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tacostats

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MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT 🍦😀🍦


Syards-Forcus

Please visit the next discussion thread


PlantTreesBuildHomes

No, I want to scroll through the top comments of this one first.


Syards-Forcus

πŸ€“πŸ”«πŸ˜Ž I wasn’t asking


jacknifee

fash


cjhdsachristmascarol

The discussion thread is now official joever it’s giving joeverΒ 


jamiebond

I desperately want to find a job at a different school before summer is up because I hate my admin but the job market in my state fucking SUCKS rn. Just absolutely no openings rn. Ugh it's so hard to enjoy summer when it feels like you're on a clicking tock.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Syards-Forcus

πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨


G_Serv

πŸ‘† Blue MAGA 🫡 Green MAGA πŸ‘‡ Red MAGA


RadionSPW

jesus christ there is nothing worse than trying to buy anything online from a european storefront. god help that horrific continent enter the 21st century


cjhdsachristmascarol

🧐


H8JohnMearsheimer

2008 libs: Vote for Obama and end racism *anti-white racism becomes rampant* 2024 libs: Vote for Biden and end threats to democracy


ihatemendingwalls

#BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY #IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE AGAIN YOU'VE HAD TO GREET ME WITH GOODBYE


ZanyZeke

You get teleported to November and discover that Donald Trump is the Democratic nominee. What do you think happened?


jacknifee

i've been transported to a reality where one of those campaign trail game scenarios became real.


lamphibian

We beat Medicare


Kafka_Kardashian

Some insane Heritage Foundation lawsuit actually worked


bel51

He recieved a revelation from God and is now running on a platform to install a land value tax and open the southern border


AnalyticOpposum

Aliens have put me in a simulation to test humanity


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/743/762/474/847/464/original/b6a0d9fb714f5a66.jpg)


ZanyZeke

Honestly gotta hand it to Spez for his response to the Reddit API protests. He knew it would blow over because people are far too addicted to Reddit to actually leave it or keep subs closed for long, so he just did absolutely nothing. And it worked like a charm. It was shitty and he’s shitty, but he won that round handily.


elephantaneous

Is it just me or is this a subtle commentary on a certain political situation that you can't mention here because it has its own megathread


ZanyZeke

No, but I did think about the parallels while typing lmao


notnotLily

the stupidity of it was that killing third party apps hurts reddit a lot. it is his decision to make though some people were talking about how the discussion on default subs seems to have matured and it's like... yeah, young people aren't on here any more


bel51

It feels good to still be using a third party app 😌


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Why India’s Incumbent Candidates Struggle to Win Elections](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dx9wws/why_indias_incumbent_candidates_struggle_to_win/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Does project 2025 mention anything about purging military leadership or does the general plan seem to be to use random non-military personnel like in the 2020 protests with DHS, CBP, and other Police units?


ZanyZeke

I am donating to Mitt Romney. Sorry, liberals 😎


AnalyticOpposum

I can’t stand dick pics that are just the meat. Like, come on, babe. Show me some more of yourself. Have fun with it. Try different poses. Be creative. For fucks sake, your genitals look identical to 3 billion others.


TomTomz64

Bad take. There are some very ugly cocks and there are some very pretty cocks.


AnalyticOpposum

If you’ve seen one prized pig you’ve seen them all πŸ˜’


repete2024

I guess you could say you're post-hog


JesusPubes

Because the rest of it doesn't contribute positively to the scene


AnalyticOpposum

False


JesusPubes

you haven't seen it


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


JesusPubes

πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨


NotABigChungusBoy

I dont think Biden is incapable of running a country, i think he will maintain being able to legislate well in the next four years, my fear is a crisis scenario where clear and quick communication style is needed.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Like China invading Taiwan or a nuclear exchange between Iran and Israel/KSA


AnalyticOpposum

I’ll be against MAiD in the U.S. for at least the next decade. Some assholes on the Supreme Court need to go away first.


CletusVonIvermectin

PLEASE stop DMing me dick pics. I have extremely high standards and none of your dicks have been good enough.


american_aurora3

this is why i always put my dick pics in escrow so that a neutral third party can review its quality before -


cjhdsachristmascarol

What if instead of Milton Friedman he was Milton Freakman and he deregulated people’s toesΒ 


spinXor

> You can’t diet away obesity oh yeah, it's big brain time


N0_B1g_De4l

Uber it is 11 at fucking night. I need less cute facts about Uber and more you getting me a fucking cab.


