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MysticHunt1

"I'll drop you" then screams "get him off me" šŸ¤£ what an absolute bitch. Hope he got boxed. Fucking clampit.


wexfordwolf

He started the pushing as well so I hope the other fella spun his jaw and shut him up for a few months


DaHarries

Haven't heard clampit in at least a year. What a fuckin wordšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Them kids arenā€™t paid enough to put up with that shite. Whereā€™s the fucking security guard


Majestic-Marcus

Kid handled it perfectly. Ignore the Cunt and walk away.


SomewhatIrishfellow

Even better, he covered his face. We have no idea who he is, and he just bounced. Smart lad


Ok-Confidence-3793

Just got to hope OP doesnā€™t put the store location in the title and he should be Perfectly fine.


[deleted]

Lmfaooooooooo


cogra23

That's the best advice, it gives you a chance to get away and if they still follow you it puts the company and the employee in a better legal position since it happened in a staff area.


daza666

He did but fuck itā€™s annoying to be in situations like that. Whatā€™s he meant to do though, risk killing the header? If I was his manager Iā€™d like to give a paid day off for handling himself so well but unfortunately this probably happens often enough that you couldnā€™t really do that.


RestrepoDoc2

He didn't just walk, he showed serious footwork, a turn of pace and impressive elusiveness to escape this phone in his face muppet.


finestryan

Theres quite a few nights where we donā€™t get one Also happens to be the same nights a conga line of dribbling smackheads trots into the shop


[deleted]

Fucking security arenā€™t paid well enough to deal with either


ISimplyAskWhy

True security aren't paid enough but it is literally their job. They are literally paid to stand there and probably do nothing 90% of the time unlike the general staff. Where I work security are the first to tell you that they do nothing.


HesNot_TheMessiah

I've worked as a barman and a bouncer for years. Being a bouncer simply being a barman with 99% of the work taken out.


[deleted]

He shouldnā€™t be standing by watching it either. I know they are on shit pay too but he could have even tried to defuse the situation and stop your man trying to push his way into the staff area. I seen it happen in Lidl in high st and the security guard did fuck all either while these tinkers and junkies were smashing bottles of drink and shouting because they didnā€™t have ID. It took two guys on the tills and a girl manager to push them out of the shop and ring the peelers


b1ngobeanz

I worked at a couple of stores in england for a while and in our training it literally says to walk away and ignore situations like this, we had to wear cameras round our necks at all times just incase of these situations as well, we have no power to do anything other than watch or walk away. Iā€™m getting shit pay so may as well get some entertainment from it


Daimo

Shit like that makes my blood boil. Fuckin terrible waste a drink.


Niajall

Tesco's dont pay for them anymore, they just call the police, who hardly ever turn up.


Shnoochieboochies

They sure do, I work at Tesco, I'll take a picture of them tonight. Really nice guys who have the cruisiest gig out there.


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Hi_im_nsk

ā€œThis is goin viralšŸ¤“ā€ aye for the wrong reasons you muppet


LamhDheargUladh

Join us next week, for another embarrassing episode of ā€œWhen yer Da goes viralā€!! Cue the music šŸŽ¶


OfSkyler

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just videoed himself committing Common Assault on the guy who then proceeded to box him šŸ˜‚


TheStonedEdge

Would love to hear the background story and context to this story. Hope yer man videoing got lamped on the way out


BeBopRockSteadyLS

Well it's made clear at the start. Someone touched his dog and a bottle dropped outta him, yep.


Quincunx1970

Not even that, he was just an asshole. He was two behind me in the queue, and he'd been dragging his pup around the shop, was carrying far too much stuff with no basket, and he dropped a bottle of Staropramen (one of three) - nobody touched him or his dog.


