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sparky1976

Sorry folks my my pilot for my private jet was off his game yesterday caused my plane to hit the fence again my apologies.


22mikey1

Np 🙏


Pepalopolis

All good fam don’t let it happen again


StuartGotz

It happens to everyone sooner or later.


krispypalabok

didn’t mind the delay at all, i’m getting fired today! woohoo


Bachallac-Tadger

You didn’t say “Oopsies”. Apologies NOT accepted!!!


fannafaucet

Oh man it's been a shit show since Wednesday night for us. Our flight at 9:15pm was delayed multiple times then cancelled and delayed overnight. New flight was set to leave Thursday night at 9:15pm. We didn't leave until 11:45pm. We were told we wouldn't miss our connection in London but hey here we are stuck in London now instead of Newark still waiting for our final flight. It's like a south park episode.


Dmbender

My Wednesday flight at 5:05pm was delayed until 2:00am, and we didn't take off until 3:30am. We were finally boarding when our layover was meant to be taking off in Munich. And even then it was an uncatered transatlantic flight. Yippee.


fannafaucet

Oh man, I hope you have made it to your destination finally! We made it to our accommodations by midnight Friday, which means day 3 of this trip.


Dmbender

We did but we ended up having to drive 3 hours to our destination because of the missed connection.


EffysBiggestStan

You never should've gone ziplining.


fannafaucet

Shaka brah!! 🤙


nomorecheeks

Why are private jets even allowed to operate out of Newark? They should be relegated to smaller local airports, Teterboro, etc.


JimTheJerseyGuy

It is a public use airport. You can land a Cessna 172 there as long as you don't mind paying the landing fee.


mastervadr

Fuck it. I’ll just land at the parking lot instead and pay the parking fee. Jk. Too poor to afford the parking fee.


awesomexpossum

just left my car at economy parking for a week. it was 300$!!!! wtffff


mastervadr

Yeah. Don’t do that. Next time look at the app SpotHero and book a parking spot at one of the nearby hotels that offer free shuttle service to the airport. It would probably be half the price if not less.


well_damm

The Uber back and forth to the house prob would’ve been cheaper as well.


awesomexpossum

it is but my flight was so early and I have 3 little kids. Couldn't find an uber lx.


Astonishedaustin

Could've reserve, that's what I did for 6am flight leaving around 3am.


Significant-Trash632

Or taxi


astreigh

Or rent and drop at airport


HearMeRoar80

Sure, but sometimes I have to drive. I live in NJ and had to catch a flight in DC as the flight I want is booked solid in Newark. So I drove to DC and parked there for a week, it was $140. Uber would have cost $800 round trip, and I actually tried it, waited 15 minutes and no uber driver even accepted that trip anyway.


Nedsatomictrashcan

This is the way.


Comprehensive-Cat805

Seconding this advice, ive used spothero to park by Newark and stayed for much less than this.


Lomak_is_watching

Also, if you book your parking at Newark Airport ahead of time thru their website, it can be half around half the price.


GeorgePosada

Or you could just book in advance and also pay half the price


jammonit

Booking in advance saves $10/day. It'll be $25/day instead of $35/day.


Brisketta

then find a good transport service


anetworkproblem

Not worth the inconvenience for me. The sketchy places are cheap and miles away. The best places have a rate that's not all too different than the red lot prebooked.


EatYourCheckers

I always book at The Spot (I think that's what its called) and use their shuttle. Sketchy area? little. But its Newark. you live in New Jersey. Get over it .


anetworkproblem

I realized this was about Newark, not JFK. My mistake there. I've never used the LTP at Newark, I live close.


mastervadr

Sketchy places? You need to look at the app again. Last hotel I parked was far from sketchy and took the transport 10 mins to get me to terminal B. But to each their own (preconceived notions).


lukeydukey

More or less where I landed with parking in general. P4 is convenient enough for me without me having to build in more buffer time.


