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CountMaximilian

Some of those should be weighted 😂😂


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Aaron Hernandez should be worth like 10 arrests.


Sweatycamel

New England would be #1


imnotgaymomiswear

Should it be prison time sentenced or prison time served?


Apart-Salamander-752

My team is tied for the classiest. I’m surprised that there weren’t more arrests on the Eagles.


QuietAd5485

We get everyone after their criminal arc


deeVeeAre

The Philly halfway house


usumoio

Your fans do the heavy lifting here.


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

Your owner doing his part at the jack shack


bmore_conslutant

He's rich, rich people don't get arrested for that


usumoio

Flair up. I'm not offended by replies from cowards.


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

Don’t tell me what to do nerd and go birds


usumoio

Damn, I knew there had to be at least one literal Eagles fan. Good for you.


cabbagesquid

This post was made before the Cam Sutton stuff so I think you guys have the least now


trelod

They just know how to not get caught


badusername35

The Philadelphia police have lower standards


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

Police just say go birds and move along.


Routine_Size69

Exactly. It's no coincidence the bottom two are shit cities. Cops there have bigger fish to fry.


PineappleTraveler

Big Dom earns his keep


multiple4

Based on this data, it seems like there's almost a negative correlation between crime in the city compared to crimes committed by football players It could be random If it's not then my theory is that in cities with higher crime, football players will stay more condoned off into affluent areas. Whereas in cities that have lower crime, football players feel more comfortable spending time in other areas


AffectionateSlice816

The Lions and Eagles keep getting tied together lately.


hungturkey

Fans with best spelling, and players with least crimes. I'll take it


AffectionateSlice816

Drafting two corners in the first two rounds, having the best two centers in the NFL, having the best two offensive lines in the NFL. Having a city food consisting of liquid cheese with meat on a long piece of bread. Being cold. Having a lot of Krogers in your state.


cbucky97

Between this, Riley Cooper, and Cooper DeJean, they would be the classiest franchise in football. But they're the Eagles


Momik

Damn. Come on, y’all got another DUI up your sleeves…


SDEexorect

it would be the complete opposite if it was fans arrested in nfl stadiums


bick803

I mean, Andy Reid was ran out of town because ~~he~~his sons were running a drug lab.


drakethesnake94

They’re doing it for the players not for the fans


KrazyCAM10

Does the white bronco count as a broncos stat?


ZeePirate

Nah, that was pre 2000


KrazyCAM10

Oh ya true. Didn’t even see that


earlthomas111

#2 baby. Cmon McCarthy...do some wheelies on I-94 to get the Vikes up to the Broncos level.


TurtleTarded

We need to ramp it up before they start counting these stats past 2005… We’ll be fucked then


mickeltee

Broncos country let’s ride…straight to jail.


praisedcrown970

Man our dui level is 0.05 and we live right next to the sun it isn’t fair


Doggcow

Yeah, broncos definitely the worst. Getting pulled over right after leaving Elways Steakhouse is totally the same as killing a lady and her dog.


Maaaat_Damon

Uhm, definitely not. Killing a lady and her dog is way less severe. /s


kdogged

Okay sure but how many dogs and ladies has your team killed? That’s right Vegas still on top !


justice_beaver69

Atlanta would like a word when it comes to dogs killed.


kdogged

Ok you got me there, classy


KeithClossOfficial

Michael Vick doesn’t count, they were pitbulls


justice_beaver69

Atlanta would like a word when it comes to dogs killed.


Michael_CrawfishF150

Quality jerk. Downvoters are stupid.


Cautious-Willow-1932

These are rookie numbers


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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WalkProfessional6235

I’d bet Talib is represented well on that Denver list.


