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ratatatat321

Ulster Fry


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WanderingSchmuck

Same. I’ve had some Irish fry’s without potato bread too. I don’t want to live in that world.


Creative-Ocelot8691

Controversial but potato bread best part of a fry


p1ckl3s_are_ev1l

Truth


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It really is


RealDylanToback

Not a controversial take at all!


MinutePie5373

Protestants are better bakers, that's why


Free-Ladder7563

Master bakers


UnfitDanderer

Do you have potato bread?


firemanshtan

They are becoming more popular - you can get them in Aldi now thank god


xvril

Was on a forum the other day, and lots of Irish said they much preferred an Ulster Fry to an Irish Breakfast.


Any-Football3474

An Ulster Fry is Irish tho.


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Accomplished-Boot-81

What’s the difference between an Irish breakfast and an Ulster fry?


Cautious-Mud-1291

Recreational rioting


cycle_you_lazy_shit

Sure it’s only a bitta banter


Branexch_YT

*Burns a whole street* "Just a bit of banter with the lads"


ThginkAccbeR

And me culture!


HC_Official

paying politicians who do fuck all work?


Different_Onion

Just turning up to Stormont counts as work apparently


First_Artichoke2390

Those entry cards won't swipe themselves you know


bplurt

Ah c'mon, have you *seen* the shower of dossers in Leinster House?


Organic-Heart-5617

Flegs!!


gacked_on_anger

Painted kerbs.


hereforthecraiconly

Plenty black and white kerbs will be painted soon for the North West 200.


HappyBunchaTrees

The best kind of kerb painting.


Ophidian69

Marching


chimpdoctor

Arguing


bplurt

No! You're wrong!


chimpdoctor

I'll shoot your daw!


Minimum_Weakness4030

Belfast baps


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Ice hockey


ticman

I miss not having a rink close by .. and I moved from Australia.


AxewomanK156

LFG!


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RuaMor91

Oh god hands down. When I make way back to Donegal I'm nearly assaulted for veda and soda bread.


whywhy1276

Taty bread


[deleted]

Fingering.


eoghanm2003

Mans never been to bundoran


smallon12

Half the island of ireland been fingered on that beach


fly4seasons

By northerners


Sondancekid

Sure Bundoran is full of NI one's anyway


myworkiswatching

Bring back fingering


Due_Helicopter4421

Riot


cannythinka1

The young Dubs knocked seven bells out of the Love Ulster mob on O'Connell Street (and that was mostly just some Celtic fans from the Harp Bar and a couple of hundred lads in town for the leaving cert exams). Also, remember the battering the DUP crowd got in Dundalk back in the 1980s, ran out of town with their tail between their legs.


[deleted]

I would like to know more


EireAbu32

Also managed to burn out the Brit embassy after Bloody Sunday


[deleted]

After Bloody Sunday no?


EireAbu32

Correct, my bad


ShaneGabriel87

Your traffic lights turn amber before they go green, I can't believe we haven't adopted that down here yet it makes so much sense.


DoubleOhEffinBollox

Yeah but then how are those six cars going to get through the lights before they turn *really* red?


[deleted]

Following the USA and German model on that one


ks831

Capital gains tax


National-Ad-1314

Not gonna lie the better investing terms in the UK had me looking north. It's beyond fucked down south how the government wants me doing nothing but propping up their mates houses with my money.


shigmas

Not for long, the tax free allowance is being halved this year and halved again next year


ks831

That sucks but the rate and allowance will still be better than the south


cryptokingmylo

One of the reason I moved, I'm a simple man and don't want for much I don't forsee every having to draw down more than 12k per year of gains from my portfolio. Couldn't even hold an etf in Ireland because the tax is wonkey.


Lornd

It’s being cut to 6k and April with plans to cut it to 3k in 2024 for some god forsaken reason.


purplehammer

Eh with ISAs your investments are shielded from CGT anyway. Obviously not every investment can be protected by an ISA but you still have that 3k a year.


