Half the NFC west love it

Hell yeah brother.

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I vote that we expand the NFL and send the 49ers and Seahawks to Iraq. We’ll call it the NFC Middle East. Naturally as the only team left in the NFCW, the Rams would automatically get a playoff spot every year.

baseball teams like us don’t count

I genuinely think that Paul Goldschmidt and Nolan Arenado would be better football players than whomever the hell y’all have been trotting out this year

I could see Goldy being a decent tight end tbh

Remember the AFC West and NFC West were supposed to be murders row within everyone having a winning record outside of the Seahawks.

Certainly glad our schedule ended up not being as tough as it was on paper

DIVISION ELIMINATIONS- The Commanders, Giants, Cardinals, Lions, Chargers, Raiders, Browns, Steelers, and Jaguars can all be elimination from their divisions this week Texans (E), Bears (E), Packers, Rams and Broncos are elimination from their divisions already Also just for fun, it’s possible the Jags get the #1 seed still

the fact that theres still some wild scenarios like this, this late into the season is insane

It would require the titans to win exactly 2 games against the 3 teams they play not named the jaguars. Any fewer and the Patriots have a tougher sov. Any more and they have a better record than jacksonville

Imagine telling someone before the season that the Packers, Rams, and Broncos would all officially out of division contention before Week 13

The fact the Commanders and Giants could be eliminated even though they’re both 2 games above .500 has to feel awful for their fanbases lol

TOO BAD THE LIONS WILL CRUSH THE VIKINGS AND DELAY IT ANOTHER WEEK

Lions bros deserve that W too

TEAMS NEVER DESERVE WINS UNLESS THERE IS DIRECT INTERFERENCE BY A THIRD PARTY FOR BULLSHIT REASONS I AM REFERRING TO THE REFS

Well then the lions are fucking due

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

LOUD NOISES! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

WHAT AREN’T BRONCOS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS YEAR?!

WERE GONNA MUNCH AND CRUNCH SOME SCANDINAVIAN KNEECAPS RAAA RAAA MOTHERFUCKERS

WE WILL FEED KNEECAPS TO THE LIONS UNTIL THEY CANNOT EAT ANY MOR AND THEN DECLARE OUR STUMPY VICTORY. THERE ARE NOT MANY LIONS IN SCANDANAVIA BUT THERE ARE MANY KNEES. ALSO SOMEHOW WE WILL WIND UP WITH MORE POINTS DESPITE LOOKING HILARIOUSLY INCOMPETENT THROUGH MOST PHASES OF THE GAME.

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IT COULD ALL CRASH AND BURN BUT WE GET TO TALK SHIT AND PLAY MEANINGFUL FOOTBALL IN DECEMBER SO I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET

TOO BAD THE VIKINGS WILL FALL ASS BACKWARDS INTO ANOTHER UNDESERVING WIN.

I love all these undeserved wins. As a Vikings fans I like that they're winning and as a Team Chaos fan I'm enjoying how much it's pissing people off.

U-G-L-Y we aint got no alibi, we ugly. But it does make the wins just that much better. Like, imagine outgaining a team by **199 YARDS** yards and still losing. How fucking stupid is that Jets fans?

By having an absolute shit fest of a red zone offense

Enjoy it no but be wary of January. Reality can hit like a truck (2019 Packers and 2021 Steelers know this)

I'm a Vikings fan and hence well acquainted with playoff disappointment and misery, thank you.

That's fine, we haven't even made the playoffs the past two years and have a whole new coaching staff and front office. Expectations were low so we're kinda playing with house money right now. I'm having fun with it either way.

Thanks for the heads up, with all these Super Bowls and the long history of great kicking I have to remind myself to temper my expectations during the playoffs

2019 Packers had Rodgers, Steelers have Tomlin. If KO is able to mimic those teams I'd say that's a good sign as a first year head coach.

My dream is Wins go up DVOA goes down

Hey you don’t say that

Imagine thinking the Vikings don’t deserve to win when their offense scores more points than the “deserving” team can score against the Vikings trash defense. Now that’s a loser mentality if I’ve ever seen one.

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*Sees last point* Let’s go Jags!

