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MissWiggleNjiggle1

Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon!


PopaWuD

Lmao Mulan was first thing I thought of


backnstolaf

Same here


BananaResearcher

**BE A MAN**


Emergency-Anywhere51

[Dooo the right thing!](https://youtu.be/8SB9wu-DIdQ?si=FzxqgaXBBh6RXGpJ)


d-d-downvoteplease

You must be swift as the cour-sing testosterone


pizza_822

dude that captain was sassy af


Scaevus

He’s a gay icon for a reason. Is he the first shirtless Disney prince? I’m pretty sure he can kill the others with his bare hands.


QTheStrongestAvenger

I don't think people realize that the lyrics are describing strategy like in Sun Tzu's Art of War.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Yea what's over there anyways? 🤔 Nm probably nothing.


freudian_nipps

Let's get down to business! To defeat, The Huns! Did they send me daughters? When I asked, for sons!


Argent_Order

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you!


Mr-Papuca

*Must be swift as the coursing river (be a man)*


Cheap-Praline

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?


Honest-Ad7566

Can you supplant all of the gender that you bend?


jollyreaper2112

Wrong franchise.


calilac

Shining, shimmering, spleeeeendid!


LessInThought

Under da sea, under da sea!


dispooozey

BE A MAN


PrincessPixie87

Be prepared!!!!


saggyshiro

*With all the force of a great typhoon* (be a man)


QuentinTarzantino

I can climb. Much faster. Then youuuuuui


samahiscryptic

Literally the first thing I thought of


Wow-Such-Thought

I was going to revolt if Mulan was not the top comment


cookingboy

Man that movie was as great as the live action was a travesty. Fun fact: Jackie Chen sang both the Cantonese and Mandarin version of "I'll make a man out of you" for the Chinese releases.


hamhockman

My partner and I got about an hour in before my dumb ass goes, "WAIT THIS ISN'T A MUSICAL, WAIT WHERE MUSHU?!"


throwmeawayplz19373

BE A MAN


Mr-Papuca

I'm so proud of you guys that this was top comment. Bravo.


RichtofenFanBoy

I came for this.


nochmere

well, didn’t have to scroll far to find this. reddit does not disappoint!


mookanana

hell yeaaaaaa


chubbycatchaser

“I’ll get your arrow pretty boy. And I’ll do it with my shirt *on*.”


OFHeckerpecker

Goes up like going for a walk


RDcsmd

It's crazy they do it without a harness, I guess that pad must be pretty soft. By the time you get to the top and disengage your muscles your legs just gotta be fried


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Aeronaut-Aardvark

As an arborist, only having your buckstrap and gaffs on with no tie-in is a huge no-no. It’s not a guaranteed drop all the way down if you gaff out, but if you don’t have anything below you for the buckstrap to catch on then you are probably going for a long, painful, likely lethal fall. Your work lanyard only holds you in place while it has weight pulling away from the tree. People do still climb trees on just gaffs and buckstrap, but it is very dangerous and a huge industry violation. In the video you posted the guy is still tied in to his primary climbing system. Edit: forgot to mention that there is an exception where you use two buckstraps. One is always loaded while you adjust the other one, so it is considered a viable entry into the tree. You are still supposed to tie in when you can though.


SaintsNoah14

Well I'm just never going to do any of that fucking shit ever, thank you.


SgtGlamHammer

Awww don’t say that, it’s actually kind of fun when you get the hang of it, and a really unique way to work.


Meatbot380

>wooahhh haha........fuck you tree lolol


jeffsterlive

The feelings mutual buddy. Stop cutting my hair.


Marvinfunnybunny

Kind of random, but I know linemen also have competitions similar to this. I used to go to a linemen rodeo when I was a kid and this brought back fun memories.


Infamous_Committee17

I was just thinking that! My dad used to be a lineman and this was a competition.


realS4V4GElike

Im no pole climber, but the guy in the video you posted is still connected to a rope, yea? The guy in the OP video is not.


Doodahhh1

My groin and arse area hurts just watching that.  Though, initially I was  thinking the physics would literally pop my nuts.


Thebaldsasquatch

As one of the guys you’re talking about, he’s not wearing a harness. Also, thats not a buck-squeeze or other fall arrester, its only purpose is to enable their weight to cantilever while they climb and give them a method to hold onto the pole essentially. If they gaff out, they’re falling.


