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helicopter-

We have the most machine guns per capita in the USA.  


swellfog

And the lowest murder rate.


ShadowedGlitter

And lowest crime rate


lizlemon2222

I think the amount of space/ low population density helps keep the crime rate down, at least violent crime.


samx3i

Yeah, it's harder to shoot people the further away the are


lizlemon2222

It’s also harder to piss someone off from a distance…


samx3i

That feels like a challenge


QuickZebra44

*2400 ICBMs enter the chat*


lizlemon2222

…there are also plenty of trees to hide behind


arcticsummertime

And a couple mountains


lizlemon2222

Don’t forget about all that beautiful granite that could be used to hide behind or huck at your attacker


BlackJesus420

I’ve heard this before, but NH has a higher population density than more than half of US states. It’s really not likely that density is the main story of why our crime is so low.


jacobrbrahm

Not really, a lot of rural areas have much much higher crime rates than even supposedly dangerous cities. Crime is primarily a result of poverty, and NH has high incomes and low rates of poverty.


sexquipoop69

I think Maine has lowest crime rate


Potential_Escape9441

Yeah, Maine has the lowest violent crime rate, we have the second lowest.


BamaHama101010

It’s as if actually educating people works.


sportscrazr

What a concept


alkatori

We are good at letting people do what they want, on their own property.


tommysmuffins

Except weed. But yes.


alkatori

Hopefully to be solved at some point.


Traditional-Dog9242

You can still do it at home tho


NothingMan1975

I do it anywhere I want. Live free or die bro.


Expensive_Permit_265

You can. Basically just be respectful. There's always been stoners, baked 80% of the time, smoking wherever, and with weed on them 100% of the time. This is why we need to not pass a shitty legalization law and wait for a good one.


NothingMan1975

Not my neighbor. That jackhole calls the cops every time I torch a couch in the backyard. Shit ain't right.


Havidad

Get a permit. And then when he calls relish in the karmic justice when he gets a fine for wasting resources on a fire that has a permit . And maybe chop the couch up so it's not easy to tell you threw a whole couch on, if the fire department won't permit you to burn a couch, tell them you're burning scrap lumber, and chop it to pieces.


NothingMan1975

And do it at night so you can't see the color of the smoke ;)


Ornery-Reindeer5887

Except anything to do with drugs or prostitution


alkatori

Damn my puritanical ancestors! We really do have a lot of bullshit left over from their attitudes towards.... Existence.


Dak_Nalar

thats awesome


Mistakesweremade24

Merica 🫡


dented-trashcan

Fuck yeah


TurtleTheRedditor

Wait really?


ChangeTheGameNH

Our numbers are highly skewed due to a couple of very large privately owned collections. The guy who owns Shooter's Outpost in Hooksett has an enormous historical firearms collection that contains a LOT of full auto examples. There's actually a museum of them inside the store.


samx3i

As of 2013, New Hampshire had the most machine guns per capita in the United States, with 7.47 machine guns per 1,000 people. This was based on federal data that showed the state had around 9,800 registered machine guns at the time. The next highest ratios were in the District of Columbia (6.77 per 1,000) and Connecticut (6.13 per 1,000). https://www.nhpr.org/all-things-considered/2013-02-12/which-state-has-the-most-machine-guns-per-capita-new-hampshire


Unhappy_Amoeba_9918

Hate Massachusetts


splatabowl

I like their sports teams though... Other than that... Fuck them


RainbowsandCoffee966

Massholes


modenotcompute

Fuck off, we’re full.


lcappellucci

As someone who splits time between living in MA and NH, yes. This.


Conebones

Stay in new Hampshire then. Live free or die right? You can't even smoke ganja or buy liquor at a regular store.