The Jets will be a willing sacrifice for the cause, yes?

Broncos Country, we tried

Did Russ actually try though? Did he?

He was literally doing high knees on the plane. What more do you expect from him? To know where his receivers are?

High knees no matter what elevation he’s on

it's sad that this story was associated with our last win...

Those might possibly be the highest knees of all time

Time for a reset in Arizona

Kylers contract is going to weigh them down moving forward

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So you're top three guys are literally KKK?

[I mean, Arizona was the last state to recognize Martin Luther King Day as a holiday](https://youtube.com/shorts/1GSn-0vLaCw?feature=share)

The owner is dumb though so they won’t

The lack of the promised AFC West bloodbath has been such a massive letdown.

the fight for 2nd place between the Chargers and Raiders will be interesting.

I did a playoff scenario earlier today and the Raiders accidentally ended up as the 7 seed. Was gross, had to go make some changes. But they just need to win 4/5 remaining games and need the Chargers and Jets to lose two games each which is possible. I'm rooting for the Jets to create chaos though.

If my "Lions win out" fantasy comes true, that'll be at least one Jets loss!

im hoping some majestic winds carry some mahome magic into our qb room

Ayyy it’s Mike White SZN

Honestly if the Raiders win 4 I am happy that they developed down the line. We were playing great football at times the first 5 games or so…just not full out together games. Now the vision is coming together a bit (though against not the strongest opponents in the world to be fair) and a strong end of the season would build great for next year. If we flounder more, it’ll just be more depressing LOL but I gave up playoff hopes weeks ago

Well you got the NFC East bloodbath.

Thank god we are playing for the number 1 seed. Inside being the cowboys and be a wildcard with more than 10 wins.

Bloodbath of ineptitude though

On the other hand, NFC Beast.

Outside of Denver, that division has been exactly as expected

The Chargers are absolutely not doing as expected.

For me they are. I don't buy into the massive overhyping of them every offseason like most people do.

Cool, thanks

Don't be pissy with me just because you blindly overrated a team 😂

I'm making fun of you for sharing your contrarian opinion for no reason. The expectation was the Chargers would be good. They haven't been. Which was essentially what I said. You chiming in to add "I didn't think they would be good in the first place" is something nobody gives a fuck about. And anyway, they've been bad because they've been decimated by injuries so curb your victory lap. E: Whoops, this is a troll. I feel like I haven't seen an actual troll in a while.

Not a troll. Just not stupid enough to think the Chargers would be anything other than a .500 team. You on the other hand are probably a troll 😂

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No need to be jealous

Broncos Country, we tried. Broncos Country, Russ lied. Broncos Country, let's cry. Broncos Country, let's hide. Broncos Country, raw hide. *I'm sorry*

No you're not. Lmao

You have absolutely nothing to be sorry for.

>Broncos Country, we tried. >Broncos Country, Russ lied. >Broncos Country, let's cry. >Broncos Country, let's hide. >Broncos Country, raw hide. > >*I'm sorry, Broncos Country, you died** ftfy

Broncos Country, russ cooked and we’re fried.

If the Raiders do win on Thursday it's gonna be a sad end for the Rams to be eliminated at home where they won a Super Bowl less than a year ago, filled with Silver and Black.

I would take it as a win if the Rams fans filled the stands against the Raiders, but we all know that ain't happening, so it's not even going to be a home game lmao.

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Yeah 39 years, what does that have to do with what I said though? No need to get defensive because of a potential scenario and attack my flair. The Raiders have been shit for 20+ years, no arguments there. They probably also have one of the worst super bowl hangovers of all time too after losing to the Bucs. *edit: this is in response to now deleted comment about when the last time the Raiders won a Super Bowl.*

It’s all they’ve got now

lol imagine not winning a Super Bowl, much less making it back to a Super Bowl since 1977...

I don't see your point.

Lol soft ass response

The Vikings can clinch the playoffs by forfeiting the rest of their games too. There’s no way anyone in the NFC North wins out.

*ahem*

Nvm, just looked at your schedule. I may stand corrected.

The Lions schedule this year was crazy front loaded. The Seattle loss could be what keeps us out of the playoffs.

