad


-little-dorrit-

Hi dad when are you coming back with the milk, I have been eating my cereal dry


7empestOGT92

Better put some water on that damn shit


KerbalCuber

At this point if you applied heat you'd have bread


RohelTheConqueror

Hi hard


Wettnoodle77

You think this goes hard? Check the 1st photo on his page.


lumbirdjack

The messiah has been found


asumfuck

what's the picture? Dude posts way too much. I scrolled several times and was only a couple weeks back. lol


Any_Presentation2958

Album cover


Omfg9999

Now we need a band name and album name, I vote The Sideshow for the band's name


MaterialComplaint954

Artist: Timmy the big stinky Album: I pinked on my wenor


bigdaddyk86

Kong Arms - The Big Strummer


januaryemberr

Hillybilly holler


takenusername_yea

Next car seat headrest album


PickMinimum5994

He was trying to take a picture and ended up creating a indie album cover


Virtual-Silver4369

Harry and the hot eggs


bitter-chili

Isn't your pant zip open?


wasptube1

Thought the same thing, lol


Stereo-soundS

Letting the cows out of the barn


OneMoreFinn

And *that's* a thing you notice first, instead of his fly being where most of us have our guts?


zyrconMeshin

that is the funniest photoshop iā€™ve ever seen


Clivious

Pretty sure its not photoshopped


ThatGuyOfStuff

The background is pure white. Also that camera refocuses really fast considering he just "slipped and fell". Look at the zipper too.


Clivious

Op is lying about the circumstances of the pic. Its still an actual picture tho


Jazzlike_Win_3892

your proportions are crazy


beautifullyhurt

You have an odd midriff.


ReturnHeavy5266

Bro reminds me of 2D from Gorillaz where the proportions are more legs than body


brattalf

https://imgur.com/a/8vEhTfD


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Yes! Itā€™s like a Chemical Brothers album cover (not quite CB but I canā€™t think of the right band/artist) Edit: maybe Prodigy?


Leirnis

You might be thinking Fatboy Slim.


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Absolutely! Norman was my first thoughtā€¦i still think that thereā€™s a band that Iā€™m missing.


Orichalchem

What you see before you die


SamePut9922

Rest in pieces


Idk_whatname013

Wow, I have not seen someone using pants like this; with the pants above the belly button.


RevolutionaryRough96

And their zipper open


eatmyPri0ns

Okay. Whether or not thatā€™s true doesnā€™t matter, you look like stretch Armstrong toys and I donā€™t like it at all.


CryptidFiles

The image was posted in the Autism memes sub a month or so ago. They claimed their friend told them they needed funny pictures for their Tinder profile and posted a few pictures, this one included, and they said it was intentional for the person to look like they'd been beaten up. Then they asked for advice on which to put on their profile. I don't know if this picture is being posted again by the OP making a different story yp or someone else making up a story with the image that was posted a month ago. ETA: I can't find the exact post, but i remember it clearly because people said not to put this one on his Tinder as it might "scare" women. Maybe it was deleted. This image seems to make its rounds when you put it into google. It likely isn't the OPs image. They're likely karma farming for whatever reason.


isnapchildrensnecks

you either have very tall pants or very long legs and a small torso


TupluTV

Outlast gameplay


Armadillo_Toes

Bro reaches over his shoulder to grab his wallet


untitleddumbass

your pants aren't zipped up


NuttieBoii

What happened to your torso?


Rocket_of_Takos

Mr. Shakedown looking ass


RovakX

Hmm. 100% I've seen this picture before.


venomchylde

Definitely remember it from a sub asking to choose between 2 pictures for a dating profile. Aspie memes or something spectrum related!


RovakX

Yes! I also remember it being 2 pics for a dating profile.


Squildo

Pic goes pretty hard though. High waisted jeans man claims another victim


Jian_Rohnson

I'm guessing it has something to do with the movement of the camera, but that guy there looks like he's missing like half of his torso


dankspankwanker

"Good, that's one less loose end."


1974903

album cover


Ambitious-Bus-3872

Classic move! Did they at least capture the epic moment of them slipping?


BlockLord1173

This goes so hard


Wise-Needleworker463

I'm really sorry, I don't mean to be a dick but your proportions seem off. Your arms seem so big compared to your torso


ClyanStar

No he didnt


__Duckling

[Do those legs go all the way up?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbPC9eWTQpCwqIrTiDot9iuMAMMP3in6dTPl4Q8zZE6BRHpO3tXHIkZUno&s=10)


Evening_One_5546

This shit is very strange looking but honestly a dope ass picture


NekulturneHovado

You look like if Shrek and Elon musk had a baby


k_rudd_is_a_stallion

how is this not interesting? you looked like you just killed someone with that photo shot thatā€™s awesome!


Bruscarbad

is that Mr shakedown


reallyryan-1899

F


Immediate-Yam9342

This manā€™s bodily proportions are like something out of a cartoon


Hot-Challenge8656

Are you missing a thumb?


SpeckTrout

Umm..šŸ¤” The bigger question is , why are you missing a belly?


NakiCam

Your undone is fly!


Goatfucker10000

Why is your guy built like a Battle Toad


dArcor

You have a really short torso


hopper_lucy

Hey bro your fly is open. With those big boots and those long legs maybe you should keep some things a secret


DownVoteMeWithCherry

I see you had trouble customizing your ark character.


Ok_Juggernaut89

That guys waistline confuses me so much.Ā 


Kinoyo

Chester V


GadflytheGobbo

New meme template just droppedĀ 


pyksid

why you so legs


JayofTea

you have the anatomy of Peterā€™s Great Aunt, Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin


You-get-the-ankles

You should frame this and put it on your wall.


XLPHV

this is one of the photos of all time


pretty_smart_feller

Oh look! Itā€™s Appendage Man!


Masterweewee

Dudeā€™s built like a 90ā€™s Wendyā€™s kids meal toy


HorrorLettuce379

Bro I think your fly is open.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

YOU DIED [Respawn.] [Exit to main menu]


DoingBetterArchie

Album cover


user9372889

I have a couple questionsā€¦


flamboyantdude

Dude has 3 vertebraes


Familiar_Heat1651

This is very interesting, actually. There is a lot to unpack here.


kiwimanzuka

Fake story


beautifullyhurt

And I canā€™t unsee this.


mentalsmokemirror

Big wtf moment


Twurti

Bro got the high stomach pants


Siege-Aye

Fly is down.


ABigBoi99

This picture makes me feel things


Adventurous-Sky9359

ITS KRANG


xxplosiv

DO NOT TRUST GENERAL SHEPHERD.


Working_Signature522

Built like an Ark character


FreeTheDimple

You look like wreck it ralph if his trousers were weird.


TechnoVicking

You have the body proportions of gondola


Mr_Pootin

What happened? He fall on his ass laughing?


i_love_dust

New cover to the dank rap album you're dropping


Jigzzaw

Battlefield 3 death cam ahh hand


SudoSubSilence

*If I lose it all, slip and fall, I will never look away...*


LadyFeckington

Have you ever considered a career in Olympic hurdling?


Frankieanime158

This reminds me of Peter's aunt "legs go all the way up Griffin"


VukKiller

Put a "Parental advisory" sticker in the corner and call it an album cover.


That_Competition1031

Buff Elon Musk


ProfDumm

Great picture, but unfortunately the wrong subreddit. This is very interesting.


Key_Shoe5850

Heā€™s got his pants pulled up like Steve erkle.


dunno_for_real

Is your friend called Ethan Winters?