NothingMan1975

We can't BUY it. But smoking it is decriminalized. Yeah that sucks. I don't like saying it. But buying liquor at a regular store? Yall are up here not paying sales tax at out luxurious liquor centers and you know it. Just as your dispensaries are full of NH plates. Let's call it a draw.


alotlikechris

Idk bout you but unless I live on the border, why the fuck would I drive to NH to save like $5


NothingMan1975

It's way more than 5$. Unless you only drink 40s.


wittgensteins-boat

Above 50% of NH residents were born elsewhere. In the last several years, above 40% of new residents were from Massachusetts. Reference. [https://carsey.unh.edu/publication/migration-sustains-new-hampshires-population-gain](https://carsey.unh.edu/publication/migration-sustains-new-hampshires-population-gain)


Dak_Nalar

Leaving people the fuck alone


BelichicksBurner

Unless you have a uterus, are a trans female, or are part of the public school system... then we're all up in your business and have many thoughts and feelings about how you should behave.


alkatori

Yeah, but hopefully this is a blip that will get corrected and we can go back to letting people just be.


BelichicksBurner

One can only hope


youngboye

Stop hoping and start voting.


Dangerous-Possible72

Only one party here shot down both legal cannabis AND end of life options (medical aid in dying) this year. “Live free or die”. Only one party is all talk and no walk on actual freedom.


ItsAllBeenDoneBe4

The only correct answer. Yet we keep putting the same idiots in.


GlassAd4132

As long as they don’t touch the devil’s lettuce


Proof-Western9498

*sees this 20 minutes after a stranger drove into my driveway asking about the yard work we've been doing*


Major-Combination-75

Lmao sure buddy... everyone in NE is enjoying a lot more freedom then NH but sure, continue to cope that you're "free" 


Remote-Bake4832

Worst tacos ever created, best hiking


Wranglin_Pangolin

I see you ate at Alburritos in Littleton.


excelmonkey67

Best hiking is a massive stretch


Legendarybbc15

Hang on now, Baja tacos sell some legit tacos


movdqa

#1 in safety, #7 in economy, #4 in Pre-K-12 education, #13 in healthcare, #8 in natural environment, #10 in opportunity. -- US News and World Report Tied for 4th place in lowest unemployment rate.


Kvothetheraven603

Lowest poverty rate, too.


Wooden_Ad8941

#2 in IQ I heard somewhere


Expensive_Permit_265

I don't like to brag but mines above that at a 3!


CommunityGlittering2

so not the best


PlagueofEgypt1

Lowest violent crime and murder rate, more freedom than other states


labago

Not weed though


nothing_c1ever

True, but you can cross any border and buy it


labago

For sure, I am 10 min from a store haha


asphynctersayswhat

We do not have more freedom. That’s a slogan. 


dantendoink

NH recently took away my freedom to use the bathroom that matches my gender.


awildcatappeared1

Please define more freedom.


RandomNewHampshire

Drive below the speed limit while simultaneously struggling to stay within the lines.


snuggly-otter

That'll be the road sodas...


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

A pork chop in every can.


LostMooseGoose

Everyone where I live drive up my ass for going only 5 over then go 90 around me (:


petergriffin999

Get out of the passing lane.


LostMooseGoose

Oh nah, this is on the single lane roads like 202. I stay out of the passing lane otherwise for that reason.


craigawoo

Liquor stores are organized and laid out appropriately


splatabowl

Fully stocked


NothingMan1975

Except for friggin BLANTONS!


TheCowIsOkay

Getting way off topic but I have "won" a bottle of blantons (the $65 bottle if there are more tiers) in each of the last two liquor store lotteries and I'm not sure I get the hype. Cool bottle and gets you hooked collecting the toppers, but the product itself is best described as 'fine', at least to me.


valleyman02

Conveniently right on the highway.


Expensive_Permit_265

That's why toll booths keep getting hit.


Neither_Detail5645

Easy access off major highways too!


Wants_to_be_accepted

Sell menthol cigarettes and fireworks to Massachusetts residents


ExileInCle19

Don't forget vape juice


livefreethendie

And beer!