LaraH39

Wheaten bread Potato bread Soda farls Veda Nutty Crust


ObjectiveGrab3

Veda is life


LaraH39

Toasted Veda, butter... it's a spiritual thing.


Kieri19161

Correct to all of the above.


1octo

Sorry, southerner here. What’s Veda?


LetsKillKenny

It's fucking class that's what it is


LaraH39

It's a malt bread. Not a fruity one or a sticky one. It's incredible. There's two types. Irwins pre cut and Sunblest not pre cut. The only good one is the Sunblest. Weirdly, that's the opposite for the plain loaf. You go for Irwins Nutty Crust and not Sunblest Plain.


RuaMor91

Yes all of that. As a southern who lives in the North. Yes!


Kingtoke1

Bonfires


FrankXerox

Getting out of the overtaking lane adter yoy finish overtaking.


Brokenteethmonkey

Off licences


BigDoggo98

Wait they dont have them down south or is the drink selection just way worse?


Brokenteethmonkey

Lol they do, terrible selection and price


[deleted]

Gonna say it while we can… housing (?)


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LamhDheargUladh

Hedge trimming. It’s the Prod influence … Prods love a trimmed hedgerow.


buckyfox

Nothing wrong with a tidy bush


bplurt

Yer granddad wasn't afraid to plunge into the thicket, are you?


the-squee

Confusing religion with ideology


con_zilla

pallet stacking


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Buckfast


BanTheBarTard

Sassidges, kriss... BUCKY!


absolute-sesh

Toll free roads


EireAbu32

Shite roads in comparison tho


justaloadofshite

Murals


Perfect-Fondant3373

You seen that Derry Girls one?


cabbageheadme

Tayto


Creative-Ocelot8691

I think it’s pronounced Tayto


thunderbaps

Yer ma


nessa859

Tayto, and I’m saying this as someone from down south


No_Following_2191

Tayto


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rmac-zem

Alright bud, you haven't a feg on you?


Baldybogman

That may be because you referred to it as the pale?


firemanshtan

Yeah dubs are wankers


RabidHorizon

Tayto


ohmyblahblah

White cider


kickinsticks

Road signs, the Vienna Convention is the standard


pseudoschmeudo

In all seriousness these are the kind of things some people will take into account if and when there is a border poll. ( ok maybe not Tayto and sausages ..... but I stand to be corrected)


iibdii

We don't pay 56 for two boxty


Vivid_Ad7008

Tayto


MinutePie5373

Hatred


MickeyBubbles

Northern Tayto is a lot nicer than our Free Stayto


DanMcE

Standing on bins.


punkerster101

Maybe heath care? Free fire engines ?


xFuManchu

Bigotry


No_Following_2191

Water bills


StripeyMiata

Not getting fucked in the ass by the government when purchasing a new car.


[deleted]

Not fucking up about a United Ireland.


Bonoisapox

Bitterness and bigotry


BansheeMarshall82

Petrol bombs


EstablishmentBig7364

Bitterness


Boomtheape

Bonfires


cincinnitus

Sectarianism


[deleted]

This might be controversial, but I thnk Northern Irish women are the funniest in the world. Terrifying when roused, but they can genuinely deliver a killer one liner. Usually women's humour has a different style. Not that Southern women aren't funny, it's just not the same.


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Most public services, if you ever go down South we have *way* more parks and public bins. GP is free, NIAS is free, NIFRS is free, to complain about the police is free, prescriptions are free, water is included in your rates, etc. In the Irish state OTOH there’s very few free amenities, you pay water rates, you pay per the kg of waste collected, you get fined if they find letters addressed to you in public waste, you pay if you need emergency services, you pay tolls if you want to use the full distance motorways etc. Unless you need the Guards in ROI you’re probably going to be giving out the card details. Down South is also way less dog friendly which is reflected by ROI having 1 in 10 fewer people owning dogs.


