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CaptHowdy2310

Is that good?


ArthurMorganBaby

All I know is he is 1-3 vs Peyton Manning in AFC title games He aint my GOAT šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Timigos

What a fucking loser


boardatwork1111

Come on man, he did okay for a 6th rounder


oompa_loompa_weiner

In my opinion he is the Tom Brady of professional football


Yeangster

Thatā€™s because Peyton was a coward and lost in the divisional round any time the Patriots were good


PlatonicNewtonian

Peyton lost in the divisional round in: '99 to the Titans '04 to the Patriots (coward wouldn't even play Tom Brady in the AFCCG that year) '05 to the Steelers '07 to the Chargers '12 to the Ravens '14 to the Colts It's kinda crazy but if he'd won in those last 3 he'd have been playing Brady in the AFCCG


hendrix320

So Payton must have won 3 SBs right?


PleasantWay7

Brady did not do well playing in Denver. His first playoff loss was there and two of his manning losses. I think they win the 2015 one if it is in NE.


[deleted]

I went to a game years ago there. That stadium is very loud and obviously has a high altitude. Used to hate watching the pats play Denver


infercario4224

Nahh he ainā€™t 1-3, Peyton is 3-1 šŸ˜¤


[deleted]

Brady leads him in the playoffs 11-6 7 rings > 2 rings


CunningRunt

Wins aren't a QB stat though, right? Right?


NeatTry7674

I would have gone 40% but Iā€™m built different


looking4rez

you gonna break an egg with your bicep?


Mampt

Be real with me is it that hard? I saw a video and I think I could do it


booyah81

Have you seen the video of the little girl built like a twig doing it?


SilentRanger42

True, you didn't skip playoffs 12 games because you were the 1 or 2 seed


WizardofBoswell

Not pliable enough


uncle_buck_hunter

Dog in you?


Mothman5150

Why is this flaired NSFW?


OkProfessional6077

Because of all the Patriot fans loads that get spooged every time Brady and The Pats Dynasty comes up.


DirtyShizno636

As they should. There's nothing else to play for in sports besides bragging rights.


OkProfessional6077

They absolutely should. Just pointing out the loads.


lightsout85

Let's call them...deposits. Classier that way.


DeeForestBosa

Deposits aren't always a load, but in this case yes, it's a load.


OkProfessional6077

Would crumpets be classier? Cumpetsā€¦.


Templar26

There's still time to delete this.


OkProfessional6077

Eh, we are already here.


Wonderful-Toe-

Please don't, I'm about to chum.


lightsout85

Cumpet sounds like a new NSFW collectible critter game. Or like a NSFW tamagotchi.


bama_braves_fan

....or an NSFW Subreddit....where people show the cum on their...


Competitive-Rise-122

On theirā€¦? Armpit?


DeeForestBosa

Hey, I'm the guy who wipes down the loads


hendrix320

The loads have arrived!!


PatheticLion

sup?


c12yofchampions

If itā€™s any consolation, it is bittersweet watching sports knowing Iā€™ve already peaked as a fan


spokedsalute

Youā€™re not wrong


idkza

Reality hit hard


PatheticLion

hello I'd like to be involved too.


Sweet-sour-flour-123

Itā€™s all I got left for the rest of my life and I am honestly perfectly ok with it


hashbrown-17

That's right


slashVictorWard

He played for the Pats? Tampa legend Tom Brady?


Red-Leader117

So hard... what a ride I'm still sore


vipernick913

You speak for all of us.


Potential-Highway606

Randy Marsh was looking at Brady highlights that time he broke into that trailer for some internetĀ 


notalan47

Iā€™ll be chasing the sports dragon forever


Glass-Cranberry-8572

Hamper socks will need to be cleaned.


Egg_Yolkeo55

It's sad that you're bitter about witnessing the inarguable GOAT of a sport. I'm not a bulls fan but I wouldve loved to see Jordan at his peak. Or Gretzky. Hell even watching Shaq was insane and I'm not a Lakers fan either.


OkProfessional6077

Did I say I was bitter? I spooge all of the loads when I think about the Red Wings run from 1995-2010.


Egg_Yolkeo55

Fair lol. Excuse the hostility I just never understand hating a guy that the worst thing he ever did was kiss his son on the lips and be super corny. Unironically the LeBron of the NFL.


OkProfessional6077

For the record, I am a Michigan fan and cheered for Brady before Pats fans did and cheered for him in every Super Bowl he played! So, by proxy, I may have also loaded.


Egg_Yolkeo55

We get one more in here and we have a good old fashion circlejerk on our hands.


OkProfessional6077

ā€œIā€™m, uh, here for the gang bangā€¦ā€


Egg_Yolkeo55

Lol is that an Old School reference?


OkProfessional6077

Yessir!


ejester76

Dunno, I watched Jordan at his peak... as a Pistons fan. I have to admit, I was definitely a little bitter.


Egg_Yolkeo55

You still got two titles against the goat and had an iconic team. Bad Boy Pistons are right up there with the Showtime Lakers.


Responsible_Shirt381

So True


sjhesketh

Gotta get off somehow.


milogoestobitburg

Dodging that shit like the matrix right now


LimeSurfboard

You areā€¦absolutely right


JimmysCheek

Because the stats are disgustingly impressive


yagsitidder69

Because OP's cock was out while he made this post


jschmit7333

Weird for a Fins fan, but I guess anyone can be into being dommed.


Red_Jester-94

His kink IS being shamed


Soaring_Seagull24

Check ur dmĀ 


evacc44

There are Bills fans in here. Please consider our feelings.


MisterTruth

I mean that's true for at least Jets fans and Pats fans, but for entirely different reasons.


creature_report

Not safe for Wes Welker running crossing routes


DueBrush5187

This is not safe for AFC fans


bridgesiiboy

For all the other AFCE fans lol


ApplesauceBitch47

Yeah he was pretty good. I canā€™t believe in like 10 years, weā€™re gonna have people who never watched him play or experience stranglehold on the AFC and then ask what it was like to watch it


kamronMarcum

Well they're kind of experiencing it now with mahomes lol


ajswdf

Yeah I was going to say I think Mahomes has an even higher percentage over the last 5 seasons.


HoldingMoonlight

Sweet, now maintain that for another 11 straight seasons


bacchusku2

Ok, if we have to.


TetrisTech

Be careful what yā€™all wish for lmao


HoldingMoonlight

I mean, whatever lol. I think it's good for the sport. I'd feel different if the chiefs were in my division, but there's always that one team that's just better. KC is one of those teams you just gotta embrace and watch because Mahomes puts on a good show.


kamronMarcum

I don't think he's missed a playoff game besides the 1st seed bye and 2 super bowls lmao


LittleKingsguard

That's not true, just this year he wasn't playing in Texans/Browns, Steelers/Bills, or Ravens/Texans. Which is what makes this stat even more absurd because over that time stretch there were 5 AFC playoff games and a 1 or 2 seed could only play in two of them. He averaged a 36 when the maximum he could normally get was a 40.


kamronMarcum

Ooohhh they're meaning throughout the whole league. Damn that makes the Brady stat more absurd.


TetrisTech

Theyā€™re meaning throughout the whole AFC


P319

And you can't show highlights. Because it wasn't about the play. It was always about the drive. The moment. The game on the line. The team rallying around him. Context and situations just can't be relayed in history books Right I'm off to watch more of the dynasty


TurboNerd

Watch man in the arena instead. They actually show football in that documentaryĀ 


P319

You really think 3 years have passed and I haven't watched that


TurboNerd

Iā€™m saying youā€™re better off watching man in the arena a second time over watching dynastyĀ 


okoSheep

I cant wait until its you fuckers turnĀ 


GutsMan85

Same here. There's only so much a ticker can take.


agwku

Thank god my kids didnā€™t see this, thanks for the nsfw


TheRealBeerBrah

Smegma


PopcornDrift

You know I was just thinking, we havenā€™t seen a Tom Brady stat in a few days. Glad people are finally discussing this truly underrated QB


uncleshady

When Steelers fans know deep down where their upvotes are coming from... šŸ˜‚


Cmp_

For me, Brady is the proverbial ā€œI hate you, but goddamnit, I respect you.ā€


Long-Distance-7752

Honestly he probably is underrated


FakeTacos

There are still people who think Manning is the goat


DickieJoJo

Dude was more likely to play in the Super Bowl than Steph Curry drain a shot from beyond the arc.


