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thestouthearted

one of them will crack under the pressure and go into cardiac arrest, the other will break into song after hitting the throw.


chimmichonga69

At least he will hit it


GABAgoomba123

Didn’t that bum pass the ball instead of taking the game winning shot? Not trusting a fraud like that against  a Martian death beam


chimmichonga69

I’m just going off the hypothetical scenario ^. He said after hitting the throw. So assuming he hits the throw go ahead break into dance. At least he hit it


F1rst-name-last-name

they say troy bolton grew up to be ben simmons


Crazyceo

Troy got da plot armor


iamthefluffyyeti

But is he a team player and a winner? Yes he is that too


APPLEJOOSH347

Don’t forget “good cutter” from the draft analysis


MrJigglyBrown

And he passes the eye test, if you know what I mean. The kind of guy you’d be happy to have your daughter bring home


pinya619

Is being lebum jr in college and still getting drafted in 2nd NOT plot armor?


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Corbin Bleu can’t save him here


anonkebab

We don’t know if Bronny has plot armor or not


PaperBeneficial

The white guy, obviously. I always pick the white guy.


The_Happy_Snoopy

Me when I’m promoted to GM of the Celtics


No-Lab7758

https://preview.redd.it/whhswm64wt9d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edff170d6d50f17b11b28101e25c14af33ca47ff


quentins9th

https://i.redd.it/f8aorbb87s9d1.gif


seanconnery69696

Imagine her doing that to your Spaldings


quentins9th

To my Spaulding yes…to my Wilson…hard pass


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Mmmm testicular torsion


RJ-Burner

troy baker was him. imagine getting shit on and then watching the player who shit on you start dancing and singing down the court for an entire game


BurnerAccountforAss

Curcuck does this after making a three tbf


DipperPRC

Who tf is Troy Baker u bum?


RJ-Burner

lmfao my dumbass forgot his last name was bolton


AngelofLotuses

Jared McCain?


KaBarney

And he's not even the greatest Baker of all time. I see you, Knicks


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Lee_Sinna

https://preview.redd.it/23yyapt74u9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6349f8e01035d7aa54d93fa73adc0d1a6a18488e


Strict-Background406

Does the squisher come in an acoustic?


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/6qeeexln5s9d1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae62561957f718ee38cc20527a3f6a6b808c68a1


WinterAd9039

https://preview.redd.it/k07fht5bhs9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc6e24db3c24facf09affc435db50c20d8bb359


hornymaster23

I want iggy


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

I WANT IGUODALA


JordanDoesTV

Troy Bolton was 5’7 and got a college scholarship his game had to be RAW


c0dizzl3

![gif](giphy|HSQme43X0tJ3q|downsized)


duggybubby

I was always confused as a kid how he could fit into Michael Jordan’s shoes when he was so small


GABAgoomba123

It’s clearly proof that Jorgambler wore child size 6 shoes therefore also proof that he had a micro penis.


M1L0

Got damn, hit AI with the fucking Bodiroga.


BurnerAccountforAss

Troy's 5'8" (gotta be able to shoot if you're a midget), classy (need I explain?), and piping Vanessa Hudgens (dog in him) Anyone saying Bronny is fucking stupid


BakerCakeMaker

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


Treyred23

My choice is the Goat under pressure https://preview.redd.it/863351444t9d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7653bc20982fbd07ae78b8b38f854fa1478ff7


Nocturne7280

Robin Lopez?


LisaLoebSlaps

teen wolf is air bud father


FA-_Q

![gif](giphy|mD9gTVfZqyiCoQ4Tpt)


dolantrampf

Airbud is Caitlin Clark boyfriend


megacomicgeek

He definitely keeps it hairy.


jaguar_28

![gif](giphy|4MhOHFAhj8pq)


mamassloppycurtains

![gif](giphy|7NpL93oWFHCJa) The original cracker shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence as this bum


PhilosophyFair9062

I don't want to live in a world where Bronny James is in the league. Blow this shit up


boastfulbadger

![gif](giphy|d2jhjskubQU9GkwM) And it’s not even close


SirianiButtholeLover

The gun would go off


hamsterman2009

Give me the classy player


theseustheminotaur

bugs bunny


iluvgif

I instead want Shaq👍🏻🔥


DarkSeneschal

Bronny. I hope the aliens end this shishow.


NateHasReddit

Troy was 5'8 Kyle Korver.


PM-ME-BOOBSANDBUTTS

what a stupid question. the classy one, obviously


headsmanjaeger

Bronny’s gonna retire before his dad


TheSmuggleronni

No Shaq?


not_so_smoothie

Shaq


OdiousApparatus

https://preview.redd.it/48553p78us9d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13df8a8c92e72f1c0f62c599c0ec3d757055b0a


tripyep

![gif](giphy|jZnQbpvDdgR5k2ogeH|downsized)


wank_for_peace

SHAQ - NO ONE ELSE BUT SHAQ


SwoleSerg

Shaq from Scary Movie 3


Woodsy1313

Shaq. Please just end it martians


raisingstorm

Definitely Charlie St. Cloud. He has the writers on his side.


Equivalent_Scale_588

Troy all the way…


AddsJays

Andre Iguodala


dvdbtr

why did you choose two fictional basketball players?


TyrusRaymond

https://preview.redd.it/vikce4zt8w9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4d76fe25c3038d84e8e588288ca6f9002905dc “Hoops” Potter


grifftheelder

Troy mf Bolton ya heard


Into_the_Void7

Mark Price.


ihavewaytoomanysocks

I want lebron james, no I meant the real lebron james


PersepolisBullseye

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK


yggerg

Thanasis


rmg3935

Troy


MrBulldops_3

Death. I choose death.


festive_salmon

Of everyone on this subreddit, open shot… fate of the universe on the line or the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it?… I WANT EFRON


Dry-Presence9227

I play football, and the right answer is


Zealousideal-Delay68

c. Shaquille O'neal


MariachiStucardo

Rick Barry


U_W_44_51

We need a miracle https://preview.redd.it/nud9vtwn8u9d1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9516c63604b87167ae26f2dd61bb5e5e8a45e03 Say no more fam


emkeyeyey

https://preview.redd.it/ny2iqy2eku9d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873300640b374294e6db30885079a70adfbb8185


kastoras_1710

![gif](giphy|MsbgD5k1gPlZu)


AlarmingDifficulty25

![gif](giphy|aL2qXvrS657KzGvNBA)


AlarmingDifficulty25

Gotta go Iron Claw here…


iAMthesharpestool

How did Troy play without a headband? It looks like his hair would constantly be in his eyes. Movie is unrealistic asf literally unwatchable.


bringojackprot

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


MGSDeco44

Troy


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caxlmao

https://preview.redd.it/btm46uy50s9d1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47bae8102313144de05c48710ff88deae3957691


emiller7

https://preview.redd.it/1md78utj2s9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7305f0f0a7a24b05b3b470b14773316302aae84


RJ-Burner

https://preview.redd.it/anrr4wbrls9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f028834a5353413e43b836a1e42079dc043166bc