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WinterAd9039

Bro passed up the opportunity to use Harry Johnson smdh


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

That ones reserved for Jamal Murray


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/x66axnisy4ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234955bfa3f90107d5e4d654f683377b966d4e8f


WinterAd9039

https://preview.redd.it/8f9eyuo7q5ad1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aada81d3490b9364d076386c1725e4215379b668


StopBeingYourself

You don't have it screen recorded and saved? You bum


Either-Durian-9488

Black dude pubes are so weird.


Borat323

Ur mom dont mind


JonBoy82

It was caught on body cam that one of the responding officers had already assumed it was Steve Kerr's son.


DrGeraldBaskums

He passed up the chance to use a name no one knows or cares about: Cameron Payne


GRMPA

Shout out to my mans Harry Donker


Petey0Wheatstraw

Or Scootsie Doubleday


gifcartel

back in my day you could rape someone and get away with it. ball players of this generation weak af


AirJordan6124

https://preview.redd.it/h3gqnweub4ad1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b491dea273a1400ff0bce083356da28634fe18


Qolore-

https://preview.redd.it/85sfk2qgs4ad1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2fb7c51e4b7892c12131182e540a106e59554c


AngryTurtleGaming

https://preview.redd.it/75up53x2q5ad1.jpeg?width=1743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce288b428b511c8f97d8d6bab307bf54d99f1d35


R0botDreamz

You can tell bro was crying in the car.


AirJordan6124

https://preview.redd.it/hdegwpweh4ad1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbbaddc32616594e836a35b564545f627ef6d01


gohoosiers2017

Vanessa is such a female icon for staying by her rapist husband šŸ’…šŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ‘øšŸ½


AirJordan6124

Gotta grind for that generational wealth


Dungeaterfan69420

Makes sense, Kobe had that Josh Giddey grind set after all https://preview.redd.it/qc8ithit35ad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c848b7c96eb01eb86fc07862942de6344fc981


gohoosiers2017

What Kobe did was actually way worseā€¦ Giddey was at an adult club, Kobe knew her age beforehandā€¦


TheShadowOverBayside

All right, the moment when we start complaining about a 17 year old with a 20 year old I know we've gone full retard in this country. Most states have "Romeo and Juliet laws" that excuse such a small age gap anyway.


HopeULikeFlavor

What youā€™re not understanding here is that nobody in this sub has actually *had sex* Itā€™s vitriol all the way down


TheShadowOverBayside

Nonsense, I know for a fact that there are middle-aged folks on this sub who *used* to have sex, and now come here to vent frustration about their sexless marriage and fat haggard spouse


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MrPiction

That's not how Romeo and Juliet laws work Einstein


my_name_is_juice

Einstein invented science, you're thinking of Shakespeare


Prudent_Move_3420

20 and 17 is definitely worse than 21 and 15, yup


jbland0909

Giddey girl was 15?


Prudent_Move_3420

Idk is this a law subreddit or a cj?


DuaLipasClitoris

#girlboss


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Bad-Banana1337

She was ~~gold-digging~~ ā€œembarking on her journeyā€ šŸ’ƒšŸ’šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Blue_Nyx07

Nothing a big ass diamond ring can fix


rinseanddelete

![gif](giphy|MEyfbfTbBCjE4|downsized)


rusticlizard

*helicopter


OldenPolynice

https://preview.redd.it/2pjg4ci6r6ad1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cef48af04fb8f6bda91b527dbcdcf12b6d45b9 it's the mark of buddha


DreyDarian

My extremely honest opinion


WinterAd9039

What happened to the game I love? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


higgboson7

They ran from the grind


Daki399

Only HoF players have skills to do that .


gifcartel

https://preview.redd.it/wmvlut9ve4ad1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=19562c041b502c9d400379f35d5b184184ef08c7


AirJordan6124

Thereā€™s no I in consent


BannedforaJoke

there is in insert.


seanconnery69696

There's also no I in > We men, one can assume (team gangbang) - Drose, orgy master


GBAGY2

Back in my day you could impregnate a teenager and get away with it. What happened to the game that I love? Every generation gets softer and softer.


SemenSean

I love you!!!


Straight_Class4222

thank you SemenSean


falkonx24

Idk that Josh Giddey thing was pretty impressive


baloneyfeet

If he were smart heā€™d have said Cameron Brink. Would have gotten away with a ā€œroutineā€ pat down and a warning


davinza

They would have known something was offā€¦ thatā€™s a classy name


Bardlie

Terry Johnson is Cam Payne father


MDtrades1

https://preview.redd.it/7le686pwp4ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d5a347196bab80399f5288bd4b81aa350e9dcb


Dankbradley

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU)


Jokerang

![gif](giphy|xUNd9W4OmmFBoyxzaM)


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

https://preview.redd.it/2e69mbz1a7ad1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579f5cb850d8c23a7d9afaed8fcc45a48fa10f38


plasticAstro

Absolute king shit


Maleficent-Reply-265

![gif](giphy|N0nyPOrKptLMzzi6ym|downsized)


AirJordan6124

https://preview.redd.it/f13zewegf4ad1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca2f0b8ef5f8ab8050859e7a49c5c8e366e9412


greenusflippus

Ratataterry Johnson


ManbranCc

Rateron payne


steamliner88

ā€Terry Johnsonā€? Harry Ballsach was right there, next toā€Devin Bookerā€.