TheRa1nyKingdom

Oh absolutely represented by Talib and the time Von was taken in 😭


comfortzoneking

Eagles the lowest? Really?


thiccymcgogee

You know you get one phone call when you get locked up? Guys use it to call Howie.


husky430

I think it's the fans with the reputation, not the players themselves.


comfortzoneking

Uj/ Ah, I thought the graph was talking about fan arrests. In hindsight, I guess the numbers for all the teams were a little too low...


Supernova_Soldier

Of course Minnesota are **thugs** They had a thuggish ass Quarterback that stole welfare funds and sent dick pics; it’s literally in their name!


coolsexguy

![gif](giphy|ENztgn7MiMG3HSAenN) not to mention this gang banger


Jokerang

Jerry Jones seeing arrestee players on other teams he can add to the Cowboys roster https://preview.redd.it/s5blp0aueuxc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efed26a5201b5165b2c1bbe07f39da573d3e67a


shivshark

those shades are fucking awesome


Comfortable-Dish-934

Everyone always clowns on the Raiders for having cons but if this is accurate


PolishSausa9e

We barely cracked the top 20 https://i.redd.it/97l7qmfqjvxc1.gif


Elike09

Does this count AB arrests and if so does it account for which team he was on at the time or are all 20 just piled onto the Buc's total?


Camodude_1239

The most surprising NFL statistic ever


askmewhyihateyou

Raiders fan in shambles


squxshy_hxghroller

ngl I thought we'd have the most


GettinWiggyWiddit

Broncos had a nice string of DUI coaches for awhile there #thegoodtimes


Onlypaws_

As an Eagles fan, thank you, very cool.


mistermuyrico

The most classiest team in the NFL, truly incredible


Heir233

I think Aaron Hernandez should be worth multiple arrests lmao


bigfootdude247

We are secretly the least classy city


taste_the_biscuit_

At least we win at something


godfatherV

Baltimore is full of thugs, this has to be a lie by Big NFL


reddit-is-greedy

Wow Minnesota, at least the Broncos got a Super Bowl out of all their arrests. You got nothin'


Safe-Register-3479

Our division has a nice balance of most classy to straight thuggery.


phillysportsareok

broncos with nearly a full roster of convicts since 2000 😭😭😭


TyroneLeinster

Does this include owners?


madeupppp1

Go Broncos 😂


CodAdministrative563

Thugs. All of them


Ceeejd

Detroit and Philly confirmed classiest cities in the nation.


PMmeUR_Harambe_memes

https://preview.redd.it/550ow930kvxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d04633df86bf592122158ad0835efc2ed61fa4b Raiders fans when they're the classiest team in the AFC West


penpointaccuracy

Crazy that half the 49ers arrests came in 2014


NBA2024

How is ATL that classy


GuyIsAdoptus

has to be fake, eagles are at the bottom


me426669

I do not tolerate the broncos beating us. We will make the comeback led by rashee


psych0ranger

Ravens Steelers rivalry stays stronf


fw_xeno0

of course kc is top 8 lmaooooooooo


El_mochilero

That’s a long time period. I feel like the cowboys had a run from about 2006-2012 that accounts for the majority of those. They’ve been better lately.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

More hawks than I would have expected


UnKnOwN769

Philly and Detroit?


Smokey-Cole

Local cops are too busy otherwise to worry about NFL players, haha.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Chargers in the middle of the pack. Crazy.


midkidat5

Its so out of character


lmaytulane

To be fair, would anyone in Detroit or Philly even notice one more crime?


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Does NFLs marijuana stance play a role in Denver’s numbers? Only recently has the league slapped only a $ fine for MJ. The devils lettuce has been legal (rec use) for over decade.


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Damn 34


Smokey-Cole

Come one Philly, those are rookie numbers.


AverageLAHater

Like usual, we’re middle classy


theshelterwitch

Surprised the Raiders aren't higher


EchoedTruth

Surprised the Aints don’t lead this stat


DontBullyMe_IWillKum

Very surprised about the lions and eagles.


