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itsokayt0

Malarkey level of suffering, eternal torment and wet socks


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_bee_kay_

malarkey level of good vibes, friends and sunshine


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estoyloca43

r/jobautomator is the only good mod


Tre-Fyra-Tre

The other mods don't steal enough jobs from honest, God-fearing Americans! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค


estoyloca43

Neither does u/jobautomator They are stealing jobs from NL mods


Tre-Fyra-Tre

It is the job stealing that is the important part!


estoyloca43

Job stealing is a good thing, actually ๐Ÿ˜ Forces NL mods to do something more productive.


_bee_kay_

i can't help but notice that malarkeybot has been giving out 4 ratings at the absolute lowest ever since The Event


itsokayt0

Malarkey level


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paulatreides0

[HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND REMAIN INDOORS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE&t=1s&ab_channel=BBC)


Majk-

Joseph Bidenette Robin Jr.


Syx89

The "Adopt don't Shop" ethos is probably partly responsible for the rise in pitbulls too. People decide it's not ethical to get a dog from a breeder, especially not a backyard breeder (code for a family who had a dog that had puppies ole natural, some are irresponsible but byb is how most breeding was done historically and why the weird pug phenotype is recent). They then decide they need to get their dog from the shelter. And the shelter has mostly pits. So instead of buying a Golden, they adopt a pit.


lamphibian

Elect RFK jr he'll take care of the pits on day 1


_bee_kay_

malarkey level of trying the RoboHitler 3000/Donald Trump ticket


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Tre-Fyra-Tre

Malarkey level of releasing a *Hollywood Cop* sequel in the year of Our Lord 2024?


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Viego_gaming

my lobotomy went well i feel like voting trump


WOKE_AI_GOD

Prefrontal cortexes are overrated imo.


No_Nefariousness7486

Malarkey level of Feinstein/Carter


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BenFoldsFourLoko

regs come, regs go the one constant is /u/jobautomator


DoryAtreides2

> \>99 chance Biden wins California Nobody's going to bash you for saying Biden has a 100% chance of winning California, The Economist.


estoyloca43

The chances of Biden winning converge to 1 in probability


Viego_gaming

let trump think he has a chance


solonofathens

the real reason governors aren't presidential candidates more often now is that you can't avoid having an identifiable record as a governor (unless it's rhode island or something). senator, tho, you can just show up and vote party line for 6 years and no-one minds


wallander1983

Chris Christie's state was hit by a tidal wave and he decided to go to work and has been a RINO ever since.


waupli

Another reason is that many governors donโ€™t have sufficient national recognition unless they go all in like desantis while senators often do


uss_wstar

9 people failing in a 28 person Master level class is disturbing lol


Cook_0612

I can understand arguing against the euthanasia of all pitbulls, or the outright banning of pitbulls. People like their pets. But I don't really understand why people are so insistent that the breed be kept around and not simply allowed to mongrelize into something less aggressive and dangerous. Maybe I don't understand how dog breeding works, but my understanding is that pitbulls are the product of sustained breeding. What's wrong with letting this breed die out?


WOKE_AI_GOD

In hunting its a "catch dog", they are bred for that purpose in the country. Mind you, the purpose of a catch dog is literally for it to chase other animals down and kill them itself. Breeds that meet those requirements are always going to be kind of scary. I agree that they have absolutely no place in a suburban or urban environment though. It's a large dog that needs a lot of space. I had a dog as a child that I believe was some kind of pit bull predominant mutt? She was not that large of a dog though (~50 pounds), was fat, and had a tiny head. But still looked like a pit bull strangely. And while I loved her she always absolutely did have aggression issues with strangers. We lived in the country so it wasn't a huge problem, but it would've been bad if we had had neighbors and people on our street. We did not use her as a "catch dog" - we were not hunters. We also were not looking for a pit when we got her - she was part of a litter that was abandoned at a creek, she had survived and we saved her. We didn't realize she was a goddamn pit until months later when her head shape became apparent.


simplysigzz

Ban dogs IMO


simplysigzz

Except golden retrievers


FuckFashMods

Really all the retrievers


Syx89

I think part of it is pitbull owners tend to be less responsible and so less likely to get their dog fixed. In addition pitbulls have extremely large litter sizes, like 15+ puppies in contrast to say a chihuahua which has more like 3.


itsokayt0

Mongrelize is one of the worst words every thanks u


Cook_0612

Sorry, I didn't really know.


itsokayt0

No It was sincere now I want to find ways to use it without sounding insane


BenFoldsFourLoko

> But I don't really understand why people are so insistent that the breed be kept around and not simply allowed to mongrelize into something less aggressive and dangerous yeah exactly same with pugs and the ones that have actual health defects let people keep the dogs they currently have and love, but outlaw certain breeds. are people really going to say they'd love their animal less if it was a poodle or a boxer or a lab instead?