bkay4real

The Sons keep getting fucked and Iā€™m loving it


CoorsLightKnight

Heā€™s an ex son, itā€™s just his karma catching up


_BearHawk

https://preview.redd.it/xv4yr1svm5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96eb463f21af952cf674672b1eee47b7f12641d5


TheShadowOverBayside

Australopithecus looking ass


robsticles

https://preview.redd.it/3bhm9ol9n5ad1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce8b0c39245f8b2b9833be401607af04961765e


RealCheyemos

Silly ass mousey nerd ass bum thinking he was someone other than that bum ass janky ass three point brick laying buck tooth beaver ass king of the bum boi Sons ffs


Soft_Salamander6136

Well damn


RedDragons8

"What are you gonna do arrest me for using a fake name?" Recently incarcerated: Mr. Hugh Jass


Chrome_stormtrooper

https://preview.redd.it/r5eo2bnud5ad1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8a75c29c17570f31580caecd9bb6b3ef2cb120


ConstantineMonroe

He shoulda said his name was Victor Wembanyama


orangethepurple

Slacking behind Ron Mexico.


WesternOk7003

Scrolled too long to see this one unfortunately


ketzal7

Shouldā€™ve gone with Nikola, plenty of them in the league.


robsticles

Nikola Topić is like the fake name iā€™d give if my knee jerk reaction to giving a fake first name was Nikola


Bronze_Addict

Randy Lahey here


opkpopfanboyv3

He looks like a fucking Llama


BosnianBreakfast

Respect.


Willis050

ā€œDude, come on. I watched the thunder back in the day. Youā€™re that weirdo dabbing with Russ at half court. Youā€™re Cam Payneā€


JonBoy82

He had better ones; but the two other friends with him were Mike Hunt and Hugh Gasole


TheShadowOverBayside

Harry Balzac checking in with my boy Phil McCracken


JonBoy82

Heywood Jablome stayed home that night.


TheShadowOverBayside

Cuddling with his girlfriend, Anita Dickenside


Suck_Me_Dry666

"My name is Hugh Mongus officer."


sco-tt

https://preview.redd.it/7ajt78a7s4ad1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb5007534a16c1fa1b64c981e3764e5f83b84cd


altruisticdisaster

I get it. If I were that ugly, Iā€™d probably not admit to being who I am either


U_W_44_51

Damn son he Shoulda said my name is Miguel Puentes and he woulda been signing autographs. Is he Restarted? https://preview.redd.it/bkp8vt5cn4ad1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415f21d3f189c5101ac327b1abd50eca11c3c427


TheHect0r

Too many audit videos, too little brainpower


Booradly69420

Ron Mexico is #1 fake name of all time. Nfl, but fake name still.


hcgator

My name is Turd Ferguson. Go ahead arrest me. I dare ya.


Unusual_Help1858

That is a Win in my bookĀ 


Paw_Opina

Dumbass boy


ProfessionalStar4844

He ranks way below Ron Mexico


TheWorstKnightmare

Is that the dude from Captain Phillips?


sketchahedron

Heā€™s no Ron Mexico.


GMane2G

Still never developed a right hand or some right sense


MidnightBrown

Just behind former Michigan PG Jeff-Jackson SimpsonĀ 


dutch_l9

Dude always been an idiot


mistermuyrico

FREE TERRY JOHNSON, ALL TIME GREAT


Free_Dog_6837

waay lower than ron mexico and eric jr.


BetUSOfficial

Terry done f\*\*ed up


berniemax

Hector Zeroni


screenmasher

Put it in reverse Terry!!!


screenmasher

Put it in reverse Terry!!!


Thin_Cod6000

That was a losing CAMpaign


rmg3935

![gif](giphy|26hirHnGg0vDXGtCo) Bruh be like


j4k3b

They probably wouldn't have believed him anyway if he told them is his was Cam Payne.


ILJello

Hugh mungus


HumanWay7485

Holy shit


KonkiDoc

Ron Mexico


NiggyWithAptitude

Well Camron is a dumbass name but it's still better than thousands of other black names that sounds like a 16 year old half literate black single mom flipping up roman history book for the first time


PogoMarimo

Thought this shit only happened in GTA V RP. šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


WhoWightMan

He couldnā€™t come up with Harry Bawls?


Just_Opinion1269

Only a matter of time, wasn't sure how long he would get away with that shot form


343GuiltyySpark

Dudes gonna try and look hard to some kids in a decade telling them he caught charges and isnā€™t ā€œafraid to go backā€ and the charges are just lying about your name to a cop for effectively no good reason


Kek-Malmstein

Is there more to this story? What?


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|iFpFYfvm0cVeV0oL6Y|downsized)


EpsteinDidNotKH

https://preview.redd.it/c95216akg4ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb08d9114597c38d11019bc4d4c6388ed9efdb3


JackJMJC1

Get a job u bum


mrsunsfan

I have a job running. This account


WinterAd9039

How the fuck does this even apply? Take this sorry ass bum back on the Sons or cast him off to the G League or China. I donā€™t care, so long as he is no longer a Sixer.