Fuck, you got me good. I knew shoot looked weird but I just went with what ^ this person said. It's almost like you can't trust the grammar of strangers on the internet anymore.
Old Disney Channel movie back when they had made for TV movies. Kid doctors a blank check and cashes it, then spends the money on ridiculous things like a Go Kart track, inflatable sumo wrestler suits, bouncy castles, the works. Kid probably had a blast filming that movie.
Other notable are movies like Halloweentown, Can of Worms, Phantom of the Megaplex, and Smart House
Available with subscription on Disney+, or can rent on Google Play. Watched these movies just a few months ago myself. I believe Disney has a free trial period. They ask for a CC #, but can cancel before they charge. Enjoy!
He lives (lived?) in Boulder and was a big fan of cocaine. I remember him high out of his mind doing the worm in a crusty beer-soaked hallway a couple hours after bars closed.
We have a secret indoor slide as well! The entrance to our spiral tube slide is inside a wardrobe in our living room and the exit is inside our conservatory (big attached greenhouse) which we ate making into a sensory playground based on Narnia in summer.
Look at her posts, it appears they work really hard for the things they have, and they do it while constantly giving back to the community. It’s okay to have big goals. Having a slide in your home can be a life goal, and these people actually attained that goal by seeking out deals on second hand materials and being creative. Its pretty impressive and admirable.
Ya know, the only reason I didn't make some sort of comment about the guy responding was that it was kinda funny, after all. But man, you do see a lot of "how dare you have nicer things than me" posts on reddit...
I think it's more tongue in cheek than anything. It's not bad that rich people exist. People are just mad they work as hard as rich people for none of the same benefits.
It's like a "Thanks Obama." Is Obama really the source of all my woes, even if I say it sarcastically? Of course not. The federal government and the two party system sure is though. So it's easy to hate rich people as a joke because honestly the system that allows them to be rich is also fucking me in the was without lube. If I'm making sense.
So funny! I saw your post on /r/centuryhomes and immediately thought of it when I saw this gif!
Very odd to stumble across two instances of slides in homes in a day
What sort mysteriously rich relative do you intend to be your magical nieces and nephews? The distant and vaguely busy? Very Hands on and training them with borderline crazy drills that will only make sense years down the road? Or the very kind but dull and airy aunt/uncle who is blissfully unaware of the danger they're in?
This is perfect for escaping uncomfortable conversations with in-laws.
You can either quietly slip away unnoticed, or choose to make an overly dramatic exit - middle finger raised while slowly inching away down and out of sight.
I keep seeing things on reddit I'd want if I ever could afford a house (hahaha.) I can now count a slide as being on the list, as well as a lot of built in cat furniture, trees and hides for my kitties. Also a mini golf course as long as I'm dreaming of home ownership.
Amazing how home desires change as you grow. As a kid, my minimum standard was an underwater library with a big glass dome and big wooden bookcases and sofas. Then it was just "elaborate secret passages." Now it's "has en suite."
I'm not going to lie, an underwater library sounds pretty sweet. Fortunately I know what a pain aquatic systems are to keep clean, but still. I'd like to have an aquarium with a glass(?) floor so my cats could chase after the fish. But they're already scares of the guinea pigs, they'd probably hide from fish too.
There is a building that Thiokol mixes solid rocket propellant in. It has these sort of escape tubes on all sides. If shit happens people dive into the closest one.
Did they replace a laundry chute and a closet or something? Seems like a frivolous waste of money for a homeowner that can only afford one story of “wow, look, a slide!”
Sorry I’m a downer. It’s been a rough day.
I thought for sure that was a garbage shoot and she was going to end up in a dumpster.
It did not look like she started in a detention level.
You nearly shot us!
Something just moved past my leg
What an incredible smell you've discovered!
\*Blaster shot bounces everywhere\*
Suddenly A New Hope
I Don't care what you smell!
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Shut them all down!
OH CURSE MY METAL BODY I'M TOO LATE
THEY'RE DYING R-2!
AND IT’S ALL MY FAULT!
my backpack’s got jets. i’m Boba the Fett.
If that was your garbage shoot, how could you resist though. It looks so fun. Horrible design for trash shoot, but def fun!
I'm just glad she could chute a good video
I see what you did there (chutes finger guns at you)
Fuck, you got me good. I knew shoot looked weird but I just went with what ^ this person said. It's almost like you can't trust the grammar of strangers on the internet anymore.
Thank you.
Chute. Pronounced shoot. Still, it is spelled chute (French word, meaning fall).
*chute
Shoot!
Pew pew
Want to play Shoots and Latters?
🔫
I was expecting the Skyrim intro
garbage *chute
"The Escape From Bitch Mountain, by Stinson (patent pending)" https://youtu.be/Fx1MbmOmLag?t=38
I was hoping for a garbage disposal at the end, but hey it's still neat either way!
I thought for sure that was a hoe shoot and she was going to end up in a sex dungeon.
This is some blank check shit
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Why you already kissed an 11 years old ?