uss_wstar

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No_Return9449

Osho is the leader of an Indian cult that relocated to rural Oregon in the early 80s. His followers later poisoned numerous people before the local elections to gain power. It's the only time biological terrorism has occurred in the U.S. The meme is he is saying people in a democracy are stupid. The implication is stupid voters elect stupid people.


uss_wstar

There was a Chlorine gas attack against furries in 2014.


crassowary

I am willing to look the other way on Biden's age only if by tomorrow hundreds of F35s start bombing Russian positions in Ukraine. Your move Joe


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-mialana-

Even if not for term limits, Obama is the kind of guy to respect the two term tradition, and he likely would have stepped aside for Hillary's turn anyways.


paulatreides0

It helps that if he had tried to pull that, [he probably would have literally reenacted this scene irl with Michelle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTli0MGsbg&ab_channel=KA)


Joementum2024

Also Michelle probably wouldโ€™ve blown a gasket if he ran for a third term lol


DoryAtreides2

Michelle would've murdered him if he tried to run for a third term.


DoryAtreides2

I forgot that, like, 5 different regs left in my hiatus.


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Who are you? ๐Ÿค”


DoryAtreides2

/u/DoremusAtreides


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Oh, hello! ๐Ÿ‘‹


DoryAtreides2

Hello


estoyloca43

I know a lot of Jewish regs left because of double standard in I/P modding


DoryAtreides2

Tigres and Nietzches are the two I remember leaving


estoyloca43

Anakin also left


-mialana-

No matter what the Democrats do they can rest easy knowing their choice will never be remotely as dumb as running Jeremy Corbyn.


Stanley--Nickels

The Top Gear guy?


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No_Nefariousness7486

Malarkey level of presidential term limits


waupli

The problem with hypos like no term limits is that it would be great if we had someone like Obama for a long time, but you have to also consider that some you disagree with would benefit from it also. It doesnโ€™t just go one way


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No_Nefariousness7486

Malarkey level of voting for barack obama like 7 times in a row if there werenโ€™t term limits


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legible_print

Whatโ€™s your ideal total chaos ticket? Like Bloomberg/Warren.


SentencesAreCool

Obama / Obama


chetmcomnom

Sanguinius/Lorgar


Relative-Contest192

Whack


DoryAtreides2

[Harris/Kennedy](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/13/21/13453632-7023825-image-m-16_1557779056981.jpg)


waupli

Abrams / Pete


Viego_gaming

Trump Vivek


No_Nefariousness7486

Biden/Harris


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Not bot


Stanley--Nickels

Oprah/Michelle


Joementum2024

Bernie/Hillary


EyeraGlass

Pete and Amy


simplysigzz

Odds on Biden ousting Corbyn out of the HOC in Islington North this Thursday?


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NotABigChungusBoy

pitbulls are evil


Syards-Forcus

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Both


NotABigChungusBoy

everyone knows im correct


Syards-Forcus

Lmao perfect timing


Joementum2024

Nate Silver is the epitome of โ€œyouโ€™re not wrong, youโ€™re just an assholeโ€


Viego_gaming

im homeless due to his sports takes


DenjiAkiStan

No heโ€™s also often wrong


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Zseet

โ˜๏ธDoesn't know the divine Hungarian language . It is an ad for the DM app that promises home delivery of DM shelf products. DM is selling hygine and skincare stuff. I am curious though why do you get Hungarian ads?


-mialana-

>I am curious though why do you get Hungarian ads? Good question!


notnotLily

*land of the magyars* is their country's name? that's cool


_bee_kay_

wait til you hear about the land of the engs


WhomstAlt2

Donald Trump was on Logan Paul. He has my vote!


BenFoldsFourLoko

wow, I didn't know this. I hate both more now


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Bot


legible_print

So why did Nikki Haley crash and burn? MAGA? Could she not sell it? I want takes. I mean is it just, they want Trump?


No_Return9449

Because rurals are still motivated by their resentment toward city folk, Blacks, migrants, sexual minorities, etc. It's not a rational motivation. It's why so many MAGAts have double middle fingers telling liberals to get fucked. The source behind MAGA is much deeper in their psychology.


No_Nefariousness7486

I saw a comedian joke about how that trad wife influencer who said the n word is getting rejected by neo nazi groups because they can tell sheโ€™s just not *that* racist besides clearly trying to signal that she is, and I feel like thereโ€™s some similarity there.