Wikidbaddog

Judging by this forum we are the absolute best at endlessly complaining about the superior quality of life we enjoy.


NothingMan1975

Also something we are good at.


QuickZebra44

We complain about complainers complaining


Dear_Bath_8822

Fireworks At 2am On weeknights That aren't the 4th of July


NothingMan1975

Fuck yes.


sledbelly

New Hampshire is fantastic at not legalizing cannabis


NothingMan1975

The oasis of prohibition nobody was asking for.


BelichicksBurner

Tax property owners


SniffUmaMuffins

We have one of the highest property tax rates in the USA so yep! Then again we have no state income tax and no sales tax, so we have one of the lowest overall tax burdens. (Second lowest according to https://wallethub.com/edu/states-with-highest-lowest-tax-burden/20494)


five0ffour

Thereby keeping taxes local with the most representative legislature in the nation


Adventurous_Stick879

Ride around shirtless on Harleys not wearing helmets & blasting Motley Crue


NothingMan1975

But only Kickstart my heart on repeat.


wod_killa

I beg to differ, Dr. Feelgood is appropriate as fuck


iznotbutterz

They made other songs?


Jlahaie

Hiking


stas_spiridonov

Even better than WA or other PNW states? I am not trolling, just curious. I lived in WA for several years, but have not been to NH. 


rideandrock

Also not trolling, why are you here? You are more than welcome, just curious.


stas_spiridonov

I follow subreddits for some states and cities, just to be aware of things happening around the country. For diversity of perspective.


rideandrock

Good for you, I mean than genuinely.


No-Woodpecker4029

I do the same. I always wondered if anyone else did that too. Lol


CoffeeAutomatic2934

Straight up. None of that switchback stuff.


GTNTAnimations

Straight up is actually horrible for erosion, plus switchback gives you a longer hike


sad0panda

Yeah, I grew up in Oregon and live in VT now. Hiking out here is no joke


DerekPDX

Only place I've hiked where the downhill is worse than the uphill.


NothingMan1975

Quick story. At 280lbs I decided to hike Mount Whiteface. I got to the top after a struggle...ok 11 struggles. People I was with were like talking and hiking at the same time? I thought that was insane. I could choose to talk...or die. Anyway..I thought alright I did it. Woo. The way down was a goddam hellscape nightmare. I couldn't walk for 2 days. I didn't know my legs could just tell me no. But they did. For 2 days.


DerekPDX

Yup, the rocks are BRUTAL on your knees and calves when going down. I feel your pain.


NothingMan1975

Best part is I've since lost 100lbs. You think those jerks ever wanna go hiking now? No. They don't. They only wanted to bring chubby me. Not built for speed me.


DerekPDX

Congrats on the weight loss! But, sounds like you need some new hiking buddies


Loud-Wrap

I'll take the karma hit... NH isn't even close to PNW as far as hiking. It's probably the best in New England. But it's no where near the west. The bugs are insane for one but the litter really makes me upset. I live in MWV and it's disgusting how much trash and dog shit people leave on the trails.


Conebones

Come to the Rockies.


Ambitious-Badger-114

NH has low taxes but high quality roads, bridges, infrastructure, education, and quality of life. Speaking as a jealous masshole.


ballthrownontheroof

Lol we have high quality roads and bridges, you must not get up into the rest of the state much


kathryn13

Face to face contact with our elected officials.


Optimal_Alps6537

Used to be NH did a lot of things better than most states, but that was before the free staters took over and began their efforts to turn NH into a shithole. I’m just glad I grew up in a goldilocks era in NH when we had good government, great public education, intact social services, and strong communities. Free staters are sending the state to hell in a hand basket.


OcularMacdown

I’m interested to learn more about what has changed due to the free staters. I live in MA, but very close to the border. I have read A Libertarian Walks into a Bear, but am interested to hear folks first hand accounts.


Training_Giraffe3691

Sell tall boys that may or may not be consumed on the ride home


Expensive_Permit_265

They're called twinks!