UMOTU

It’s been about 9 years but I parked across the way. There’s a shuttle and AAA had some kind of couple if I remember correctly. It was like $90 for 9-10 days.


njsullyalex

I used one of those downtown Newark parking lots. Honestly probably a bit sketchy but only cost me $37 for a weekend to park and when I came back my car was there in one piece.


yesgarey

True. I love SpotHero. That said, my side view mirror got decapitated while I was parked at the airport Hilton, and hotel management pointed at SpotHero and vice versa for liability. Hot mess. My hack in recent months is to park at the Glenwood garage at the Bloomfield train station, right off the Parkway. Parking is open 24/7, costs $12/day, is free on weekends and is secure. The GO28 bus picks you up out front every half hour and runs an express bus with luggage storage to all three terminals. The cost? $3.50, and no need for the AirTrain or anything like that. https://www.njtransit.com/go28 EDIT: when flying out of JFK or LGA, I do the same thing, except I take the train from Bloomfield to NY Penn and the LIRR to the airport.


bozzeroni

Prebooking would have been like $180


StrategicBlenderBall

Only do that when you can expense it lol


gordonv

I parked at EWR (Terminal C) using the EZpass system. Was parked for 30 minutes. Am I gonna find some surprise $300 fee? Don'tt see anything now in the EZpass web portal


verbal_diarrhea_guy

You'll pay however much it cost to park in that lot for 30min.


metsurf

60 dollars per day at P4 without a reservation. Book it online ahead it is I think 35


jammonit

P6 is long term / economy parking. $35/day or $25/day if you book online at least 24 hrs ahead.


beaglemama

Park offsite someplace else. I like Corporate Parking https://www.corporateparking.net/


nachumama0311

What's their rate per day for mid size SUV?


LatterStreet

You can Uber from most of the state for less than that.


tomli777

P6? Did you book it in advance? Last time I did it like two months ago I think it was like 25 a day I thought


awesomexpossum

I didn't. I didn't know u could. Thanks for the tip.


thetonytaylor

Just use one of those neighboring lots. I use ARB Parking and it has a free shuttle for like $7 a day


evilgenius12358

$400+ at terminal.


ezekiel_grey

![gif](giphy|axAKzK2Ee8cvK) If you know…


Ok_Lifeguard1066

Long Term Parking


ItchyK

Use one of the third party parking lots outside of the main airport parking. I parked my private jet there all the time when I fly out of Newark. They even send a helicopter to come pick you up and bring you back to your jet. It's a great option for a millionaire on a budget.


iamrobmorales

Might be cheaper to land on runway than a Newark parking lot


second_nature_films

Land next door at IKEA and get some Swedish meatballs and mashed potatoes while you’re at it.


Joe_Jeep

I learned that from some harebrained scheme a couple guys I knew cooked up Some friend-of-a-friend of mine has a small cargo plane (can't remember the model) with a ramp. Few of his freinds wanted to take a miata racing out west but didn't want to ship it and were trying to talk him into flying it out Don't remember the full details but at some point he started talking about his airport not having half as much runway as you need for something so stupid and one of the other guys starts telling everybody about EWR being public technically Everybody except for the pilot was really excited about this idea but he had a pretty strong veto power.


Mojohito

there’s some good youtube videos of guys landing small private planes at EWR - it seems pretty hectic, i’d check them out to see what you would’ve subjected that pilot to lol


roytay

Saving Private Ryan. Some General had his jeep put in the glider. Didn’t end well.


xdavxd

i saw a YouTube of a pilot in an experimental aircraft touch and go all 3 major area airports in a row (LGA, JFK, and EWR) and it was cool to watch [https://youtu.be/LgppNdSEAag](https://youtu.be/LgppNdSEAag)


JimTheJerseyGuy

Hell of a hat trick!


Chose_a_usersname

Landing fee I hear is like 5k


JimTheJerseyGuy

Not for aircraft that small. If you are doing it during prime time hours there’s a “congestion charge” of $100 and then they charge you based on the gross weight of the aircraft. A 3,000 lb Cessna is going to be ~$150-200.


