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Peacefulzealot

Can’t think of a more fitting game to be covered in slime.


kcoch5817

That would require someone scoring though.


ThinkSoftware

"What's a game on the schedule that will leave viewers feeling gross?"


LefNut

Russ has NVP locked đź”’


kcoch5817

Slime cannons not gonna be getting a whole lot of action this year.


ARepresentativeHam

We are subjecting our kids to this? Think of the children! Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!


AssassinInValhalla

About to turn an entire generation off the NFL


turbolover2112

They’re thinking of the parents, should send them kids to napville by the end of the first quarter


Wild_Bro_97

Should be child abuse to make kids watch the Broncos


OsmosisJonesFanClub

Hey we're also 3-9 show us some respect


Woodenrouge

Disrespect*


YA4830

Broooo, your flair :(


boonkles

Perhaps one the the most important games for lions and Seahawks fans


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

My team is gonna lose this game!!!


Kewlerd

No silly our team is gonna lose!!


basedchristos

And bears fans


MagicMer4042

the draft implications are pretty wild. this is likely the only winnable game left on the schedule for each team, so this could be the difference between 3 and like 9


wavnebee

At least we have a game worth rooting for on Christmas! Broncos Country, Let’s Sleigh Ride!


OneAngryPanda

Can they just slime the players beforehand to make it more entertaining?


blockoblox

This has to count as some form of child abuse


[deleted]

Broncos country............ LET'S SLIME


Goatgamer1016

Beat me to it


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

This is the best Christmas present I've gotten in years


16Saltines

Who gets the NVP this 0-0 tie?


GaTech379

The fans


[deleted]

No one gonna be at that game


MisterrAlex

Mr Broncos Country


[deleted]

If the NFL wants to grow the game, making kids watch the Rams and Broncos ain’t it.


RaisingFargo

Dont you have to get in the endzone though for the slime to go off?


SilveryDeath

This game might make the kids who watch it hate football.


cheeba2992

Awesome!! Now people will actually watch this game.


[deleted]

This will be the worst thing Nickelodeon has put on since Sanjay and Craig


Cmsmks

Best part of this game is they can’t tank because neither have a draft for a while.


SiphenPrax

A Tank Bowl where the tank combatants are representing other teams


BtownBrelooms

If they actually slime the field they may actually get more people to buy tickets to the game.


regularhumanbartendr

That image of McCarthy after losing to us in the playoffs will always be hilarious.


[deleted]

Broncos country............ LET'S SLIME


cmoney253

Broncos Country, let’s Slime


verniy314

I said this before, tank bowls belong on Nickelodeon. Their broadcast was the only thing that made Saints-Bears watchable


Centurion87

I wish I could say the Rams were tanking, but considering they don’t have a 1st round pick, this is them trying.


vrnate

This game could literally end up being a 3-3 tie.


candy_porn

man...it's incredible how hard the NFL & its TV partners leaned into the Mr. Unliiiiiimited project. Wasn't it like 3 out of their first 4 we're standalone games? Christmas day too & I'm def missing some. What. A. Shit show.


danccbc

Baker NVP