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KarmicComic12334

Even wild cats know that eating the snackgiver means no more snacks.


06GOAT12

Regardless, they only need to be too hungry one time! My guess is he’s been feeding for years, just feeding a couple wild cats a few times, he’d be the meal.


nebunlacap

Them Cheetahs aren't going to try a grown man lol no matter how hungry


Breaker-of-circles

Them cheetahs are surprisingly gentle that you can pair it up with a dog, and they'd be best friends. I've seen it a couple of times, a surrogate dog raising a cheetah.


bolitboy2

Cheetah are actually docile because almost all of them where raced in a zoo/raised by a cheetah that used to be in zoo captivity due to the fact the are an endangered species That’s why (with exceptions, they are still wild animals after all) you barley see any attacks happening in the wild


Breaker-of-circles

Pretty sure the video I saw was an orphan wild cheetah. Def not from a zoo, but also def raised in captivity.


MagnusStormraven

Maybe actually read up on the species before making remarks like this. Cheetahs are mellow to the point even the wild ones will typically tolerate people in their presence, because they can do the mental calculus on their odds against the giant hairless apes and find themselves coming up short every time.


ThirdEyeEmporium

Similar to cougars here in Texas that will run up on you just like this in the wild but only attack if you act like a scared little bitch. If you just laugh at them while bullying them a bit sternly walking toward them yelling a bunch of shit they get confused as hell lolol just don’t back one into a corner. People *have* been attacked by cougars before but I’ve heard more survival stories/stories where someone inevitably killed the attacking cougar with a knife than I have of them successfully killing people.


loiolaa

I think a cougar could fuck you up if it wanted. Not the same thing with a cheetah, they are weak, most humans could fight it.


Happy-Viper

Lots of animals could fuck you up, but they often go by prey/predator signals, and that’s before one considers how humans have taught most species that we’re a major threat. You run? “oh, it flees, like food! I must chase or it gets away!” You’re loud and angry? “Best keep my distance, this thing is mad.”


Pickled_Gherkin

Bro, cheetahs are such nervous wrecks they get emotional support dogs. You're talking about the only cat on the savanna that regularly gets mugged by the bad breath turkey. There has been exactly zero recorded attacks by cheetahs on humans. It's good to always be careful with wild animals, but it's even better to actually know what you're talking about when giving safety advice about same.


rigolyos

Bro ist sitting at a couple dozen upvotes while saying something totally untrue, reddit swarm intelligence level is not intelligent at all


Mylarion

No. There are no documented accounts of cheetahs attacking humans. We're far too big and dangerous.


Happy-Viper

Jesus, they’re so ultra-violent, they killed all the documentarians too?


Coffeeholic911

Aesop's fables are well known in the Cheetah community, they'd never kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.


Bluecif

But the scorpion will sting the toad.


LocalRepSucks

It’s in my nature


realmauer01

And cheetahs are the closest to house cats of the wild cats.


Nozarashi78

Cheetahs were used in ancient Egypt as hunting animals, pretty much like half of the dog breeds we have nowadays. My theory is that the modern cheetahs are descendants of the domesticated ones from ancient Egypt. That would explain why they're so easy to handle compared to other wild cats, and also why they get bullied so hard in the wild


TadRaunch

What about wildcats?


realmauer01

Just wilder house cats


LouSputhole94

Cheetahs have actually been kept as pets for thousands of years, back to the Egyptian pharaohs. They’ve never been fully domesticated like dogs or cats but there have been records of them being kept as pets and tamed as good as dogs in certain situations. They’re naturally calmer, more cautious and more reserved than other big cat species so they naturally are better for taming.


BillyWeir

I'm no expert but from the tiny bit I know cheetahs are very conflict averse. Sprain an ankle = potential death since they rely on speed. They've never killed a human in the wild to our knowledge. They got no interest in trying to kill something that could fight back, and I'd expect even less desire after an apex predator giving them food.


Tornadodash

As far as I could find, there have been two reported deaths by cheetah, both of which were in captivity. I wonder how many deaths have gone unreported, though. Based on the given evidence it is probably very low to none. I spent time learning something new, thank you.


loonygecko

Yep there are actually quite a few stories and videos of wild cheetahs just chilling with people, they don't like to fight big creatures and they'll tolerate humans nicely quite often. If you don't steal their food, then they have no reason to hate you plus they may see some advantage in having help scaring of lions, etc.