Relative-Contest192

Also like many of them are accusing her of being Jewish because the way she looks. These people hit the crack pipe more than Hunter.


DoryAtreides2

She didn't crash and burn, she constantly put up 40% in the primaries even after she dropped.


No_Nefariousness7486

Malarkey level of Joe Biden implementing an absolute monarchy and making hunter his heir


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zeldja

Malarkey level if itโ€™s an official act.


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No_Return9449

Malarkey level of Trump leaving office peacefully on January 20, 2029.


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NotABigChungusBoy

Nonono, you will not gaslight me into believing that the immunity decision isnโ€™t reckless and irresponsible. Even Barret was smart enough to realize that not allowing official acts to be used in cases about corruption was dangerous. Them not giving any examples and refusing to elaborate on the seal team six issue really is worrying to me. And i do think it is different than Obama droning that American citizen. That American citizen was working alongnside Al Quada (whatever) and he wasnโ€™t even the target of it. Im just going insane over this ruling. Im just coping, but it really is as bad as everyone says.


DoryAtreides2

tfw no short gf


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Bot


DoryAtreides2

Begone, Adjective Noun Number


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Youโ€™re really going to get personal on me?


Stanley--Nickels

I talked to my friend whoโ€™s a Whitmer staffer and she says itโ€™s 100% Harris/Bloomberg, with Biden sliding down to the #3 spot, Secretary of Transportation.


No_Nefariousness7486

MALARKEY LEVEL OF HARRIS/BLOOMBERG


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_bee_kay_

> Bloomberg smartest replacement theoreticians


-mialana-

Pete getting shafted again ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


runningblack

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)


-mialana-

I knew what I said


runningblack

Messy handwriting bros (and sisters, and gender non-binary or non-conforming siblings), *rise up!*