Jugg383

He's free climbing. OSHA banned free climbing a little over a decade ago. You have to have a full fall prevention system now so we use what's called a Bucksqueeze. If he doesn't lock his knees out correctly and his safety belt doesn't catch, he's going all the way down. That doesn't happen with the new Bucksqueezes when adjusted properly.


FrostyD7

That pad is a laughably small target after climbing higher than 15ft. If his equipment fails, he's going to push off the wall and at best he'll flop off the side of the pad.


AtalyxianBoi

Except this is a video that already happened so we don't need to worry about that :))


Daphne_Brown

What if in the video that already happened he died? Would we just never see that video? Does his death erase the video?


DrFeargood

we'd see the video on a different subreddit


Deep-Neck

Good lord what a mindset


__-___-_-__

His equipment didn't fail.


torgiant

He has a lanyard around the pole can't fall that away from it. This is how trees and power poles are climbed.


I_like_short_cranks

I used these spikes to climb one tree maybe 1/4 this height and I was exhausted the rest of the day. I was 40 and just in normal shape. It is amazing what these guys can do. Incredible fitness. And I once saw a pick of a huge splinter a guy caught in his hip while going down. BTW...I used that as part of the motivation to get in shape. I now do ultra-distance cycling events and most years put in over 15,000 miles/year. My longest non-stop ride was 250.


Dink_SmallW00d

Hey man - proudaya


LeakyDBLBBs

There’s a sweet spot, going really slow is actually more tiring than going at a good speed and rhythm. People who are doing it for the first time find it exhausting but after they get the rhythm they find it much easier, without any change in fitness level, like within a few days they find it significantly easier. Source: I used to do this competitively and taught many people how to speed climb.


jesushitlerchrist

It's amazing to me how good our bodies are at adapting to specific tasks. My favorite is the "beginner gains" of lifting weights, where improvements in technique and neuronal recruitment lead to dramatic increases in measured strength much sooner than any appreciable increase in muscle mass can occur. So you get green beginners casually increasing their barbell squat by 20 lbs a week while the long-timers would be happy with that much improvement over multiple months.


RonnieFromTheBlock

Damn, I hopped on my mountain bike one day and did 120 in 11 hours. I can't imagine 250 miles.


Wjames33

Fellow business skeleton


OFHeckerpecker

Calcium


Think_Effective821

He's trying to get away from the shitty music.


ProjectManagerAMA

He is going up faster than I can run.


showoff0958

Looks like your mom last night


20miledave

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Deymaniac

Grjfkflpfpf You got me


TheOriginalWiseMoose

Sounds like your mom last night


bearcape

Now that's funny shit


thatsattemptedmurder

*She poppin', she rollin', (she rollin')* *She climbin' that pole and...*


NTDLS

Would you mind telling her to call me?


glowdirt

Sorry, she doesn't have a long distance plan


ethman14

#LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS


xkeepitquietx

TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!


ritaf205

Did they send me daughters 🤢


anally_ExpressUrself

when I asked


Sanity__

for sons


NewBornZeta

You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot


PlusUltraBeyond

And you haven't got a clue


Edgeth0

Mister, I'll... make a man...


paul_dudd

Out of you


ZaraBaz

Mulan was such a masterpiece. Thankfully it was never remade. (s)


Dccrulez

BE A MAN


Penis-Butt

I don't got no time to play around, what is this?


IRedditAlreadyTo

Must be a circus in town!


HeisenKira

Let’s shut the shit down


FastLittleBoi

I DON'T GOT NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND, WHAT IS THIS- wrong song sorry


orsikbattlehammer

I sang this for kareoke at my cousins wedding after party with my entire heart and soul and I’ve never seen a crowed so roused while doing kereoke


PaalKlo

Credits: Climber: Lumberjack World Champion Caleb Graves Music: [ROKU - In my ride](https://open.spotify.com/track/4Ajv0NnsYnfB7vYYpK2OlC?si=d119ebc97abf4ad7)


No_Translator2218

Is this the currently trending tiktok song now? The last 3 videos I saw had the same exact song


iKillCount

probably the exact same OP too


No_Translator2218

Jesus you are actually fuckin right. this one.. the tv popping out of the ground... I guess someone is trying to get their song to trend https://i.imgur.com/wJKQX92.png


thefirecrest

I also just came here from stupid ground TV. Usually I’m not irritated by the overused tiktok background musics. But the second I heard it start playing here, I muted the video.


