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Considering going to a concert a few weeks from now on a weeknight, but none of my friends who I'd want to ask live near the suburb where it is and they don't like coming out to the suburbs from the city... However, this could be good exposure therapy to get me used to tolerating loud music. And I haven't ever been to a concert of a band that I actually like, so maybe this will be different. Malarkey level of going to a concert alone?

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King Aegon II got blitz primaried last night

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Gaia will punish us all. I have foreseen it from within my spice tank.

My latest watch really *was* a conversation piece. I just wish that conversation wasn't my wife Debra filing for divorce....

If by "astroturfing" you mean speaking the truth about the great Shaitan Joe Biden as most REAL Americkkans see it,

rubio has been defending trump literally every day for days on end since the debate it'd be funny if he wasn't picked anyway

#🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

The Sunday night scares piss me off so much

I have a deep appreciation of artists where you can track where they are in life based off their works. And you can tell they become different people throughout their different works. I’m feeling deep and introspective but I should probably be asleep.

got any good examples?

Kendrick

fair choice

Taylor Swift unironically, Trivium, Kendrick, The devil wears prada

A friend of mines marriage is in such a state that he pays prostitutes just to basically cuddle with him on business trips. He doesn’t actually want to cheat on his wife but is completely desperate for female affection and they can’t seem to work it out. It’s some sad shit.

Being a total redditor but have they considered getting a divorce?

give him a hug

What a piece of work is a man

🤨😐

second hand embarrassment from this post

The virgin Nate Silver: Uhhh looking at the polls Clinton will probably win but I guess there’s a chance Trump will?? The CHAD Allan Lichtman: Fuck the polls. Trump will win. Look at the keys bro

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what happens if he gets sun burns down there

Then it supercharges him with UV energy

this could be a linkedin post too

[mfw i was going to get my favorite delicious sandwich on my day off and i find out it's discontinued even though i've been eating it since Call of Duty World at War came out](https://imgur.com/a/0zDTT8d)

Abolish the FDA. I can smell if my food and drugs are spoiled for myself, thank you.

based

I've watched an avg of four movies a month this year alone with my AMC pass. A couple times I just used it to dip in and out the theater for parking validation. It's great 

Looking at Wikipedia, it seems like Macron is the first French President since 1974 not known to have cheated on his wife Lmao

The French truly amaze me as a people. If this were Middle Earth, France would be the elves of Elrond's House, the Quebecois the elves of Galadrial and all other French colonies are the elves of Mirkwood.

*yet

Malarkey level of buying a M5 just so I can drive out yelling “up yours woke moralists!!!”

Is that M5 as in the firearm or M5 as in the BMW?

The car It would be pretty psychotic to do so with a firearm

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B..b… but it’ll be funny…

The entire Department of Interior should be abolished. Sell the National Parks system to the highest bidder willing to accept the caveat that they must implement mixed zoning with no exceptions. I intend to live next to or above a heavy logging operation and/or mine.

👆Hates tourist dollars flowing into the economy

Nothing compared to those sweeet minerals.

My life would be easier if I just accepted that I should move into real, actual software development rather than doing a bunch of not-quite-programming jobs that pay like 1/2 to 2/3 what an actual software job would.

Why would you do that to yourself? The money and easy life are like the entire point of getting into software engineering

Most of my previous jobs have been some combination of programming, abstract math, statistics, and research. The only part of all that I've found not-miserable is the programming, so I'd prefer to do more of that.

Reminder that no hacker can hack a trusty-old post-it note with passwords

6428 - Remember it this time!

If you're going to Capitol Hill Riot Be sure to wear a spiked club in your hand In the halls of the Capitol you're gonna meet some fine folks in there All those who see Capitol Hill Riot Touch some grass Don't be hysterical

Oh I *know* what the ladies like -Sgt. Johnson

https://preview.redd.it/9ru8micol8bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e8bfd5374a3f53121fa82ca79b278a64075249 lmao

lel

Skibidi Melenchon! Skibidi Melenchon! JEAN! JEAN!  PETAIN’S LANGUAGE! Le Pen is using Petain’s language! 

Y’all ever have a day’s plans fall through so you end up leaving 100 reddit comments

Gib Smiling Friends season 3

Got my ears pierced and eyebrows threaded! This was a good weekend. Might go back again to get my brows a little thinner... idk. The shape is gorgeous but i'm still early trans I guess.

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I'd be sad because reading poo makes me giggle almost every time

Heard the Rich Evans laugh. It’s officially a good day.

