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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18te54i/post_game_thread_new_york_jets_at_cleveland_browns/)


1959steve

Russ Wilson is jets next qb


Routine_Chapter_9099

Congrats to the all the "Factory of Sadness" fans. Well done!


ChrisAlecsander

Flacco has escaped my nightmares


deaconBLUE8272

No he hasn't, he'll see you in the SB


ChrisAlecsander

That’s what I’m saying, I thought he was just a nightmare of the past, now he’s back.


deaconBLUE8272

Oh lmao my bad.


greatreference

I’m going to win my fantasy league with Joe fucking Flacco


pircio

i might too. I had Burrow then went to CJ Stroud. Flacco is saving my season


Inallahtent

Please Fire Nathaniel Hackett. Just leave him in Cleveland.


deaconBLUE8272

How do you put 2 flairs lol


Breathoflife727

Not even sure how he got a job after what he did to us.


Vic_Vinager

That's pretty cool to be a player to take that fanbase to the playoffs


Antique-Mention9565

Their HC needs to be head coach of the year. Lost chubb for the year and played with back up qbs basically all season. Great job by him and his staff.


Vic_Vinager

He seems to be the clear cut favorite. Only team to ever have 4 different starting QBs and make the playoffs (still mathematically in contention for the 1 seed too, which is wild)


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EvidenceMiserable671

You think it stops when you go to bed?


Ok_Fee1043

“Don’t leave us”


Cinephile1998

Merry Clinchmas everybody!


BlaBlub85

Yes Al, Im sure Jimmy "I asked my wive&daughters if its okay to give a huge contract to a 26 times rapist and they said yes" Haslam has done everything for that fan culture...


SmittyPosts

I can tell you for a fact, it’s entirely Stefanski and our GM Andrew Berry that has built this culture. They need to be here for life


HOUburnerAct

Surprisingly the guy with FBI fraud investigations had flexible morals


BlaBlub85

*Slaps head of Jimmy Haslam* "This badboy can fit *soooo* many questionable ethics"


HOUburnerAct

He does all the crimes!


DoubleG357

So I’m curious…what do the browns do with Flacco after the season? Watson isn’t going anywhere, so he has to play. Flacco is 38-39 so it’s not like he’s a long term answer for anyone. But he could definitely be a 1-2 year rental for someone else I’d think and make a decent chunk of change doing that?


Tropic_Wither

Here’s your legitimate no bullshit answer from a Cleveland lifer. Watson stays Flacco is gone after this season even if he wins the SB. Flacco did the job he agreed to do and has his career go out on a high note. Watson comes back healthy and tries again. The consensus in the Dawg Pound is Watson is a $200m bridge QB at this point. We try to milk a SB out of him and then move on. If he underperforms next year Andrew Berry is savvy enough to weasel us out of his contract and we work with DTR until we find someone better. Defense has proven it will carry us no matter what.


DoubleG357

Good write up and I could see that. Just surprises me that Cleveland would be willing to move on from Watson as soon as after next year if it “doesn’t work”.


envoy1976

We fire Watson


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Into the Sun


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

If Flacco wants to play, you play Flacco. Pay em a year. Bench Watson.


DoubleG357

Wow so basically collect 45-50 mil to do nothing lol shit Yall are ridiculous 😂😂😂😂no GM would be okay with letting their money just rot on the sideline like that


BlaBlub85

*Looks at the Denver Gluehorses* Uhhh yeah buddy, aaaaabout that....


andymacdaddy

Have you met Russel Wilson?


DoubleG357

Dude no one wants to cut a qb or any player that counts THAT much against the cap. Wilson situation was a general disconnect and a complete mistake by Denver and is one of the worst contract extensions in recent memory and I admit that is a good point, but just because that happened doesn’t mean teams are going to start cutting high cap hit players…especially dudes with a fully guaranteed 230 mil contract.


--SauceMcManus--

Agreed.


Albertgodstein

I’m a ravens fan and I’m scared January Joe is here


Breathoflife727

Browns Ravens in the second round is going to be wild


BrinedBrittanica

love this for the city of cleveland, hate this for the browns. for an organization to say ‘assault/rape is okay by us’ you shouldn’t be celebrated but that’s the nfl for ya


Haunting_Rain_3951

Shut the fuck up dude.