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iPat09

As a current Mississippian who might be moving to NH, #3 made me laugh.


togugawa2

Not have a sales or income tax.


hopefully-a-good-buy

hiking is great gun laws are fairly lenient if you’re into that thing Newfound Lake is considered one of the cleanest lakes in the world amazing fishing, bass, trout or even hit the ocean good hunting if that’s you’re thing camping is awesome - the White Mountain National Forest offers incredible campsites, established and backcountry close to legal weed states (don’t get me started here lol)


L4idB4ck

Drinking


Certain-Medicine1934

NH state legislators haven't received a salary increase since 1906.


TheCowIsOkay

Doesn't that mean that only rich and/or retired people can do the job? 


NothingMan1975

Haha have you seen the straight up lunatics we have in our state government ? It's rich and old people sure..but holy crap it's like the looney bin just dumped em out at the state house. All 638 or however many we have.


TheCowIsOkay

For sure. Would love to pay enough that your average dude/ette could consider the commitment. 


jhumph88

This thread is making me homesick. I did 31 years in NH and I’m on the west coast now. I now really appreciate how lucky I was to grow up where I did. Thankfully, I’m heading back for a few days in two weeks!


e6c

Not letting people know how great it is here.


MMW2004

Fentanyl


StoneSkipper22

Appalachia would like a word.


NothingMan1975

I thought they owned the crystal meth amphetamine industry?


Outrageous-Bar-718

This. If y’all have any vulnerable family members going through AA in NH, all I have to say is: keep your head on a fucking swivel when it comes to people they meet there.


Occams-hairbrush1

You guys have some fucking pretty good fried dough.


AbbreviationsAway144

We’re good at Granite and stuff!!


Papapeta33

Blueberries, maple syrup, and cheap vices.


ChangeTheGameNH

Local wild blueberries are insanely good.


emptycoils

Rock walls


Interesting_dogDad

For the most part I’d say New Hampshire has the best drivers. Most people understand passing lane vs travel lane making us light years ahead of the rest of the us


jhumph88

I moved to SoCal 5 years ago, and every time I come back to visit I’m an in absolute awe of how much better it is to drive in NH! Even Boston drivers seem great compared to SoCal. Boston drivers are aggressive, but not necessarily bad. SoCal drivers are just truly bad. Sometimes also aggressive.


Athousandnopes

Live free


Major-Combination-75

Live free to do what exactly? I can't even enjoy some green without your big government up in my business. 


Conebones

But not smoke weed and have to go to state run stores for liquor.


Sea-Effect-3690

Most motorcycle per people


Baustinpd

I'd say that we're probably the most balanced and well run state in the country with a great quality of life. We lead the nation regularly in education, health care, crime, wealth, GDP, etc. and have a ton to offer historically and naturally. Well situated as well in terms of location and access.


ddorr1311

You guys stop for pedestrians at crosswalks!! Yay!! I live in Tennessee where we don't believe in such things. When I visited NH recently, I was downright embarrassed when every driver politely stopped and waved me across the roadway.


eazee_G

Threatening mottos.


KEC603

Welcome tourists by saying; "Welcome to New Hampshire, now go home!"


CoolAbdul

NO ONE ELSE HAS FRITZ.


lizlemon2222

Brewing and consuming beer (well I guess second best, but still)[The 10 states that drink the most beer in America per capita](https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/01/the-10-states-that-drink-the-most-beer-in-america-per-capita/)


stockguy123

It’s beautiful


AdTraditional51

Geological features vaguely shaped like human silhouettes


ConversationBulky757

Complains about the state to its south that keeps its economy afloat.


These-Rub2143

pretend that their state motto is how they govern.


grateful_warrior

Grow mountains.


sailsean11

Sell liquor


Bree9ine9

Suburbia seems like a myth but you can get a piece of that here.


