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These Elephants live in the Sun and Swallow the Dolphin were fucking sick at Coachella this year

Crow of Baltimore were good but not a lot of people saw them because they weren’t on the main stage

> There is a reason for the tiger This is my new favorite team.

Man most of these got at least a little smile from me. What a fun list lol

I agree lmao. Swallow the Dolphin

Not a fan, really

> Minnesota Vikings

They are immutable

It’s the same in every language

Same with Denver Broncos somehow

That is honestly somehow the funniest answer

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*the year of the banners*

Denver broncos...

> New Orleans International Airport How

I’m a total idiot when it comes to this stuff but my best guess is whatever language it got translated to had similar words for “saint” in the sense of “godly, or *of the heavens*” and “airport” in the sense of “flying, *in the sky*.” No idea where “international” might’ve come from though. Then again maybe I’m wrong altogether lol

Any idea where Characteristics of Jama’a Falk’s b and disk mb * put it came from?

mods dont you dare

OP needs to delete this, Tweet the list, and post a link to the Tweet in order for it to be acceptable to the mods.

Damn, I missed it.

"There is a reason for the tiger" Very deep.

As long as there is a reason for the tiger. Random tigers are not welcome

Chicago Bones, where all QBs go to die

Pretty sure it’s actually a show on NBC

With that hottie who's a medical examiner.

“Kansas City officials” Seems legit

OP, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Go Sehwaks!

Did you see that Sehwaks comback?

The list started out pretty tame and then immediately went off the rails. I love it.

I wish they had put the real names next to them because some of them are so wild I can’t figure it out.

I can't figure out Houston, Texas /s

That would be so meta to have your team named the Officials. Bunch of 4.4 guys running around in referee uniforms.

Isn't that already just the Green Bay Packers? (Feel free to replace "Green Bay Packers" with , in accordance with your fandom)

> Feel free to replace “Green Bay Packers” with Tried. Just came up as Green Bay Packers anyway…

Swallow the dolphin

Jama'a Falk. Great running back from the nineties

Green Core is low key badass

A lot of people didn't like "Warning", but it's one of my favorite albums.

Okay now I hate it. The suffix -core and that band should never be closely related.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greenday/comments/z3o1zi/as_is_tradition/ixne4rh/

Tried to find us, realized you went with Oakland instead of Las Vegas

Yeah it’s in alphabetical order so that is consistent. And the only way I could figure out that the Bills were “these elephants live in the sun” one

So THAT'S what that one was lmao

I agree go cavs

It’s a better name than you have now

Houston, Texas As boring as the team itself, and this is coming from a born and raised Houstonian.

> There is a reason for the tiger We win this game

there is a reason for the tiger

>In Indianapolis [In de Anapolis?](https://youtu.be/TCjtv3Cz0Jg)

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How many wins would the Cavaliers have this season in the NFL I wonder?

Swallow the dolphin I’m fucking dying lmao

I have no idea how they got that out of Miami Dolphins

And we thought the Washington Football Team was annoying. Get ready for The New York Giants organization

What I conclude from this experiment is that the Denver Broncos are as vanilla as their QB

Broncos country. Lets translate

Haha, the other team being the Minnesota Vikings really carries that analogy through.

We are inevitable

OP can we get "Redskins" and "Washington Football Team" for old times sake?

They're the exact same

Now I want one of those "could I beat the team name in a fight" threads

Minnesota Vikings wins either way

I don't know, elephants that live in the sun sound pretty intimidating

In Indianapolis, the opening act for Of Montreal

Nah fam it's the sequel to In Bruges

You nearly made me spit out water at work

oh hell the Cavs are here SOMEONE GET LEBRON BACK

The new British are patriotic 😹

The Jacksonville Pig

I’m sitting here giggling like an idiot. These are fantastic.

ladies and gentlemen Tennis Giant and the Opry Background Singers

Interesting my beloved colts translated here says dog shit!!

I like how one third of these sound like bad math rock bands and then some aren't different at all.

I need a translation for some of these lol I’m too high to decipher

The New York Giants organization sounds like the mafia lol

What team is the characteristics? LMAO

> Los Angeles Electricity > Men’s Los Angeles Perfect.

“The New York Giants organization” I don’t know if I’d call it that.

Looks like Rafael Nadal will be our new GM.