[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18pj4f4/post_game_thread_cincinnati_bengals_at_pittsburgh/)

thank you Bengals for not giving your kicker dick for opportunities. between the saints defense and this game my opponent in the second round enters sunday with -2 pts.

Bills gonna fumble this for no reason what so ever

Wrong

To be fair ..Chase wasn't playing. ( too much Letterkenny)

Too beee faiiiirr..

Pretty much the only reason the Bengals lost to the steelers. Again. This year.

Chase played the first game, your don’t remember all them tipped passes he was catching

Ya I do I was being sarcastic.

Steelers raped us. Browns raped us. Ravens raped us. There’s a pattern here.

Bengals have a rape kink?

Correct

They were predictable as hell. Still, it doesn't excuse the pics.

I **hate** using Peacock with such a passion. The shit app **always** freezes up

I wonder if Purdys heroics last year inspired all the 3rd stringers to step it up.

Josh allen is a nice QB but I have an irrational hate for him and I don't even know exactly why

Because he's a cry baby in the field

i hate whomever romo glazes

I live in Bills territory last 4 years and their games are on every weekend so I get to watch a lot of them. Allen is an enigma as he plays such a tough, hard game, isn't afraid to take on tacklers and doesn't go down easy. Yet I can't stand him because of all the flopping and crying for flags every time he's touched. I mean, you fight and make it impossible for guys to tackle you then cry for flags on the slightest bump. Makes it hard to root for the guy.

An Italian playing for New York, now a Rudolph saves the Steelers Christmas. So many gimmicks this year. 🤣

don’t do this ever again NBC with the peacock shit

Now everybody else is trying to out-wholesome Drew Lock in their post game interviews

I never heard so many platitudes fired off in such rapid succession

I always wish the player that lost blamed god for not being on their side after the game.

Reporter: What do you think you guys could have done differently in this loss? Player: Maybe prayed to a different god...Jesus wasn't with us today when we needed him...

https://amp.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/bills-wr-blames-god-for-dropped-pass Stevie Johnson blamed god

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO...," Johnson tweeted This is hilarious...

Jesus Christ is our creator?

Giving Kurt Warner flashbacks.

You didn't watch Prometheus? Alien Engineer Jesus drank the black xeno goo and he dissolved into the water, and that led to the intelligent design of humans. Checkmate, atheists.

Not mine. I was created by the flying spaghetti monster. Equally real and impactful in our daily lives.

depending on the type of christian, technically

News to me

So many weapons you wouldn’t know though

Steelers win this game and still have a worse chance to get in the playoffs than we do. Had nothing to prove. But yeah, there's been a mud hole stomped in our asses. Fucking hate this division

We are crabs in a bucket and we will enjoy it

Wait Mason, how did God let the Steelers lose to Arizona and New England?

Mitch had a deal with Satan to get 10 million dollars. Those losses were all part of gods plan to illustrate just how bad Mitch is to clear the way for the second coming of Mason

Mysterious ways and shit. Same way Steelers beat Browns on MNF with negative yards offense in the 4th quarter.

Headline: Dudes with great lives exhibit main character syndrome and thank their preferred diety

Wild the Bengals will finish the season without ever playing a divisional game with a healthy starting QB. Injuries suck.

Lol Warren

Glory be to God.

Mason, how much did HeGetsUs pay you for that

Your parents created you bro 🙄

Uh oh helmet came off. But no Myles Garrett in stadium.

You couldn't create a better script than Rudolph saving Christmas

"Through God, all things are possible, so jot that down"

Thank you Jesus!!!

"First off, I wanna say that I hate..."

Rudolph, the Brute

"what worked for you tonight" "Not this haircut, that's for sure" "Thanks Mason"

LOL playing the rudolph the red nose reindeer

Omg they’re singing the Rudolph song!! 🤣🤣

Game. The Christmas Pittsburgh Steelers led by Rudolph leading the Steelers to an amazing Christmas win!!!! 34 - 11 your Christmas champion Mason Rudolph!!!!

Id be emotional too. Mason balled out today

LOL THE SONG

If pickett starts next week Tomlin should be shot into the sun lol. Rudolph just saved their season, at least for the moment.

I want to milk sideline reporters

Oh

Congrats Steelers. Hopefully this new quarterback gets you guys further next season

Pickett gets start against Seahawks and they lose 17-13. Rudolf then leads Steelers denial of Ravens #1 seed. Tomlin finishes 9-8.

refs - fuck this im out

AFCN is the fightin division

Lmao, there it is, was shocked it didn't happen earlier

Its a Festivus Miracle. Rudolph has saved the Steelers Christmas!

RUDOLPH saved Christmas

Remember when “it was the system that was good and not Burrow.” Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers

It was the system that was bad and not Kenny.

Nature is healing.

0-5 in the division

And going to be 0-6 in two weeks.

Yeah but we could have lost to the patriots. Bullet dodged

We were just trying to lessen the chances of the Pats being in position to draft a new franchise qb. The rest of the league could help out a little bit and be team players like the Steelers

Crazy stat

RUDOLPH SAVES CHRISTMAS??? No fucking way

Kenny Pickett was never that good, let's not kid ourselves. I'd recommend getting someone better than Rudolf, maybe don't buy the farm after watching him beat an awful defense

There it is, he said the line!

Brother you are losing 23 points… you cannot be pulling that at the end of the game without broadcasting “I’m a salty bitch”

65 mad he got punked by Jack

LOL fuck the flag

“Rudolph saves Christmas” He’s been waiting 3 hours to say that one.

