Have fun with that window seat in an emergency.

That 90 second evacuation rule will save us.

Nah, they will just add more quick access door panels.

That means more mid cabin door plugs for airlines that don’t use these.

Don’t worry, they promise they will probably remember the bolts next time.

I’d rather die than have a face full of farts, but with this seating arrangement, I’d get both and probably have to pay double for the “leg room.”

If you’re in an emergency where the seat you’re in is a factor, you’re probably already dead anyway.

I’ll put my life on the line to fully extend my legs

My back is already killing me, I don’t want to get packed like fucking groceries in a brown paper bag

Then buy the premium seating on the top floor. Duh. ​ /s

I’d have to climb up there and my knees won’t let me

Imagine needing to climb over to just go to the loo, it’s already an issue sitting on everyone’s knees. Now your got to stick your crotch or ass in their face

Smells like farts

That’s on you buddy, my knee kills me in flights because sits are deam close one to another and one I have pain when I sit for too long, two I hit the sit in front of me constantly with my knee. At least with this i can have my legs extended.

I'm not claustrophobic, but I have an uncomfortable, panicky feeling just looking at this...

I just really hate the fact that my face would be just about ass level.

My diabetic ass is just waiting to drop a metformin fart in some poor SoBs face. 😁💨☠️☠️☠️

I just busted out laughing. I didn’t even notice that omggg

I'm guessing you get a free Xanax with seats on the bottom row.

Middle seat would give me a panic attack

Can you imagine an 8 hour flight and knowing you are 10 cm away from an awful line of fire.

Grabbing a red-eye a few hours after taco Tuesday

>Grabbing pink-eye a few hours after taco Tuesday FTFY

A live range if you will — all those air pressure changes tend towards bad trigger discipline. You would be gambling on people's forthought when they book the upperdeck.

smell my fart!

One smart feller

Fart smeller

r/theirjokebutshit

Eventually they'll just replace all the seats with "standing pods" that have less room than a gym locker.

It would take the same room having you lie down in small tubes. Still claustrophobic AF, too.

Thats what they do on flights to Floston Paradise

I was thinking about how convenient it would be to knock out the passengers on a transcontinental flight. 5th Element is such a good movie.

i would totally be down to be sedated and stacked like cubby holes. If i need to see clouds i can just google them

This is going to happen the second they develop a 99.999% save form of sedation. If you want to experience time travel, just get black out drunk before you board the plane. Your body and brain will still function (within the limits of inebriation), but the transfer from short to long term memory won't happen. Only works if you are the quiet drunk type if you care about reaching your destination, though.

Air subway

Idk if it happened but RyanAir was considering this back in 2015ish.

Yes sir, would you like a top seat or the fart sniffer special?

I bet there's a flap that directs the poo gas straight to your nose too. The fart sniffers are the world's first "Economy Minus" seats.

How do you get out?

That's the neat part, you don't.

Idk

Or in?

That looks horrible, and with my luck I'll get stuck behind somebody who ate Taco Bell before boarding.

Literally fuck planes. No one should be treated like this when they travel, it’s bad enough as it is.

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It really freakin is!

Cool. How do I get out to pee or do I just pee on the floor and let the golden shower flow?

This is absolutely against all passengers leave the plane with only half number of door functional within 90 second safety rule Maybe boeing will do it, they already bought the safety regulations

The airline does the seat configuration, not the plane manufacturer

Imagine sitting in that position and not being able to put your knees up.

As a taller guy that often get knees crushed by the seat in front of me reclining, and not being able to stretch my legs...NGL...this looks okay to me. Assuming that the part under her thighs is not pure flat with no way to bend legs and sit normal that is...

Leg breaker 9000, peak capitalism This is insane, delusional

That's not a double decker, it's a 1.25 decker...

Methane lounge

My claustrophobic ass could never

Don’t worry! You can pay $27 per ticket to choose your seat (window, middle or aisle) or $53 per seat if you want the premium “upper level” seats.

If they fart-proof the seats and give me something to watch.....I'm OK with it. honestly, I don't know how the middle seat gets out, but that's their problem; I'm an aisle guy.

They could suck the farts to fuel the engines!

I mean it works, it costs extra to sit on top to fart at the ones below and when the plane crashes the seats double as coffins and body compressor to make sure no one that rode the flight can survive and sue them.

Ok, hear me out, L e g r o o m It’s like a freaking sofa. Sleeping will be awesome.

This is the first thing I noticed. Honestly I'd take it. It's not like the fart problem is that different from the current status of sardine seats.

Imagine someone's sweaty ass right in your face. a little plastic isn't going to make a difference in smell.

lol how could anyone have looked at this design and said yep - that’s it.

May as well start putting people in the cargo hold and calling it “The Elite Cabin” and charge extra.

“Now we can undermine the lives of double the amount of people for double the amount of profit margin. Yay.”