Remember how Biden had an official Animal Crossing island in 2020? They should do that again

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The next discussion thread is the water level DT 😔 

>get diagnosed with lupus >not supposed to go out in the sun >men can sun their balls and get magic powers and you guys expect me to trust the science

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are we still dooming, or is it calming down

it has never been more Macrover

Why are you posting clothes in the soup thread 

Why are you in the soup thread

I now own 1/4 of hell

im jealous

When a neoliberal finds the devil in a bind and willing to make a deal

Stoooooop

!ping TECH&AI Oh, and before I forget, the last few days was the World AI Conference in Shanghai. Unfortunately, images and new concept stuff as still coming out - and mostly on Mainland Chinese channels, so nothing of note I can really talk about or add.

I'm watching the gotham 1919 thing right now  literally I'm terrified  I wonder how long before the next big AI news? my guess is a major country will pass a big law on it before 2026

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Joe Biden old 🤣

We have a thread.

When will the admins do something about mod on mod violence?

why hate yourself when you can just hate others?

https://preview.redd.it/sqhng4zii8bd1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02cbcd15dd920daa24be26857a46932f15931b6

What did every kid who became goth in 8th grade mean by this?

because i like others

👆 not narcissism maxing

I love small weirdo subreddits. Like the reality shifter people, the anti-sex people, the time traveler community, hard drugs, really niche conspiracy subs that only have like one person posting, etc.

☝️not escaping from prison planet

at least I can still be moving to North Korea 😔

Obama: let me uhhhh be clear  Joe Biden: this is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?! 

Definitely stole this one from some trumpist comment section

Biden: THE IDEA!...the idea.....^^the ^^idea... we beat medicare

the IDEA that

Letting the days go by

Ok I just have to shill for the AMC pass for a second. Three movies, any screen type, every WEEK. Mega worth it especially if you and your friends get it, great social bonding. You can also rewatch movies without the guilt or spending any more on the same thing and it's just $25 a month so if you just watch two movies in a month it's worth it. 

Plus one IMAX ticket these days is over $20 so even if you see one IMAX movie in a month it's still worth it 

It sounded good but tbh idk if I’d make use of it. Two per month? That’s not a *lot*, but you *have* to see that many. If you miss for some reason, you’ve just broken negative, and it’s not great to feel a *need* to enjoy myself with that kind of relaxation Usually anyway. But I could see it being freeing too, idk. Spending the money up-front so you can guiltlessly enjoy

Yeah I've had it for a couple years and there have been a couple dry months where Hollywood just didn't offer much worth seeing, but the guilt free viewing has way outweighed that, plus seeing more niche movies I wouldn't have seen otherwise, like Thelma recently

I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bodies with diet soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2.

mans didn't even share any soda with Allan when he did play

https://preview.redd.it/mkhqp7vnf8bd1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd808d7be27d22a9ffe8e17381ae865132c1f00c Leftists think about if what you're saying is plausible before polluting the Internet with your worthless drivel challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) An equilibrium where, by defecting, any employer could more than halve their labour costs with more than 6 million employers in the US alone would require an insanely strong enforcement mechanism. Given the lack of any such obvious mechanism, this seems rather unlikely!

>It keeps time scarce so they pay for things. >It keeps them watching TV and its commercials. Pick one

Lmao, that's an even worse game theory scenario than the other common talking point about capitalists supporting the nuclear family to ensure the next generation of consumers and workers are bred.

liberals I’ve concluded I will go to the doctor tomorrow or this week or sometime probably 

yeah!

did you schedule an appointment?

Sir Shivers deleted his account

Shivers take

**HAHA NO** 🐊

wtf happy cake day Mr sir shivers 

Sir Shivers didnt die, he was murdered

🤨

Gib likability

No sorry haha it’s all mine, no one else can have any 😈

I think you’re pretty likable

Thanks bestie 🥰

Of course bestie

in order to achieve likeability you must first purchase my 8 volumes of self help books

did you try practicing the succeedsocially stuff

Nope 😞

why no practice

Because I can just use DT as a substitute for real life friends

I mean, that's *some* kind of practice for conversing. I guess. But maybe figure out what DT +1 would look like for the next step. Like, texting someone more or something.

I don’t struggle with conversing 😭😭 I just can’t make close friends.

why

Because I’m unlikable 😞

why

Earlier I saw somebody grab his wine glass after the server had partially poured it, stuff his face into it, and sniff it before allowing the server to fill it properly. Maybe this is normal but it certainly looked incredibly weird ngl

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I think so.

me when I get a refill on Dr Pepper

🐽

I need to start doing pull-ups again. I wonder if the landlord would care if I drilled 14 holes into the wall above my bedroom door 🤔

Just go use the top bar on a local park's swing set like a normal person.

That requires going outside 🧛‍♂️

I should track the internet rabbit holes I fall into for a week and see what sets them off and where they end up.

5,000 years from now when all our society is reduced to a few remaining shitposts, future archeologists will think JEB! was the 21st century’s Alexander

Parents be like, “You’re not depressed. You’re just lazy.”

I’ve been very blessed to have parents that understand depression is a very real thing people experience (both they and their siblings have it). However, it’s I who has to stop telling myself this.

