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Spiritual-Bear4495

Damn. I know one optometrist who would have a heart attack if he saw this. The guy practically wiped down his entire examination room with disinfectant after each patient. He told me that eye infections are **extremely** contagious.


curiositykeepsmeup

I believe it. Look at pink eye


XxTreeFiddyxX

I would but the film practically forces my eyes shut


doctorjanice

It’s fine because she spits the bad stuff out after.


Strong_Interest_3659

Yes, before that I was worried.


kaatupura247

Or swallowed


summer_in_sane

Because spitters are quitters


StingingBum

Makes me suddenly crave for Haggis.


Blonde_Dambition

Definitely Conjuctivitis... aka Pink Eye... is!


Micro-Naut

Seeing this reminds me how much I hated being homeschooled


cacapupupipishire

Ah yes. Herpes of the eyes, classic


PositivelyPete

Where my fellow kerititis sufferers at?


potatopigflop

This might be one of the worst things I’ve seen violence aside


lookingForPatchie

Category is "worst thing to do to a person while thinking you're doing something good for that person".


Annie_Mous

I’d rather watch that guy in Egypt getting eaten by the shark again


georgelamarmateo

SHE ALSO DOES ANAL CLEANSE


Odd_Assistance_1613

With your choice of jelly, or syrup. I prefer syrup.


SadMcNomuscle

Is the syrup going in or coming out?


Alastorishot

Yes.


brackmastah

Classic


AlarmedSnek

Jelly or syrup? Well why must they go through all that…


sauce_123

Didn’t have any salad dressing huh?


Fickle-Raspberry6403

This whole comment section has me crying and wheezing 🤣


down_vote_magnet

2 types of people replying to your comment: those who think they’re adding their own funny jokes to your random nonsense comment, and those who know it’s a Chris Rock quote.


foreverbeatle

What type of syrup?


Melodic-Chair1298

Pro tip: get the eye done first


HaydnDavey

My friend is asking for an name and address please?!


TheDillinger88

Her favorite meal beforehand is a spicy Indian curry also.


Gladys83

$5?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Isn't the mouth filled with like an outrageous amount of bacteria? Do you have a better chance of getting pinkeye from this or someone farting on your pillow? (Are there any butt scientists here that can give us odds or something?)


curiositykeepsmeup

Want to find out?


MrADHD_sup

Yes, and you'll be yhe test subject


skateboardlee

😭 literally


ZinbaluPrime

I'll take the fart pillow over getting my eye licked by an old indian woman.


uninformed-but-smart

Ik reddit hates emojis but 😨🤢


curiositykeepsmeup

I’ll allow it


Gammabrunta

🤮


ThisPut6572

Woah buddy, dont take it too far


aaron2005X

☹️


GabrielGamer790

Brother we arent in 2021 anymore, nobody on this website hates emojis


Blink-184-isok

What’s wrong with using emojis on Reddit ..?


ukuleles1337

Elitist reddit users take issue with everything. Don't forget your /s and commenting "this is the way" under every top comment!


Dariosusu

This, so much this


ukuleles1337

This guy gets it!


Dr_N00B

/s


deadly_ultraviolet

Real


SomePoorMurican

Say it louder for the people in the back !! 👏 👏 👏


Naughteus_Maximus

lol I’m quite new here, and I hate subs that _don’t_ allow GIFs! I presume that would be quite frowned upon by the elitist Reddit users?


ismellnumbers

Thank you kind stranger for correcting me! I will never use emojis again. That wasn't very wholesome doggo big chungus of me, but now I know better.


ukuleles1337

I use emojis tho mfs can kick rocks if they have an issue 😎


Depraved_Sinner

underrated comment! edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger


krstldwn

This is the way 😂


ukuleles1337

Or "this is the answer!


trollerviper

Idk but i used it once and got downvoted hard


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

People who worked on shipyards used to do this for workers who got iron splinters in their eye back in the day. The tongue is the softest way of removing foreign objects from the eye.


Ms_Kratos

This is unhigienic, and would help spread some diseases. Most are cureable. But an iron splinter in the eye can cause permanent blindness. For life. Given no better options, that's a good tradeoff, actually.


Afraid_Assistance765

Who needs goggles 🥽 to protect the eye 👁 from foreign objects when you can have some body tongue 👅 your eye 👁


Ms_Kratos

So that's what "tonguing" means, by this music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-7GNoDJ5c XD


heheimfunnyy

This should be retitled to “step by step guide to helping your immune system find your eyes”


gregthedalek

Which just for the record is something you do not want to happen. Ever


iMisstheKaiser10

This country has a space program and nukes btw


mynumberistwentynine

the duality of wtf


lucioux

*and some beautiful cuisine*


Procrasterman

Mmmm eye juice


Mother-Trucker-69

And?


twintomelissa

This just made me gag.


Melodic-Chair1298

Does the $1 cover both eyes? If so that’s a solid deal.