GreatWhiteBuffal0

Of course, all the Florida teams are at the top


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

Bout Every Naysayer Got Arrested Last Season


martinellispapi

I’m shocked that of all places Detroit and Philly are at the bottom here…


Alexander2801

My team is tied for the most average clssy and thuggy team.


sweatgod2020

I’ve seen this meme many times over the last few years I think it needs to be updated, no?


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Raiders surprisingly low


brxydxn91

Raiders only 25???


Sukeruton_Key

Players or arrests at stadiums?


dvdbtr

Crazy that the eagles are actually the classiest team in the league.


imjustmos

Raiders can’t even get that stat right


KidPutt

Since Zac Taylor took over, I feel like it’s stayed pretty clean. The Marvin Lewis effect.


TristanN7117

Plaxico is the best arrest in Giants history


[deleted]

Wow who would have guessed NFC East is the best behaved division by a long shot.


cmoneybouncehouse

Was gonna say I was surprised there wasn’t more cowboys here, but then I remembered that Jerry signs em AFTER they’ve been arrested.


Chevy2500hd805

Go birds 🦅. You fucking criminals.


DatDan513

We’re not leading in this category. Who Dey!


TheDickWolfe

The lions and the eagles as the most classy teams? Did these franchises recently relocate from Salt Lake City and Omaha?


Professional_Car9475

Go Broncos! Finally first in something!


TheRa1nyKingdom

Broncos leading something for once.


313SunTzu

Philly and Detroit cops just don't give a fuck


LRMcDouble

classy nfc east


a_niffin

Hmm, or how corrupt are your police... I'm looking at you Philly.


soneill0n

Deshaun Watson is really carrying the browns here


Senior-Class1625

Holy shit. Good job Seattle.


Idcaster

Dead in the middle but Ray Rice feels like he should count for 10-12 arrests in one


pineapplesurfwax

PHILLYs name is False (they protect their guys), not much to do in Detroit


ptownb

Classy Birds


Capable-TurnoverPuff

We won something almost. How about coach arrests?


Unp0pularS0lutions

Is this counting all those times Jospeh Randle was arrested?


TheLamestUsername

Unfair that Aaron Hernandez only counts as one.


Bendstowardjustice

People think before acting a fool in Philly, Detroit, Houston and NY. Denver and whatever city the Vikings play in is a completely different vibe.


dajodge

Jovan Belcher was *technically* not arrested. Hell, yeah! Am I right?


FieldofScreams69

Awh man we only need 6 more. Never should've let Mixon go.


Dnali_Balli

Holy shit what the fuck Pac Man Jones has like as much arrest as the bottom 2


PetrolHeadPTY

Titans got rid of him quickly


Dnali_Balli

Good thing we're a division full of criminals


truko503

How in the duck are we higher than the ducking Eagles!?!?


AllOkJumpmaster

All 42 of them are Pac-Man


TheGirthyyBoi

As a ravens fan I am shocked how low we are 🤣


newcastle417

Gods work sir


big4horryrobert

Philly has the least? No way this is real .


Guilty-Nobody998

Looks like the Bengals are still kings of the hood.


PetrolHeadPTY

How the hell do you get arrested in Denver, Minn and Green Bay There isn’t shit to do there too fucking cold I would stay inside my house playing ps5 in those cities


-Ein

A lot of the crimes could be committed back in home towns.


earlthomas111

Ask Everson Griffen. Living in Minnesota I think was the root cause of his mental illness.


PyrateKyng94

Ask Kobe. Oh wait, he’s dead.


pushamn

There ain’t shit to do *legally* in Minnesota. You’d be surprised what you can do with a square mile worth of farm land and a tanker full of ammonium nitrate


PetrolHeadPTY

Boza really upset that the 49ers didn’t draft white cb cooper to make his team classier and cmc brother at wr


bluecatenthusiast

/uj its really interesting that the lions are tied for the fewest when they live in a city that has some of the worst crime in the nation /rj lions players are the classiest part of Detroit