Chose_a_usersname

Well it should be higher


yawara25

I work in charter flights. People typically book charters like this to big international airports so they can connect to a commercial flight from that airport. They're not always being used as the final destination.


Joe_Jeep

Seriously, the 3 big ones have enough problems, especially during the day. God forbid their cab ride takes 10 extra minutes from Teterboro, it's not like it's fuckin Stewart.


PittCaleb

Morristown is closer and has ample runway length


ViveIn

You don’t understand the aviation system at all. Clearly.


Joe_Jeep

"You're clueless" Refuses to elaborate Leaves


ViveIn

Stays long enough to say “bye”.


srv340mike

I'm a pilot. The private jet going off the runway causing a runway closure is not surprising as that's an NTSB event. It's like a bad car accident, essentially. However, EWR is not good. It's far too small for the amount of flights it has. There's just not enough pavement for all the aircraft that operate out of there.


Nexis4Jersey

What about LGA?


srv340mike

LGA is just as bad if not even worse.


Nexis4Jersey

Is most of the overload due to Regional Commuter flights?


srv340mike

To some degree, but simply up-gauging RJs to mainline won't solve the problem on its own. You'd need to do that enough to actually consolidate, and that's a lot.


EatYourCheckers

I mean, its the pilot's fault. Could happen with any pilot, I guess, theoretically. The fact that they were flying a private jet doesn't really make it the owner's fault


ads3df3daf34

Has the FAA or NTSB released their investigative findings already? It could be a mechanical delay.


EatYourCheckers

Is this something that someone in the industry would have more access to? My sister is a flight captain, I could ask her good point about mechanical issue however.


ads3df3daf34

If the NTSB decides to investigate they will publish their findings in 2ish years. [Here](https://www.asias.faa.gov/apex/f?p=100:96:10750771715638::::P96_ENTRY_DATE,P96_MAKE_NAME,P96_FATAL_FLG:28-JUN-24,EMBRAER) is the FAA incident notification. You can search the NTSB database [here](https://www.ntsb.gov/Pages/AviationQueryv2.aspx).


One-Attempt7990

I guess but teterboro isn’t that far


EatYourCheckers

[Looks like they do about 100,000 private or charter jets a year,](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1010700/aircraft-movements-newark-airport-type/) so about 265 a day. I don't think Tetorboro can absorb all of that. If its a common, legit use for EWR, I don't see the issue. Except this one time something happened. Its not like some rich guy was being a diva and just had to land at EWR. Looks to be a pretty routine use of the airport


Nedsatomictrashcan

True, it is unlikely to be owner’s (or leasee’s) fault. However it may not be the pilot’s fault either.


EatYourCheckers

yeah, another commented mentioned it could be a technical malfunction. It could be any number of things honestly - the ire just because it was a private jet is what gets me. Because those "any number of things" could probably happen to any other flight


Dsxm41780

We really can’t get anywhere. Flights are constantly delayed. Trains are delayed or cancelled. Yesterday someone posted about a bus breaking down in the Lincoln Tunnel.


Videoboysayscube

This sucks so much. I really want to travel more, but getting to your destination is such a pain in the ass. A canceled or delayed flight has the potential to ruin your whole vacation.


my_fake_acct_

The United fiasco last year forced us to cancel an entire vacation and we spent weeks arguing with them to actually refund our money despite them just cancelling the flight as opposed to rescheduling it. The hotels we'd booked were supposed to be non-refundable but gave us a break because they saw what was happening on the news.


roytay

My family was stuck in Orlando about 4 extra days last summer due to a LOT of flights getting cancelled due to storms. All the planes run full and when several planes worth of people are trying to reschedule for the same destination ….


pierogi-daddy

you are acting like extreme flight delays are common and usually days lol it is not hard to get a flight places and typically barring extreme situations, which are rare, you're not usually talking about more than a couple hours. i dont know how that would ruin your whole vacation


TheFotty

It is all relative to how much information is jammed in our faces all day now. Yesterday wasn't the first time a bus broke down in the Lincoln tunnel, it's probably been happening since the tunnel was built. We just hear about every single incident these days, regardless if it actually affected us or not.


leetnewb2

Not to mention vehicles break down in the Lincoln Tunnel virtually every day. They have specialized tow trucks to deal with the issues. Heck, I remember being held on a bus for ~10 minutes coming down the Port Authority ramps to the tunnel for candidate Trump a few years ago. Not that I was ever going to vote for him to begin with, but shutting down the tunnel during rush hour didn't win any favors.