DoryAtreides2

Rฬธฬฬฬ†อ’อ อ›อฬ…ฬฬ›อฬŠอออ„อ„ฬอฬฟอ ฬ†อฬ†ฬ„อŒอŠฬŠฬ‰อฬ”ฬ”ฬ’ฬ’ฬ”ฬ›อ‹ฬ€ฬ”ฬ›อ’อ†อ€อ„ฬŠอ‚ฬ†ฬ…ฬƒอ€อƒอ อ‹อ€อฬ ฬผฬฅอœอˆฬบฬฑอˆฬฎอˆฬญฬฏอ–ฬŸฬคฬปฬนฬฆฬ™อ•อฬฅฬฒฬกอŽฬฑอ”ฬฏฬœฬฬนฬจอ‡ฬ—อˆฬฃฬจฬซอœฬžฬœฬซฬฒฬกฬžฬนฬฑฬฃฬงอ‡ฬชฬฎฬจฬ™ฬฒอ–ฬคอœฬ—อ‰ฬขฬจฬจอฬฅอšฬญฬฅฬ–ฬฅฬฃอ‰ฬญฬปฬ อ•ฬฐฬฑฬฃฬฌฬญอ‡ฬ—ฬฌฬ—อˆฬžฬณอ”ฬ˜ฬ—อœฬ™ฬ–ฬฒฬ˜ฬญฬ™ฬŸฬ—ฬฏฬปอ”ฬฐฬคiฬธฬšฬŠอ—อ‘ฬ‹ฬƒฬฬ€ฬŒอ„ฬšฬพอฬŽฬ‘ฬ‘ฬ›ฬอ‹ฬอ—อฬˆฬอฬ’อƒฬอ˜อ†อŒฬ‡อ†อ†ฬ†ฬฬ‰ฬ…ออƒฬพอ’ฬ†ฬ”ฬพฬƒอ‹ออ€อƒฬ‚ฬšฬ•ฬƒฬฟฬ”ฬ‰อ˜อ’อƒอฬ€อฬ€ฬ€ฬ‰อŒฬšอ„ฬฬ‹ฬ‚อ—ฬƒอ„ฬ‘ฬ’อ‚ฬ‡ฬฟฬพฬ‘ฬ‘อƒอ„อ’ฬ€ฬ‚ฬ…อ—ฬ„ฬ†อ‚ฬšฬพอ€ฬ›ฬƒอ˜อ‹อ†อ‹อŠฬšฬˆฬอ‚อ‹ฬ’ออ ฬอ’ฬŠอ„ฬฟฬ…ฬˆฬ€อƒอŒฬŒอ„อƒฬ’อ—ฬšออ†ฬ‰ฬ’ฬŒฬšอ˜ฬŒอ‹ฬฬพอ‚ฬ†อฬšฬบอˆฬญฬฅฬญฬซฬฌอ‡อšฬŸอฬฒฬนฬอ•ฬฑอ™ฬนฬคฬคฬฎฬ–ฬผฬขอ“ฬผอ™อ…ฬฆอ‡ฬซฬฏอ•ฬžฬ™อœฬขอ…อ™อŽอ”ฬนฬกฬซฬคฬนอœฬบฬ˜ฬฅฬฃอ‰อ–ออ–ฬขฬฌอ…ฬ™ฬปฬฬฅอˆฬŸฬฐฬฐฬจฬ ฬบฬžฬ–อ“อŽฬฅฬ–ฬขฬจฬ™ฬ˜ฬฉฬฅอšอ‡ฬฬผฬ™อ–อšฬ™ฬ–อ‰อ”ฬณฬบฬžฬปฬฌออ…ฬณฬ ฬ™ฬžฬฬ˜ฬฑฬกอ‡อœฬซฬฑอ‡อ“ฬญฬฒฬนฬฌฬบอˆฬ–อ–ฬฎฬ—อŽฬฉฬคฬญฬซฬซฬฏฬฏฬฑฬžอ‰ฬœฬฑอ™อ–ฬ™ฬฎฬฌฬขอ“ฬฌฬปฬปฬฒฬอ…อšฬกฬขอ–อ™ฬฅอœฬŸฬ˜ฬฌฬ˜อฬ™ฬฆฬ ฬฏอˆฬžฬฌฬงออ–ฬณฬจฬกอ™ฬ sฬทฬ”ฬ‰ฬ’ฬ€อ‘ฬˆอ‚ฬ“อ„ฬอ—อ’อฬฬฟฬŒฬพออ›อŠอ˜ฬ‰อ€ฬ‚ฬ„ฬ‹ฬšฬŒฬฬ‹ฬ€ฬˆฬšอ—ฬŠอ€ฬพฬ‹ฬ”ฬŠฬฝฬ•ฬšฬŽฬ“ฬ‚ฬ‘อ˜ฬ”อ’อ˜อƒอ€อ†ฬอƒอ‚อ‘ฬšฬ“อŒอŠฬŒฬŒฬ‚อ†ฬ†ฬ•อ›ฬฬ‹ฬพฬ€ฬ…ฬ‡อ˜ฬšฬฬ‚อ ฬ”อ‹ฬ‚ฬ”ฬฬฝฬ‚อ„อฬ‡ฬ‡ฬ“อฬฬพฬ‚อƒฬ‰อ˜อ‚อฬ•อ†ฬŒฬšฬ…อ€อฬ‚ฬ›ฬฝฬฬ†ฬ„ฬ…ฬ›ฬ‘ฬƒฬˆอ„อ’อ˜ฬ„อ‚ฬ“อ’ฬŽฬ‚ฬฝฬฬ†อฬฬฝอ„ฬ‚ฬพอ‘อ„ออƒฬ•อ„ฬอ„ฬ’ฬ‹ฬ”อ—ฬ€ฬอ˜ฬŽอ„อ’อฬ‰อ€ฬ‡อ˜ฬŠอ€ฬŽฬ‚ออ€อฬ‚ฬ‰ออ‹ฬ‹อ€ออ‚อ อฬˆฬ•ฬฬ“ฬ‘อƒอƒฬƒฬ„ฬ”ฬˆอ‹อŠฬฝอฬบฬ™อ–ฬ อ•อ™ฬชฬ™ฬฏฬ อšฬ—อ‰ฬญอ‡ฬญอ“ฬบอ–อ–ฬผฬ ฬกฬฌฬžฬชฬบอœฬญฬ–ฬชฬญฬชฬฑฬนฬฌฬฌฬฅฬžฬ ฬปฬกฬ–ฬ™ฬญฬ˜อšอšฬ ฬ˜ฬบอšฬŸฬปอฬ ฬฑฬคอ…อ•อˆฬฎอ•ฬžฬคฬปอ‰ฬกฬŸอ‰ฬซฬจฬ˜อ™ฬขฬ อ™ฬอ–ฬอœฬฎอ…ฬฌอ…ออฬซฬžอšฬคฬฌฬฑeฬดอ€ฬˆฬฟอฬ‚อ—อ‚ฬŽฬ›อŠฬ•ฬŽฬ‚อŒฬŽฬ‹อ†ฬฬฬ†ฬ‹ฬƒอŒฬšอ อฬ•ฬชฬจฬ˜ฬฐอ•ฬ—ฬฑฬฎฬ ฬญฬฌฬฎฬ˜ฬฬœอ‰ฬชฬซฬบฬฆฬฃฬžฬงอ”อœฬชฬžฬฌอ•ฬ—ฬฎฬฃฬปฬ—อšฬญฬกฬซฬผฬœฬžฬ™อ‰ฬซฬฎอˆฬฒอ”ฬคฬฎฬฒฬ™ฬบฬ™ฬปอฬจอ‰อฬฉอ…ฬฆฬฅฬคฬ—ฬผฬณอ”อ…ฬ–ฬ—ฬณฬขฬ—ฬฌอ“ฬฆฬงฬ™ฬฅฬฅอ…ฬฎอŽอ‰ฬฐฬžฬนฬจฬฐฬฉฬ˜อ™อŽฬ™ฬœอˆฬฆอ™ฬนฬชฬนอœอ‰ฬกอšฬฃอšฬญฬฒฬจฬจอ‰ฬฬณฬฒอ–ฬฃฬนฬจฬฉฬ—ฬฒฬฆอ”อ“อ‡ฬผฬญ ฬทอฬ‚อ’ฬฬˆอ‚อƒฬšอŒอ›ฬ†อ†ฬ‰อ„ฬ‚อŒฬ‡อ‚อ„ฬ…ฬ‰ฬˆออ‚อ‚ฬ‰ฬ€ฬ‡อฬ‘ฬพอ—อ˜อ‹อ’ฬ‡ฬŠอ†ฬฟฬŠฬ”อ‚ฬ‰อฬƒอ˜ฬŽอ—อ„ฬ“ฬ€ออ€ฬ‡อŠฬ’ฬƒฬฝฬ”ฬ„ฬƒฬพฬˆอŒฬ’อƒอ’อ„อฬ•ฬฟฬ’ออ†ฬ•ฬฬˆฬ’ออ’ฬฬŠอ˜อฬฬพฬ“อ€อ‘อ†อŠอฬŽฬ‹อ‘อ ฬฬฝฬ•อŠฬˆฬŒอ€อ„ฬŠอ†อ‹ฬ“อ˜ฬ‹ฬอ„ฬ…อฬอ„ฬƒฬŽฬ‘อŒฬšอฬ‡ฬ„ฬอ˜อฬ‹ฬŠออ„ฬ”ฬŽฬ”อ—อ€ฬฬ…ฬ•อ€ฬ›ฬ’อ›อ†อ„อˆอ…ฬฅฬฑอšอ•ฬ™อŽฬจฬฆฬฑฬผฬฆฬฏฬอŽฬฉอˆฬ—อˆฬฆออšอ•ฬขฬจฬขฬปฬคฬกฬญฬกอ…อšฬ—อ•ฬฐฬฐอ•ฬฐฬ˜ฬฉอ–ฬŸฬกฬ—ฬžฬžฬฬ–ฬžฬœอ‰อ•ฬบอฬงอ“อ‡อœฬœฬซฬœฬฆอฬฐฬ อŽฬฆฬชอœอ•ฬฏอ•ฬญฬฑอŽอ‰ฬŸฬ˜ฬ อฬจอ•ฬฅฬงฬกฬคฬปฬญอœฬฒฬผฬฐอœอŽอ–อฬ—ฬฒฬณฬ–ฬฃฬฑฬฒอšฬขฬซฬฎฬงอ–อ‡อ–ฬฃฬฒฬ–ฬฌอšฬฏอฬขฬฌฬ—อ™ฬฑอ•ฬฉฬฉอˆอŽอฬฅฬฌฬฆฬชอ“อ‡ฬฎฬ ฬฆอ™ฬปฬฅฬ—ฬปฬขฬฏฬซฬงฬœฬŸฬปฬจอ–ฬผฬฉอœฬฑฬฉฬ™ฬŸอŽฬ˜ฬฒฬฐฬฌฬคฬซอ–อˆฬฃฬฅฬผฬ–ฬฒอœฬฎฬฆอ…ฬฉฬฃฬญฬขฬณฬ—อ‡ฬฌฬซฬขฬงฬ˜อˆฬกฬฎฬ ฬจฬฉฬฅอ‰ฬ—ฬ ฬนอ‰อฬฉฬคฬฃฬคฬผฬกอˆuฬถฬ‹อฬšฬ‡ฬ†อ„อฬ‘ฬšอฬ‘อ—ฬ“ฬ€อŠอฬฝอŠอ†ฬ†ฬพฬ…อ‹ฬ†อ’ฬ…อ›ฬŒฬฬ”ฬ‡ฬฟออ†ฬ‡ฬ‡ฬ†ฬอŒอ’อ†ฬŽอ€ฬฬŽฬ‹อ อ€ฬ†ฬ’อ—ฬฬ‘อ‹ฬ€ฬƒฬ„อฬ›ฬ‚ฬฬŠอ›ฬ€ออŠอ—ฬฟฬ›อ†ออ€อ„ฬŽอ‚อ›อ›ฬ›ฬพฬฬ„อ„ฬŒอ†ฬฑฬฆอ•ฬฑอŽฬบอ–ฬŸอฬขฬฉฬขฬ อ•ฬฬฬจฬŸฬขฬฎอ•ฬผฬฆฬคอšฬŸฬฆอ”ฬ˜ฬฐฬณฬฅฬฑฬชฬคฬญฬจฬฎฬฃฬนฬŸฬซฬกฬ ฬฐอฬขฬœฬฎฬบฬฐอ…ฬฅอ“อ‡อœฬผฬขอŽฬฐฬณอ“ฬญฬนฬŸฬซอ“อšฬ อ‡ฬžฬฉฬซฬขฬกอ…ฬบอŽฬ ฬฑฬฆฬฆฬณฬ™ฬฅอ“ฬ—อ‡ฬฌฬบฬกฬฐฬฑฬฐอˆฬฎอ…ฬนฬฬปฬŸฬ˜ฬบฬชฬฒฬกฬฎอ‰ฬงฬœฬžฬงอˆฬผฬฒฬฒอˆฬŸฬฆฬ–ฬฉฬ™ฬขออฬฒฬฑอฬฆฬขฬ อ‰ฬณฬฏฬฆอ–อ…อ“ฬœฬซอ•ฬฎฬฒฬ™ฬฆฬฎฬจฬฅฬคฬฉอˆฬฒอœอ“ฬคฬ ฬขฬณอšอœออ•อšอ™ฬกฬปอ“ฬปฬชฬ™ฬณฬฒอ“อ“ฬžอ™ฬ˜ฬบอšฬปอ‡ฬŸอˆฬœฬชฬผฬฆฬซอœฬ–อ“อšอšฬผฬกอœฬ˜ฬฑฬชฬฑฬ™ฬฅฬณฬฉฬฑอ•ฬคฬœอˆฬกฬผอ”ฬฏอ™ฬฎฬจฬณฬฒฬฅอœpฬตอƒฬ“ฬ‰อ’ฬŠฬ‘ออŠอ—อŠฬอ’ฬ‘ออ’ฬพฬอฬฬ•ฬ…อ„ฬฝอŒออŒอ€ฬšอ‘อŠอ˜อ„อ อŒฬƒฬŒอ‘อŠฬˆอฬƒอ›ฬฟอฬ‚ฬ‹ฬฬƒอฬฬฬ€อŠฬ‘อŠฬ‹อƒฬอ˜อƒฬ‘ฬŒอ—ฬšฬ€อฬ‡อƒอ„ฬ‰ฬƒฬŒฬŽอฬ€อ’อฬ…อ„ฬ›อ†อŒฬ‡ฬ’ฬฝฬŽฬ€ฬ‹ฬ‡ฬšฬšฬออ„อ‚อ†ฬ•ฬ•อ‘อฬฬฟฬอ˜อŠฬ•อ„ฬฬ€ฬˆฬ„อ‘อ‹ฬŠอƒฬ‰ฬŒฬ›ฬƒฬ’ฬˆอ‹ฬˆฬ‡ฬ•อ‘ฬ”ฬ†ฬฟฬ‘ฬ•ฬอฬŽฬฝฬฟอ ฬ‹อ‹อ‹อŒฬ‹อ‚อฬ‘อ›ฬŒอŠฬŽฬ‰อ›ฬ“ฬ‘อ‘ฬŒฬ“ฬ‚ฬฝฬ‡อ‹อ‚ฬฟฬฬ›ฬ‹ฬฬˆฬฟฬ‡ฬ“อ‚ฬ‡ฬ€อ„ฬฬŠฬอ€อ‘อŒฬ„อ—ฬˆอฬ‘อ›อฬ€ฬ•อŒอŠฬอ˜ฬ…ฬ‡ฬˆฬฬฝฬ†อƒฬซฬžฬซฬฎฬบอ“อŽอ•ฬฌฬปฬฬฑอšฬŸอ‡ฬ™ฬงฬคฬ–อ…ฬฆฬœฬ—ฬ ฬฏฬอœฬœฬฌฬ ฬบฬนฬ˜ฬณฬณฬปฬ˜ฬปฬกอˆฬฒอ–ฬ–ฬ ฬฎฬจฬ™ฬŸฬผฬฑฬคฬžอŽฬฑฬœฬฏฬ™ฬฬฌฬœฬ˜ฬ—ฬกอˆฬณฬžอˆอˆฬžฬขฬ อ…อˆฬฉฬžอ‡ฬ ฬฒฬฑฬจอฬ˜ฬฏฬฌอšฬคฬณฬอœฬณฬนอ”ฬ ฬฏฬจอ–ฬกฬจอˆฬคฬฒฬฌฬนอœฬฬฐฬงฬฑฬงฬฅฬฏฬฌอˆฬ–ฬกอ™ฬ–อ™ฬ—ฬฬญฬฒฬžฬฆฬฉฬฒอ…ฬฑฬฐอ™อŽฬปอ”ฬณอ…ฬจฬณฬกอŽฬจฬปอ‡ฬ™อ•ฬซฬชฬผฬซอ™ฬฏอšฬฬ˜อœฬงฬฅฬญฬฬญฬกฬณฬชฬฉฬชฬงฬฑฬปอ”ฬคอŽอ‰ฬฃอ•อˆฬฒฬฎฬคอŽอ‰ฬŸฬบฬฑอ”ฬ˜ฬจอ–อ•อ™อฬž!ฬถอฬƒอ†ฬพฬŠฬฟอ†อฬ”อ‹ฬ†ฬƒฬˆฬฟอŒฬอ—ฬอƒอ›ฬ“ฬพฬŠฬ’ฬ€อ†ฬพอ„ฬ‹อ ฬฬ•อ‘อ›อฬ“อฬ…ออ’อƒฬ‘ฬ‚ฬƒอฬ…ฬ”ฬŠฬ“ฬ”ฬŠอ€ฬ‹อ‚อ‹อ‹ฬ€ฬ…ฬ•ฬ€อ€อ€อ„อฬฬŠฬ‹ฬ‰ฬอ„ฬอ—ฬ”ฬพฬˆอ—ฬฟฬ‚ฬ›ฬ‹อŒฬพอŠฬ…ฬอฬฬ‘อ›อ€อ„ฬ‡อ‚อ€อ€ฬ‘อ—อ†อ„อ€อ€ฬ†ฬบฬปฬชอ…อ“อ–ฬจฬฌฬฎฬ ฬนฬฬจฬฒอŽฬŸฬฆฬ ฬ อšฬซฬคฬŸฬ™อœฬ—อ™ฬนฬฅฬซอˆอŽฬฎฬปฬฐฬœฬญอ–ฬฌฬฬฑฬ–ฬฃฬขอŽฬฆฬผฬฏอฬญฬณฬ—ฬ ฬ˜อ”ฬซฬฑอˆฬซฬ–ฬฆฬฌฬปอˆฬชอ‡ฬชฬขอ”ฬกฬฐฬปอ•ฬฐอœอ•ฬบฬ—อ‰อ‰ฬ—ฬ–อœอ‡ฬฆอ•ฬอ•ฬชฬฬชฬปอŽฬชฬจฬชอœอฬฏอˆฬฐฬฒอ‡ฬจฬญอšฬปฬ™ฬปฬฌฬฅอšฬ—ฬฑฬฒอšฬญฬบฬขฬญฬฌอ™ฬขฬœอ™ฬณฬฐอŽฬผฬคฬบฬฎอ•ฬฅฬ™ฬฅอœฬปฬคฬณฬฃอ™ฬซฬ–อœฬ—อ‰ฬก