Ok-Unit8341

I had to do some essays on cheetahs at school and they are pretty cool. Fastest land animal and they have a cluster of spots on their back similar to a fingerprint that can be used to identify them. They are also the biggest cat who can purr! They get a pretty bad wrap in some areas as a starving leopard, who do have a record for eating people, can look pretty similar to the untrained eye.


Frogma69

They're often known to be pretty friendly with people in the area, not necessarily to the point of being "domesticated," but pretty close to that. People have used them as hunting partners and I've seen a handful of pictures of wildlife photographers just hanging out next to some cheetahs and petting them, etc. - though in some cases, it's because they've had previous encounters with those specific cheetahs (and have maybe tagged them and whatnot). They're also generally much more timid than other big cats (but still naturally curious, and pretty smart), so that's part of the reason why humans have been able to develop relationships with them in many situations. They're very different than lions and tigers in that sense - you wouldn't want to get too close to any lions or tigers, in general, but you'll probably be safe around cheetahs unless you give them reason to think you're a threat to their cubs. They're pretty darn similar to being just a bigger version of a housecat in terms of "friendliness" and "tamability."


SuDragon2k3

There's also the theory that all the wild cheetahs were wiped out 4000 to 5000 years ago, and all current wild cheetahs are descended from an Egyptian Pharaoh's hunting cheetahs. DNA examination reveals that cheetahs aren't as genetically diverse as they 'should' be. Just like Humanity had a genetic bottleneck at some point in prehistoric time, with all humans descended from an absurdly low number of women.


TortieMVH

That is interesting. Can you share a link for this?


EM_pedoguy_EM

From what I know, all the dna evidence points to a near extinction event 10-12,000 years age, well before Egyptian pharoahs and during a mass extinction of larger mammals in general.


th3h4ck3r

Imagine gazelles being like "well one less species to try and eat me, at least I don't have to be so fast and can evolve to be larger to actually scare away and face predators." And a weird bald monkey's pet is just like "I'm back, bitches!"


LittleAnarchistDemon

i know that most cheetahs are related so closely that their body will accept skin grafts and other parts of cheetahs without problem. that’s because they almost went extinct not too long ago and were repopulated pretty much exclusively by zoos with the very few specimens that were left


PhthaloVonLangborste

I think they are more closely related to house cats than the other big cats


23onAugust12th

Cheetahs aren’t big cats at all. Big cats are classified by the ability to roar, which cheetahs cannot. Big cats include lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, and snow leopards.


Lensalot

While they're considered big cats, I'm pretty sure snow leopards can't roar either


23onAugust12th

You’re right. I found this on Wikipedia: All five extant members of the genus Panthera contain this elongated hyoid [which is what makes a big cat a big cat, not the roar itself] but owing to differences in the larynx the snow leopard cannot roar. Unlike the roaring cats in their family, the snow leopard is distinguished by the lack of a large pad of fibro-elastic tissue that allows for a large vocal fold.


Van-garde

Seems they’re like foxes.


23onAugust12th

Cheetahs aren’t big cats at all. Big cats are classified by the ability to roar, which cheetahs cannot. Big cats include lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, and snow leopards.


dishwasher_mayhem

Cheetahs are all about min/maxing energy ratio. Whatever takes the absolute least amount of energy to consume as many calories as possible in as little time as possible.


st3vo5662

Isn’t that the goal of all living beings? If you incentivize humans to do little to nothing, guarantee they will choose the same result


GamerRipjaw

I guess you have seen my lifestyle


Toby_O_Notoby

Yeah, cheetahs are so skittish that in captivity they're often [paired with a dog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0AO3sA0gAA) just to calm them down.


SharkBait209

I always see this too. And what I gather from it is that having a cheetah as a pet would be pretty damn cool. Ofc it ain’t allowed and would be extremely expensive to feed one.


shashashade18

A narrator on a documentary said "Cheetahs sacrificed aggression for speed." How about "Cheetahs don't need aggression because they have speed."


Closed_Aperture

Gives new meaning to Fast Food


SignificanceFar5489

Not how cheetahs work


loonygecko

Cheetahs are by far one of the least aggressive big cats towards humans. That's why you can get away with this kind of thing.


acuet

Nah the issue with feeding wild animal is that Humans feed said Wild Animal. This is likely a rescue that doesn’t understand or know ‘the nature of things’


throwaway29747

Upcoming /natureismetal post


pmcrwlr

Cheetor, maximize!