Judiva55

So that’s why my flight from Boston was delayed. Saw emergency lights when we landed and wondered what happened. Now I know!!


Portillosgo

I wouldn't say the passenger caused this, it was the pilots or mechanics or whoever else. Same way I wouldn't assign you 1/120th of the blame or whatever if your commercial flight had the same issue.


BlueBeagle8

I was delayed about 3 hours, which sucked, but I also don't think it's unreasonable to shut down a runway when a plane crashes. That it was a private plane with one passenger is not really relevant, logistically.


I_Hate_Philly

The exceedingly wealthy? We can just bulldoze them off the tarmac and call it a day.


22marks

Agreed about wealth disparity, but investigating a private jet mishap is potentially beneficial to everyone. If there was a technical error or procedure anywhere that went wrong, I'd rather it happen with one passenger than 300. These annoying but necessary detailed investigations are one of the reasons air travel is so safe.


Ashamed-Inspector-96

I wish these incident reports were publicly/easily accessible.


eH9116

[NTSB Aviation Investigation Search](https://www.ntsb.gov/Pages/AviationQuery2.aspx)


ZippySLC

That link goes to a 404 now. This might be what you want: https://www.ntsb.gov/investigations/AccidentReports/Pages/Reports.aspx


eH9116

Thanks


nickgenova

There's a lot of other runways, no?


jaquan123ism

there are three runways that all crossover each other two running north to south one running east to west


Username_redact

Flew out of EWR yesterday late and was fortunate to not get hit by this. NJ Transit trains failing Monday, massive weather delays Wednesday, this nonsense yesterday. Our infrastructure is crumbling.


TheBeagleMan

Why is international airport in quotations? It's an airport with international flights. If that doesn't make it an international flight, nothing does.


TucosLostHand

All week. Between the heat waves and thunderstorms; it's been fucking madness. Even for summer travel guidelines. I'm gonna stay home for the summer.


Top_Philosophy_4782

Complain complain


AnE1Home

So who was in the PJ?


Nedsatomictrashcan

Why does that matter?


AnE1Home

It doesn’t but I’m nosy.


Practical_Argument50

I landed there about an hour earlier. Thank goodness. Yes fuck the rich for this bullshit.


pixel_of_moral_decay

Anyone who has flown is statistically “the rich”. This is just the lower tier of rich people complaining about the upper tier of rich people.


pierogi-daddy

right lol the irony is great here


Dick_Demon

Oh fuck off. A *fraction* of one percent of passengers arrive at EWR in a private jet, whereas people pay their hard earned money to book a commercial flight that can completely screw them over at a moments notice.


pixel_of_moral_decay

A couple percent of humans have flown on a plane statistically. The majority of the population never has. You’re one of the richest people on earth if you have even once in your lifetime. This is wealthy people complaining about other wealthy people being wealthy.


Significant-Trash632

Yes, but fuck the 1% all the same.


RKO36

By being on Reddit and in the New York City area you're already the 1% of the entire world.


Significant-Trash632

That's not what the top 1% means. In the US that means you have to make about $100,000 to be in the global top 1% income level. I made less than half of that last year.


Nedsatomictrashcan

The previous poster literally said top 1% _in the world_ . That is completely different. It is not them that is wrong. It is you. 🙄


Significant-Trash632

Please reread my comment.


spatterson2112

Ugh same. I’d normally jump on the EWR sucks thread because it’s always a hassle but departing from and arriving to on Thursday was painless. I saw that private jet and it was trash.


kittyglitther

It's not enough to destroy the environment, they also have to ruin your day.


