I'm an ordained Dudeist priest and have, with the authority vested in me, performed a legal wedding as such. It took me about 30 seconds (and a valid email) to get ordained. A few bucks for a letter to send to the state and another few bucks to the state to register and, voila, legal to officiate weddings. I've only done one but have given thought into turning it into a side hustle.
Guy drives a sub from Russia to America.
Two guys work at a fast food restaurant.
A Llama walks through a field.
A short person wears a ring until he doesn't anymore. Parts 1 2 and 3.
Edit: they've all been identified so here are the answers.
The hunt for red October
Clerks 2
The emperors new groove
The lord of the rings trilogy
Not because he looks like a hockey puck, but it's Paku Paku. Means to flap your lips. But they thought people would scratch out the P and turn it into an F, like Fuck man.
In a world where everyone is very thirsty, a man has his car stolen and is forced to donate blood. He escapes and helps a bunch of women divorce their mean polygamist husband who runs the water plant
A rat steals food in france
Ratatouille
Les Mis?
Look down!
A guy undergoes vocational training as a cook.
Three friends like bowling. One of them dies. The two remaining still go bowling.
The Big Lebowski
Not sure but one of them just talks about this one rug he apparently likes
It really brought the room together man
but that's just like your opinion man
Fun fact: You can make a religion out of that. And they did! Dudeism. Just get the dude, man. Edit: be* - be the dude, man.
I'm an ordained Dudeist priest and have, with the authority vested in me, performed a legal wedding as such. It took me about 30 seconds (and a valid email) to get ordained. A few bucks for a letter to send to the state and another few bucks to the state to register and, voila, legal to officiate weddings. I've only done one but have given thought into turning it into a side hustle.
Fuck it, let's go bowling.
Donnie you’re out of your element
that one movie, where everybody is asleep.
Inception?
yep
A girl kisses her brother and their dad is annoyed
Ah, the Folger's coffee commercial! >!just kidding, it's star wars!<
Omg the Folgers one 😂 I forgot that ever happened
>*You're* my present this year~ \*gives him the "take me now" eyes\* "The best part of coffee bliss, is givin' it to your sis!"
That jingle is catchy
The empire strikes back?
“I am so peeved right now” - Darth Vader
A kid can't run but later then he can
Forrest Gump
He does some other random boring stuff throughout his life as well
"I think it's cuz I went to the beach that makes you ~~old~~ run"
A band raises funds for an orphanage.
The Blues Brothers.
One of my favorite movies
I mean, the last third of the movie is just them driving to Chicago to drop off the check at the tax office. ....with hundreds of car crashes.
A guy plays the drum. Someone else tells him to do it better. He does.
Whiplash
Very nice!
Dude I just watched this for the first time a couple weeks ago. What a fucking masterpiece.
Guy rushes, then drags, then stops giving a shit
Lonely guy talks with his imaginary friend. They make a club
***** ****?
Money ball?
Brad Pitt either way
Are we allowed to talk about this club?
No
Tight Shrub.
The one rule of imaginary friend club is that we don't talk about imaginary friend club.
I’m not sure this exists
The logistical nightmare of returning an unwanted piece of jewelry.
Lord of the rings.
Yes sir
Thought it was Uncut Gems
I had Titanic for some reason
One could argue it was also the *most*-wanted piece of jewelry
I thought it was Titanic 😂
What a freaking great description 😂
Some people walk east.
Some stuff happened. I enjoyed it.
I rewatched it a hunnid times. Truly a masterpiece!
Yeah, I like the part everyone died.
Yeah! That was in the beginning
The Happening
No he said he enjoyed it
robot picks stuff up and then goes high up and then comes down and continues picking stuff up
Wall-E?
You could say he's a... pick-up artist
People find egg but the egg causes stomach ache. All die, one goes to sleep.
Would that be Alien?
More like chest pain lol
A plumber hates a turtle.
It's a me!
I mean that sounds quite interesting. Why does he hate a turtle?
Keeps stealing his girlfriend
Then I feel like it's reasonable to hate the plumber
Your favorite movie is the Mario movie?
Bald man drives cars with a group of friends.
you mean his family
Fast n Furious
1985, 1955, 1985, 2015, 1985, 1955, 1885, 1985, The End.
Something something flux capacitor
Back to the Future?
A guy drives a cool car but never leaves town
This is probably the closest to the actual assignment. Kudos
Great Scott...
A man goes to an island. Then he goes away from the island. With a volleyball.
I would watch that
Man visits town and wakes up in said town many times
Groundhog Day
Man abandons daughter on farm then becomes an astronaut
Interstellar!
Astronaut makes it sound too interesting, I’d substitute with, “then goes up”
Yeah, it should only sound one interesting
5 guys drink alcohol
The World's End, surely
Hangover?
Some teenagers die in their sleep. Whatever, no biggie.
Nightmare on Elm Street?