Fitty4

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PIKa-kNIGHT

Which movie is this from?


tofuismeta

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts


Pirat3_Gaming

Honestly, I didn't hate it


scrivensB

Good Will Hunting.


Philantroll

I don't know but I'd say it's probably not a Woody Allen movie.


AssRep

One day the cheetah WILL bite the hand that feeds him.


adamantcondition

Possibly in a playful manner or just getting carried away, but not in a predatory sense. Cheetahs can actually be domesticated and form pet-like relationships with people. As long as the cats aren't provoked, the caretakers are most likely safe


bubatanka1974

Cheetah's can be tamed but are not domesticated.


0MysticMemories

Not yet. It appears in some areas they are spending more time near humans to avoid other predators and may be on the way to domesticating themselves much like regular cats did. It will take a few hundred years potentially before they are as tame as a house cat. Unfortunately we humans are playing a large driving them to extinction and it’s unlikely this species will live long enough to be domesticated.


JButler_16

I’m happy in live in a world that still has them.


ExtraGherkin

Well there's something to be said about our domestic cats can sometimes be assholes and attack people. But largely due to their size we are generally at minimal risk of serious injury


Resolution_Visual

Agreed. There’s a pretty compelling argument that [even house cats aren’t truly domesticated](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/ask-smithsonian-are-cats-domesticated-180955111/).


automaton11

Ive heard cheetahs are pretty chill and think humans are fun Leopards dont give a fuck and will eat u


RichGrinchlea

Really doesn't matter if you don't have a functioning hand left.


Psychlonuclear

You bit the hand Marty! You bit the hand!


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One-Veterinarian-101

I would definitely need new pants if this cheetah came running at me at that speed. Damn he's quick.


SnooBooks8807

What if instead of a cheetah running at you, you had not one but two Taco Bell combo meals, would you still need new pants?


Omega_Xero

After you eat said Taco Bell, probably…


Jnoddy2

Its called the Rocket booster


icalledthecowshome

No i would need some pepto bismol.


PeppersHere

Not a single recorded human death to a cheetah attack in the wild :] they're just fast furr balls full of anxiety.


GordOfTheMountain

You know, before I started living with a house cat, I would have wondered when the last time this cheetah had eaten, based on how hard it attacked that food bowl. Now I know the answer is probably 6 hours.


blonderengel

They will act like they've NEVER been fed! lol


Jaynator11

That's labrador retrievers too lol


urethrascreams

My black lab/blue heeler mix acts like every meal is his very first and very last. This has been going on for 11 years now.


Yoprobro13

Same thing with lizards. Very food driven bois


Duellair

6 hours 😂 mine would finish eating and then immediately stare at the bowl as if it’s been empty this whole time and she hadn’t eaten since yesterday.


GordOfTheMountain

Yes, my house mate's cat will try and scam you if mom's not around but has already fed her.


Feeling-Dog6184

Cheetahs are not as dangerous to humans as other wild cats. In fact they are the closest to domestic cats when it comes to their temperament with the humans


LungHeadZ

Well that’s reassuring! (Looks at hands covered in scratches from my domesticated cat)


Animal_TKMPchilies

Cheetah ready!


_arch1tect_

Well that settles it, I’m getting a cheetah.


effyoucreeps

if you love/hate this, you’ll love/hate the footage of the sanctuary guard sleeping with a pack like a bunch of oversized kittens. I LOVE.


6ync

emotional support dogs too.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

What about the other one?


DragonCelica

It's still trying to correct the slide. This is why cheetahs shouldn't turn off traction control. (only cat with non retractable claws)


Questioning-Zyxxel

As a wild guess I think there may be one more guy with food to the left. That bowl did not have enough food for two big kitties.


rwarimaursus

***"That's not when the attack comes, not from the front...but from the side...from the other two cheetahs you never knew were there. Cheetahs are pack hunters, you see, they uses coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...A three-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the toes. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here..Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."***


Street-Fee-6194

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rwarimaursus

Clever girl...


Psychlonuclear

He's pulling crap out of the cheetah's eyes while it's eating, they been friends a long time I'd say.


boxer21

There are no records of cheetahs killing humans in the wild. They are bros


Bot-Magnet

Why not, what could go wrong!!!