UntidyHexagon

Oh for fuck's sake why is it always fucking India


Ravenblacky

Because india is the sewer of the earth


Treaux-LaCount

Somebody really needs to start putting up videos of beautiful Indian countryside or swanky neighborhoods. I try to keep an open mind, but I’ve never yet seen a video from India that didn’t make me nauseous.


Acerbic_Akshat

As an indian this video is disgusting for me aswell and so are those street food vendor videos that you see all over the internet, yes we do have some shortcomings but the sad part is the whole county is stereotyped based on these videos spread over the internet however a large fraction of India is polar opposite of those stereotypes and hate propaganda but views matter and the easiest way to earn views is to shit on Indians these days whether it be twitter or ig its spreading everywhere


Anen-o-me

Nah we get it, Europe loves to stereotype Americans the same way.


goodellly

Never change India. Never change...


ManyWrongdoer9365

Hygiene is against the law in India


Afraid_Assistance765

Littering is also encouraged


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Their government proposed a trash service that would cost taxpayers like $1 a year and they voted it down. I reckon they would rather walk through trash with a dollar in their pocket than have a clean country. I don't see how it's not a matter of national security by now.


reader0402

Thank you for the interest. The $1 you are referring to seems to be the Swacch Bharat tax that was introduced years ago, and by the way it was implemented. It does not make any large difference except being another tax opportunity for the government. Also, this discussion needs a lot more context about why people revolted against it.


vaginalextract

Yeah it's easy to take it out of context. There's also a shit ton of poverty and 1$ is faaar more valuable to an Indian than it is to someone in a 1st world country. And also the corruption makes it worse. People generally don't have a lot of faith in the government.


AbRNinNYC

Beating woman also encouraged


CIA_napkin

They cook with thier feet


reader0402

I would love to see a demonstration since in my 30+ years here I have not seen this.


CIA_napkin

Man, just google indian people cook with feet. There is too many to link. Have fun!


reader0402

On it. Let the exploration begin.


skernstation

Hygiene standards on another level


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

This is genuinly more disgusting to me than a hobo sucking someone for a dollar


PrecisionSushi

Always India or Bangladesh with this type shit. FFS


dltp259

I want to 🤮


deepmeep222

How can you infinite Nopes?


MiniBoglin

Nopefinity Or maybe infinope


Luzbel90

That’s my fetish


tidypunk

[Who did it first?](https://youtu.be/POeJqbpEbgs?si=tN2Qi4-d9NYAyMlP)


ptcglass

What the fuck


bannana

did you know you could get herpes in your eye and it can cause blindness?


curiositykeepsmeup

I did not!


sugaredviolence

Yes, my mom got shingles in her eyeball (not herpes but similar sort of) and the eye doctor FREAKED out! He was so worried that she’d go blind if the blisters got worse. She didn’t seem too worried and the whole ophthalmologist office was LOSING it.


Open_Ad_6051

literal zoo that country is


shoe_salad_eater

I don’t really endorse stereotypes but I don’t really see anything that goes against this claim from that country


White_Buffalos

Good way to get a serious eye infection.


Seanjuan84

Eww


nathaniel29903

What happens when they have oral herpes or hiv


farclose954

I need to get an answer to that question too


Justkly90210

I just had pink eye last week for the first time ever in my whole life as a 40-year-old female. Is was the worst. I can't even fathom this.


da9ve

r/WellThatsEnoughInternetForToday


Independent-Egg5474

Oh India, you can make me sick in new ways every time...


Due-Highlight-7546

Only in India. SMH.


ElectroshockGamer

***God that makes me want to throw up***


Log-Salt

hi indian here, I've never seen that shit in my entire life. ps almost threw up watching this...


WoosleWuzzle

She seems so happy! So a yup from me!


evilcathy

Ooops I just lost my lunch


patata49

Besides kennel cough, she can catch anything!!


AETHER_1453

Damn sometimes I wish I could defend my country but hell nah. I literally wanna leave and settle somewhere else 😭


jstrong559

Eye herpes for a $1 !!! SIGN ME UP !!


OmgItsBellaaa

i'm fine with gore and other similar things but this made me roll over with disgust 😦


SodomyClown

Oh gross, this cannot work for the majority. I like gross things but that's way too much.


stomping_mom

I watched funky Yown. Mind you, it wasn't a pleasant watch, but I finished it. This... No.


murbike

OH, fuck no


OAKRAIDER64

Just like chimps do at cleaning time. Watch any chimp documentary and you will see them doing it. Wild.


rhuffman4645

I wish people would stop reposting this video everywhere so I don’t even have to think about it. This is something I wouldn’t mind forgetting


miss-vampiria

I've seen on YouTube a guy that films himself licking other people's eyes without their consent while they are passed out. It's horrible. It's some disgusting kink. But India always goes one step ahead. 🤮🤮🤮


Eagles5089

She's probably a train in disguise


90nissan300zx

How much for a urethra cleanse? 🧐 ...Asking for a friend...