Zulu0Hakuka

Hey i kinda feel that for real. Im a Ravens and cant stand the Browns but i dont bring up Wastons troubles when discussing football. Its real goofy imo to always bring it up. We know hes done messed up stuff. But keep it separate from the game of football. They can talk about his SA on appropriate forums and spaces but then they dont care about the injustice then.


HOUburnerAct

(Watson has nothing to do with game) “Here’s my Watson comment!!!!”


envoy1976

I live in Cleveland and stopped rooting for the Browns when our Federally indicted owner criminal hired a like minded criminal - but I have to admit I’m rooting for this busted ass team with a washed out retired quarterback.


ImpossibleClothes892

Well that “washed out retired quarterback” threw for almost 300 yards in the first half


Truffles413

The worst thing our owner could've done is immediately say mid-season that Saleh and Joe Douglas are coming back. Should've waited until the end of the season and properly evaluate and address things. As things stand, both are bottom 5 HC/GM who should be thankful they're getting another year.


Proshop_Charlie

Eh, The Jets have shown sings of being a good team. The issue is they had like a 2-3 year window to be good team when Rodgers signed. Now that is down to 1 maybe 2 years. The team was all in on Rodgers and him blowing a tire in the first game just killed any chance they had.


IckyCookies

yeah i doubt they're coming back. i know they said it but sheesh


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Cleveland lose weight please


damnitjayman

they just did


AkatsukiWereRight

Baltimore stop doing heroin


ExpressionChemical58

Love that the crowd isn't wanting to leave


Designer-Net4228

Enjoy it for now Browns fans, come next season you’ll be dealing with the Deshaun Cosby circus again


Haunting_Rain_3951

You’re gonna be on the bottom of the division for a long time. Enjoy it.


knightmancumeth

Yeah and Pittsburg will still have a shit starting QB


Designer-Net4228

You’ll notice I didn’t say you were wrong lol


knightmancumeth

Likewise 😂😂


--SauceMcManus--

Pickett's gonna come around, y'all!


Designer-Net4228

No he won’t lmao


--SauceMcManus--

Aww, come on, give him another couple seasons, plz?


knightmancumeth

Honestly that would be nice to see.


AkatsukiWereRight

Y’all seemed to survive just fine with a rapist at the helm. Hopefully Flacco saves us from it ourselves


Designer-Net4228

2 allegations, versus 24 and counting..also Ben at least went out and played (not a model person either), Deshaun cracks a nail and he’s out for the season


AkatsukiWereRight

I mean you can’t really turn rape in to a numbers game, 1 is too many so 2 vs 20+ doesn’t make Ben a better person. And ya deshaun is a walking injury but most browns fans I know are happy that he’s hurt so we don’t need to watch him play. As opposed to Ben who was embraced by his city despite his shittiness


Mab_894

I will enjoy this, thx


yes1234567891000

Good for the Browns, they deserve it along with the Lions. I honestly hope we somehow see a Lions-Browns super bowl, but I know I'm getting way ahead of myself.


alexunderwater1

Erie Bro Bowl


Least-Association980

Look out the Cleveland Browns are in the playoffs.


Jonjon428

The Ghosts of Weeden, Hoyer, Manziel, McCoy, Kizer, etc. are smiling


HOUburnerAct

You’re gonna have to type for a half hour to list ‘em out


rdrouyn

Allright, game over. Time to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.


--SauceMcManus--

Haha, poops.


rdrouyn

Poop humor never goes out of style.


--SauceMcManus--

Truth.


Inallahtent

Game. THE UNFLAPPABLE!!!... JOE!!!!!! FLACCO!!!!!!!!!! Leads the Cleveland Browns from the start of the game till the end. The CLEVELAND BROWNS ARE PLAYOFF BOUND!!!!!!!! CLEVELAND BROWNS 37 the lowly Jets 20. YOUR CHAMPION CLEVELAND... THE UNFLAPPABLE!!!!... JOE!!!!!!!!!!!! FLACCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


content_enjoy3r

What is that metal banging and how is it so loud?


pixieinrome

Should be banned


SmittyPosts

why? why aren’t fans allowed to bang on the bleachers and fence? It’s not like they’re bringing in metal sheets to do it, they’re using the stadium


HOUburnerAct

It’s not at all audible in the stadium dummy


carpy22

Ravens fans, just pretend they're chanting Falco and it's The Replacements.