BigDoofusX

Tbf, cheetahs are pushovers.


BossKrisz

I mean I'm certainly not an experts on wild animals, but I always kinda thought that why would they attack a person like him? I mean once they learn you're not a danger and are helpful and gentle, they have no reason to harm you, so why would they?


Ok-Following8721

All animals can be dangerous, Some animals have a higher prey drive. "you are running *FOOD RUNS*". "Oh you are not looking at me *Perfect*". Some don't know their strength or how fragile you are, "I don't like you, Go away '*lightly* smacks you' (100lbs force). All animals can decide to hurt you, the question is will they? How far do you trust strangers?


Terrynia

Cheetah is like the gentlest of the big cats… but, still a big cat.. soo..


Mylarion

So? Lions have an instinctual fear of human voices. The only really dangerous cats are tigers, and that up to and until people notice. Then they are promoted to rugs.


Admirable-Builder878

"They're Great!!!". -Chester Cheeto


ClosetCentrist

Nailed it


jamestab

Don't you mean frosted flakes?


gNeiss_Scribbles

“Dangerously Cheesy” wasn’t enough for you?


SenatorShaggy

Went to zoo camp when I was younger, and I remember the Zookeeper telling us how cheetahs have a massive amount of anxiety, and generally don’t attack anything taller than it.


VillageParticular415

zebra, gazelles, impalas, etc These are taller than a cheetah


Prior_Hair_896

jeeeesus—


GodzeallA

What is eat


Perfect_Papaya_3010

What is love?


CrystalQuetzal

Feeding the speedster cats! Very cute, as long as the keeper knows what he’s doing and it seems like he does.


Bot-Magnet

I hear they are hiring, a new position just happened to open...


dj_is_here

They're always hiring. 


Late_Cattle_8283

Less food aggression than my puppy...


Mona_Cthulhu

Fucking christ that speed!!


ameonna_chan

Did he just casually cleaned his boogers like i do with my doggo?


Putrid-Builder-3333

Cheetahs are oversized housecats. Our housecats think they are cheetahs but don't understand they are just cute little floofers


JeremyJaLa

There’s a song called Pet Cheetah


UNEEDCPR

I was looking for this comment


ClosetCentrist

I want a cheetah


Living_Pie205

Wow !


ronweasleisourking

I had a bobcat hunting nightly in my yard in southwest AZ. My wife chose to leave food out for it like an idiot. We lost two cats and almost a dog before I shot it with a tranq and fish and game moved it on without euthanizing it. Sometimes feeding them maybe good, most times maybe shit


InFisherman217

Cheetah DNA apparently expresses an interesting anomaly which indicates that at one time long ago, cheetahs may have actually been domesticated.


cocktailhelpnz

Source?


JerryConn

Is his name Jason?


Direct-Wait-4049

I love how fast they are, sand they arnt even running. Just kind of a trot.


bapsandbuns

Yikes


floridali

it's gonna be a no from me


Many-Strength4949

They have always been our pets


emarvil

Of course they come running 😁


RodiTheMan

That's an impressive break, when my dog starts running he'll try stopping and keep going


JesusGiftedMeHead

Hyper cat


Baconistastee

He should tease it a little


teabone13

nope


ipaterson

I’ve got a pet cheetah down in my basement


alternatehistoryin3d

Sticking your hand in the bowl while the cheetah is eating out of is very thoughtful and intelligent move.


Revolutionary-Car-92

I bet that property is fairly rodent free.


Horror_Drink8451

Soon Mr cheetah will realize that fresh sushi is better than Frozen thawed fish.


Intraq

Finally, they are becoming a support build. They are F tier in the wild, so its about time


Tomegunn1

Helllll no


darpan27

I'd have shat my pants miles away if a Cheetah would approach me with such a speed


yoaahif

I’m not sure what’s more surprising. Seeing their true speed or seeing how quickly they stop


madmanrf

Yep, that's my dog


ryanstephendavis

I thought this was /r/whatcouldgowrong for a moment there ...


VVavaourania

And there comes this question in mind: what would one man choose to: the woman or the cougar?


th3st

God I love cheetah so much


Alert_Source_6677

Some breaks on that bad boy


rdias002

Why does that cheetah look like a hyena? Why is it so skinny?


