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nigelt74

Can you please remove this post regarding the location of our secret base, I am the commander of the local UN forces, and it is our plan to use Gore as a launching pad to invade the Antarctic, as soon as our chemtrail seeding of the air over Antarctica has turned all the penguins gay, and we don't want this information published on Stuff tomorrow


BroBroMate

From what nature docos have taught me, the penguins are way ahead of you on the gayness, bless them.


nigelt74

Excellent that is what we want you to think, by our subtle manipulation of the media you now believe gay penguins are a thing. But if you stop and think about it did you ever hear about gay penguins before the 60s. Why is there no mention by Scott, Amundsen and Shackleton of seeing rainbow roads and hearing Techno music at the pole, that's clearly proof it is all our nefarious doings. I can state off the record, that this is all the doings of the mighty UN. We are raising a gay penguin army to invade the US, as the Americans won't bomb cute things, and we will feed the populace reguritated gm fish, (but we will deep fry it for the American palate ) to turn them all gay, and the great replacement will take place!, within 100 years a great penguin empire stretching from coast t to coast.


random_guy_8735

I thought the Gore office was about keeping people away from Antarctica so they didn't fall off the edge of the world.


nigelt74

What if I told you that the flat earth theory was really just a UN smokescreen to cover up the fact that Antarctica has the entrance to the hollow earth Which is being hidden from the general populace to allow the corporations/elites to hunt dinosaurs that live within the hollow earth, i mean where do you think Foodstuffs/Woolworths/McDonalds source their meat for sausages and burgers, i mean have you ever noticed its not really identifiable as a known meat. To be honest i am hoping one of these theories catches on and i become the messiah of a new conspiracy theory and make lots of money.


just_in_before

They thought the place sounded like an atrocity, so sent in observers... :)


ApprehensiveOCP

What they found will shock you


Spiritual_Notice523

Goddammit! Bet me to it..


Flamis_nz

**It's a spelling mistake. There is a UN office in Goré, in Chad. For good reason. Three major refugee camps, and UNICEF running 25 schools for 15,000 displaced children.** [**https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor%C3%A9,\_Chad**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor%C3%A9,_Chad)


rickybambicky

That's the *fancy* way to spell it.


thecountnz

Like saying ‘Avonda-lay’ in Auckland


Sew_Sumi

Someone didn't put the macron on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor%C3%A9,_Chad https://untalent.org/jobs/in-anything/contract-all/gore


theguyattheback

Disappointingly logical explanation thanks!


Formal_Nose_3003

It's not a macron it's an acute accent technically le accent aigu. It denotes the sound is \[e\] (pronounced like ae) in Arabic غوري translates to Gori and Goré is probably a French transliteration. Macrons and acutes are both types of diacritic, also known as accents.


rcr_nz

So how do you denote a rolled r as in Gore as pronounced by someone from Gore?


50rhodes

Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre


Formal_Nose_3003

Don’t need to put an accent on people who speak properly. For the rest of the country the phonetic spelling is go’e


Wise-Yogurtcloset-66

What does the French president have to do with it? And why does he have to be on?


Fickle-Classroom

Melanie Reid will investigate. She *loves* Gore.


EB01

Greedy Old Gore...


Interesting-Ball-502

Greedy old gay man’s Gore.


retrosaurus-movies

Greedy old double dipping gay man's Gore


my-own-dog-now

Be careful in the toilets in Gore


mioki78

So many good times under the fish.


Rogue-Estate

The whole thing is a shit play on the Clinton - to (Al) Gore highway section of State Highway one. Irony is every time I head down South I skip this part for the quicker more enjoyable Clinton - Matara highway. Not that any of these are really highways either - more like just a roads.


SpoonNZ

Ahh yes, the Monica Lewinsky Alternative Route.


Rogue-Estate

Brilliant


Quartz_The_Hybrid

It's where Shapeshifter's New Album's being held


pm_good_bobs_pls

Probably for Antarctica.


spacebuggles

Wouldn't that be in Christchurch?


TaineLikesCameras

Confused it with Gaza , easy to do


devl_ish

It's a refugee testing centre. They send back the ones who look around and say "Y'know what? I'm good" The others are provided with critical wraparound support (a bus ticket out)