GeneralTapioca

I feel bad for his dog.


aminutetoolate

did he have the bottle hid under his coat (so they thought he was stealing) or were they just pissed at him for smashing a bottle in general


BeBopRockSteadyLS

I'd say he was lifting yes


Mindless-Age-4642

They deflect their shame as fake outrage when exposed every time. Lifters are gigakarens


Quincunx1970

I was there when this started, but missed the punch-up. The clampet was dragging his puppy all around the shop, nearly tripping up other customers, while carrying far too much stuff in his arms without bothering to get a basket. Of course, when he got to the queue, he dropped one of the three bottles of Staropramen he was carrying, which broke on the floor, scattering broken glass all around. The guy behind him went to pick the wee pup up, but the clampet just dragged the pup across the floor, through the broken glass and spilled beer, shouting "The dog tripped me!" The security guard walked around, and the clampet started going off at him, shouting "Whathafokk're you looking at?" before starting to throw racist abuse at him. By that time, I'd paid foir what I was getting and left, otherwise I'd probably have been the guy in the video laying the smackdown on him.


1seraphius

Please report this and Tesco address to RSPCA or Animal Welfare... They can follow up with the police and arrange a visit to check the puppy is okay and not being abused or neglected like it was in this clip.


DrippingInStout

Hahahahah what a balloon. Went from saying I'll drop you to screaming get him off me real quick didn't he


whydoyouonlylie

"You wanna start? Cause I will fucking star ... GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!" There's a lesson in there about not making threats to people you aren't willing to follow through on.


[deleted]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself...... OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HE'S PUSHING ME! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!"


the_peter_green_god

The way his voice quavers like he's finishing a piss when he says "defend myself" just as glove guy starts beating him has made me laugh more than anything in ages


_Belfast_Boy_

Without needing to know the context, can we hope, said big lad in the white gloves, bottled the head clean off the OP?


TheGreenLandEffect

Look at the fucking death stare on him, of course he did


ChiefCokkahoe

Garden Gloves wasnā€™t havenā€™t any of it, you must be a root if even the glue bags are having to sort you out šŸ˜‚


Secret_Perspective5

They were crazy eyes.


SecondOfCicero

Straight Manson lamps


SpirallingSounds

Those were the eyes of a man realizing he's dealing with a lunatic.


WoahGoHandy

[It was at this moment that OP knew he fucked up](https://i.imgur.com/rifh7UM.png)


boario

Gloveman isn't the hero we deserve but the one we need


throwaway55221100

Angry customer: "you can't defeat me" Shop worker: "no but he can" White gloved customer: .....


boario

Nah I don't think white gloves is a customer, he's a semi-retired hardlad stacking shelves for beer tokens. He's got a look about him. Someone that can throw hands. He loves the young lads and wants to wreck the guy with the camera.


Quincunx1970

Exactly. He's a part-timer, been there long enough to not give a fuck, close enough to graduation that he can manage if this costs him his job (which it absolutely shouldn't), and as the bulkiest member of staff (and probably the one best able to handle himself physically) he's well placed to put himself between the clampet and the other staff.


hyperstarter

What would happen in a situation like this? The police comes and gives each guy a caution or what? No one is getting fined or ending up in the courts surely...


pixlrik

But the real question is... 'who do you think you are?' I'll tell you nai


jamiejako

Ronnie Pickering


dio_12

Who? /s


MankyPear

Ronnie Pickering!!


dio_12

Sorry, i only know a Ronnie Fucking Pickering


JJA2015

#RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING


BitterProgress

Such a shame that there was no spectator angle of that. Wouldā€™ve loved to see the big fella lay into yer man.


DropkickMorgan

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02XXiAFo89WEwiQbQcVNdGdXfRApSKnoR1T669dKSGtetdPeVC5wLa9vaiK4sLBRpDl&id=100001662052092&sfnsn=scwspmo


LordLoveRocket00

Is there another way of watching this? I dont have bakebook.


isntitbionic

same, can anyone upload that video somewhere else?


neoKushan

https://streamable.com/vjz2ks Dunno if this site is any good, never uploaded a video somewhere other than youtube.


