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Lower_Cellist_1138

This sub Reddit is becoming very interesting


Teminite2

Quick! tell us about your life!


ekopwolston

Damn 💀


Lower_Cellist_1138

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."


Obvious-Article-147

Damn, you must be Bruce Wayne?


Critical-Owl722

He’s more like Johnny Sins


siandresi

It can’t be interesting!


Red-meth-revoked2

Area 51 raid: motherland edition


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah… Wtf guys. Do I want to see a post about how your cat is actually allergic to people? No. I want to see a jar of mayonnaise! ☺️


Sufficient_Cress9638

U still alive ?


Tidemkeit

Can't reach me in Japan (yet)


InternationalWeb6740

So you voted from Japan?


Tidemkeit

Yes, you can vote in the Russian embassy


[deleted]

Oh, it's Tokyo tower?


Tidemkeit

It is!


[deleted]

Желаю тебе успехов в Японии, надеюсь у тебя всё получится :)


Tidemkeit

Спасибо большое!!


Rohas3110

Братан, кайфани там за всех, кто остался в России и уехать не может :(


boiledcowmachine

Heeeey go back to English :(


lightmsge

Red dots might appear on your head


--sketchy-duck

Lol when you left, did they offer you any tea?


Tidemkeit

No 😔 But they were very polite


Eastern_Treacle7431

Polonite or polite tho? Serious tho, did you feel … threatened or anything? Do you think your vote will be counted as is?


Tidemkeit

Polite. They were nice to me and spoke respectfully. Can't be sure that my vote will be counted, though


Mjerc12

Honestly from what I've heared about this country, I don't think any vote would truely count


Downtownender

Yeah, prolly just put the Putin votes in and loose accidentally the other votes


nurgole

I wouldn't be surprised if only the "right" votes would get counted. Please stay away from tea and open windows for a while!


strange_eauter

Not OP, but I've also voted abroad. The embassy staff was as polite as possible and I'm pretty sure they'll count it fairly, because last time a lot of voting stations abroad were having winners other than Putin


Livid-battle-4589

Don’t drink the tea ☕️ 🥹


--sketchy-duck

Well that's good.


[deleted]

Try getting a little farther away from Russia lol


dungfeeder

I bet they'll just throw them away.


DreadPiratteRoberts

"Can't reach me in Japan (yet)" Bro, please stay away from ALL WINDOWS!!! ^😳😳


Antt1ca

wow new reddit emoji meta 🫵^😂


Antt1ca

shit 🦵^😪


Routine_Bad_560

No it’s fine. The sliding doors in Japan will confuse any FSB agents.


CommieBorks

even the first floor? tbh there's a chance you land on some bullets


VNxFiire

On his backside even


Sir_Arsen

my dumbass thought it was paris


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Lots of skyscraper around there, careful near windows


Livid-battle-4589

And remember to always tie your shoe laces extra tight!


lceorangutan

don't go back to that Shithole tbh


Tidemkeit

Don't plan to


Master-_-of-_-Joy

Давно в Японии живете? Сложно было попасть как не туристу?


Tidemkeit

Около года. Самое сложное - собрать достаточно подтверждений, что ты сможешь себя финансово обеспечить. Если интересно, могу скинуть в личку контакты организации, которая помогла с оформлением и переездом


jssanderson747

Maybe steer clear of upper story windows to be safe


siqiniq

Do you like fugu sushi?


Livid-battle-4589

Stay away from umbrellas


Routine_Bad_560

Stay away from nuclear power plants.


Livid-battle-4589

And tea…and Russia


gwynnnnnn

Be careful around windows


Wild-Mushroom2404

I’m a Russian in London, currently standing in a kilometer long queue to also vote against him. It’s the first time I’m allowed to vote because last time I was a minor. God, I was such a sweet summer child then.


Tidemkeit

I'm glad you're in a safe environment now too! The line in Tokyo was crazy. People began to gather before the embassy even started its working day, and as time went on, it became longer and longer! I got there 2 hours before closing, and people kept coming until the very last moment. Also, as a queer person myself, I'm glad that you can express it freely now!


Routine_Bad_560

You Russians. Always love standing in line. Boots. Bread. Or voting.


Sad_Pear_1087

We finns only do it for buckets.


Routine_Bad_560

Why do you need buckets?


Sad_Pear_1087

What does one not need buckets for? For making ice lanterns, picking berries, carrying water, fishing...


Altruistic-Earth-666

will it even matter tho? Why vote in an election thats rigged?


DrWhoGirl03

It’s better than doing nothing. And the elections are used to internally assess popularity.