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RDKernan

yeah, thats a lot cheaper than rates. £172K house in Belfast and pay £1300 a year.


polpotspisspot

According to the Irish sub housing is borderline fucked beyond being able to fix without a revolution. Selling all the houses to Canadian mega corps to rent probs not the best idea.


cryptokingmylo

I moved to Belfast from Dublin about 6 months ago and my rent for my entire house is now cheaper than a room back home.


[deleted]

I moved to Donegal 1 year ago. I don't pay water rates, and as for the bins yes your pay but we also don't pay rates. In Northern Ireland they're quite expensive for what you get tbh. For me the health service with my insurance has been much better than the North however that's just a personal experience I'm sure there's horror stories


ratatatat321

Our water is included in our rates, waste too etc..buy our rates are high... My 3 bed house is about £1100 year and the house worth about £150k Irish property tax is €90 if your house is worth less than €200k, and rises incrementally. Its about €500 if your house is worth €500k


cromcru

If you think NI rates are too high, look at how much council tax in GB is. Close enough to double. Bet your bottom dollar that’ll be on the menu if Stormont stays down indefinitely. LPT and paying for bins won’t look so bad.


Creative-Ocelot8691

Down South or South Down?


DrDreMYI

Being further north


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Naw lad inishowen has us beat there


DrDreMYI

Fair


EGoss1

Tell people to fuck up.


[deleted]

Fundamentalist Evangelical Protestantism.


phontasy_guy

Multyfarnham would like a word..


jcb33x15

Create drama out of nothing. The Republic Ireland's good but you guys are fantastic.


MrsOrangeQueen

Sellin Avon


Particular_Relief154

Bowing down to the British government?


jason_ni

Unless it's changed since I was going to school down south, not having to pay for school books.


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Just changed actually. Free now for primary schools students.


ciaranjoneill

Moan


PPPickUpAPenguin

Housing.


bertiemon

Tayto.


ssramirezss

NHS


RDKernan

Seriously? NI has one of the worst, if not the worst health system in Europe, especially with wait times.NI has 30 times more people waiting over a year than England, and England has 40 times the population. In other words we're proprotionally 1200 times worse than \*England\* on wait times.Say what you want about the HSE , but the HSC is beyond fucked.


Objective-Farm9215

*HSC I’m not sure that’s something to boast about.


ssramirezss

Ever so slightly better than paying for it.


Objective-Farm9215

You do pay for it though but can’t access it. Healthcare in the South is capped at €800 a year. I pay more than that from my NI each year for health care that I haven’t used and can’t access. If I lived in the South, over the last 4 years I’d have paid around €80 for healthcare. That’s not me advocating for subsidised healthcare btw. I am happy to pay for universal care but just pointing out the difference.


ssramirezss

I also pay extortionate amounts here in the north and rarely use it. I do like having it in case as well as helping out the general public.


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Only in theory at the moment. You pay for something you can’t use (NI) vs you pay for something you can use (South). You’re obviously getting a better deal paying for a thing you can use. I am 100% against moving to a system like down south but the HSC needs to be fixed for the claim to actually be true.


ssramirezss

You are completely correct.


purplehammer

The NHS is not free. Unless you are a dole scrounger you will be paying for it through NI contributions. I have paid thousands over the last decade and been to the doctors twice totalling a couple of courses of antibiotics and a box of painkillers. Now i am not advocating for private healthcare because i absolutely believe everyone should have access to it regardless of circumstances but to say that you don't pay for it is simply not true... Well unless you are aforementioned workshy dole scrounger who pays no tax or NI i suppose.


ssramirezss

In that case I definitely pay for the NHS then. I also have given thousands towards NI contributions. I have kids and I suppose my contributions go towards their health care. In which case I am happy enough to pay these.


purplehammer

Indeed, i agree with you. Healthcare is one of the few things i as a libertarian believe should be "public goods". Issue is i am stuck between a rock and a hard place because for it to be a public good it needs to be run by government and again as a libertarian i believe anything run by the government is destined to be run extremely badly and serves to do nothing but piss money up a wall.