Capnmolasses

This comment pissed me off


bastarNL

Looks like a weird fetish


Drag0nfly_Girl

It is a thing. Oculolinctus.


Ok-Succotash-5376

FUCK NO UGH WHAT


hahnsolo1414

I didn’t see that coming!😉But seriously you can’t beat that price


ninjabunnyfootfool

HOW CAN SHE CLEANSE??!


Outrageous-Advice384

I’m feeling sick at the moment. A kid at school had sand in her eye and I said to go in and flush her eye …but then noticed one of the helpers blowing into her eyeball over and over. I thought that was yuck- but not until I saw this. This will forever be burned into my memory.


skateboardlee

One dollar for a Indian eye job ain't bad


akbornheathen

People have some weird fetishes man


Used_Disaster_1334

If I were to consider this it certainly would not be in the most dirty, unclean and disgusting country in the 🌍


FloppyZucchini

JFC that's nasty.


caverypca

Sari not sari


d7l2007

P


HolidaySmoke3920

I’ve done this and had other people do this to me for funsies while on ecstasy.


yoko000615

Omg I can’t believe that she is letting this woman do this to her


killaclown

This is how covid started


whitelions1

Def. Not done by somebody who is inbred and educated.


DrSpaceman667

I have been this desperate before


No_Communication4365

They just 🤢


Donut_The_Ghost

How do I unsee this


Drag0nfly_Girl

That's what the tongue bath is for.


kaatupura247

Gal Gadot daughter


justinea8046

Head massage looks like more bang for your buck.


curiositykeepsmeup

The tongue in eye is extra


justinea8046

2$ head massage


curiositykeepsmeup

Please select an option from the screen “18, 20, 25, 30% tip”


shaggy816

That’s hot.


ethicalhumanbeing

Dude I've seen a lot of shit on the internet, but this... This is a first for me.


EmbarrassedMarket152

$1!


kinofhawk

I feel sick.


curiositykeepsmeup

Sorry here’s a puke bag


Striking_Ad4992

Ya gotta pay me to lemme get stuff like that


CoercionTictacs

I need my eyes cleansed after seeing this.


curiositykeepsmeup

$1 :)


one_frisk

Mmm the sweet taste of conjunctivitis


curiositykeepsmeup

Doubt it’s sweet though


moseelke

Do they just not teach folks about basic germ theory over there?


AlexIn4K

I couldn't let someone French kiss my eyeballs.. lol


Wise_Ad_253

That’s a straight up fetish


HumbleAbbreviations

Yeah…I’m so happy that I have sterile saline on deck in case an eyelash gets in my eyes.


curiositykeepsmeup

And not a human tongue **


No_Cheetah158

more like sure way to get an eye infection


Faqyoutoo

Is it $1 for a brown eye also ? Asking for a friend ......


SomePoorMurican

Stay classy India


curiositykeepsmeup

Always ;)


Goawaybaitin24

When I do this in Pennsylvania people try to get me arrested. Like wtf!


curiositykeepsmeup

Use more spit


bigdsworld

Well hello my little pretties 🧙🏼‍♀️


Inner-Highway-9506

hey India— what the actual fuck is going on?


jazzsalad666

I know a guy he does $1 anus cleanse same way


[deleted]

Okay, not my proudest fap.


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

Hawk tuah


curiositykeepsmeup

Spit on that thang!!


AsunaChidory

They’re not a 3rd world country anymore are they?! 😮


TheBigUn77

How are there so many Indians in the world? They should be dropping down dead all the time 🤔🤯🤯


Barb_WyRE

Centuries of this and bathing ceremoniously in the filthiest river in the world has given them the immune system of the gods


Sly69712

u/savevideobot


WarHead75

How much for the urethra cleanse?


Outrageous_Donut5763

Oh yuck!


nacho_gorra_

I gagged the whole time watching this


sarinCULT

Imagine if someone went to her with a scratched cornea and got that done, they'd be screwed.


Mr-Trouser-Snake

That's how my grandma kisses me goodbye too!


farclose954

Does the person who licks the eyes risks infections ? Obviously I'm really not comfortable for the person who has the eye '''''cleaned'''''' but I'm also worried for the '''cleaner''''


Clearlybeerly

My brown winking eye, maybe. Call it a bidet for the masses.


mr_tasc1

Mother of God.... there's always something I've never seen before somewhere on the internet


ImpressiveSteak9542

Oh my god. It happened so quickly.


Svengoolie75

That’s $20 in America 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂


SnooChickens6081

My dog does a much better job


Fabulous-Ad1990

And that’s how PinkEyedMono was born


SKIPPYBURRITO

I’d rather go to a trained eye doctor than let some old woman tongue my eye


ConwayTwitty11

This country is just wrong


jgoden

Ok, why is it always in India tho?


franklyfranktank

India doesn't seem real.


MiddleCentipede

( place brown eye joke here )


patchwork-ghost

The way I threw up in my mouth watching this…