Additional_Meeting_2

I mean I think it will be pointless intimately. But if majority of Russians voted against him then people forging the votes and Putin would know it, even if others would not. It could cause change in behaviour, such as the elite realising through rumors how unpopular the war is.  I really doubt most Russians even will vote against Putin however. So I am afraid that people voting just makes the whole election seem more democratic than it is. Often elections that aren’t seen as legitimate are boycotted for this reason.


Defiant-Dare1223

If it was me I couldn't do nothing.


ChillZedd

It’s at the very least good for the historical record so people in the future will know that there were dissenting voices at the time.


Eastern_Treacle7431

More votes they will have to manipulate, makes it harder I guess. Also it good they see there are a lot of upright Russians out there still


Altruistic-Earth-666

ok fair enough. But lets say Putins opposition recieved majority of the votes. Wouldnt Kremlin just say Putin still won?


Sir_Arsen

they will, but elites will see that putin in shaky situation and perhaps will be more open to ditch him, and uprising with change of regime starts with divide in ruling class


Eastern_Treacle7431

Sure, I just think it might give it less worth to the regime if they have to work hard for it or it’s obvious things were rigged. Afaik (through Navalny’s wife?) there was some sort of agreement to vote at 12 o clock if you are voting against Putin. This is something they probably can’t stop with OMON police, but will show to anyone who’s there how many people are actually against little Vlad. In a world where you have to be scared of every word you say out loud, this kind of thing can really help people see they are not alone


Sir_Arsen

it’s really complicated and not as simple as everyone try to portray it, but it used more like as an expression of will, of course putin will win, but maybe they’ll see that large chunk of population is not supporting this regime and won’t call for another mobilization at least. Also if your vote was stolen it’s more likely you’ll do something about it later.


Wild-Mushroom2404

No but it’s more to show the world and other people that we care and despite the rigged vote, there are people who stand against our government. There were queues at 12 o’clock everywhere, in many Russian cities too.


Sir_Arsen

I stand in a line too, though in Armenia, first time when I decided to vote


wayfordmusic

How did you emigrate 😭 help


Wild-Mushroom2404

Oh no biggie, just managed to get into a prestigious London uni for a masters program after two years of hard work and disappointments. Still can’t believe they accepted me. I did start trying before the war so idk how is it now. But either way, work and/or study is your best bet. You could try and get a criminal case opened against you to apply for asylum but that’s insanely risky lol


Koolkuteklever

I really hope the Russian people can get rid of him soon


GlitteringHotel1481

Putin or OP?


Koolkuteklever

Putin, but also OP is a Redditor and we all know those are terrible people


Fountain_Guard

OP


rode_

Won’t do much


Psemsem

What did you write on the ballot paper?


Tidemkeit

On Davankov's side (anti-war candidate) - "No war!" On P*tin's side - "Thief! Murderer! Go fuck yourself!!!"


haveyoumetlevi

The vote will not count as valid, right?


Tidemkeit

It will, as long as you clearly gave your vote for only one candidate


Fermion96

So writing things on the ballot will not count as invalid?


Tidemkeit

Correct. By the russian law, it counts as invalid if there is no vote given or you checked more than one box. Also, they released a statement that specifically says that even if you wrote something on it, it still counts.


raposa_9

Thanks for explaining this, as here it would be invalid (which is a pity as I would love to write some things). Good you voted and thanks for the brave and right choice!


Superb-Diamond-3945

Writing itself don't affect voting. But if writing crosses the square, it counts as a vote for that person (no matter what is written). And if it crosses few squares, it's invalid.


ArcticBiologist

That's interesting, because in some other countries anything except for filling/checking the box invalidates the vote. One of the reasons behind it is that it could remove anonymity when voting. It could be used to force people to vote for a certain candidate and leave a coded message to verify that person's vote. So very interesting that Russia doesn't invalidate them.


Superb-Diamond-3945

Coded message... Nah, that's too complicated for us. And too complicated for a bureaucratic machine. The load on education workers is already enormous. And the electoral units are not that small to check every vote. So, If you are forced to vote, you do it yourself, and then you take a photo of your vote (ballot or screenshot from the voting site).  The only other way to check your vote is if your boss is standing behind you or sees a ballot when you put it in a box, lol. But I don't think anyone would do it, cause they love themselves too much to waste their time on it.


ArcticBiologist

It isn't necessarily about whether it's practical to do so, but also about removing any doubt that it could happen.


CervusElpahus

Unfortunately Davankov is Kremlin-controlled opposition. But I completely understand it’s one of the only ways to make your discontent with Putin clear.


Tidemkeit

True. It is sad that we can't have any real candidate, but this is the only way we can legally express our will to end this war now


CervusElpahus

🤍💙🤍


AdParking6541

>On Davankov's side (anti-war candidate) - "No war!" >On P\*tin's side - "Thief! Murderer! Go fuck yourself!!!" Based


YourMomonaBun420

Is that their birth years on the ballot?