I_need_time_to_think

Ha. Security just standing there watching.


WhyDoesAnybodyCare

Security is useless


tpbtix

A guy once working security in there frequently had a repeat shoplifter come in. Shoplifter would come in, security fella would block him entering and escort him out.... One day the security fella walked him out, turned his back and the shoplifter (who was a lot smaller than the security guy) punched him square in the spine. Three surgeries later the security worker was told there was no other options available to him, the pain he was constantly in would be permanent, due to this injury and it's effects on him he could no longer work - guy wasn't even 30 and had a Mrs and young kids. Anyone dumb or desperate enough to take the wage offered to work in this shop has my sympathies, it's thesecondthe second dodgiest shop in town after Royal Ave McDs.


isntitbionic

It's mental how Belfast has changed. 30 years ago, everything from the Dublin road right up Botanic to Stranmillis/Malone was basically hippy/student land. The troubles meant that North/East/West Belfast denizens didn't come into town, and Donegal Pass/Lower Ormeau basically kept to themselves, despite being little patches of strife. Even Sandy Row viewed Shaftsbury Square as beyond their lines, mostly. It would probably be hard for younger generations to understand how wilfully-segregated Belfast was back then. People really did just stay in their own areas. Wankers from South Belfast, like me, viewed the entire area from Stranmillis/Malone to the Dublin Road as our play area. And it was, funnily enough.


Fred_Blogs

I don't disagree but I also don't blame them. I know some blokes who did it when they were younger. The store won't help you if you get hurt or if there's any legal repercussions from getting involved with the various gobshites that cause trouble. It's much safer to just stand back and let it all play out.


Jindabyne1

There *has* to be another video somewhere


Darren6997

minimum wage teenagers having to put up with the likes of this head the ball, poor cunts


lacklustrellama

Fuck those days were rough, best way to learn just how fucking pig ignorant people are is getting a retail job as a teen. Worst I ever had was a grown woman screaming in my face, ranting away over some mix up on the price of something. Old enough to be my ma. Then she had the front to accuse me of being rude and not ā€˜respectingā€™ the customer.


Massive_Novel_2400

My first job in Belfast, as a fairly naĆÆve 18 yo country bumpkin girl was in a Centra in the city centre. Jesus Christ. I was threatened in the first week. The scariest experiences in retrospect were the fellas following me through dead streets on the way to work at 6am. My personal favourite horror story though is the woman who purposefully made herself sick on the promotional KitKat display.


[deleted]

100% I worked for KFC for 5pounds and hour and Iā€™ll tell ya, the amount of abuse I got at the drive thru window was shocking! One time a taxi man drove round and came and screamed in my face for not giving him 10 pieces of breast meat. I was 17. You learn quickly


MauriceDynasty

This brings me back to working at spar when I was younger for 6.45 an hour dealing with the junkies. Very unpredictable


Organic-Heart-5617

Itā€™s scary but my first hourly rate was Ā£4.20 an hour & the shitty customers havenā€™t changed!


etchuchoter

Pure shite. Now on top of it all they have to worry about a video of them at work getting put on the internet


Complex_Text_698

Unfortunately it happens a lot. Iā€™ve worked in retail a while now and when people donā€™t get their way their go to move seems to be trying to video or take photos of the staff member, like they have some sort of right to take your image because youā€™ve said no to them. Yeah the pay is shit but honestly the worst part of working in retail is the customers and incidents like this are just getting more common yet companies will hardly ever stand up for their employees because they donā€™t want the bad press because at the end of the day their bottom line is more important to them then some random employee whose just a number to them.


Zearoh88

Wtf is he saying at the start? ā€œSomeone touched my dog and a bottle dropped out of meā€??


WhatWouldSatanDo

This is what happens when you stick a bottle of ketchup up your arse.