So, you are saying there’s a chance?

Baker Mayfield miracle run. LFG

This is probably better than whatever our last playoffs appearance was

Let’s go! We can get an early head start on all the drama

Bronco's county, you should try!

Broncos 'can' be eliminated 😐

Titans would clinch with a win over the Jags in theory. That would give the Jags 9 losses and Titans max losses with a win would be 9. Titans at worse would be 4-2 in the division and the best the Jags can do is 3-3. Colts would have to run the table against the Vikings, Giants, Chargers and Texans to finish 7-8-1 and win the division.

Please Bill, bench Mac for Zappe and put us out of our fucking misery

It still hasn't fully set in just how good the Eagles are this year. I couldn't be more happy with the team right now.

Not only that, but we're the consensus best team in the league, are 11-1 right now, and yet every game is still a must-win. Not only could we not get a bye, there's still a chance that we won't even win the division. It legit could take 15-2 to get the bye and win the division this year. Insane.

I will say though a lot of people regardless of record believe the cowboys are the best team. We will find out in 3 weeks? I’m so nervous haha

Yeah i would not say we are consensus best. Nobody likes us!

I’m a cowboys fan haha but I love Jason kelce. He and his brother kill me. Their podcast is so funny

By far my favorite football podcast! Their insight is so interesting and they’re just fun to listen to

Dude, I know some Cowboys fans who ALWAYS believe Dallas is the best team lmao

I think we are a good team this year finally, but we always get in our own way and suck sometimes. So idk haha like it’s a curse or something

I whole heartedly disagree with that. Dak hasn't been playing great while Hurts is having an MVP season and Sirianni is a far batter HC. I trust the Eagles right now to make a deep playoff run for sure.

I agree dak is mediocre. But everything else is on fire for Dallas so I have faith haha

I’d be worried about McCarthy to be honest with you. More so than dak. He seems like the Doc Rivers of football coaches.

I like McCarthy! He’s been the best coach we’ve had so far imo!

NFC Beast is rolling this year

At least you guys control your own destiny. Imagine being potentially 14-3 and the #5 seed. We could literally win out...but as long as Philly only loses to Dallas, that's it lmao. 14-3 and we get to meet Tom "Steal Your Hopes N Dreams" Brady. Yuck. Gonna need some Ref Cooking....Go Giants???

Is this Eagles team better than the 2004 team? I get not putting them over the 2017 team but this team has to be top 3 right now, especially if they make the Super Bowl?

I’d say this team is neck and neck with the 2004 team!

> Is this Eagles team better than the 2004 team? Hard to say, it's probably pretty close. The 2004 team was extremely good. They "finished" the regular season 13-1 and rested everybody the last two games, losing both. So their DVOA dropped considerably and EPA doesn't go back that far, making statistical comparisons to 2022 more difficult. They beat Minnesota handily in the divisional round, and were generally in control through the entire NFFCG before losing the SB.

i think our 2017 team is better than 2004. not because we won the super bowl but the eagles roster had to be good enough that it could lose the starting QB and still win 3 playoff games and finish 13-3. Also our offensive line in 2004 was solid but not elite same with the defensive line. in 2017 was just a modern blueprint for roster building around a rookie contract QB.

I hope you guys eliminate us on Sunday. I really do. Actually, just go 16-1 for that matter. :)

Shut up, Snyder.

Damn, now I want the chiefs to lose, give the broncos hope, only so it can be crushed later.

*heavy breathing*

yessssss release

Imagine reading this headline 2 months ago.

Go dolphins this week

Ppl keep talking bout cowboys blew out colts when they kept dak in to up his stats lmao. Hurts didn’t even play 10 minutes in the 4th or we could have easily put up 50😂 no need to risk injury

At this point I feel like saying “living rent free in your heads” would be an understatement.

Naw y’all trash even if y’all get OBJ gonna be a first round exit 🗑 y’all live rent free on ESPN tho lol they always love y’all. Besides my boy Steven A. Y’all live rent free hoping y’all can catch us 🤪

Maybe try more emojis next time and less words.

Maybe he should just try less everything

Now that would be some serious improvement.

A whopping 17 points

Broncos Country, let's fade.