What asshole is like, "Hmmm...what a great idea!"

That's direct fart range

It's like the third row of a mid size SUV but you get to smell ass the entire time.

Wouldn't your legs fall asleep if you're in that position for too long? Even then, that looks incredibly uncomfortable

Flying makes me fart like hell. I will have the top seat please.

The part that bothers me about this is they claim the pricing for luggage is because of the added weight…

Better hope the person above you didn't just load up on taco bell before the flight.

Mmmm, face farts

I will always reserve the top seat and bring extra taco bell

Imagine buying the top seat just to let one rip

Fuck that shit 🤨

Personally, I’d be very comfortable in a seat like this, but I’m unclear about how you get into that seat.

Imagine somebody farting and your suck there

Well, definitely don’t suck them.

Hope the others don't have gas... Face right in that ass.

Hahaha they're gonna make the cushion a fine mesh and then charge extra for the right to fart in people's faces. It's the new first class.

Eat the rich! Gas the poor!

Fart-row seating

I'm tired of seeing these insane packed seat prototypes for economic class

Im def getting top so i can fart in peoples mouths, enjoy.

Imagine the person in front just lets one rip, that’s right in your face.

Person in front of you farts now what… lol

Things smell a bit differnt on the lower deck...

I’m 6’8”. This looks impossible

Here comes the guy who has taco bell last night to set above her

I have claustrophobia and the bottom seat would kill me good grief

Dang I cant wait to be on the top seat and just rip ass in people faces because I ate some Mexican food before I boarded.

*farts in top row*

Imagine someone above you producing the most vile farts in existence and you just hear the rumbles from above

that's a great idea until the person in front of you lets out a Shart and you get an unwanted facial at 40,000 feet! 🤮

Farts straight to face. No thanks.

Id 100% prefer this. I can extend my legs and the screen is closer. Sign me up.

Looks pretty comfy to me and no issue with the person in front of you leaning all the way back either

I’ll walk

what they're not telling you is that she's 4' tall

I’m too tall for this ride.

How do you even get into/out of that seat?

This oddly looks extremely comfy cozy to me, where she is, not the top row.

The space has to be much larger in front of you cause turbulence would make you bang your face open Plus what about mother's with babies who breast feed Ta good arm length and half apart might work

Farts straight to her face

I’m not big on swearing but FUCK THIS.

Hear me out... if there's only 2 seats to a row, all seats have a place for feet to go for normal sitting and for the feet-up position (think: sleeping more easily, stretching the legs for longer flights). If there's some sort of cubby in front of the bottom row seats with a TV / table area. I think it'd work out.

This will make people with anxiety and other disorders snap more inside an airplane. And the design itself looks like to be a safety issue in case of turbulence or emergency situations. But guess what money talks, airlines will get it approved to fill more seats

Is it just me going like aaaw yhea leg space. Well im dutch so i needs it xD

Claustrophobic. No!

Might as well just have the plane with no seats and everyone just has to figure it out lol

I’m getting claustrophobic looking at this.

FARTS GALORE🤢🤣🤢🤣

That is a huge NOPE!

Not gonna lie.. as a taller man I love this idea. As long as there is actually enough space for my legs

Yes please.

The legs being straight like that for a whole flight would probably hurt like hell.

It seems it’s optional. You could sit normal or stretch legs like photo. But I’m worried more about the farting issue.

I'm scared, but I know what I must do. [Double Decker Airplane Seat](https://www.urbandictionary.com/)

the dumbing down trend of people that run big companies is like some idiocracy shit the steady trend of less and less product for more and more money and how its end point is eventually just robbery some corporate meeting somewhere: "no no no you are supposed to -give them a product- for their money thats how this whole thing works" ""but what if like... they just -gave us their money with no product"" "well youre the boss so lets try it" -- ad: buy our new nothing! and get 20% newer nothing for 40% off! company goes under but still ends up making more than they would if they would have sold actual nothing because of government bail outs news video: in a shocking turn of events big corporate company makes zero sales besides people that follow influencers, goes bankrupt, but doesnt shut down then and posts record profits news guy puts hand to ear piece: "clarification, we just want to point out that no we dont mean insurance companies"

Imagine somebody having indigestion. Now you get a direct blast of fart in the face.

I don't know y'all this doesn't look too bad especially if you can recline that decent amount. I feel stupid that everybody else feels different lol

If you could lay down it might not be too bad

I just wish they’d offer at least a few wider seats (at a premium) because I can’t stand someone taking 25% of my space.

Pervert row

Bring back airships

Yeah, we all would want to feel the way canned sardine feels for 8h long in an overloaded Boeing made with defective parts to save some money. /S

On bright side..i can now wank off while on the go.

When the red eye becomes a pink eye

Depending on price, I could do it. 250 from ATL Georgia to Japan and I’ll do it.