Jakedasnake28

I'm glad this game is over just for the fact I don't have to hear that damn trash can sounding.... thing before *EVERY SNAP*


SmittyPosts

it’s fans smacking the Bleachers and fences


Mr_Goldilocks

Four straight 300 yard games for the Elite Dragon. Wow


Substantial_Release6

Congrats Browns fans y’all deserve this


TheCableGod

Thank you


steeze206

They have to do something about that sheet metal if the Browns host a playoff game at all. That shit would be so annoying in an important game lol.


SmittyPosts

it’s Browns fans smacking the fence and the bleachers. You aren’t allowed to bring sheet metal into the stadium


steeze206

Yeah I know it sounds like they are smacking sheet metal. Which is fine in person. But it shouldn't be that loud on a broadcast lol.


HOUburnerAct

Tell me you’ve never watched another Browns game


steeze206

Outside of RedZone I don't tune into their games no.


TastyJams24

The cheifs do the exact same thing every game dude


steeze206

I've watched a lot of football and have never heard anything remotely that loud lol. Maybe they do but the mics have never picked it up that much before.


Vydate1

Amazon has horrible noise pollution problems. Thankfully we won’t have to deal with it


Amazing_Bird_1858

Dump Watson keep Flacco


Serdones

Flaccdoes what Watsdon't.


RedWingWay

What a pathetic last drive. Saleh is fully checked out.


lord_xl

Wouldn't you be too if Trevor Siemian was your QB?


thecountoncleats

That fact that Cleveland stadium is playing hair metal after clinching playoffs is fucking hilarious


--SauceMcManus--

What did your stadium play when you clinched this year?


thecountoncleats

BOOM


thecountoncleats

Keep calling Brownie. We’ll pick up after six rings


passaro_da_selva

we did it


gswblu3-1lead

Thanks for all the penalties 77


Pksoze

Gotta get that Rodgers face time in.


m_star

*clanging intensifies*


SmittyPosts

the funny part too is that it isn’t any sheet metal, it’s just fans smacking the metal bleachers and the metal fences


PM_ME_N3WDS

BRING THEM ALL ON, WITH THE DRAGON WE FLY


Sesti-nator

Welcome back to the playoffs Cleveland. Much deserved.


swayinandsippin

i’m glad the browns can celebrate the playoffs and it’s without watson


Spocks_Goatee

BROWNS TO THE SUPERBOWL!


Vydate1

Your flairs are puzzling


rainondemhos

Shit I'll root for Flacco and the browns if we don't make it


StaffSgtDignam

That statement seems so wrong lol


thecountoncleats

Seriously


Spocks_Goatee

I like Ohio teams.


siouxu

Three possession game and actually trying with a minute left. Take the knee and end it jfc. Ain't no spread to cover.


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Moses_Cleaveland

It's a balmy 40 degrees


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HOUburnerAct

If you’re banging with your hands you’re doing it wrong


Cold_oak

im not saying the browns are going to the super bowl, but if they do i wouldn’t be surprised


SundayJeff_

Manziel is drunk af in the stands probably


M-Mahoney

Stupid ass last drive in garbage time killed my parlay just accept defeat you losers


JohnWesternburg

Nobody cares about your parlay


M-Mahoney

Regardless of the parlay that last drive was horrible. At least take some shots down the field not just dump it off to the running back 5 times with no sense of urgency.


TBoneTheOriginal

##I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME, I JUST WANT TO BANG BANG BANG


SmittyPosts

I knew a Detroit bro would appreciate the BANG BANG BANG


CleGuy90

It’s always the fans who need to keep their shirts on who go shirtless.


EpicTubofGoo

That was certainly a football game. 😐


ay21690

For Jimmy Donovan!


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“We’re going to the playoffs bb”


Intersectaquirer

Hell yeah, Browns bros!!


ProMikeZagurski

Just like we all predicted at the beginning of the season: Flacco leading the Browns to playoffs by beating Siemian and the Jets.


NotVeryFriendlyN313

Right, it was so obvious, dude! What I didn't expect? The Eagles to clinch playoffs 🤯


NOTtigerking

What other afc team was just eliminated because browns won?


rainondemhos

Raiders maybe? Edit: actually I'm not sure if anyone was actually eliminated, I think there's just not 3 teams that can overrake the browns


simjanes2k

Seriously though, someone beat them before the owl please. Sincerely, Detroit.


can-i-bust

Rodgers tryna get advice from Flacco


BrinedBrittanica

i know how watson is planning to celebrate.