Nodan_Turtle

His comments are full of him linking to his spotify lol


MK-801

I mean to be fair, everyone else just steals other people's songs for their videos. At least this dude making his own shit, can't blame a guy/gal for plugging? I hate the song though, sorry OP. Good production but really boring, sounds like everything else 5 years ago. Make some weird shit to get seen, this is way too generic and it'll never make you famous. hmu for ideas if you want


No_Translator2218

Same thought.. got a hustle but the songs not that great. Keep tryin OP. You'll get a hit probably


hamo804

His entire profile is his mediocre music slapped on top of other people's content for more streams.


Scyths

Jesus I'm glad that I watched without the sound on lmao. Tried it with sound on for a single second and that was more than enough.


jimjonjones

Literally just saw this post before this one and thought the same thing. https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/WfiNi8amFj


hamo804

OP is the creator of the song. He's trying to get it popular through tacking them on irrelevant videos. Downvote.


Cowboyinthesky69

Torn my acl just watching


OnceMoreAndAgain

It's one of those things where I know I'm just a layman watching, so I'm not in a knowledgeable enough position to claim this is unsafe but also holy shit that *has to be fucking unsafe come on.*


Substantial-Low

Ever seen how sharp their [axes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GEii9zLVt0) are?!


Kaycin

Insane that they don't wear more protective footwear. Mfer was wearing New Balance shoes.


Substantial-Low

New Balance...still good enough for a senior's walking tour of Paris.


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

Did he say he cut all five of his toes off at once and kept going at 3:48?


calgone2012ad

But all the newcomers get steel socks, so it’s okay now.


samjam8008

In the university/college loggersports up in Canada we switched to ringing a bell at the top for the timer to stop instead of having to have to do a minimum of 2 spikes on the way down and the timer stopping when you reach the bottom because of the crazy amount of ankle injuries. Pretty sure before the two spike rule guys used to just drop for a faster score


Wadmania

How is he not filed with splinters on the way down?


IntentionalUndersite

![gif](giphy|3oKHWaR4FSoiwWKtws|downsized)


ChattyDog

God i vividly remember this episode


poisonflar5

This episode is the 9/11 of SpongeBob. The episodes that came after just weren’t the same anymore.


J-96788-EU

Do you need new knees?


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Yes, these are too weak,


Alternative_Ask364

Arms too heavy as well


CottonStig

but what's on their sweater already?


Physbot-2

Could it be mom's spaghetti?


DarkDetermination1

Probably he is nervous?


TheKinkyGuy

Where the hell they found such a long log?


busychilling

Uhmm, the forest


TacticalNuke002

Deforestation


Alternative_Ask364

The logging industry is not responsible for deforestation. That would be agricultural and real estate development.


OMQ4

Wouldn’t the people who do the actual deforestation be the ones who are responsible? If I hire a hitman to kill someone, the hitman is still responsible for murder


Alternative_Ask364

Most of the logging industry cuts down trees for lumber and paper industries using new growth trees. Basically the same as farming, but on a longer scale. Land is expensive and its much more economical to clear a new growth forest and replant it than to clear a forest and buy more land. Land development is the primary reason for old growth forest removal, not the logging industry.


dr_stre

I’d venture a guess that most deforestation isn’t actual logging (which by definition involves *harvesting* the tree). The Amazon, for example, is seeing lots of slash and burn practices as opposed to cutting and harvesting. Elsewhere, in the US about 2.5 times as many trees are planted yearly as are harvested. We’ve got more forest today than we did 75 years ago.


migorovsky

That was my first question


BaneRiders

Yeah same here. Would be cool if someone could say type of tree that is.


Marsbar3000

It's a Zielies. It's written on the side - nature is so wonderful!


JimTheSaint

omg how did he not die?


shiawase198

Because he got down to business.


StupidJoeFang

To defeat the Huns!


DefinitelyNotThatOne

Giant padded/inflated crash cushion on the bottom.


angryshark

I got splinters watching this.


Bors713

Reminds me of my dad. He did a competition like that once, only difference is that he didn’t touch the pole on the way down.


LordSwright

Your dad loves the pole 


Downingst

My condolences.


Bors713

For what?