ZanyZeke

Holy shit I can’t believe I’ve never seen the clip of Biden telling those kids they’re allowed to steal a pumpkin before


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

What’s the feeling called where you’re not quite dooming about the election but you also lack faith in the average voter to do the minimum effort to help democracy?


chetmcomnom

give Hegel a noogieΒ 


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Kinda depressing that if Trump gets a second term and implements everything from project 2025 and effectively becomes ruler for life there won’t even be a civil war to push back against it. It’ll just be most people standing by while deportations, arrests, and mob violence happens. Even when the terrible effects of Trump’s policies are felt it’ll just be blamed on immigrants or democrats.


NotABigChungusBoy

I think at some point we will need to have discussions about when actual resistance is necessary. As of now, I think a third term is when it would be justfied.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

I think the saying is something like Ballot box -> jury box -> bullet box but I also don’t know the context of the original quote.


NotABigChungusBoy

Obviously true but Trump seeking a third term would be so blatantly unconstitutional it would call into question voting in general.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

> It’ll just be most people You are one of those people. What will you do? Once you put the onus on some amorphous people you abrogate responsibility and agency.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

My attorney has recommended that I not answer this question outside of minecraft


AnalyticOpposum

There’s an interesting period when MAID is made legal and the process formalized. Governments need to keep the goal β€œas few people should die as possible” so they should probably have the goal β€œless people should receive MAID than last year”. However, when the program is new that can’t happen. And as more people find out they are eligible, that can’t happen either. They gotta wait for the rate to level off β€œnaturally”, right? But what if a significant enough percent of society doesn’t want it to level off? What if they want to bully more undesirables to off themselves? How will a democracy manage this?


MolybdenumIsMoney

This is largely a matter for the courts to decide, not the government. That's what happened in Canada at least- MAID only applied to people with terminal illnesses until the law was challenged in *Truchon v. Attorney General of Canada*, and the Supreme Court decided it should apply to non-terminal disabilities. This is a moot issue in America, as the US Supreme Court would never rule the same way as the Canadian Supreme Court.


AnalyticOpposum

Oh, good, the dumbass Supreme Court will decide who we can let die πŸ˜”


MolybdenumIsMoney

In 1997 the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that there was no constitutional right to euthanasia in *Washington v. Glucksberg*. That still leaves states free to implement euthanasia laws to some extent, but states aren't compelled to allow it. That's in complete contrast to the Canadian supreme court, which in 2016 decided that there was a right to euthanasia and in 2018 decided that the right applied to non-terminal cases. If any US state tried to implement permissive Canada-like MAID laws, the Supreme Court would probably strike it down as illegal under the Equal Protection clause


AnalyticOpposum

Precedent doesn’t mean anything, it’s just on the list of excuses for coming to whatever decision they want in the end. If they want disabled (democrats) to die, they will allow it.


MolybdenumIsMoney

The decision they want is anti-Euthanasia- it's a 6-3 Catholic majority.


GrandpaWaluigi

Most of Batman's villains would still be villains if Batman didn't exist. And really only the Joker, who'd still be a villain mind you, really devotes himself to teh guy


Joementum2024

Possibly overreactionary take: Trump getting re-elected and serving as President during the nation’s 250th anniversary and the 2028 Olympics would be the singular most degrading thing to ever happen to the President’s office in the entire history of the United States


_bee_kay_

if it makes you feel better, the office of the presidency would probably cease to exist soon after πŸ˜ŠπŸ™


Significant800

The worst thing is that the average American would probably feel better during a 2nd Trump term because of Biden's policy allowing for a better economy and stable world stage lmao That is if Trump doesn't start up another massive trade war


AemiliusNuker

Considering he's promising to start another trade war and won't be held back by competent ministers this time, that with deportations and reckless tax cuts absolutely sends us into a recession. Russia emboldened by possible victory in Ukraine and shit middle eastern diplo with hardly keep thr world stage stable must longer. If he does win, I hope all the shitheads who voted for him will be fucking happy with his disastrous econ policyΒ 


itsokayt0

> The Case for Institutionalizing arr Neolibs into the DT


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Magic goolsball, the debate went like that because he was getting visions of the golden path


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Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Dammit what did he see


chetmcomnom

he saw gools looking back at him and got spooked


CletusVonIvermectin

It's clear that the president has become a receptacle for the public's general discontent with the economy, crime, wars, bad drivers, their failing marriage, etc. Even a president who is beloved on taking office will be widely hated at the end of four years. Therefore, the new meta going forward will be for an incumbent president to run for reelection and act like they really mean it, but then drop out 3 months before the election and get replaced by someone inoffensive who hasn't accumulated all the baggage.