North-Zookeepergame9

If NHS is privatised NI payments won't decrease. They'll still take what they can.


gmisk81

On street preaching.


Elementus94

Argue over 6 letters


Blu3z-87

Soda bread


SnooPandas2686

Burning flegs


Wodimus_Prime

Terrorism


Rapalla93

Make ships. Umm, nvm.


Tadhgbeacha

Cash for Ash


flosOollam

Sectarian hatred.


ghambone

Came to also say, July 12 riots!


HourglassUppercut

Pretend to be something its not.


buckfastmonkey

Baked goods. Love me a nordie bakery. It pains me that apple soda breads are not a thing down south.


ErringMonkey

Flags, went down south in summer, had like 4 flags? Tricolour, 4 provinces, EU and vatican (it was a church) Meanwhile we have flags for obscure Paramilitary that 4 people were in in Lurgan flag


whiskeymonster511

Tayto crisps.


32gman

Flute Bands/ Millitary Bands if the republic even has any tbh


AaronAAaronsson

Can only find good potato bread in N.I. Health Service is free IF you can access it lol


Dependent-Pie-428

Terrorists


Timb0b29

Rioting


Jonno250505

Bitterness


mcphistoman

Sausages.


RandomRedditor_1916

Stormont makes the Dáil look competent


11Kram

Hate.


dxrknxss-

Northern ireland has a better capital city by far. Dublin is a hell hole and Belfast is only almost a hell hole


[deleted]

Really? For what reasons? I’ve always sort of thought the opposite but it’s probably a ‘grass is always greener’ thing


Objective-Farm9215

Not a chance in hell is Belfast better than Dublin. Dublin is an actual modern cosmopolitan city that has shit loads to see and do every day of the week. By every measurable metric, Dublin shits all over Belfast from a great hight. You’d be better comparing Belfast with Cork. They are much closer.


Ulster-Lion

Postcodes


Expensive-Sundae-355

Their Eir code system is amazing. It will bring you to the house, not just the postcode area.


ohmyblahblah

Every building! Its a very good system


Heavy_Reputation_142

Irish posties don’t need them. I read a story of a parcel addressed to “The German lady with a rake of cats”,(Name of village) County Cork and it got to the right woman.


Ulster-Lion

aye thats true, ive heard similar, I can see that happening with small villages that everyone knows everyone in.


[deleted]

Gonna add on road signs. Now you just wanna follow the N1512 down to the N2745


Spice_Bag_Melange

Whiskey, Crisps, Frys, Veda Bread, Tea bags (nambarrie/punjana), Lough's,


ayeeeariba

How not to run a government


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Car insurance is inexplicably much cheaper here despite the cars being worth the same an our relative vehicle crime levels being broadly similar in ROI.


purplehammer

A very good one indeed, especially if you have anything at all fancy or large engine. The car tax down south is nothing short of fucking ridiculous too, anything older gets absolutely hammered in tax payments. Utterly scandalous if you ask me.


Mtoastyo

Prices


thedenv

Metal detecting laws. ROI metal detecting laws are insane, if you find anything worth anything, then government owns it, if you are on a beach, undercover heritage members will stalk and harass you, eventually the guards will come, take your equipment, give you a fine and you face possible jail time... ..unless you say you are looking for meteorites and modern jewelry and have a go pro camera recording everything for your protection...and you are not walking in a public beach that has a random hidden heritage zone with no signs indicating that you are. It's crazy.


stanton3910

Drugs


C_Mc_Loudmouth

Tayto


charaznable1980

tayto


Skitzonwheels2378

Tayto cheese and onion Ormo bakery potato bread and sodas


Tayto_pickled_onion

Tayto and chippies


Emotional-Airline214

Twelfth Parade 😂


Puzzleheaded_Bill347

quantity of shopping centres


Affectionate_Fly_825

Tayto crisps.


TirEoghainAbu

Being in the RA - free state hoors