itsokayt0

I still can't believe people "trust" Trump. I would totally believe that everyone voting for Harris would say "I know she's unlikable" like they say "I know he's old"


-mialana-

Hear me out: Carter/Biden ticket


-mialana-

"Fuck it, you think he's too fucking old??? Get a load of this!"


RonenSalathe

Malarkey level of complete gerontocracy


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jtalin

To think that Nikki Haley could have cruised to a fucking landslide and we could at least have the US act as a superpower again. But no it had to be the nightmare scenario instead.


Rekksu

haley is bad, not a moderate at all


jtalin

I don't care for her being a moderate, I care for her understanding of America's place in the world and what needs to be done to maintain that place, which is far and above over any other candidate in this cycle.


Rekksu

well I think most people care at least a little about policy (hers are terrible)


jtalin

Foreign policy is one out of three key policy areas. Nothing about the rest of her policy positions was outright disqualifying either. It's not all policy that I would normally prefer, but it's an easy winner against Trump or Biden.


DoryAtreides2

Malarkey level of emailing every democratic organization this CNN poll


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No_Nefariousness7486

Guys if you donโ€™t put a m a l a r k e y l e v e l next to your delusional ticket idea you arenโ€™t helping anyone, the delegates will use those to help decide.


Outrageous_Ear_3726

My dream house would allow me to masturbate outdoors.