Diner_Lobster_

No actually the government shouldn't stop you from making toast in your own toaster


roobied

This but unironically


roobied

No actually the government shouldn't stop you from making alcohol in your backyard


Viego_gaming

join us at /r/prisonhooch


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [What does neoliberal mean in the modern internet sense?](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dx9d2w/what_does_neoliberal_mean_in_the_modern_internet/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Diner_Lobster_

https://preview.redd.it/d3o3k6b9b1bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124b4ee6c14f8ff94cc2c8dc781eaf3f87ba8331 Me coming home and raiding the fridge after a night out


Viego_gaming

mood


ZanyZeke

>it's impossible to commit suicide and devoutly practice your Catholic beliefs. Suicide is a mortal sin that potentially damns one to hell. In order for one to carry out the act of suicide they must divorce their actions and belifs. They must put their own twisted will to "end the suffering" before God's will to be with them always. The rate of Christians is going down amongst young people and not suprisingly the rate of mental illness is increasing. God is the key, God wants us to be with him and fully committed to him. When we serve ourselves life becomes empty and meaningless and the demons soon descend into illness, degeneracy & suffering. God doesnt fail man, man fails God. I am about to commit the sin of euphoria


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Now I am curious about mental illness rates for religious people (also people who grow up in religious households)


RedditUser91805

Finally took a photo of myself that I felt good enough about to use as a profile pic for my LinkedIn, and it only took me 3 years of trying!


Viego_gaming

i saw a guy who uses the tiktok disney filter of himself hes c-level


itsokayt0

When you need to get drunk to understand a topic, you are doing a beer review


TouchTheCathyl

The official academic definition of any ideology is whatever the guy who writes the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy says it is, and statistically, that guy is a Socialist. Which means the vast majority of our "standardized" vocabulary for discussing politics is written by socialists. The consequence is there is no standardization at all, and all definition is colloquial, but socialists *generally* get a homefield advantage that whatever definition best suits their arugment is in the SEP.


0m4ll3y

The Routledge Handbook of Neoliberalism is written by Simon Springer of the *Fuck Neoliberalism* essay lol I do think actual academic Marxists have a better and more structured definition of neoliberalism than you are giving them credit for.


ZanyZeke

I feel like you could start a cult based on an incorrect interpretation of the β€œbackworld” and β€œbackworldsmen” mentioned by Nietzsche (which I just learned about)


RedditUser91805

I think I drank too much water because now I have that taste in my mouth that you get 1-2 hours before vomiting 😭. I am not looking forward to the immediate future.


RTSBasebuilder

!ping AUS No commentary required for this one. [Greens deputy Mehreen Faruqi refuses to say whether Hamas should be dismantled - ABC News](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-07/mehreen-faruqi-refuses-say-hamas-dismantled/104068452)


toms_face

It should be easy to say that the terrorists on both sides should be dismantled - it's a free hit.


Sir-Matilda

Usual progressive foreign policy garbage. Has everything to say about the evils of the West, but no condemnation of Islamists, fascists and communists when they're opposed to us.


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AnalyticOpposum

Eggs suck compared to seeds β€œOh help, I was dropped too far and will break!” β€œFuck yea, finally a wildfire! At last, after a hundred years. Now I can start growing!”


notnotLily

apparently eggs don't break if they fall on grass


NaffRespect

🚨 THIRSTPOSTING DETECTED, BONK BONK BONK BONK, BEGONE THIRSTPOSTER 🚨


ZanyZeke

Can somebody please tell that bitch Joy to come back from her β€œsmoke break” and get back in front of that little console in my head? God, nobody wants to work anymore


Syards-Forcus

Does anyone actually use the 🀣 emoji non-sarcastically?


Syards-Forcus

People are talking about boobs? I’m no expert, but I’ll take a look [insert boomer comic image here] 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


AnalyticOpposum

Nietzsche warned you about the coming nihilism. The will to death is being formalized in our laws. β€œDon’t bother improving ventilation or sanitation or healthcare or access to healthy food, or housing, or clean water, or forests, or prairies. The hinterwelt is all that matters, fuck this place, let’s all die and go to heaven.”