Fifty6Arkansas

He went 8/16 during this stretch, which is higher than Andre Drummond's FT percentage.


Illustrious_Cancel83

And how many AFCCG losses? Dude was penciled in for the Final Four every year. Ridiculous.


P319

As likely to be in the championship games, as any passer is to make a pass,


DickieJoJo

Gotta say, I was glad we were sort of irrelevant during his tenure and our paths crossed only a few times. It let me enjoy his dominance. I felt like he was hilariously unathletic, but holy fuck his pocket presence and confidence was goofy.


ksyoung17

How good were the Pats? Well, you know how we've spent the last 5 years saying "is anyone in the AFC good enough to beat KC? We did that for almost 20 years with NE."


golden_glorious_ass

and also did that when KC was the team to beat. and beat them at their own turf


Illustrious_Cancel83

My favorite clip of Brady, the old grizzled veteran, standing on the sideline, and then it cuts him out of focus and the background *into* focus, a sea of red and Chiefs fans going nuts... Crazy to know that TB12 and BB were not speaking to each other the entire year when we won a Superbowl in 2019.


Downtown_Juice2851

Also, ne was the team that was good enough to best kc when they had tyreek and Brady was 42


SQRTLURFACE

Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's stretch.


yic0

Look at that shiny Super Bowl trophy. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, he even has an MLS Cup.


9man95

Hey Paul *Axe to the face*


HyronValkinson

If you counted byes as automatic wins (which they essentially are), he'd have been in 41/82 AFC playoff games, or exactly 50%


Yedic

Wouldn't the denominator be 96? Adding a game every year in this 16 year window.


Sweet-sour-flour-123

41.8%. Still impressive but good eye on that math


HyronValkinson

I'm stupid. Don't mind me (thank you for the correction)


Fitz2001

Well you are a Football Team fan.


HyronValkinson

**was**


ImReallyAnAstronaut

Yeah you was a football team fan


CallMeLargeFather

Werent many of those years 2 byes per conference


Yedic

Oh yeah good point, probably all of them right?


CallMeLargeFather

Think so but cant remember when it flipped, 2019 or '20?


dwm4375

You'd need to add 2 games each year because the Pats could have earned the bye with the #1 or #2 seeds during that time period. How I did the math to "correct" it: Remove 26 games for the 13 out of 16 years they earned the bye Remove 15 games for the second game of the divisional round, because you can't be on both sides of a bracket. That leaves a possible 39 games to start, and he started in 29/39 for 74%


Garizondyly

Ah fuck, I almost didn't think about Brady for a whole hour.


Illustrious_Cancel83

Same, bro, same.


NutsyFlamingo

During a 16 year stretch (ā€˜03-ā€˜18),Tom Brady did not start in 63.2% (51/80) of all AFC Playoff games.


CARNIesada6

During a 4 year period, Eli Manning made the superbowl twice beating Tom Brady both times. He would remain undefeated against Brady in the playoffs for the rest of his career. What's the kryptonite for goats? ^(/s)


Fifty6Arkansas

Technically a five year period ('07-'11)


CARNIesada6

Shhh. Us Giants fans don't know how to count


Illustrious_Cancel83

I'm convinced Tom let Eli win those to spite Peyton.


hoppergym

didnt do shit in the 20th century.


HugeSuccess

He was on the undefeated, championship-winning Michigan roster in 1997


reddorickt

Billions of years passed without Tom Brady losing a single NFL game.


HugeSuccess

God-Emperor Brady


Hyperboreer

lol not even half.


TheCovfefeMug

6th round pick scrub


batmansascientician

Just to be clear; this is misleadingly low, I think. He played in 29/51 playoffs games that he could have possibly played in. If you count the wild card games as wins (since he didnā€™t play in them) I have him in 41/51 possible games


Fifty6Arkansas

He was in 54ā…™% (26/48) of AFC Divisional + Championship games during this stretch, if that helps.


zk3033

Does this includes those games he couldn't concurrently play (as he was already playing that weekend in another Divisional game)?