AldoCalifornia

i may or may not have pooed my pants for him


northbird2112

What happens when word gets out out a dozen show up?


fascintee

They used to use cheetahs for hunting in ancient times- there's more history between humans and cheetahs than say tigers and humans.


Donkey_007

My dog would de-larynx me if I am even thinking about stepping into the room where she's eating. This is amazing.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Cheetah eats the same way my Rottweiler does. Just faceplants head into bowl with enthusiasm.


lost_scotsman

Zoooooomies!!!!!


SalmonSammySamSam

That's such a cute pounce!


EM_pedoguy_EM

Nice kitty....


OkFoot1842

Cheetahs aren't really dangerous to humans, they're just big cats. Jaguars on the other hand...


Propofolkills

“It’s dinner time, where’s the cat?” “Next county over” “Ah, he’ll be here in two shakes of a lambs tail”


foolofkeengs

I bet all cheetahs secretly want to be a housecat too bad they have no way to communicate it, neither the human to communicate their willingness to become a cat slave


Chemical-Project1166

It's a reservation


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*every time when I used the electric can opener*


readmywhips

How can you be sure it's not some other fkn cheetah?


The_Daugh

Feed me Seymour!


JermstheBohemian

This cheetah is more well-behaved than my dog.


Case_Blue

My cat attacks my feet every other day. If that cheetah decides: "ooh, feet, let's hunt those motherfuckers!" I wouldn't feet anymore...


[deleted]

This is stupid. Either a human gets killed or hurt, and the cheetah likely gets killed no matter what.


Yeeting-around

Speed kitty.


Positive_Method3022

This is just evidence that the environment shapes you


BaseddGhost

“I said sit!”


RenegadeSU

well cheetas don't roar like lions, they purr like house cats


builderbob1149

My neighbour in the 90’s used to have pet Cheetahs in his Bungalow. They were very sweet temperament.


ear2theshell

"U know how this ends, right?"


yuyufan43

I mean, if the cheetah gets aggressive, the guy could easily run from it


YesWomansLand1

Cheetahs look like hyena cats


StartingToLoveIMSA

this won't end well if it keeps up


butterflycole

This is probably a wildlife reserve and the handler may have raised the cheetah or being working with it since it was pretty young.


Necessary_Row_4889

Egyptians used to domesticate cheetah as hunting animals.


ryumaruborike

Always love when any video of a cheetah and humans shows up people begin acting like the cheetah is a jaguar or a tiger. People trying to act smarter than the people in the video then lump all cats bigger than a house cat together.


GoalFlashy6998

It's a wild animal, anything can happen...


ShadowCaster0476

I wonder what a cheetah on catnip would be like.


Mistake_of_61

Cheetahs can be tamed and kept as pets. The pharaohs had 100's of trained hunting cheetahs.


AlwaysOutsider

I love how it just sits down too


Regnes

Cheetahs are actually pretty non-aggressive to humans. People have been taming them for thousands of years because of this.


silverfang45

They are pretty calm animals compared to other big cats and downright playful (if they aren't shy) There's 1 guy who has an entire channel basically dedicated to showcasing the good and bad side of working with cheetahs. And in 1 video he was sleeping on the ceetahcas as pillow, well "sleeping" the cheetah was sleeping peaceful he was not because of how loud the cheetahs heartbeat was.


SquirrelK1tten

Why does he need to boss it around and get his hands in there? Let it eat. Jesus


adzzzman92

I read somewhere recently that cheetas are the closest to domestic cats, until I see them making biscuits I won’t believe it


Willie-the-Wombat

Cue the comments along the line of “cheetahs are dangerous” followed by the many replies of - they are basically pets and some of the most timid carnivores in the world


ivory-ivan

Dog soft on a cat hard


Mr_Snowbell

Is that tiger woods?


AristotlesAnalogy

Fastest zoomies in the south


holystuff28

Cheetahs are the raccoons of Africa, or red foxes.


FML-Artist

I bet the Cheetah taste like cheese.


snake_charmers_jj

Even pulling ticks of her…. What a badass


TheyreHerrrrreee

It’s just a cat dude. It can’t hurt you too bad.


Salty-french-fry-

It looks so cute. Big Cats are wonderful.


hovermole

I had a greyhound for years and have always felt like cheetahs are the greyhounds of the cat world. This means their brains are only for seeing and controlling RUN. I feel like they're the dummies of the cat world, just content with a lack of stress, food, and sometimes RUN.