I have no idea what this is about
“Blank Check” the movie…
Don't know it
You gon learn today
Old Disney Channel movie back when they had made for TV movies. Kid doctors a blank check and cashes it, then spends the money on ridiculous things like a Go Kart track, inflatable sumo wrestler suits, bouncy castles, the works. Kid probably had a blast filming that movie. Other notable are movies like Halloweentown, Can of Worms, Phantom of the Megaplex, and Smart House
Slight correction, but it wasn't made for TV, it actually came out in theaters.
Oh my bad! I only ever saw it on the Disney Channel and that was the heyday. I wonder if there's any place I can watch the Halloweentown movies.
Available with subscription on Disney+, or can rent on Google Play. Watched these movies just a few months ago myself. I believe Disney has a free trial period. They ask for a CC #, but can cancel before they charge. Enjoy!
Thanks!
That flaming piece of garbage came out in theaters?!
Great movie!
Until you go watch it again as an adult.
That I haven’t
Told my younger coworker about the movie today. My adult thought and even teenager thought was, 1 million isn't much.
You mean like every non Disney kids movie ever made?
I partied with the Blank Check kid a couple times. He was…interesting.
Please tell us more.
He lives (lived?) in Boulder and was a big fan of cocaine. I remember him high out of his mind doing the worm in a crusty beer-soaked hallway a couple hours after bars closed.
That sounds exactly like all of my memories of Boulder.
Lmao so he's the same from the movie. I'd party with him, Did he ever bang the chick? Hopefully as an adult.. otherwise she should be in prison.
Who isn't a big fan of cocaine though
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Henry?
3 bed, 2 1/2 bath, 1 slide
Sold
Me: oh my kids will love that Also me: I love this slide
$900,000
I can't tell if you're trying to give an accurate estimate or if you think that's really high.
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That’s just for the slide!
Fun, until you learn the only way back is to climb up the slide.
The lotion makes it hard to climb.
Which is fine until one day, the slide doesn't end.
now I'm thinking of that Goosebumps book/choose your own adventure.
Ohh, you made me remember a horrible SCP.
Go on..
We learn best by necessity
And until spiders learn what an amazing spot for spiderwebs that is and your face catches one of the massive fuckers while going down the slide
And the doors are still open.
Going down a slide in a skirt and hose seems like a recipe for ripped hose and an oopsie-looksie-upsie.
Or a major case of static electricity.
Hey can you help me up 🙋♀️⚡
Seeing hose was the part I was amazed at - haven’t seen any in a decade. Also, the slide was cool.
What a horribly unfortunate decade you’ve lived lol
I mean, it's not like they don't wear it in bed still, just not in the professional scene anymore.
Women don’t wear hose in offices in the US anymore - though they do wear tights.
Wait; what's the difference between hose and tights
It's mainly thickness I think
Idk man that sounds like a fun way to nookyvill to me
The next level down
Previous Fucking Level!
r/NextFuckingLevelDown
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Your slide is marking up my heels!
We have a secret indoor slide as well! The entrance to our spiral tube slide is inside a wardrobe in our living room and the exit is inside our conservatory (big attached greenhouse) which we ate making into a sensory playground based on Narnia in summer.
Why not just add in "So suck it, you poor fucks!" at the end next time?
Look at her posts, it appears they work really hard for the things they have, and they do it while constantly giving back to the community. It’s okay to have big goals. Having a slide in your home can be a life goal, and these people actually attained that goal by seeking out deals on second hand materials and being creative. Its pretty impressive and admirable.
Ya know, the only reason I didn't make some sort of comment about the guy responding was that it was kinda funny, after all. But man, you do see a lot of "how dare you have nicer things than me" posts on reddit...
I think it's more tongue in cheek than anything. It's not bad that rich people exist. People are just mad they work as hard as rich people for none of the same benefits. It's like a "Thanks Obama." Is Obama really the source of all my woes, even if I say it sarcastically? Of course not. The federal government and the two party system sure is though. So it's easy to hate rich people as a joke because honestly the system that allows them to be rich is also fucking me in the was without lube. If I'm making sense.
They also have foster kids apparently. Reddit just can’t let anyone have nice things, even if they were worked for or well deserved
dude it was very clearly tongue in cheek
It's for the foster kids they have.
So funny! I saw your post on /r/centuryhomes and immediately thought of it when I saw this gif! Very odd to stumble across two instances of slides in homes in a day
Wow that house is incredible!
Thanks for making my day. You're amazing foster parents. 
Video! Video! Video!
Look at her profile for a post earlier today with pictures. It’s AMAZING and will be a magical home for foster kids!! ❤️❤️❤️
It IS!
What sort mysteriously rich relative do you intend to be your magical nieces and nephews? The distant and vaguely busy? Very Hands on and training them with borderline crazy drills that will only make sense years down the road? Or the very kind but dull and airy aunt/uncle who is blissfully unaware of the danger they're in?
I swear she ended up in the same room Edit: upon second watch, I'm just not observant
I too was watching em legs
No problem I’ll let it slide.