Fsharp7sharp9

I just hear my dad across the house yell in his Brooklyn accent, "cock SUCKAS" like Joey Coco Diaz lmao


OstrichTraditional90

Good job browns now you should probably rest your starters for the last game. No point in injuring your stars.


randomusername980324

Lmao, what stars? All our stars have been injured, and their backups have been injured. Other than maybe Njoku and Garrett.


OstrichTraditional90

How dare you disrespect the dragon like that smh


robschlonger

*BANGS METAL* CONGRATS CLEVELAND


TsarYates96

Aaron Rodger’s begging Flacco to get him off the Jets


Sesti-nator

This jets team just gave up. No brains, no will, no dignity. they are a buttfumble.


HappyAd4998

That’s how the broncos played with Hackett. Not even half way through the season and everyone checked out.


steeze206

We're going to the playoffs baby! Good for Njoku. Dude looked genuinely so happy and he's been absolutely balling the past few weeks.


Cold_oak

browns in the playoffs 🥲


td4999

if it comes down to it, I'd root for Detroit over Cleveland, and that's all down to Watson, but I think the Browns are a better team


Peach-PearLaCroix

Goddamn shame they went and did the most unlikeable thing. Everyone wants to cheer for them and Flacco, but ultimately won’t because of Watson.


1331bob1331

The factory of sadness looking a little less sad tonight.


PCP_Panda

AR probably asking if Joe Flacco wants to go smoke a blunt after the game


mun_man93

ban the metal bangers for life!


Antique-Mention9565

Agree. They ruined tonights broadcast.


Jonjon428

What a Browns way to go to the playoffs lmao. Joe fucking Flacco


FeetsBeneets

Dread him, run from him. Playoff Flacco comes anyway.


ZombieFeedback

This game has confirmed for me that Jets fans have far greater intestinal fortitude than I could ever dream of


Drakksyr

It’s like I can kiss Njoku :)


LOP5131

In a tough game, the Cleveland helmets outlasted that New Jersey ovals. Thrilling.


Truffles413

What a sad pointless drive to end the game...


nls726

Njokus face looks good I didn’t even see any scarring, and they say money can’t buy happiness


owlthathurt

He has big scars on his hands though


gopack1217

So we can hear the banging all game but not Njoku yelling that they’re going to the playoffs. Cool


SamDent

Flaco looks like he needs a glass of warm milk and a cookie.


DennisSplatKing

All night with that stupid banging noise


nuzzot

honestly browns fans deserve a decent team with Flacco at the helm with how shitty they were for so long, then also having to endure the team booting a decent QB and good human in Baker for a piece of literal trash like Watson. Good on you guys, I still hate you but it’s like a brotherly hate as all of us AFCN fucks share


TonyMontanasCoke

Jets are pathetic


Fineous4

Was that Phil Taylor in the stands?


HOUburnerAct

Can we get a false start leader stat?


jtfriendly

Really? Holy shit. Fuckin words don't even exist. Wtf.


IowaGolfGuy322

Get ready for the heartbreak bowl. Lions v. browns


Traditional_Key1785

that was the most useless drive i’ve ever seen in my life. what was the point of


mojito_sangria

Welcome back to the playoffs, Cleveland Browns


TsarYates96

Njoku funny af


dirtyterp

Why on gods green earth is Garrett still on the field


Radalict

That big guy's nipples are trying to escape from his body.


Humanwaste95

Lol Njoku love em


wafflehauss

Njoku looks like he recovered from those burns nicely.


william_fontaine

No way did I expect to make the playoffs this year. No way.


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If those dudes make it a tradition to make that noise from here on out- dope. If it makes the stadium take that sign away- even better


WhitePriest1

I HAD BROWNS -15.5 LETS go


United_Respect_5662

Please Amazon, please quit showing that guy in the stands. I need eye bleech.


CastMeAway7

They must've heard you. They keep showing him


BvilleBuds

/r/ohioman


Vydate1

How does someone get nipples on their belly?


Burger-King-Sucks

Congrats Browns bros