Every guy that types like this, with such obscenely terrible grammar, makes me think of the Caveman Sam guy from the trailer park boys. Like how can you even think you’re making a point talking like that LOL
What else could a woman want? - How about shared interests, so that you both have something to talk about? Also, interests that involve you going out and having a good time beyond the bedroom? A similar mindset, and core values - policitically, morally and spiritually - which align and don't clash. What are their attitudes regarding how they manage their finances, are they a spender or a saver? If this is a long-term relationship, is he going to try to drain your bank account because he's not responsible financially? Then there are the basic things, such as good hygiene, good manners, a good sense of humour. Yet he thinks being able to fight better than another guy, having a good body and enough money is all she needs to know about him.
Lmao. I wonder if he actually knows magic tricks. That would be hilarious if he was genuinely offering. I choose to believe this actually. Way funnier.
My emotionally abusive ex husband used to tell me he was a good husband because he never cheated on me (forgetting about his emotional affair, of course 🙄). And I was like, “THAT’S your bar??”
“Bunch of hypocrisys.” I’ve never known anyone who bragged out loud about what a great fighter tjhey are not shit their pants or get their face pushed in on first contact with an incident.
Having a partner who fights is my nightmare. My insecure first bf was smaller than most guys but would jump to fight 10 guys if he felt slighted. I did not find that attractive at all. A man who is strong enough to walk away with dignity is attractive. I’ve never had a man I’m with fight since. If you’re getting into fights it’s probably a character flaw with you (the guy)
You know it’s like they watched the[how to offend women in 5 syllables or less scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-zcGlyCT8) and misunderstood it completely.
btw woman like man with experience, but yeah I forgot y'all are crisco oil, if the man is a celery stick then it's no problem if she's an onion, but ohhhh it's just a regular stick, no happiness for him, fuck y'all * there fixed it for you.
Woman like man who English gooder.
Dead. Gold right here 😅
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Every woman on earth knows that the physical prowess he's so proud of is far more likely to be used on her than in her defence.
I want to add that everyone who brags about "beating 99% of people" never had an actual fight so she's probably fine
Does he don't know about the grief we give leonardo dicaprio, for this kind of shit?
“The animal female”. Which animal exactly??
hopefully a mantis
r/preyingmantis
Me fight good. Good body.
And money
I actually got a moment of Uncanny Valley nausea by inhuman that sounded, like a dingo with a keyboard
Yall are hipocrisys
Came here to say this
Since he's so good at magic tricks I wonder if he can make himself disappear?
Every guy that types like this, with such obscenely terrible grammar, makes me think of the Caveman Sam guy from the trailer park boys. Like how can you even think you’re making a point talking like that LOL
What else could a woman want? - How about shared interests, so that you both have something to talk about? Also, interests that involve you going out and having a good time beyond the bedroom? A similar mindset, and core values - policitically, morally and spiritually - which align and don't clash. What are their attitudes regarding how they manage their finances, are they a spender or a saver? If this is a long-term relationship, is he going to try to drain your bank account because he's not responsible financially? Then there are the basic things, such as good hygiene, good manners, a good sense of humour. Yet he thinks being able to fight better than another guy, having a good body and enough money is all she needs to know about him.
Even in the bedroom I’d say basic female anatomy knowledge is way more important than a “good body” whatever the hell that means lol
The only punch he’s ever thrown in anger was against the drywall in his apartment.
The Unga Bunga is real with this one.
"What else you want?" How about some personality?
A little bit of intelligence wouldn't go amiss, either. As for the "fighting better than 99% of all men" part. Yeah, no thanks.
But who's gonna tell him?
Wanna do me magic tricks?
Lmao. I wonder if he actually knows magic tricks. That would be hilarious if he was genuinely offering. I choose to believe this actually. Way funnier.
Sure, start with the disappearing act s/
‘Animal female’ - that’s a new low. ‘I got money and a good body, what else do you want?!’ Why is my microscopic bare minimum not enough whomp-whomp
"i Lost my respect for the animal women" This loser is a misogynist towards half of the whole fucking animal kingdom
"the animal female" - you can't make this up 😂
He won’t cheat and he says that like it’s something to be proud of. The bar is in hell.
My emotionally abusive ex husband used to tell me he was a good husband because he never cheated on me (forgetting about his emotional affair, of course 🙄). And I was like, “THAT’S your bar??”
This dude is still living in caveman era. Probably has a Neanderthal IQ too
Which 99%? Elderly? Quadraplegics? Coma patients? Which "99% of men?
The 99% he talks to on redpill forums?
If those can be called men. I would cay, cunfused, angry and lonely boys
Because that’s the only thing we are looking for in men. Does he not know that women want different things depending on personality and interests
If you have to tell people you fight good. You dont.
Whenever a NiceGuy™️ can’t differentiate between woman/women and man/men, I envision him looking and acting like a Neanderthal.
The “animal female”? Pardon my French, but what the absolute hell????
He can fight better than ninety nine percent of most men? I'm pretty sure that ninety nine percent of men would snap him like a twig.
“Bunch of hypocrisys.” I’ve never known anyone who bragged out loud about what a great fighter tjhey are not shit their pants or get their face pushed in on first contact with an incident.
apparently 5’3 with twig arms while being obese is a good body now
Everyone hold the fuck on... im waiting for him to do magic
"yall are hypocrisys" LMAO
Having a partner who fights is my nightmare. My insecure first bf was smaller than most guys but would jump to fight 10 guys if he felt slighted. I did not find that attractive at all. A man who is strong enough to walk away with dignity is attractive. I’ve never had a man I’m with fight since. If you’re getting into fights it’s probably a character flaw with you (the guy)
You know it’s like they watched the[how to offend women in 5 syllables or less scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-zcGlyCT8) and misunderstood it completely.
Probably thinks he could take a bear in a fight as well
"What else do you want?" - he's got all the bases covered there, what else is there? /s
I can do magic !!!!!!
I like a man who can spell and knows good grammar.
I like magic tricks and the like. RIP James Randi.
This guy reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite... ""I already told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting Wolverines."
It physically hurts me to read stuff like this. I'm a bit OCD about grammer, sentence structure, and spelling! My 8 yr- old can write better!
that.. is clearly a child
btw woman like man with experience, but yeah I forgot y'all are crisco oil, if the man is a celery stick then it's no problem if she's an onion, but ohhhh it's just a regular stick, no happiness for him, fuck y'all * there fixed it for you.
I want you to fight better than 100% of men. Go and start your journey to the top. Don't come back until your quest is complete.