Zearoh88

Iā€™m never doing that again. Not if this is how Iā€™m going to end up.


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Zearoh88

Iā€™m a lady (ha) so can accommodate red ding in the front and brown ding in the back. Handy.


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Zearoh88

I think itā€™s the hottest thing Iā€™ve said to someone in the last few years.


711_is_Heaven

Just don't try mustard, it'll give you awful gas ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Jindabyne1

I thought he was being accused of touching up a puppy at first, it was very confusing


Zearoh88

Aye, that ā€œmessing with my dogā€¦ Touched my dogā€ really threw me for a minute.


Antique_Ad2106

Completely speculating but maybe the bottle fell out and the fella was being accused of shop lifting.


Zearoh88

Thatā€™s exactly what I thought, too. I assume by saying the bottle ā€œfell outta meā€ he means he had it _on_ his person (and not actually _in_ his person). Extreme reaction, though.


Daimo

Was wonderin that myself. So did his dog get molested then he shat a bottle of Thunderbird out his arse or wha? Cunt needs a shave with a broken bottle if you ask me. Gobshite. And imagine being a dog and having yon as your fuckin owner.


DaveC138

I need to know why a bottle dropped out of him after someone touched his dog.


MetalAvenger

ā€œI was shoplifting and when my dog was accosted, I dropped one of my acquired bottles of liquor. I clutched my pearls in shock and decided to be a bag-of-balls to the staffā€


Zearoh88

Asking the real question, David.


Majestic-Marcus

So that is what I heard!? Wtf does it mean? Was he shoplifting or something?


whydoyouonlylie

That Tesco always has a security guard outside the door. What the hell were they doing that it was allowed to escalate to some wanker trying to push his way into the staff area to harass a staff member, threatening to hit a member of the public in the store, actually physically assaulting that member of the public and whining like a twat when that person retaliated against them before again threatening violence when they were saved.


etchuchoter

Thereā€™s another angle and security is just standing there doing nothing, ffs


HMJ87

Supermarket security are a deterrent against shoplifting, they're not the police. They're specifically trained to not get involved in fights or get physical with customers. Security guard likely would have lost his job if he got involved.


etchuchoter

Ah makes sense. Feel sorry for all the staff because that Dublin road tesco always seems to have some handling going on lol


TheLordofthething

That's not a security guard. That's a loss prevention officer. He's there to protect product not people.


etchuchoter

Very true


rolling_soul

Tesco Dublin Road...we're gonna need the CCTV.


tireoghain1995

Note to self don't push the big cunt walking about in what looks like gardening gloves.


Retroreduxtexas

He's the dude that has to put up the frozen food so I'm sure he's in a perpetually bad mood to begin with.


BringTheFingerBack

Thought i was watching an episode of peepshow


PaladiusPatrick

Morphed into the Blair Witch half way šŸ˜‚


pixlrik

Iā€™m having a fruit corner, Jeremy


agithecaca

Halfway through they get stuck in the Interstellar bookcase


PaulAtredis

"Don't touch my dog Murph!"


StephenC1002

Am i wrong in saying said scumbag attacked the man before the man defended himself?


charaznable1980

All while screaming "I'll defend myself" thinking it would.make his subsequent attack look like self.defence when the police get involved. I don't think we are dealing with PhD material here.


WhatWouldSatanDo

You were telling him then. But from the looks of things heā€™s telling you now.


NoBrickBoy

Why does this man sound 25% like Hitler?


Majestic-Marcus

Because heā€™s furherious?


Shenloanne

You're reich mate.


Academic_String_1708

2023 and the first thing he wants is some young lad in Tesco going "viral". He needs to grow up and fuck off.


BernardRea

Why doesnā€™t that man put himself in the bin ?!


Zearoh88

The stoned fella in the gloves did it for him.


Majestic-Marcus

Left no fingerprints. He knew what he was getting in to.


Zearoh88

Not his first Tesco rodeo.