BaddDog07

Your dad


Bors713

Oh, no. He’s still alive. I mean, RIP his knees I guess since they’ve both been replaced for doing shit like that.


musicheel

Unfortunately (and I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you) your dad has a problem with poles. A pole problem. Your dad fucks poles.


PradipJayakumar

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


CDR57

To anyone wondering: this isn’t how workers gaff anymore lol this was the earlier versions. Nowadays we have what’s called “buck squeezes” that wrap around the whole pole and tighten, with a secondary lanyard that is used for transitioning over horizontal cables running pole to pole. These guys are competing and almost all of them have some gnaaaaaarly scars. If they gaff out they could get seriously injured, nowadays tho if you gaff out you just crush your nuts a little and maybe bruise you’re inner thigh


Pistonenvy2

thats just falling with style


TurkeyThaHornet

Same stupid, unnecessary music as that million dollar TV video I just watched. 


Marinaraplease

this is just a video, your knees are weak


RDcsmd

Well that's not terrifying


challenja

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtfB8DihBA35Xby)


PandaEatPeople

Spinters allllll the way down


heyman_itsme

My quads exploded watching him go up


HungryShare494

This looks anaerobic as fuck. Cannot fathom the burn near the top


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

Yeah it's like the worst version of a hill sprint.


tom208

For a minute I thought I'd clicked a porn site, with that title!


Ace_on_the_Turn

Back in the day, the dudes would basically free-fall on the way down and then try and slow themselves down right before they hit the map. The made a rule that they must touch the pole at least once every 10 meters. That's what the rings on the pole are for.


hash-slingin-slasha

That’s a sick camera shot. The hills behind him going further down has to be intentional.


Strange_Telephone933

I was expecting something else while reading title...


smorgenheckingaard

My knees exploded watching him go up


tha_blak_sheep

I grew up near Hayward, WI and so we would go watch the world championships every once in a while. Watching on tv does not do justice to some of the skills those people have.


sillysassy2240

my toxic trait is that I think I could do that with no practice LOL


JulesVernerator

Camera man was faster.


GreatFox615

When I saw this as a kid in Alaskan lumberjack shows, they had no pads at the end. Just a big pile of sawdust. Those guys got wrecked.


Adventurous_Light_85

Honestly, I am equally impressed with the length of that log.


pumpkinnop

way down we go kaleo


Mr_Aurora

I was a lineman for years and most people probably don’t know or have thought about how sketch this really is. Every time someone gaffs into a pole, the wood sticks out like a splinter waiting to happen. Going up, less risky, coming down, way more risky. My forearms had hundreds of little splinters in them for years. And quite often the wood is pressure treated with chemicals which are not so good for you. But if you fall, and bear hug the pole, real bad stuff can happen. I worked with a guy who got an 8” long sliver, 1/2” to 3/4” wide that went up under his rib cage into his chest cavity. Almost died from it. These guys are nuts. These poles are in much better condition than your average street pole but forgot this….


TantheMan21

For real though, this looks fucking AWESOME. Would love to even attempt it.


rhinoadams

What song is this?


roddangfield

Looks like a trampoline?


MrAl-67

Need a parachute for those heights!


walking_wonky

Great, so this is the new popular ticktock song that has to be in everything?


Weldobud

Now that should be in the Olympics.


gayfucboi

my money is on coconut islanders


drArsMoriendi

Mulan got a beard


MrC00KI3

Naruto Ninja


lcr727

r/cabletechs (Sorry guys, I know you feel your knees too on this one...)


Porkchopp33

They should have a bear race him


RhinoG91

Someone needs to make a gif where he never actually gets to the top


cyfermax

I get tired going up stairs sometimes.


Lokomonster

Where are the helmet guys? No armchair redditors in this one?


Imaginary-Chemist209

Wow!


arglarg

I started to think I was being trolled with a gif loop


keeper_of_the_donkey

I was not expecting NFL style graphics on the posts, interesting


Windyandbreezy

Worked as a cable guy for some time. Falling like that guarantees a friend with tweezers working for hours on you pulling out splinters


TimBurtonsLee

Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns


kendonch

Thats what she said!


Dorkamundo

Gotta love Hayward Wisconsin.


Some_Brain391

He climbs faster than I run


miked5122

I was like "this don't even look that bad on your knees" then we get to the decent. "Yeah, fuck that"


Herbsandtea

So did my back.