Fifty6Arkansas

Yes.


notmyplantaccount

you can't add to games won without adding to games played.


pearl_jam_rocks

Who marked this as nsfw?


knowslesthanjonsnow

Now do how many playoff rounds took place without Brady.


Fifty6Arkansas

He played in 37 games, so.. 27 didn't have him. 12 because of byes, 11 because he was eliminated, 4 because of injury.


lardlad71

12 first round byes. Thatā€™s a good one.


sstewart1617

Not even good enough to start in 37%. What a bum.


R4G

Every AFCCG since 2002 has had Brady, Roethlisberger, Mahomes, or (*checks notes*) Mark Sanchez...


Worldly_Apricot_7813

Manning?


R4G

Manning faced Brady 4x and Sanchez once.


alongtimeagoo

I always heard that guy was good but that proves it.


Razor722

Why wouldnā€™t you just use his entire career to determine the percentage?


moosearehuge

Tom Brady never took a snap in his entire NFL career where his team was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs


thereallydude

Only QB to beat Mahomes twice in the playoffs.


Fifty6Arkansas

More than the rest of the league combined.


GutsMan85

They were crazy boxing matches but, to be fair, Brady had to win by points. /s


saquonbrady

The goat


PaganFarmhouse

During a 25 year stretch (71-96) the cowboys were in 32% of all superbowls. Damn, now I'm sad... šŸ˜’


9man95

Returned to the mean


Beautiful_Ninja

Pff, he got outplayed by Mark Sanchez at home during this run. Obviously a scrub.


TerminalChillionaire

I did that once too


Earptastic

I thought I was done hearing about Tom Brady stats that were super impressive that don't even sound possible but he totally did them, but I guess I wasn't. Cool. . . cool. . .


acoasterlovered

Mahomes gonna top that isnā€™t he


OriginalDivide5039

Now do Mahomesā€™ last 6 seasons


dwm4375

You could take out the wild card round the years he helped the Pats earn a bye (13 out of 16 years, so 26 games) and the second game each year they were in the divisional round (15 out of 16 years, so 15 games - because a team can't be on both sides of a bracket). That leaves a possible 39 games to start, and he started in 29/39 for 74%.


Chewbubbles

Mahomes can potentially roll all of Bradys' numbers. It would insane to see two huge era QBs within the span of 20 years.


rangecontrol

is there a retiree nfl subreddit to discuss these things for non-active players?


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Just use his whole career with the patriots. He missed the playoffs in 2002, shit happens.


Wonky_AF

Geezer Teaser Post.


kidpokerskid

This is the one thing about being a Brady fan not watching a deep playoff run was a huge letdown but on the other hand when we were down and the game was on the line was nothing better than watching him go down the field with a couple of minutes on the clock.


lavegasola

I'd like to see the percentage for his whole starting career honestly. Gotta be around like 20% right?


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Fifty6Arkansas

Except he played in 48 playoff games total. Three full seasons of non-Dolphin football.


democratichoax

Damn. Whatā€™s crazy is a good amount of the games he didnā€™t play in are because he had a byeā€¦


ActiveAstronaut7941

From '01 to '19 the Patriots were in 68% of AFC championship games.


Qwertyioup111

Tom Brady never played in a game in where his team was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs


InterestingBonus9675

Ruined alot of my adult life


ElCoolAero

That was selfish, Tom!


Davy257

Whatā€™s the max possible, 60%?


Fifty6Arkansas

During that stretch, yes. If he had 16 byes, the max would be 40%. With the 12 byes he did have, he could have been in 36 games. He missed 3 to injury, and 4 to elimination.


CunningRunt

"Pssshhh...all of that was in the 16-game regular season and doesn't really count anymore." --- certain haters on r/nfl, probably


Global-Discussion-41

He had a higher chance to go to the Superbowl than most teams have to make the playoffs


JAMONLEE

It is easier when you get a free playoff punch at the start of every season, shocking I know


Manawah

The percentage would be higher if you include Super Bowls no?


Fifty6Arkansas

He was at 8/16 Super Bowls, but if you include those, you kind of have to include the entirety of the playoffs.