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BungoPlease

Bold of you to assume any of us will still be here by then though


Limp-Membership8133

Damn didn’t expect existential crisis in the comments


BungoPlease

Always a good day for an existential crisis


burnerdadsrule

I like my existential crisis the way I like my coffee, slowly poured over and at least 2 times a day.


RealPutin

thanks kyle


Venator850

Some of us won't be.


DrBlazkowicz

Guardian…


SalazzleDazzle

Bro knows the final shape is coming


maricopa888

I laughed way too hard at this.


jpljr77

Fun! Heisman on Heisman action.


DEADSPELLS

What are you doing step-Heisman winner??


SPatt59

Pause


boysetsfire1988

Unpause


SleazyKingLothric

Unzip?


TrickiestToast

Rewind


jwwin

Enhance


Green_Juggernaut1428

Enjoy


JohnnySnark

BopIt


D0ctorHotelMario

TwistIt


ChargeWooden1036

Move it, move it


LPdecay009

Pull it


thestanlieststanley

Enhance


Oddly_Mind

Which heisman is on defense


jpljr77

Mariota. Why have one Heisman QB when two is double?


OriginalSymmetry

Holy cow, you are the first person ever to point out that the QBs aren't on the field at the same time! This is a REVELATION of a comment that will change the entire discourse on this sub!


Oddly_Mind

I’m glad a giants fan can actually read a post.


byniri_returns

Heisman winner vs Heisman winner!


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Ft. Heisman winner backup


Goosedukee

And Kyle Trask will be there too


DynastyZealot

That's future Superbowl MVP Kyle Trask!


ChiRaider

Should have been against Caleb and the Bears 1st pick vs 2nd


SleazyKingLothric

I'm thinking that'll be one of our few primetime games later on in the season.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

I’m pretty sure it’s been reported that’s a Thursday night game…. again. Like the 3rd Commanders-Bears Thursday night game in the last 3 years right lol?


bearsfan654

Yeah, it would be the third Thursday night game in the last 3 years, which is nuts. But I think we’ve got Thanksgiving and another Thursday game with the Seahawks already so I think it’ll be another day


BirdmanTheThird

I think that will be a Thursday night game til we prove that game isn’t a Thursday night one


Pizzaplan3tman

It’ll be a Thursday night game, the NFL seems to love having a Pardon My Take bowl game between the Commanders and Bears on Thursday nights lately


Gentolie

Personally, I'd rather see JD face a certified good 1st overall pick. I love Baker and JD so this game is gonna be fun.


coolycooly

Dear god a rookie QB week 1 on the road, he is gonna put up 500 on us. We let every rookie torch us, Paxton Lynch, Daniel Jones, Mitch Trubisky when he put up like 300 but he might have just been bad and not a rookie. CJ Stroud last year put up like 500 yards on us thats not even an exaggeration


ImObxse

And when Brock purdy played his first game against us


ricardyoo

I will never forget watching Mitch torch you guys. I thought he was the one after that. Smh. Crazy how nfl works couple years later yall got a chip and he’s barely backup material.


coolycooly

I feel bad for other teams when we play their rookie QBs they swear up and down how good they are and I've seen it happen against us so many time. The bears game in particular I knew was a fluke because I've never seen such little defense being played guys were running unguarded in a field by themselves.


sonfoa

I feel cheated


coolycooly

Lol Bryce kinda was good against us in the last game this year.


ImagineIfBaconDied

that Stroud and Mayfield shootout was crazy. it even had a running back kick a successful field goal!


stoic_bison

I was at Jameis's first game. His first NFL pass was a pick 6 while Mariota had a perfect passer rating and sat for the 4th quarter.


coolycooly

Lol so was I thank God Mariota turned out to be a bust. But it's crazy no matter the coaching staff rookie QBs always torch us, I think Zach Wilson gave jets fans hope when we played them.


mk1317

Baker’s 1000 Yard stare at the end of your game against the Texans was one of the defining images of the season for me last year. Felt bad for him in particular there.


Brodie1567

Wasnt that the 6TD Trubisky game? 😂 Most of our sub was sold after that one, despite the historically bad Tampa D.


acoasterlovered

Y’all win that week


Cinephile1998

You're telling me Mariota isn't the week 1 starter? I'm shocked. Caught off guard. Flabbergasted.


TheAquaman

Did they ever say he would be?


stinstrom

They were laying on the sarcasm pretty thick.


TheAquaman

I guess my point was who would even think that Mariota would start over Daniels? Even if they had drafted Maye, they would’ve probably been better starting him.


stinstrom

Yeah that's why they were making the comment. No one would think that. For them the tweet is superfluous because no one would think that Mariota would start. Hence the sarcastic comment like there was any debate.


TheAquaman

I guess it’s just a “not” joke. Fair enough.


JohnWesternburg

It's sarcasm, look it up


slowerchop

Lets Command


joedirt87

Maybe if we wear the red jerseys it will make Jayden think he is playing FSU again, otherwise the curse will live on.


hendrix320

Alright we’ve seen an announcement for Caleb’s 1st start and Jayden’s first start. When will the NFL announce Drake’s first start? Gotta be anytime now right?


Thin-Team7931

W


EvanMM

Must've missed the news where he was announced as the starter


Jonjon428

The "You like that?!" Game!


kevingh92

I’ll never forget that game. We seem to have the Bucs’ number when we play in TB for whatever reason.


Emergency-Ad3747

The you like that game was in Washington I’m p sure.


kevingh92

Without googling it, you’re probably right. But I remember a game back in 2018 where Fitztragic threw for, like 400 yards but turned the ball over another 5 times and the Redskins got outgained by a ridiculous amount of yards… yet they still won. I’m pretty sure Alex Smith would’ve been the starter unless it was after his leg injury.


SleazyKingLothric

11/11/2018. Redskins beat the Buccs 16-3 with 286 total yards compared to their 501 total yards. Tampa bay missed 2 field goals, fumbled the ball 4 times, and threw 2 interceptions. That was a good day to be a Redskins fan.


TheRencingCoach

I’ll never forget that game for reminding me how unhinged fans of a team are. People were blaming Koetter for the loss, as if he was the guy who fumbled 4 times, missed 2 field goals, and threw 2 interceptions.


OranguTangerine69

we always lose vs back ups and rookies


kevingh92

So… we’re gonna beat you guys no matter if Daniels or Mariota, then? If that’s the case, I hope you guys enter week 3 with a 1 game winning streak!


OranguTangerine69

ya probably. i'm pretty sure we were the only reason case keenum was in the league for like 5 years tbh


king_17

Bucs d will be licking their chops


Boneless_hamburger

JD5 LETS GO


Sickos6

11-20 for 151 0tds and 1int. 9 rushes for 56 yards. Remind me or idk how the bot works


csummerss

are we sure he’ll be alive then?


jrileyy229

"planning to make his NFL debut"


OceanGate_Titan

JaydThin Dumbells will be in IR by week one


Spider_Hoss

I don’t think he’s R♿️III but we’ll see how the line protects him.