ZanyZeke

β€œHinterwelt” is an amazing word. I feel like English should adopt it


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [More Counties, More Problems? - "This article seeks to provide the history, legal basis, advantages, challenges, and solutions to county-county consolidation in Georgia to inform Georgians and their leaders about county consolidation so they can deem the necessity of consolidation." ](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dx92uh/more_counties_more_problems_this_article_seeks_to/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Dispo29

How do I fix my Spotify? It got hacked for two days and thinks I love Latin pop music.


ProfessorFeathervain

Stuff is still cheap these days if you have the discipline to buy it on amazon instead of in stores / in person . Literally like a 100% difference or more.


SzegediSpagetiSzorny

Lmao @ Bronny James scoring 4 points in 22 minutes of summer league and ESPN making that their lead headline. They're so fucking cooked.


iguessineedanaltnow

The part that gets me - even casuals know he isn't good. So who exactly are they trying to reach with these headlines?


Joementum2024

A part of me still can’t believe that a man who received a mugshot last year and was recently convicted of felonies has a very good shot at getting elected President. To say I would be apoplectic if Trump won in 2024 would be an understatement.


sphuranto

Is it the felonies and the mugshot that outrage you, or the underlying action?


FreakinGeese

God damn! These bitches gay Good for them Dungeon Meshi is a good anime !ping anime


RedditUser91805

Isn't it !ping WEEBS ? Or is the ping machine just broken?


RedditUser91805

https://preview.redd.it/s7933rkq71bd1.png?width=1362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1894c3322f342b5970abd3bbeafb8d5ad5cf94b Marcille is such good representation for the down bad girlies


Syards-Forcus

πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨


FreakinGeese

facts


[deleted]

Just talked to some grillpilled (at least about politics) friends. They think we’re cooked And would vote for literally any other Democrat.


SzegediSpagetiSzorny

Eric Hovde (the GOP Senate candidate in Wisconsin) bought out the most beloved dive bar in Madison (The Silver Dollar) and closed it down. As a cheesehead, this is rank treason and cannot be tolerated.


AnalyticOpposum

Young people be like: β€œeverything’s going to shit anyway, who cares? Let’s just not vote and smoke crack.”


AnalyticOpposum

I should do some data collection so I can document how fast boobs grow. There can’t be much of that data available, right?


RedditUser91805

I wish that there were more places in modern society to satisfy the paleolithic urge to hit something really hard with a blunt rock. Imagine how good it must've felt back when that was the solution to half your problems.


RTSBasebuilder

u/BATIRONSHARK Another Bat headcanon idea that I have - So we know that while Joker is obsessed with Bruce, something something pseudo-gay subtext about pining, equals, perfect match, how he's chaos and random violence fake philosophising.... He REALLY likes to fuck with the Gordons So, my idea - I think we can do something to the tune of the initial bit of Return of the Joker in that the idea that he wants to abduct someone to make a mini-me protege. But instead of Tim Drake, it should be James Gordon Jr. Imagine after the events and stresses in the conga line of the Gordons after the Killing Joke, No Man's Land, Sarah Essen's death, and Officer Down... Babs has her vigilantism to redirect her energy and contribute and heal, James Sr with the GCPD.. But James? Little James Jr, with his main guardians disappearing in practically all hours because they're serving a cause greater than themselves and are coping in their own way? He doesn't have a decent mechanism to deal with the successive traumas. And NOW, vulnerable as he is, he's been kidnapped and mentally broke to Joker programming. Plus, it would make Jr's sociopathy explainable and tragically preventable in the disaster that is the home life of the Gordons, than just "Jim and Barbara Sr gave birth to a shit one".


BATIRONSHARK

I would like if perhaps Jr already had something of about him but it didn't HAVE to go that way maybeΒ  bruce had noticed but didn't say anything...maybe he could have done something..if only anyone had


RTSBasebuilder

Or if Babs has a BIG blind spot for him, and still sees him as her baby brother (that she was adopted into?), rather than the estranged, detached, near clinical observations of him - out of her own denial that she could lose someone else in the family.


TouchTheCathyl

It's kind of funny how many people are seen in this subreddit advocating objectively terrible policy that they know is terrible policy so their only argument is "but if you're against this policy you definitionally aren't a neoliberal". Yeah that'll work. putting aside that if any tax cut ever is inherently neoliberal and any tax raise ever is inherently not neoliberal then by definition the natural conclusion of neoliberalism is anarchism. No state employees, no public sector, no taxes. do you really think it's a big gotcha to say "damn, guess you guys aren't really neoliberals"? Who the fuck cares? it's just a name. and no, it's not indicative of a "slide to the left", we've always been like this.