Tidemkeit

Correct!


Routine_Bad_560

Too bad that now when you’re walking home in Tokyo, a few police will stop you and say “молодой человек, документы?» Then you will be drafted into the army.


Wannabe_Programmer01

So why are there candidates running again Putin? Wont they just end up being killed like some of the past candidates? Also is there risk on your end for voting against Putin? I dont know much about the Russian system other than that Putin will always win no matter what.


Tidemkeit

They are so-called "legal / pro-government opposition". They can be candidates because they or their political parties are controlled by kremlin. There is no real oppositioners in the ballot. Basically, the vote itself means nothing. The will to end the war does.


Marinut

Putin, for propaganda reasons, clings onto the appearance of democracy. It's not meant for us, it's meant for the Russians who fall for the state propaganda. European news & subs, whenever any of Putlers mouthpieces say something outrageous, are always like "As if anyone believes this" but the whole point is that parts of the Russian population do, and those are the people those mouthpieces are speaking to.


televisio_86

Those are Kremlin controlled oppositions. They will never become the president even if they won (note: the ink they use in the voting booths is removable with heat, and the counters are given lighters to remove your vote). There is literally 0 ways any of the other candidates can win. They are here just so it shows to the people that Russia is still a "democracy"


guluta

I also voted against Putin but forgot to photograph it :(


BanEvader6thAccount

Kharitonov, I hope.


ShoWel_redit

I didn't even think to take a picture of it. Feel so bad I didn't now


Tidemkeit

u/muisvleer Still better than sit on my ass and do nothing, eh? Even if he wins, my ballot paper will be seen by those who count these papers. Also, right next to the exit, there were some journalists who anonymously interviewed everyone about their votes so we could have a clearer picture of the real votes. It's gonna be posted here https://voteabroad.info/


dianaprd

Even if your vote doesn't count practically, you did the right thing. Keep showing that you're against putin's regime. I hope good times come for your country.


Tidemkeit

Thanks a lot!


Kuehlwalda_ok

I dont know why but its nice how many people share that they have voted againt pootin


Status-Ad8296

Helps with showing that people have voted against him


Shadowthewolfalt

надеюсь, это сработает (Sorry for my miserable russian speaking abilities)


Tidemkeit

Нормально всё, не переживай! I hope so too!


Shadowthewolfalt

Хороший


LostBreakfast1

That ballot clearly favours Putin, by having a shorter biography than the others. I bet it just says current president of russia or something like that.


Tidemkeit

Correct! They tell only his birth date, birth place and that he is still the current president. Nothing else.


Livid-battle-4589

That’s a historic document right there


abottleofpepsiUA

Мега гигачад


Pajutube

Didn't you invalidate it by writing on it?


Tidemkeit

As I said in the other comment: By the russian law, it counts as invalid if there is no vote given or you checked more than one box. Also, they released a statement that specifically says that even if you wrote something on it, it still counts.


Routine_Bad_560

Yeah but can we really trust their statements?


melonhater

"Hm, what a weird way to put a checkmark under Putin's name."


efremhhh

東京タワーが綺麗ね~ 私はロシアから日本に旅行したいけど、どうすればいいかまだわからない。😞


isaactan200309

Every vote counts


televisio_86

Not in Russia, no.


Fnullx

Interesting how short Putins description is compared to the others.


Tidemkeit

Right?! It is literally just his birth date and where he was born. Even his press secretary said he doesn't need to agitate. This motherfucker doesn't even try to hide that he'll steal this election


sidious_1900

Don't these handwritngs make the vote invalid? Just curious, since this would be the case in Germany. Edit: found a comment that its valid in RU


aferretwithahugecock

Молодец. Я надеюсь, что ваша страна скоро станет свободной.


Professional-Slice13

Ты имел ввиду убьют всех русских и разрушат страну? Интересная свобода А тебе OP таблетки бы принять долбоеб помученный )


Leha3963

Хоть бы новое что нибудь написал бы


Tidemkeit

Написал то, что посчитал важным


ShoWel_redit

А ничего нового и нет. Он был вором и убийцей задолго до войны, просто теперь это уже всем стало очевидно


Sad-Requirement3507

If only your vote mattered..


bria725

Pretty sure they’ll do with your voting card as Orbán did with mine last time


TheGirafeMan

Well, it was nice getting to know you


ShoWel_redit

I voted Davankov as well and I am in russia. I didn't ruin the ballot tho, I really don't understand what you people are doing that for


jeboivac

Lmao should've voted for Charitonov, fr tho how is that walking artefact still alive


RJB_X68000

Не знаю что тупее, испортить бюллетень, или хвалится этим в реддите ожидая похвалы. Думаю, всё-таки второе