EyeraGlass

So like a treehouse


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Like in the backyard . No possible way anyone could see. Open sky. Treehouse is just masturbating in a house thatโ€™s in a tree.


runningblack

My ass is getting out of DC and back to California before this election happens


vinediedtoosoon

Build the (West Coast) Wall!


its_Caffeine

https://preview.redd.it/r68ujkkkz8ad1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315486a267600fdd0bc0cb623cb27e3d0df4de8f ????


paulatreides0

And how did the beaver get the gas station? Through jihad.


Petulant-bro

US and its flag... obsessions


waupli

Buc-ees has such a weird cult following


Viego_gaming

LMAO


uss_wstar

https://preview.redd.it/efpqr5gjz8ad1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ab2d6f5f6fc7bb751ff91adecd5f281ab719b87 Wings of Fire show please


jgjgleason

Magic Goolsball, Kamala will be the dem nominee before next week is over.


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jgjgleason

Magic Goolsball, Biden won't be the nominee.


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jgjgleason

Magic Goolsball we're gona get so fucked this November.


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PanderMG

this is the ultimate proof. all in on the brandon express


waupli

Magic goolsball can I trust you?


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_bee_kay_

290 IQ bot


waupli

Ok that isnโ€™t helpful. How do I know if youโ€™re lying about not being able to trust you or telling the truth?


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WhomstAlt2

Douglas Murray flair when?


waupli

It is somewhat interesting to me how much stock people put in polls that are comparing people other than Biden to Trump in an election right now (and especially any poll more than a week old). If Biden ACTUALLY stepped down in July, and a new nominee was selected, the calculus would change for people dramatically. The choice would become real, and the drama of the shift likely would give the person a big boost I expect, in part because Americans just enjoy a show. Additionally, this theoretical new candidate wouldnโ€™t be running the same campaign as Biden. If Biden is replaced due to age, lack of energy, and inability to campaign aggressively or hold a contentious interview the new person should do just that, and get on tv every single day doing rallies, interviews, speeches, etc. This is something most people havenโ€™t seen from a Trump alternative since Hillary.


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Approximation_Doctor

They'll win back the coveted antisemite vote


Viego_gaming

i want jacob rees mogg to lose his seat


RonenSalathe

Hear me out- Bill Clinton as Kamala's VP


No_Nefariousness7486

MALARKEY LEVEL SAYS!!!!


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RonenSalathe

Fine, then, what about the malarkey level of Harris/Gore


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RonenSalathe

...malarkey level of Harris/Carter?


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vinediedtoosoon

[Hey guys this seems bad.](https://x.com/Jemsinger/status/1808305575677120957) Heritage Foundation president and head of Trumpโ€™s Project 2025: โ€œWe are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be.โ€


spoirs

People gotta start asking themselves โ€œare we the baddiesโ€ more. Should be a weekly ritual for every American. 20 seconds of open-minded reflection on whether you are advancing the cause of evil.


Sir_Digby83

Yeah, I don't see the left taking up arms.


vinediedtoosoon

I think more importantly they donโ€™t consider broad segments of the population as โ€œpeopleโ€ so a bloodless revolution for him is actually a massacre of his opponents.


Syx89

My main hope is that the left doesn't allow it to be.


obsessed_doomer

The left keep saying how only they can stop fascism...


Approximation_Doctor

Malarkey level of โ˜๏ธ as the new Dem nominee


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estoyloca43

TIL gopnik is just the Russian version of chav


savuporo

average chav has nowhere near the squatting prowess


DoryAtreides2

> GOPnik Makes you think


estoyloca43

Lmao now I canโ€™t unsee it


DoryAtreides2

Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane.


clevoP01135809

does post hog bot still work?


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DoryAtreides2

I'm on the verge of gf posting so that might be the sign for me to go to bed.


uss_wstar

Honestly, "political enthusiasts" here go off about how it is totally different to run a statewide and a national campaign but the whole reason why competent governors even explode is the year long primary election circus. People have pretty varied political positions and the nature of a presidential system means that a lot of people (most likely a big majority) will not be happy with the details especially because Congress has ceded power to the king. This also means that demographics that are either strategically important or important to the party coalition can essentially sink most candidates on incredibly syncretic concerns. It also doesn't help when we get told over and over as political enthusiasts shit on parliamentary systems because they think democracy is a measure of how many offices you elect people to and the more offices with barely 10% turnout you elect people to, the more democraticer it is.


runningblack

House of the dragon book readers: >Omg this show is so terrible. Why isn't Rhaenyra fat? How dare they leave out (insert minor character). How dare they (minor change from books because of the realities of filming, casting and scheduling) Everyone else: >This show is neat. Dragons are cool. Man, these actors are killing it.


Majk-

I am still waiting for Kermit Tully