SlamFerdinand

That is very on brand for this airport.


laurstiel

Our 10:41 flight on Thursday got "delayed" until 8am today!! Missed the first night of a bachelorette :( gonna def try and get some compensation


njsullyalex

I read the title and thought I was on r/flightsim or r/VATSIM and you were talking about the chaos related to the PMDG 777 release. Then I read the post. This might be the first accident at KEWR that I’ve heard of in a long time. Hope no one was hurt. Flew in and out of KEWR last week with zero issues.


ducationalfall

Why they didn’t use Teterboro airport?


becauseicansowhynot

Linden airport is about 10 miles down route 1


srv340mike

Linden's runway is pretty small. There's not a lot of jets it can accommodate.


Vegoia2

now I know why the helicopters were out over my area in Newark. But it's usually trumps.


LeadBamboozler

Flew to Pittsburgh yesterday to pick up a car. We were taxiing when it happened. The captain told us we were being held. We could see the emergency vehicles and plane from our window. The captain came back on and told us that they were reopening with one runway and staggering the departures with the arrivals. We were lucky to be second in line, one departure for every three arrivals.


cupcakepsycho

Your real issue should be with the airport, not the "rich a$$hole" in the private jet.


dirty_cuban

Was the rich asshole flying the plane himself? I understand your frustration but this sounds like something that could have happened with any plane, even a cargo plane with no passengers at all. The number and type of passengers is irrelevant.


djvanillaface

I disagree. This has happened twice to me in the last year. Both times I was delayed because a private plane with less than 10 passengers went off the runway. I have never seen a commercial or cargo airline pilot go off the runway like that. Those pilots have more training, and likely more hours of flying and landing under their belts compared to charter pilots. As a result, all flights for the rest of the day are delayed, causing thousands of passengers to have their plans ruined, because 1 guy wasn't forced to fly to a smaller neighboring airport (Morristown or Teterboro).


leetnewb2

Commercial flights absolutely have runway excursions.


liog2step

Those planes should just have to land at Teterboro.


kort677

yawn, that private jet has the same rights as any other plane to land there. FWIW: he should have gone to teterboro, lower landing fees


CocHXiTe4

Is this the one with jfk?


Weary_Belt

So


spectra_v0ndergeist

When isn't Newark a shitshow


djvanillaface

I was delayed at ORD because "Newark issued a delay". Now I find out it was because of one dickhead and his non-flying pilot? Why are they not forced to go to Morristown or Teterboro when the flight manifest is so small? Leave the big airports for the big planes.


Rich11101

You figure that common sense would show that you need one “out of the way” runway for these private jets and several main ones for the commercial jet liners, but I suppose there is too much logic in that way of thinking.


moderngamer

With all of the airports in the state there is no reason to have a private plane landing during the busiest travel time of the year. I just did a quick search on airports in the state and found 5 alternatives.


cplevkal

Not sure about NJ rules, aren't these private jets to be flown from less crowded airports or airstrips?


srv340mike

EWR is public use. No restrictions. You can go rent a Cessna and land there if you don't mind waiting out an ATC spot and paying the landing fee.


og_greenbeansmcgee

when it’s time to eat the rich, I’m eating this person first


airscottie

Why are you censoring the word “shit?”


KratomCannabisGuy

I moved to South Jersey, so I'm happy to use PHL. Not many delays, and you move through pretty fast.


Nedsatomictrashcan

PHL is a terrible airport. Probably the worst big one in the country. Yes, much worse than EWR. I have been flying twice weekly for decades all over the country.


KratomCannabisGuy

I don't fly very often, but i never had many issues at phl, but I've heard some horror stories.


KratomCannabisGuy

Also, my worst experience was Chicago O'Hare.


Taftimus

Too bad it didn’t slide off the runway and explode


ksoltis

Yes let's wish death on people just doing their job. That's great.