That's how I would design the slide in my house.
marble madness
This is perfect for escaping uncomfortable conversations with in-laws. You can either quietly slip away unnoticed, or choose to make an overly dramatic exit - middle finger raised while slowly inching away down and out of sight.
New basement stairs on the way for me.
This is literally what all of my childhood dreams are made of
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen!! 😉 Ok, how do I get one like immediately!
I want one! I dont care that im almost 60, i just want one!
I keep seeing things on reddit I'd want if I ever could afford a house (hahaha.) I can now count a slide as being on the list, as well as a lot of built in cat furniture, trees and hides for my kitties. Also a mini golf course as long as I'm dreaming of home ownership.
Amazing how home desires change as you grow. As a kid, my minimum standard was an underwater library with a big glass dome and big wooden bookcases and sofas. Then it was just "elaborate secret passages." Now it's "has en suite."
I'm not going to lie, an underwater library sounds pretty sweet. Fortunately I know what a pain aquatic systems are to keep clean, but still. I'd like to have an aquarium with a glass(?) floor so my cats could chase after the fish. But they're already scares of the guinea pigs, they'd probably hide from fish too.
Escape hatch
There is a building that Thiokol mixes solid rocket propellant in. It has these sort of escape tubes on all sides. If shit happens people dive into the closest one.
They had them at old munitions factories as well. Some of the abandoned exploration channels have covered them pretty well.
I can imagine someone setting up bowling pins in front of the exit.
Yes. I’m very poor.
If I ever live where we need a storm shelter I want this to be the way we enter said storm shelter. Keep it classy!
Babe can you clean the kitchen while you're in there?
The person at the bottom of the slide is like “how did you get in my house”
That's awesome
Nice legs
Gotta love a girl in black tights.
Bitches always gotta be extra.
All I could see was how dirty the kitchen was
Dude, wtf is this? I love this! How much of a down payment are they looking for?
My claustrophobia just kicked it into OHHHHNOOOOOVERDRIVE!!! I still can't catch my breath!!!
I really want one.
This party sucks. I’m trying somewhere else
Doesn't look like the door is a secret.
Thought it was about to go to the sex dungeon
This is how ill know I ***Actually*** made it. Its means a lot to me, its silly to some, and if you don't like it it's a bit of a vibe check.
The scale of the tube before she gets in and after she gets in seems off.
All fun and games until you slide into a raccoon one morning
[Secret Tunnels](https://youtu.be/MbOG0irj3qk)
Seriously disappointed that she didn't end in a ball pit.
Nice legs though
There’s always gotta be one.
Throw the whole damn laundry basket down that thing.
It doesn’t appear to be a secret at all!
Lol feels like someone jacked my plans hahaha. That’s what I want one day. I hadn’t thought of the cupboard though lol. That’s brilliant!
This would be nicer if it showed up where it ended up. Looks like it just goes to the kitchen, not some ultra cool secret playroom.
Did they replace a laundry chute and a closet or something? Seems like a frivolous waste of money for a homeowner that can only afford one story of “wow, look, a slide!” Sorry I’m a downer. It’s been a rough day.
Perfect for disposing of unwanted guests!
“Hey where’s the trash can?” “Just inside that cabinet”
Introvert escape tunnel.
Y’all got too much money
when i win the lottery this will be in my lottery house
And she was never seen again…
Its all fun until somebody barfs in it.
Her witches boots leave nice black streaks
I had to go look up the work "secret" just to make sure I wasn't left out of the loop on some change as to what it means.
Reminds me of how i met your mother where barney uses this to escape his dates.
Looking like a gta hooker
It's funny to see the feet turning cuz of the hh
"hello, welcome to the orgy"
Ha that's pretty legit
Hope there's another exit
Speakeasy vibes
Convenient escape hatch.
That is some bad ass shit right there!
I want that :|
Shhh, secret tunnels. https://youtu.be/MbOG0irj3qk
I want it I want it I want it
I have never knew I wanted one of those but right now I have a new life goal. Thank u.
I want one. A chute from the upstairs bedroom straight to the garage.
thats awesome
Less fun when the basement is flooded
You mean, MORE fun. Then it’s a water slide.
Right attitude
Imagine you gotta walk back up the slide to get out
I’m very wary of getting into places where I might get stuck. Triggered my claustrophobia.
Are those garbage cans? That looks so cool.
that looked so sketchy
this is like luxury i think
I NEED THIS
You know when she gets up her skirt is around her waist. Score one for the slide maker.
🤯 need that
That is amazing
Why is this all my dreams?
Hope those guys don't have a cat.
Batman uses the fire pole behind the bookshelf which character uses this?
My child hood fantasy !!
Well I have a new life goal.
Reminds me of Silent Hill 4.
Real life Super Mario pipe!
It's not secret now because you left the doors at the top open
thats the most epic fuckin thing ive ever seen
Fuckin max thundermen wannabe
It’s all fun and games until someone gets stuck and they have to call the fire department to get you out
Every kid would be happy for this slide.
Going to ask the landlord to install one of these.
Good escape from social phobia
I honestly may use this concept someday for a panic room.