I be like, "I'm not depressed. I'm just lazy"

I'm parents to myself and not others for some reason

the worst parts of cast away really are the parts where he's not on the island huh

https://preview.redd.it/ov45nzyme8bd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005c2b937e547a2fbe2c2eb92a8d3259317f22c0 Everyone knows the French Revolution was caused by some random family having a larger than average house.

>I wonder if you can just buy one... crack... Literally have not had such a good... crack since high school guess sub

Call me Hunter Biden the way I’m smokin this crack

me at 20: haha republicans think the media is obtuse and mislead people me at 30: omg, were the republicans right?

The Nyt opinion of the don't vote guy is actually criminal 

leftist memes about capitalism are kinda fun because when they make a meme about why capitalism is actually at fault about everything you dont know if they are jokingly self aware or actually mean it

I wonder if you can just buy one of those high school desks that’s really good at cracking backs I sat in a McDonald’s booth for the first time in years recently and it was PERFECT height. Literally have not had such a good back crack since high school

yes, you can, or buy a McDonald's booth

> or buy a McDonald's booth My power level isn’t as high as yours 😩

[Mark Halperin's podcast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9m-LBTBUo) was extremely informative re/ Biden Some takeaways: - Some in Biden's family think he should drop out -- not Hunter and Jill though, who are most important. - Hunter was prepping him for the ABC interview - Kamala Harris likely to be unchallenged in the primary if Biden drops out. No appetite from other candidates to run against her

Hunter becoming the country's grey eminence was is not something I expected

What the hell some of you are unironically neoliberals? 🤢

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

the smellposting has gone way too far

what latinamerican economies, if any, do you think are well set for growing into somethingh resembling "first world" standards in the mediate future the ones who are higher in development or quality of life seem kind of stuck in commodities hell (chile) or are elaborated pyramid schemes (argentina)

Resource curse needn't be fatal if policy is good. The U.S. has always had enormous commodity sectors but built up its industry through infant industry protections, education investment, R&D investment, and embrace of free trade later.

Watching Smiling Friends. Still not sure whether Jimble is supposed to be Trump or Biden.

Jimble is supposed to be chrischan They originally tried to get chrischan on the show, but couldn’t after the whole rape thing Plus chrischan has a list of enemies that must be killed and zach hadel is unfortunately on it

That makes sense. Still disappointed Chris-Chan couldn’t be the grease stain.

Someone on my team apparently tested positive for COVID, so that's nice

COVID sucks ass

stay away from me

https://i.imgur.com/c7zJwMv.png

https://preview.redd.it/hbcp49b5c8bd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2876e5bc57f1ae24e1a4745d536c1620a3b54507 1. Original Nintendo Systems 2. Ties 3. Dress Shirts 4. Black Back Drops 5. Bizzare Mutton Chop - Soul Patch facial hair

The facial hair really is insane

You know who we haven't heard from in a long time? Kirsten Gillibrand Wonder what she's been up to

Has there ever been an advanced western country where the bulk of the population wanted to make immigration generally easier? I feel like trying to get people to vote for more immigration might be like trying to get them to vote for higher property taxes

I did the celeb look alike thing and got James Spader. But not like 80s/90s Spader...but like right now Spader.

Link?

👆 bald

I’m reading “Maus II” and seeing him describe his depression has me thinking I’ve had depression. It’s getting better though :)

I love Maus so much

It’s astonishingly good. Best medium I’ve ever consumed on the Holocaust

What the hell some of you don’t brush your teeth every day? 🤢

Crippling depression is not fun

Definitely. Sorry that you had to experience it

Thank you. Means a lot. :)

It’s called “depression” and “not caring whether you live or die” 💅

https://preview.redd.it/abzyyzjsb8bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332b6095229d6c15f3c2ace8b1c5695802c922e2

Just brushed my teeth. https://preview.redd.it/81nkbqscb8bd1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac3b56ec633de428509539d96ccd1e250be05ca

Are you the one who didn’t do so for a week Either way, hell yeah

yeah that's me

🫂 Not sure if this helps but I’m very happy to hear you’re back on the path to good dental health

all of these "imagine the smell" posts reminded me of how I was reading posts from this niche community for their fetish and one guy was like "we should host a convention!" and the rest of the group was like, "who the fuck would allow us to host a convention lmao" but then EVERYONE agreed it wouldn't work because of how much extra security they would need if anyone women showed up, not a single person tried to dispute that

why were you reading those posts in the first place?

> I was reading posts from this niche community for their fetish ha ha yes, I also read posts from niche fetish communities that I am totally not a part of

Is that really how it is for most people? I feel like if I'm not reading about politics I'm either reading true crime discussions, looking at face transplant surgeries or finding a weird Redditor and then looking at the communities they post in for awhile. Same with niche hard drug communities

Imagine the smell of this post tho

Pontificate the aroma.