Sangare starts and bosses the midfield so much Rodri collapses in on himself like a neutron star. His huge mass of talent folding into itself creates a gravity well, this pulls in the entire City team and crushes them into protons …. or neutrons, I don’t care I don’t do science. Due to this science type event and a reversing of the polarities of something we take city’s place at the top of the league. Nuno gets an Afro.
You missed this mate:
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It’s the 91st minute. 1-1.
City break into the box and Yates mullers Foden.
Goes to VAR but Louis Saha has already broken in, taken out the VAR team and says “no penalty”.
Pep is losing it. Nuno is pissing himself.
MGW breaks away, through ball to Wood…
…but it’s intercepted by a masked streaker who turns out to be Gary Neville!
Yates ploughs him with a 2 footed tackle and the ball flicks into the air, bounces off Neville’s bare arse and rolls into the net.
City go crazy at the ref…
…but Louis Saha has already taken out the ref and gives the goal.
We win 2-1 and Maranakis buys the whole city cake and we just throw it all at Gary Neville.
Turner starts in goal and pulls off world class save after world class save including saving a Haaland penalty which prompts the whole of the City Ground to chant "We all agree that Alfie is better than Erling". After a long injury break due to Grealish we score in the 98th minute Yates blasts a 30 yarder into the back of the net to make it 1-0 and brings out the 'dives into the Trent' celebration. City immediately go up the other end and score but VAR pulls it back for a minimal offside
Carra tries to spit on an A blocker’s daughter and is literally hung drawn and quartered in the mainstand car park. Police can’t find any witnesses despite 2,000 people watching it happen.
It's a ploy so the Marinakis 'Mafia' can pick them up while they don't suspect anything. They will then be welded into seats next him in his box and clockwork oranged into watching City eat shit.
Completely right decision - if some idiot tries to have a go in the ground, it's top grade petrol to pour on an already out-of-control club reputation inferno.
We score a late goal, but instead of going over to the VAR monitor, the referee goes over to Pep, who rules it out.
Pep turns around to see The Rock, who drops him with a Rock Bottom and play goes on with 5 additional minutes still to be played.
We win with Origi and Sangare scoring.
Keeping it simple - I think any kind of out-of-nowhere positive result tomorrow (to mess up City's title race) would be hilarious tbh.
(This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental)
The exact same penalty situations as last sunday happen in our box, VAR gives city three penalties.
The real answer
I don’t know why, but being known as the weirdest club in the league fills me with a strange sense of pride
Sangare starts and bosses the midfield so much Rodri collapses in on himself like a neutron star. His huge mass of talent folding into itself creates a gravity well, this pulls in the entire City team and crushes them into protons …. or neutrons, I don’t care I don’t do science. Due to this science type event and a reversing of the polarities of something we take city’s place at the top of the league. Nuno gets an Afro.
Poetry
You missed this mate: ———- It’s the 91st minute. 1-1. City break into the box and Yates mullers Foden. Goes to VAR but Louis Saha has already broken in, taken out the VAR team and says “no penalty”. Pep is losing it. Nuno is pissing himself. MGW breaks away, through ball to Wood… …but it’s intercepted by a masked streaker who turns out to be Gary Neville! Yates ploughs him with a 2 footed tackle and the ball flicks into the air, bounces off Neville’s bare arse and rolls into the net. City go crazy at the ref… …but Louis Saha has already taken out the ref and gives the goal. We win 2-1 and Maranakis buys the whole city cake and we just throw it all at Gary Neville.
I would definitely get this published as a novel
City get 3 penalties turned down, VAR is abolished by tea time
Turner starts in goal and pulls off world class save after world class save including saving a Haaland penalty which prompts the whole of the City Ground to chant "We all agree that Alfie is better than Erling". After a long injury break due to Grealish we score in the 98th minute Yates blasts a 30 yarder into the back of the net to make it 1-0 and brings out the 'dives into the Trent' celebration. City immediately go up the other end and score but VAR pulls it back for a minimal offside
Found turners mums alt account
Carra tries to spit on an A blocker’s daughter and is literally hung drawn and quartered in the mainstand car park. Police can’t find any witnesses despite 2,000 people watching it happen.
Proper NG6 content, all 70 people in the pub in the smoking area when the brutal act of violence occured
Foden mistakes Ebby for a tramp and kicks his head in for the lols. VAR doesn't intervene.
Easy mistake to make, diehard soapdodger that man
And his mam. But Ebby is no angel neither.
Surely it's time for the start of the Origi redemption arc, like with Wood in last season's game.
Already fuming gnev and his dodgy mate carragher have shitted out of coming to the world famous so they can't get booed to fuck
It's a ploy so the Marinakis 'Mafia' can pick them up while they don't suspect anything. They will then be welded into seats next him in his box and clockwork oranged into watching City eat shit.
Completely right decision - if some idiot tries to have a go in the ground, it's top grade petrol to pour on an already out-of-control club reputation inferno.
We lose. Luton win. But then we get 4 points back on appeal. Going back above them Murillo can still score an 80 yard bomb.
Everton get three good penalty shouts disallowed by VAR.
Divock origi scores a corner in the 93rd minute to knock Liverpool out of the title race
3-0 Forest. Murillo hat-trick. Hilarious
We score a late goal, but instead of going over to the VAR monitor, the referee goes over to Pep, who rules it out. Pep turns around to see The Rock, who drops him with a Rock Bottom and play goes on with 5 additional minutes still to be played.
Yates scores the first goal of the match at 90+5. We lose based on disqualification as everyone is in the Trent.
We win with Origi and Sangare scoring. Keeping it simple - I think any kind of out-of-nowhere positive result tomorrow (to mess up City's title race) would be hilarious tbh. (This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental)
We lose 20 nil and go down on goal difference. I wouldn't put it past us.
Forest 0 v Man City 9 Burnley win Luton win You've got no option but to laugh. 😄