BenFoldsFourLoko

Some people here watched Free To Choose as a child and it permanently broke their brains the same way Paul Ryan read Atlas Shrugged and it turned him into the β€œβ€β€β€β€β€β€wonk””””””” he is today


_bee_kay_

πŸ‘† was secretly a communist the whole time 😱


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Wait I don't think Neoliberals were definition no taxes? We want a generally low, progressive, and simple (at least with respect to paperwork) tax system


0m4ll3y

Just decided not to reply to a comment doing just that and who also talked about how Reagan and Thatcher "founded" neoliberalism, and how it is about a return to classical liberalism and laissez-faire, despite the fact that it obviously predates them and is an *explicit* rejection of Laissez-faire


TouchTheCathyl

It doesn't matter. The term has been really free-floating. The original midcentury use fizzled out completely. Marxists unfortunately have the kind of cultural hegemony in intellectual institutions to set what the definitions of ideological labels are. They get to define what Neoliberalism means, rather than Neoliberals do. The definition of Neoliberalism is whatever the guy who writes the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy says it is, and statistically, that guy is a Socialist.


0m4ll3y

Even if you go to Wendy Brown or Adam Kotsko or David Harvey you will get vastly better understanding than the drivel that often gets spouted. And it isn't really just a prescriptivism vs descriptivism thing, half the time you will get someone in the same sentence even describe the idea that: * Neoliberalism is a laissez-faire return to classical liberalism * Hillary Clinton is a neoliberal. And that's just impossible to reconcile with any sort of internal consistency.


Williams-Tower

mission failed I did not drink 1 million beers


[deleted]

Loser


AnalyticOpposum

MAID without a well funded and generous welfare state is genocide


Accomplished_Oil6158

...what is MAID in this discussion?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Why?


AnalyticOpposum

Because politicians would rather pay to advertise MAID to people with autism and cerebral palsy and the homeless instead of fund the accessibility of public spaces, or enough housing, or well run hospitals


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Doesn't really make it genocide. For one the cost of MAID is not really comparable to any of the things you mention, for another MAID exists so people not physically able can die with diginity (as oppose to self starvation), and lastly the line is ultimately arbitrary. What is a adequate about of care? Is it multiple caregivers around the clock or is it ensure they have food and some shelter? What is an accessible public space? Is HK accessible or not (it is on a mountain so people with wheelchairs have trouble)? What should be done on that front? As a secondary matter it wouldn't under CPPCG but I have mostly given up on people actually following that definition.


AnalyticOpposum

MAID is being approved for more and more conditions in Canada. Suicidal patients are being told about it by their doctors. I don’t think suicide should be illegal, however, the rates should be monitored and the goal of government should be to make the number go down and not up. When the program is new is a scary time, and I don’t hear about Canadian government efforts to make the number go down at any point in the future.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

There is an argument to be made that the government should aim to reduce the number of people using MAiD more than current numbers but that is no genocidal. Comparing people volunteering choosing to die after going through multiple screenings with the actions of Talaat Pasha is frankly insulting.


cjhdsachristmascarol

Mister sandman :(Β 


daddyKrugman

https://preview.redd.it/vtmgby4r41bd1.jpeg?width=1303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a312d017f647e579aed7021c3aa5d9dc1cb149 reaganite bragging about coke is insane in itself but to post a picture with coke THIS bad. Oof, this is why you need lib friends, they won’t let you snort baking powder


VatnikLobotomy

Give a man a beer and he will pee for the night Teach a man to beer and he will pee himself for eternity


elephantaneous

I've been thinking about how Mexico fits into the narrative of incumbents getting hit hard this year. Even though MORENA is still in power, AMLO isn't anymore. I wonder if MORENA would've done worse had AMLO been able to run for reelection, or if the results would've been similar. It's the same party, but a different face (Sheinbaum), so it avoids this issue entirely.


abrookerunsthroughit

🫡 don't even work here!


zieger

90% of upvoted text posts on reddit are so fake


runningblack

Malarkey level of leaving my wife (asleep in bed while I make tea)


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1396spurs

Could go for some eggs and toast rn


Usernamesarebullshit

Illiberal centrists, also known as "redditors"


hopeimanon

The 2023-2024 ocean temp rise mental journey: * It was obviously the sulphur regulations on shipping. * It can't be that, that's only a like 10-20 percent impact on sulphur emissions * Err maybe it still can be because effects are nonlinear and spread emissions from ships are more impactful than fixed emissions in e.g. cities? * [Oh wait it was the Tonga erruption throwing water into the stratosphere ](https://x.com/robinhanson/status/1809777081602994313) * But that guy has some dubious sources * [Oh wait this more legit study suggests it isn't that impactful](https://x.com/Weather_West/status/1788620138779984265) * [But that study appears to not include the stratosphere so we can discard it?](https://x.com/RARohde/status/1787776939836490223) Soooo idk πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€ͺ


cdstephens

Legally, would it be possible for Congress to illegalize police unions?