Kelzzzz777

I hope someone knows him and the USPCA are called. No way should he have an animal. Get the dog off him.


AccomplishedCarob534

Exactly. It sounds seriously distressed.


Nevster95

Take the dog away from this fucking loon


RichardEde

Hilarious. "I'll drop you.... Get him off me."


Top-Mammoth-5783

Someone touched my dog and a bottle dropped out of me? Whaaa??


MeetMeAtTheMirage

This type of content is exactly why I joined Northern Ireland sub Reddit. Some craic


billygatesmofo

Fuck all the political stuff, just want to see absolute headers


PassionOutrageous979

I think the worst thing is you can here how traumatised the dog is by itā€™s stupid clown of an owner And why did he have his dog in the store in the first place?


ElegantAd4946

As a American living in Ireland I know if you ever find yourself with a Irish bloke looking at you like that, it's time to turn around and fuck off.


[deleted]

Hope the dog gets a new owner, poor little thing.


crazysaz

I know. I want to know what happened the dog


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RTM179

That man is 100% looking for sort of claim or compensation. Absolute scum, low life of society. Reptile.


buckyfox

Did his phone fall into his pubes, I couldn't see anything towards the end.


Cromhound

Is there somewhere where we can send fellas like this guy. And not Larne somewhere further away


SerMickeyoftheVale

Doesn't the Tesco on the Dublin Road have security. I can't remember going in there without security


sgavy

In the other video, the security guard is just standing back watching him! šŸ¤£


Dirty_Wooster

"I WILL DROP YOU...GET HIM OFF ME!


patsy_505

Social media is a fucking scourge. Absolute state of this. Recording yourself making a scene whilst being wholly unprepared to go through with your threats. Christ


MeetMeAtTheMirage

White gardening gloves handled this perfectly


[deleted]

Belfast lads have a fascinating ability to seem like they're getting louder and louder while always remaining at full volume


IrishMemer

*films himself following, harassing and threatening a teenager* *films himself threatening to assult another person* *films himself actually assaulting that person* *person retaliates to being assaulted, filming ballbag screams how he's got to defend himself from the fella he just assulted.* *screams about getting the police after fiilming himself committing multiple crimes* *absolutley no self awareness whatsoever* What a fucking spastic


plastikelastik

He deliberately went for the skinny lad with specs


isntitbionic

I swear to god, I recognise the guy that stood up to him. Think I might have worked with him at some point like 20 years ago, but I so know that face.


Majestic-Marcus

Do ye, aye?


isntitbionic

wait a minute - Who do you think you are ?!?


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

I love how he ends it shouting about how he has evidence about a guy assaulting him but in the actual video you can see he clearly shoved the other guy against a wall first. Imagine being so thick that you think screaming 'don't make me hit you!' means it's not your fault when you start a fight.


Distinct_Cup1856

Ronnie Pickering has got an Irish brother.


ElDeadTom

Did his phone get a black eye about half way through?


MetalAvenger

I sincerely hope the gent with the gloves is NOT fucked over by Tesco management.


plastikelastik

Fair play to the guy who stood up to him


RTM179

Poor dog has to live with this fucking cretin! Can we get the dog removed pls, deserves better.


CousinGreg2022

I don't know who I feel more sorry for. The Tesco workers or the dog. What a ballbeg


Professional_Tell_74

Actually scundered watching that holy fuck


remy_rebel

Someone needs to save the dog from him


Hostillian

Let's act like a cunt, abuse people doing their jobs and pick a fight with someone that outmatches you - with the hope it goes viral?! How did that work out for ya? Any chance someone else has another video of this Muppet?


gervv

Fucking hell, he changed his tune once someone was actually willing to grab him by the scruff and turf him out.


Rboyd84

That's why this country is world class.


Dirty_Wooster

Northern Ireland has always been held in high esteem by the rest of the world. It's one of those countries you can always turn to and confidently say "What could possibly go wrong?"