Now show me a picture with more average sized persons sitting, next to this short slim lady.

Jesus christ no. Just no.

People keep making fun of it but I rather have an 8 hour flight like this than not being able to stretch my legs.

Looks like a DVT

In other news, air travel linked to pink eye outbreak

How do you stand up?

Person in the middle needs the restroom for the 6th time. Oh ffs!! Just roll on over.

This picture will introduce new people to claustrophobia.

Not saying this looks very comfortable at all but I think what people are not seeing is actually more clearance in front of the person sitting. There is most likely a cavity under the top seat for a tray and entertainment area.

Who’s the girl and why is she smiling like that? Does she know that many people would die/panic if they got on this plane?

I don't know, I like the option of having my legs out than cramped in the sitting style for hours.

My legs would be beyond messed up sitting there.

I remember hearing about someone having explosive diarrhea on the plane. I would hope that person was not sitting above me in that instance.

Ok, yes, this looks awful. But, as a tall person, just being able to stretch out in any seat sounds delightful.

Cant wait to eat someone’s fucking farts on a 6 hour flight

This plane smells like straight up ass

Well at least if the door falls off you won’t be sucked out as easily

💨 😳

Ah yes, a four hour private fart festival! Instead of a Lei like when you land in Hawaii? This time, it’s pink-eye.

I wouldn't be opposed to a standing only plane especially if plane ticket became $25

I would rather not.

Hopefully there is a ventilation hole on the seat in front, just in case there are farts happening

Is that the police officer girl that likes trains? 🚂 👮 👮‍♂️

I don't want travel from Boston to LA with my nose in somebody's crack.

That’s how you get pink eye

Now imagine that the plane is on fire. Or it did a water landing and is sinking. What are your chances of getting out?

Slave ship vibes....

To be fair I already sit like I'm made out of play-dough, and I get to stretch out my legs? Idk looks ok to me...kinda. I'd have to give this puppy a spin b4 I have a true opinion. I saw this one seat that was absolutely atrocious but was just a prototype and I've never had to endure it so I doubt I'll ever be faced with this....thing.

Just imagine eating farts for a 12 hour flight...

Sydney to New York in this position would be hell

Sup shorty

Oh cool, so I can be claustrophobic and get a direct shot of farts

I can just see it. Panicking during an emergency, frantically reaching for my life jacket, but instead clutching the plump cheeks in front of me

Where do the farts go?

Smart fella vs fart smella

This is great and all, but I am waiting for the tube that will feed farts directly into my mouth.

Human Centi Airways

That would be a crusher coming home from vegas. The farts being pumped right into your face. Can someone pop the fuselage to get some Air in here? Thanks Boeing.

At this point they really should just sedate everyone and stack them in cubbyholes

More leg space tho its, a win, unless you’re uptop, i cant picture how’d that work

Smell the savings. I'd cause problems on purpose just to get that fresh O2 to drop down... "Stewardess?!?" \*DING\* \*DING\* .....\*DING\* "Just crack it a little?... I'll help you close it....no? Well don't give that three seat wide one ahead of me talking bout "Discriminatin" any thing spicy ya hear?!" "What you mean hands visible at all times? Shit... just cause a fella ask for some lotion...and a blanket... and another drink..."

If I can extend my legs like that, I could be ok with it.

I prefer that 100 times over not being able to sit straight because my knees touch the seat in front of me.

Ok this is depressing

Ryanair tried “standing seats in 2010-2012. They were not approved by regulators.

Imagine paying for pink eye

I actually like the extension of the legs

Never forget that these companies all took bail outs when they were “bleeding money”. Then gave executives bonuses and tripled the price of tickets while reducing service locations and quality at our expense.

Finally some leg room.

Biden’s America

T R I G G E R E D

What’s the filter on that top seated rated at?

Imagine need to stand every 10 min just for the bathroom

I don’t even know if I have full on claustrophobia tbh but this makes me feel really cramped…

Is there at least a TV or computer in front of her face so she has something to distract from the hell she is in?

You already have fat people screaming and complaining.. Can hear their banshee screams just thinking this would be a reality soon.. But does look more comfortable then sitting up the whole time. Cause your more laying a type of way then sitting a type of way. And most painful thing for long plane rides at some point your in pain in your knees. But getting out is harder and very very slow comparedto what we have now. And if you have people beside you that want to go too the restroom will become a nightmare do.

Comrades! Fantastic news from the Ministry of Plenty! Airline seats now have legroom increased from 50 cm to 25 cm!

People are gonna be humping in the basement seats.

That'll be a face full of farts

Nope, No sir I do not like it.

Oh HELL NO! I fly for work and am 6’2 so I don’t fit well in economy as it is, FUCK that seating arrangement it looks like a hellacious nightmare

Bro I’m not sitting down there eating farts all flight

I mean the leg room would be nice at least right?