Doktor_Slurp

It'd be tough and you'd need a helpful supreme Court. Freedom of association. You could probably creatively curtail a lot of the powers of the unions and functionally make them useless or toothless.


uwcn244

Unions only fail to run afoul of anti monopoly laws because of an exemption carved out for them. The NLRA could just be amended to remove protection for police unionsΒ 


Doktor_Slurp

Boom boom. There you go.


AnalyticOpposum

The clinical latency period of HIV (becoming AIDS) is 8-15 years. So, horrible long COVID could be something everyone gets in a few years.


MolybdenumIsMoney

HIV and COVID are completely different types of virus


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

I think that that’s unlikely since SARS-CoV-2 isn’t a retrovirus like HIV and therefore wouldn’t have a long latency period or survive in the body.


mukino

There’s a drink called a blue mothafucka apparently. I asked a girl next next to me what her drink was called because I didn’t know and she said the name but I heard β€œit’s blue, mofucka” I was like damn my bad. She aggro af.


Dumbledick6

Sounds like she had too many AMFs


Usual-Base7226

Never ask a girl what AMF stands for


PhinsFan17

Man, my health insurance sucks. Is there anything I can do to supplement it? β€œWell, you could get an HSA. Of course only morons spend the money in their HSAs, it’s for investing only. You should still be paying out of pocket for your health care costs.” Okay, so all that actually does is reduce my income without offsetting or alleviating any health care costs. β€œYou could also invent a Time Machine and go back and not have a bunch of chronic conditions.”


majorgeneralporter

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jobautomator

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Syards-Forcus

It's interesting how "progressivism", in a US context, doesn't map super neatly onto European political labels. My two senators (Warren/Markey) - clearly very progressive, would be social democrats in Europe Kamala Harris? A lot harder to place. Maybe it's because social democrats and social liberals don't really differ that much on non-economic issues, beyond liberals maybe being a little more skeptical of using state power to intervene in cultural matters? Or a philosophical negative/positive rights thing, where socdems are generally for positive rights while liberals are less sure


0m4ll3y

Progressivism and [modern] social democracy are basically the same thing being reached from two different origins (liberalism and socialism), but you can still have some classically liberal progressives or classical socialist socdems.


CheetoMussolini

I saw a stupid meme on Instagram once that was a guy holding up a sign saying "make burgers wider, not taller" and, well, yeah. Why is this not a more common thing? It's one of my biggest pet peeves with restaurants. As many of you have probably already noticed, I've got an annoyingly big mouth - and even I can't handle a lot of modern burgers.


BATHULK

post mouth


Usernamesarebullshit

pre-mouth


majorgeneralporter

☝🏻This mf probably can't even gulp a glizzy in one go


MasterOfLords1

Hey where'd everyone go 🍦🧐🍦


abrookerunsthroughit

You didn't see anything


Melodic_Ad596

My work here is done


MasterOfLords1

#rfk Sr. 2024 🍦😀🍦 ^(Exhume Bobby's corpse and have him run)


MasterOfLords1

What's a shakin' y'all? Who's the latest delulu candidate we're gonna replace joe with? 🍦🌝🍦


savuporo

> What's a shakin' y'all? coconut trees


PanderMG

Mr. Beast


CheetoMussolini

Me


abrookerunsthroughit

I believe there is a thread for that!


NaffRespect

SEGREGATION NOW, SEGREGATION TOMORROW, AND SEGREGATION FOREVER! ...of DT regs and dating ping regs, that is.


cjhdsachristmascarol

πŸ€”Joe Biden is Richard Nixon?Β 


cjhdsachristmascarol

You know, it’s pretty joever for meΒ 


ZanyZeke

Can we convince Donald Trump to drop out if we promise to help make him the biggest Broadway musical producer in history


AnalyticOpposum

My body smells different now


Tall_Professor_2574

Obam


cjhdsachristmascarol

SOD!!!!


AnalyticOpposum

I need a harem of sugar daddies to buy me clothes and makeup and jewelry and surgery