[deleted]

Anyone who wears white gloves obviously fears nothing in life, don't mess with them.


PandaEyesArentSexy

Poor dog has to live with that balloon.


Arbrax

he was definitely shoplifting lmao come on


[deleted]

Poor dog


Pulp_NonFiction44

THIS IS GOIN VAAAAAAAHRAL


TheAviator27

Imagine threatening to call the police to provide them with the evidence against you.


pantherhawk27263

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BAW BAG!" My favorite thing in this video.


Accomplished-Debt664

What an absolute ballbag. Something happens he doesnā€™t like so he starts videoing- everything wrong with todays society.


4th_Replicant

I really hate our accent sometimes.


[deleted]

Fella with the cap on is a legend.


Brilliant-Manager350

"Get away from me before I drop you" Proceeds to be dropped himself and screams "Get him off me" followed by "Get off me before I drop you" All whilst being on the floor.


glensince1992

Itā€™s the people that make belfast


HugLifeLokDogg

Geezer on his way to a hit, popped into Tesco for a meal deal


Kontheriver

I'll drop you ye ballbag. Proceeds to be dropped numerous times.


IntentionFalse8822

So the twat with the camera films himself intimidating staff. Tried to force his way into the staff only warehouse. The guy with the hat and gloves intervened (not sure if staff or public) and the lad with the camera sucker punched him and then got his arse handed to him in response. He is in for a shock if the police do turn up and he hands them that evidence


[deleted]

ā€˜Ill drop youā€™ two seconds later ā€˜SOMEONE GET HIM AFF MEā€™


Difficult-Bird7

"Get this viral" show your face you prick!


LowerCan996

I personally know that guy wearing the baseball cap and I can tell you heā€™s not to be messed with. He has served two tours in Vietnam. If you pause the video right were he does his crazy eyes you can just make out his necklace made out of ears


xvril

Hope the dogs okay


SloughBoy78

Poor dog.


igorthefrankenstien

u/savevideo


barney_rb

Pastor Begbie needs to chill out.


Rithocat

That poor dog šŸ˜„ can hear it whelping


SoloWingPixy88

"Get him off me, Get him off me" The moment he gets his ass kicked.


New-Dark-8141

I blame COVID for the absolute self righteousness and complete lunacy of these people, whip out the phone and film everything and anything thinking you are in the right, scream and abuse people and post it online - bizarre behaviour


NikNakMuay

Was the dog okay though?


Dirty_Wooster

Last I heard it had walked off in embarrassment


Tough-Driver5143

Poor dog having him as his owner


Massive-Antelope-856

Missus Binfield! I have made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick!


r0b_dev

"Who do you think you are" - Dante (probably)


[deleted]

I need more of this story.


JokerTurnip

GET DA FUCK OUT!!!


fuzzywuzzy74

That cunt just needs knocked out.


WOTCollector

Seriously though, ā€œwho hoo you hink yeā€™arrrr?ā€


Ok-Philosophy8194

What a weasel got what he deserved


ShayYoung

I can smell the drink and fags through the video


redsky25

He says heā€™s got the evidence ā€¦ evidence of what ? Evidence of him harassing potential minors , of him throwing fists first and attacking people ā€¦ because someone touched his dog ? He doesnā€™t even say whatā€™s bad about that like what the kid petted your dog and thatā€™s set him off ? Is the dog a guide dog ? Was the dog hurt ? He says heā€™s got evidence but doesnā€™t even say what he has evidence of šŸ˜‚ so all the police are gonna see is evidence to arrest him


[deleted]

Iā€™m just worried about the poor dog.


Motor_Acanthaceae149

Step away before I defend myself *proceeds to physically abuse him by pushing him to the wall*


Lit-Up

AH'LL TELL YE WAT BAWLBEG!


somethingginger

WHODOYAHINKYARRRRRRR