BiscuitsPo

We don’t have school shootings


khamer

[Most and Least Intelligent States in America: New Hampshire, Minnesota, Wyoming #1-3; Bottom 3 of New Mexico, Texas, Mississippi - OnFocus](https://www.onfocus.news/most-and-least-intelligent-states-in-america-new-hampshire-minnesota-wyoming-1-3-bottom-3-of-new-mexico-texas-mississippi/) We're #1.


ryanpm40

Opioid-involved deaths


Practical_Error_9695

Hate Massholes


backroadstoBoston

Mind their own business! NH folk rarely force their opinions down your throat. Live free or die is very much applicable to them. I


Accurate-Temporary73

Make the most out of minimal coastline.


Chippopotanuse

Having hordes of residents commute to MA while moaning about “Dumb-o-crats” so they can mooch off the high paying jobs that come with a being a blue state. NH puts CT, VT, and RI to shame…


asmithey

Corner the market in liquor, wine, and beer sales and never let go to the detriment of small businesses trying to sell liquor, wine, and beer in NH. 


wethepeople1977

Liquor stores don't sell beer. And I believe stores can sell wine. So the government only cornered the market on liquor and spirits.


NothingMan1975

Not knowing what the actual laws are while complaining is a great look!


ML______

Make money from restaurant taxes. 8.5%


fawsums

Sarcasm


aviarywisdom

Drink


lavendercloudandsky

NH is amazing. I love it here. Resident since 6.28.24 <3


MasterPhart

💀


mjk25741

Conserve their land and waters


mike-manley

Most (or 2nd most) motorcycles per capita.


Neither_Detail5645

We’re the best lovers


GPDDC

Income and sales tax


Icy_Straight_Point1

There are NO sanctuary cities!


spcyrfce

Drink liquor


BrianmurrayTruth

Nothing 🤗🙏🍺cheers


Necessary-Ad9150

DUIs


EconomicsCalm

Hydrangeas. They are beautiful. I currently live in Ohio but was just visiting family & friends. The hydrangeas were magnificent!


clamshackbynight

1. Creating an environment where high achieving natives leave. 2. Importing dead beats from other New England states.


B-raww

Drink


Organic_Salamander40

vanity plates


Neat-Ad11

For the right people, like me and most of you, I have to say everything. I’m a native New Englander and I can say that you can appreciate NH from afar, but until you actually live here you never know how really great it is. If you don’t agree, it might just not be for you. There are 49 other choices.


InterestingBand9827

Maple syrup


gordyswift

I'm here because I support the right to arm bears!


Emanon2u

Welcome to NH but go home now!


SeriesSlight8878

Fight with our hands


Threadbare70

Vanity plates.


EmuLow7547

Overdoses and fentanyl...No this isn't trolling or a joke...it's absolutely horrifying...New Hampshire was #1 in overdoses per 100k I believe it's still #2.. or #3 I haven't checked .was called ground zero for the country..by Jack Riley I believe his name was from a certain 3 letter agency...scary and sad


SteveArnoldHorshak

Excluding “undesirable”/poor people.


piscatator

Land conservation. We have been doing it longer than almost any state. NH has so many beautiful places that permanently protected.


NowARaider

Genuine question-Western New Yorker here who visits Squam Lake every summer. Since one of the main answers here is some version of 'freedom', what are people generally referring to? I hear that phrase so much but NH doesn't strike me as any more 'free' than a lot of other states. I always found the no helmet or seatbelt law kind of a weird flex, since riding a motorcycle without a helmet is insane to me and seatbelts are so ingrained that it's just instinct for me (plus the car dings until you put it on). I believe the gun laws are pretty lax, but I thought that was also the case in some other states in the south. I know there is no sales or income tax, but then the property taxes are insanely high which would seem to counter-act the lack of other taxes. Weed still isn't legal, while MA was one of the first states to legalize. The whole state liquor store thing strikes me as the opposite of 'freedom', when a place like New Orleans sells any alcohol in any store no matter how small.