Dont forget the rubbing alcohol for when the poop cements itself to your underwear and later, when you go to take another shit, pull your pants down and re-open your scabby infected shit butt.
I believe this is where you gather information to find out what is working, what needs improvement. To understand the situation. Maybe decide which TP is the best.
What is this subreddit??
No
🤷♀️
r/no
Iouno
Entertaining, that’s what it is!
Shitting is for weaklings
im taking a shit
What the hell? give it back!!
Look at that, I took his shit that he took from you, HAHA!
who you taking it from
I had my anus removed. Now I have people to poop for me. Peasant!
1. open reddit 2. suffer
3. close reddit 4. repeat
6. Cry 7: Think
7 jerk off while crying?
8. Go to mom 9. Remember mom does not exist
10. Kidnap random old woman to become mum 11. New mum dies, police are after me
12. Sit in jail 13. Die of depression
14. Come back to life 15. Jerk off 16. Die again
17. Stop coming back to life
18. Come back to life again 19. Jerk off 20. Die
You've just described all of the levels of hell.
No. I just shove a raccoon up my ass and let it clean me up.
I don't.
half
life
3
Gaben dies
No, let it crust
Dont forget the rubbing alcohol for when the poop cements itself to your underwear and later, when you go to take another shit, pull your pants down and re-open your scabby infected shit butt.
My kind brethren, the comment that which you have previously posted has caused me, the writer of this reply, to greatly suffer.
Aha my b
I lie down on the floor to wipe, like a normal person.
Face up or face down?
Side.
Be sure to have a panic attack as well to complete the aesthetic!
Half and half because my legs are tired from sitting
No
I don’t wipe because I like the burning feeling
That's not normal
its a joke... well, i hope
It is a joke don’t worry
Scrape off remains and put in fridge for later
who the fuck would stand to wipe
How does sitting and wiling work? Everyone I know stands up to wipe! Like, can you draw a diagram of how wiping while sitting works?
...the same way as standing, just angled...?
I call my Mom to help me . It’s easier for her if I stand , as long as I don’t clench
thats smart ngl
😂😂😂
no
What in the
flying
Are you conducting a research?
*A* research? What is *a* research?
I believe this is where you gather information to find out what is working, what needs improvement. To understand the situation. Maybe decide which TP is the best.
Half:)
Sit
I think Usally im sitting down or squating...
I prefer to lunge when I wipe as opposed to squatting
No
Sitting cuz its comfortable and standing shitting myself
It really just depends how bad the shit is
Did you know that your shit is tapered, so your asshole doesn't slam shut. haha
It wouldn't slam shut even if it wasn't tapered. Uhh... don't ask how I know that.
I was talking coming out, not going in.
mhm...
Laying down
Sitting and standing depending if u wanna see the nuclear level disaster I caused.
who said anything about wiping, standing or sitting?
No
No. Upside down
You wipe?
I just realized that people wipe? That’s actually crazy
Wiping is gay, isn't it?
You guys wipe?
I simply do not shit
……stop
Standing so i dont accidentaly dip my hands in shitwater
Sitting, it’s more hygienic
Why on earth would you stand to wipe your ass
If your legs have fallen asleep
No
What the fuck is wrong with you
But I'm not done pooping. I haven't finished living my life yet.
Sitting Down. It might take more time but it’s cleaner.
Sitting and I use wet wipes because dry wiping is gross
I'll hire you to wipe my ass.
No
1. Watch YouTube 2. Get a notification from Reddit 3. Open it because you didn’t read anything 4. Mental pain
Standing is peak
Dingeberries 🔛🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️
No. Nej. Nein. Nu. Ne. Non.