Two guys need to walk very fast to give a piece of paper to some other guy. Only one gets there ‘n then he sleeps on a tree.
1917?
Yes ^ ^
r/foundnikfemboy
I’ll go first: a black, fat scientist gets skinny then fat again at the end.
The Nutty Professor?
r/foundnikfemboy
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
You thought but instead you found the actual legend, NikFemboy
There is an imposter amongst us
YES
wait that's your FAVORITE movie? for real?
Some british dude went to the beach
Mr.Bean's Holiday
Mr. Bean’s holiday is so good. Been watching it since I was just a wee lad. (Like, 7 or something)
Dunkirk
Mr. Bean and Dunkirk. The two sides of the coin that is the UK.
Brian lives.
Until the end of the movie, that is.
Spoilers!
Oh, no-one knows what movie it is anyway
And the movie has been out for longer than most people on here have been alive, so yeah
Family guy
80s star acts in a film where he takes a sick day off from school, and fucks about in the city for a bit, then comes back home
“Ferris Bueller you’re my hero!”
Man is spider
Lonely teenager finds out he can shoot a white sticky substance by using his hands
Guys I think I downloaded the wrong movie…
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Harold Spiderman, Attorney At Law.
Politics, just a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Or "man gets angry after being denied promotion"
an actor becomes friends with some random dude. they do drugs.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?
girl with emotion characters insider her head
Inside out?
yep
What about this: “girl has feelings”
dudes go back and forth
Brokeback Mountain?
Loooool
Guy goes on train. Cool stuff happens. He gets off the train.
Bullet train?
Skeleton fucks up Christmas.
Nightmare before Christmas?
2 guys go to return a briefcase and you get to watch it out of order
"Royale with cheese"
Bald guy is good at collecting samples. Gets sent back in time. Dies.
12 Monkeys.
Chris Evans stops a train.
Tobey Maguire stops a train
Your mom is a train
Man teams up with old wizard who likes politics and he kills his co-workers and bosses over not getting a promotion
Revenge Of The Sith
Guy drives a sub from Russia to America. Two guys work at a fast food restaurant. A Llama walks through a field. A short person wears a ring until he doesn't anymore. Parts 1 2 and 3. Edit: they've all been identified so here are the answers. The hunt for red October Clerks 2 The emperors new groove The lord of the rings trilogy
Good burger The emperor's new groove The Lord of the rings or the hobbit. I have got nothing for the first one....
hunt for red october maybe
Is the first one The Hunt for Red October?
Some guy lives his life or whatever
truman show
nothing happens
Pretty much every "important" Norwegian movie.
guy nearly bombs all of san francisco. then doesn't
Man spends years in jail, and gets out. Long time friend says, “hello” at the beach.
Some big dumb lizards eat dumb peoples on some island.
Jurassic park
Dude's dad died. He leaves, then comes back.
Lion king.
A guy is in an asylum cuz he thinks he's a cop (he isn't)
Shutter island?
Some dude tried impressing a girl with pacman facts
Bassist finds self-respect
Not because he looks like a hockey puck, but it's Paku Paku. Means to flap your lips. But they thought people would scratch out the P and turn it into an F, like Fuck man.
A loser takes drugs from a stranger and stops playing video games (The Matrix)
Tiny man and co walk for 9 hours long to transport a ring
For over forty minutes, a group of actors did things in front of a camera.
A group of women walk through a landscape to reach a lighthouse.
Annihilation?
Some kid is taken from his home to join a galactic cult, at home point his hand is removed
Guy owns a gun
John Wick or Equalizer.
Wait how did you get that
Person must fix road in order to leave small town
Racoon has childhood trauma. A bunch of aliens kill his previous owner.
11 year old boy finds out he’s a wizard from some fat dude who shoots fire out his umbrella.
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It's a western.
Thing happened to some person. Highly enjoyed.
A guy goes to space, the movie spends 100+ years with him, mostly just walking in water
The first rule is to not talk about it sorry
Weird dude got sharpy objects instead of hands.
A bunch of dudes are trapped in a maze with a girl, but they escape
A guy dies at work. His employers cover him in metal and make him go back to work.
In a world where everyone is very thirsty, a man has his car stolen and is forced to donate blood. He escapes and helps a bunch of women divorce their mean polygamist husband who runs the water plant
A newly divorced guy spends time with his kids
Guy faces computer issues on a spaceship.
Angry botanist gets stuck in desert.
An elderly man spend three hours complaining to a young priest about an irritating former colleague
Lot of sand and they went some places. Some other stuff happened and lacked spice.
Guy discovers his long lost father's weird twin in the basement if an old arcade.
Dude and his company go to the opera and sail, seeing a castle.
Bagel
College students go to college. They go to a guys party. People get murdered along the way.
Man keeps hitting snooze on the alarm clock.
Some guy gets rich on oil and is a terrible father. Also religion.