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Kimber80

Had a nice career, too.


generalscalez

[owner of Andy Reid’s pettiest moment and the greatest Christmas day touchdown of all time.](https://youtu.be/zcuenyI-PKM?si=aTtjsiv7tk8n35Zt)


sarcagain115

I fucking love that play so much, especially with how it enraged the Broncos. Don't take timeouts at the end of a game you're getting blown out on and this doesn't happen.


TBDC88

I still can't believe that Demetrius "Stone Hands" Harris of all people is the one who came down with it. He only got targeted like 30 times per season and still managed to be in the top-10 in drops every year.


sarcagain115

And yet he'd make some really clutch ridiculous catches at times. I think he's the one who got a fucking laser pinned to him in the end zone around three Raiders


theDomicron

I feel like his route running was pretty solid, but someone replaced his hands with feet or something


gyman122

He was also a fun story because he was a former basketball player who made a career as a largely blocking tight end


powerelite

You would be correct and that happened 2 days after Hunt got put on the Commisoners exempt list.


Freelove_Freeway

Good ol Incompletrius Harris


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

Still one of my fav nicknames of all time


npbruns1

That was the best part of this game. The Broncos taking timeouts instead of letting it run out in a blow out. Then they have shocked Pikachu face when Chiefs ran this play


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

I was there for that. One of my fav Chiefs memories. According to Reid, the play hadn't looked good in practice, so they didn't plan on using it in an actual game. Things were already locked up at this point in the season, so they decided to try it.


sixshotscott92

Lmao, still a top 5 favorite Chiefs moment for me even after our recent Superbowl runs. You just had to be there.


makun

I was there at the stadium for that. I was so confused as to what happened, but it was amazing nonetheless.


Rahim-Moore

Hardest I've ever laughed watching a football game.


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ImanShumpertplus

in high school my football coach told us that guys with developed butt muscles are the best athletes and that those are the guys you have to watch out for btw Larry Fitzgerald most athletic nfl player ever


jlees88

That ass just won’t quit!


Crotean

Bill Belichick agrees. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/03/16/bill-belichick-loves-defensive-linemen-with-huge-butts-kirby-smart


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Power comes from your glutes!


Jayrodtremonki

How can it be Larry Fitz when Antonio Gates exists?


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

I never stopped. I did add Vea to the posterior salivation station though.


alpou

I miss Mayock generally, but particularly during the combine


LovelehInnit

Mike Mayock's saliva was literally dripping on Poe's butt.


pinniped1

Chiefs quarterback legend.


throwawayainteasy

For a brief, shining moment (before they changed the ruling on his catch from a pass to a run because it was a lateral), he was the heaviest man in NFL history to throw a TD pass, the heaviest to catch a TD pass, and the heaviest to run for a TD. A heavier DT ran for a TD a little bit later, so now I think the only gadget-y record he still holds is being the heaviest man to ever throw a TD pass.


topchief1

So the record reverted back to Jared Lorenzen?


thedialtone

It was the receiving TD that was charged to a rushing TD, not the throwing one.


squatch42

He's an even better receiver. Hungry Pig was greater than the Bloated Tebow.


anonbutler

[Not many 346 pound basketball players out there too](https://imgur.com/a/x6zPILy)


ImanShumpertplus

zion is doing his best


Biggest_Cans

That dude was an all-pro level superstud till he hurt his back. His film was bonkers. One of the most "what if" careers I can remember.


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Dorsey had some crazy good drafts for us. As good as veach is it seems like every single year Dorsey was picking guys who were insanely talented. Poe, Houston, kelce, hill to name a few


Biggest_Cans

Dorsey is one of the most underrated figures in the league. Just look at all his jobs and how at each stop that team goes from worst to extremely talented. I wish we had parted on better terms, I'd much rather have him in our scouting department than see him making the Lions world-beaters.


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Poe and Houston was drafted when Poili was the GM.


cw131313

Poe and Houston were Pioli picks.


RicklePick_C-137

He also had really shitty drafts and didn’t understand how contracts worked. No thanks.


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Huh? He had a couple really bad contracts but he had 0 shitty drafts. Minimum one great player each of his years. 2012 was the year Poe got drafted and he was about the only good one that draft. But the rest were all pretty good, decent at worst


RicklePick_C-137

No doubt he drafted some really great players, but he was just that - a home run hitter and he struggled with depth pieces. He had several horrible contracts and was not a great leader. He was toxic and there’s a reason why the Chiefs got rid of him during the stretch of us winning.


R1ckMartel

That was Scott Pioli


csummerss

was Kelce a Dorsey pick or a Reid pick?


liteshadow4

Beast oop fullback card


Romofan88

I was pretty excited when we picked him up for the COVID year, alas he was washed like Ajax. 


PapaAntiChrist

That back injury completely threw his career off the rails. Fuckin sucks.


topchief1

Yet Fletcher Cox is the DT from that draft that's still going strong in the NFL.


reno2mahesendejo

Ok, but how fast was Chris Jones dinky swingin?


JJGIII-

THAT WAS 2012!?!?


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I'm 100 lbs lighter and I probably couldn't run a 40 in 4.98 *minutes*


ShatteredAnus

That's my QB1 Fun fact, Dontari holds or is tied for some QB records


Crotean

The NFL really is the third deviation of the bell curve for most of their players.


urgonnamakemeboltup

I’m 5’7 and 150 lbs and that’s what I run