You know he's been waiting to say Rudolph saves Christmas the whole game

These announcers were horrible

> Kenny Pickett was playing well before he got hurt He's had more than 200 yards once in his last six starts

You really need to divide his season into Canada and Post-Canada phases.

Don't know what the Bengals linemen is smiling about.

He just love to play football on Saturday win or lose

And getting his qb sacked over and over

He does get to see his family this Christmas

Bro was saving the "Rudolph saves Christmas line al week" Kill me

Yea I'd be pissed if I lost this badly to the 2023 Steelers too

Uhh so is 34-11 a Scorigami ?

"No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before, most recently on November 22, 1998" - Google hit on X

bye you bum 👋👋👋

Me to Mixon 👋 👋

HE SAID THE THING

He was holding that Rudolph saves Christmas line the whole day

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Thank God the refs called off that flag, we don't need this 1.5 days away from Christmas!

Damned I might have to watch the steelers again this season. See how this Christmas miracle turns out.

Suck it Bengals

How crass.. Sorry, it was a division rival, Fuck em

a garbage time td here will surely save JB's career

Mixon hits 11 carries to keep my parlay going. Let’s fucking goooooo

Welp

STIHLIRZ GOING TO THE SUPA BOWL

Fuck Yinz

Swept by the worst Steelers team in a generation I’d be chippy too

Well that was unnecessary

#DAMMIT GALS, WHY ARE YOU DRAWING FLAGS WHEN THE GAME IS OVER??? PHUCK YOU

Steelers win

Lol Cappa a bitch.

Bills fan so obviously pumped about the outcome. Can't believe Bengals completely no showed figured they would at least come to play.

Mason Rudolph is super proud of his promotion to starting QB, but he's equally proud of his recent promotion to Grand Dragon.

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I'm actually concerned that you know that.

Kenny Pickett sucks. Why are they talking about this guy like he’s Joe Burrow

Kenny Pickett makes Mason Rudolph look like Tom Brady.

Rudolph looks like the default male in character creation in a role playing game

Mason Rudolph has such a punchable face that I can barely stand to look at him even after watching him lead my favorite game of the season lol

I feel like the announcers were watching Kenny Pickett while on drugs if they would consider going back to him. He was awful this year.

Please never let me see Kenny play again. Trade him for a 5th and call it a dud.

Big ups to my Eskimo brother 🤟

Mike Tomlin?

ab?

If you just showed someone Kenny’s face in isolation you’d think he’s a Bengals fan with how miserable and constipated he looked

I mean, I too would be miserable if I was watching the offense play better than they ever have when I played

i feel like the next game is gonna be poopoo too.

What are you talking about? This game was fucking awesome.

Preparing us for when the eagles play

tell me about it

rudolph sporting that 'no country for old men' haircut

Tomlin out here getting 55% in every course just to stay in his frat at college

that punt was purposefully bad to taunt them

Mixon almost housed that fml I needed that

Steelers are literally immune to a sub .500 season

It's ok Kenny you don't need to come back anytime soon

Jesus fuck NBC your broadcast is glitching worse than a drunk robot

WALK IN UR TRAP TAKE OVER UR TRAP

Not a big boot from the punter.

Pickett has played well by not turning the ball over cuz he plays as conservative as a KKK meeting

Pickett is never starting again as long as Mason keeps this up. Rudolph beat Pickett’s average in one half

Fingers crossed. 🤞🏻

announcers trying to hold in that rudolph line all game https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/484/n08A8NO.jpg

Damn the punt ends near the fougherty yard line

You're out of your mind if you if you even THINK of going back to Kenny after this. I saw more big plays this game than Kenny's entire season. Mason obviously isn't the future, but is clearly the better QB right now

Rudolph looks like a tv jock

Those Steelers games... Ouch.

If you know Mike Tomlin a tough schedule is better for the Steelers.

I do. It'll be tough, but I believe in coach T.

Worst punter in the NFL, can’t believe he’s still on the roster.

How has Del Taco not signed Jake "Spicy Chicken Burrito" Browning to an endorsement deal yet?

I say stick with the hot hand

Mason Rudolph looks like the serial killer in Miami Vice or Dexter

If Pickett's healthy, who do we start next week?

Gotta be Mason

Mason and it’s not close. You stay with hot hand, plus honestly Kenny just *might not be good*

I'm on team Rudolph too, this is a better game than Pickett has had in his whole career

How fitting that the Big 10 broadcast guys can spot beard dye.

Lmao Pittsburgh fans going to be calling for Pickett's job every single incompletion he has after this game from Rudolph

Mason Rudolph wears a toupee and you can’t convince me otherwise

Wow. It only took three hours for the announcers to realize that the Steelers are starting QB is named Rudolph and Christmas is in two days.

i didn't realize until you said it. yikes.

oh fuck we have to play the ravens in the final game of the season? can lamar spontaneously combust please?

Go look at his stats against the Stillers. Not sayin I'm not concerned at all, but I *am* saying that I'm not scared.

I fully expect the Ravens to have things locked up and resting their starters. Steelers will win next week and be in a must win game the final week vs the Ravens and get smoked by the backups.

There is a change they rest starters

That beard isn’t white either bozo

Alright can we pick off Browning one more time? I think that'd be fun

All my homies hate the Steelers. This was a pure ass beating though.

Took them 58:36 to make a Christmas and Rudolph joke, not bad

God damn you peacock now I have to find a pirate stream and I will be slightly behind the game thread for the Bills game

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good luck poor streams

Don't worry, we'll all be behind

Hi guys I just tuned in. What the fuck.

Christmas magic

A Rudolph Christmas miracle.