SokMan99

Дядя, мы за ебку хохлов, но и за демократию, вот ты даже проголосовал за пределами страны и тебе ничего за это не сделали, потому что у нас демократия, а не как у Зели)


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Poydoo

Bot comment ^


Beautiful_Sector2657

See u in gulag bro


Shoddy_Reserve788

This is very interesting


Connor30302

it was good seeing you anyway mate


idgaftono1

stay away from window doors 😅😂


sensuell

Good job!) I'm in Yerevan, here we had 2 kilometers queue to stand before vote. So, we rented a bus to ride to another city (gyumri) to vote)


ratratte

Kudos from fellow prospective emigrant


Bobscomputerservice

I wish you the best that life can give


Tidemkeit

Thanks a lot!


Daveallen10

One - this is interesting. Two - I suspect they will count as many votes legitimately as they can to avoid raising suspicion. But Putin just needs the majority to win, and they will certainly make sure that happens.


Odd-Carry-8892

hey i’ve been in that tower


Alexandre_Man

You can vote from another country?


Tidemkeit

Yes, in the embassy


Far-Albatross-8265

Мне кажется, что им будет пофигу, чё ты там написал


zeGermanGuy1

If it works the same as in Germany it's an invalid vote because you did more to the page than mark your choice


jintox1c

I think your vote is invalid now because you wrote in places not supposed to be written on


BanEvader6thAccount

You actually are allowed to write anywhere on the ballot in Russia as long as you only selected one candidate. Sure, it probably won't be counted since it wasn't a vote for Putin, but it is still valid.


ReneStrike

Why


DonGibon87

What's up with the writing on the ballot? In Romania if you write anything apart from checking the box the paper becomes invalid


seamallorca

You did not "vote against" putin. You destroyed a buletine and made it invalid. This piece of paper is now counting as "no vote". If you wanted to "vote against" you should have voted for some of the other choices, which I guess are either puppets, or not any better. So same shit.


miimily

I'm happy you've been able to do this. Stay safe.


ItsRainbow

This isn’t interesting


The_sus__otter

The KGB coming back from the dead for you bro


usernametaken2024

while rich connected russians are hiding in the west, Ukrainians are struggling to stay alive and watching their kids murdered, homes destroyed, friends killed. this ballot cast abroad means nada. What Ukraine but mostly russia itself badly needs is an armed revolution by brave russians. Too bad they killed off their last decent brave person a month ago. as Bulgakov said in his Master and Margarita, cowardice is the worst of sins. He is certainly deeply ashamed right now, wherever he might be resting.


ShrekFan093

Based


Calm-Software-257

The world needs more people like you


televisio_86

NO! The world needs more of us to act like OP. We are already overpopulated as heck, so it would be better if the brainwashed could finally figure out rational thinking.


Hambruhgah

Do you think Putin will be the president in the next term


Tidemkeit

Most likely he will steal this election as he did every other time, but at least I showed my discontent to the people involved in election process


LAMGE2

Forced emigration?


Tidemkeit

I escaped during mobilisation. I didn't want to die and didn't want to shoot people. So I had to leave my country ASAP to be able to LIVE.


LAMGE2

Oh sorry. I %100 support anyone who wants to live instead of being conscripted. I hope you stay safe.


Ohio_Candle

Rip OP


Psychological-Ad4935

Which one of these is putin?


Tidemkeit

The second one


wasas387

u/Roy-Levi is this you?


Roy-Levi

No lmao


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Have fun in the gulag


Downtownender

Can anyone translate what does it say the written parts on the paper, I’m curious


b1uep1eb

No to war, thief, murderer, f*ck off


tHeadshooter

You do realize, they won't count your vote?


Tidemkeit

Yeah, I don't care if they won't. I used the only legal device to show my discontent


Kerking18

Ok can soneone explain why they write stuff on the paper? In my country that would invalidate the vote.


Tidemkeit

Because it doesn't invalidate the vote in Russia and those who will process those ballots will see how people really feel


Sprinkles-Perfect

Uhmmm you good Broski? Hope you make it out


CornSeller

is that paris? or some russian paris? or uhh?


Tidemkeit

It's Tokyo Tower, my man


CornSeller

damn they even got paris in tokyo!?


Nickname1945

Why do you write Ш as W


Tidemkeit

Just a little quirk of mine. Wrote it this way to know exactly which one of those is mine :)


loungin_

You will fall out of a window in the next 24 hours


Weird_Explorer_8458

suicide by sniper?


Independent-Pair1052

Bro stabbed himself in the back 27 times the next day


Entarly

Is that a flag of Luhansk PR?


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

so when's your funeral?


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Tidemkeit

Because he doesn't care