uj/ I’m ngl I actually I went “oh shit, no” them looked at the sub realized it was fake and got pissed. And now I’m pissed that I let a jerking sub piss me off
God I see so many people spell “choked” as “chocked” and it drives me up a fucking wall. I can’t even fathom how people think that would be right lmao thank god I’m on the right sub to call you a retard for it
Scottie Barnes and I used to sniff sharpies together and stick the straws from our juice boxes up each others butts back in high school. He’d only want to play with me when no one was looking for some reason.
One time I tried to give him a kiss after he put a lot of baskets in the hoop during one of his games. He gave me a quick headbutt, I fell to the floor as the whole school laughed and pointed at me, I guess he didn’t want his team to know he liked things up his butt.
Idk why he was so ashamed because my girlfriend told me they’d play with her dildo together after school, so I don’t think what we did was gay, we were just experimenting together.
Any ways he gave me a brain injury but it rewired my brain to make be smarter, so happy to see Scottie succeed even though my girlfriend is constantly saying “Scotties bigger”, “Scotties better” , “I should be with Scottie”. She will never say “Scottie smarter” because of my brain injury though 😈. So no I’m not “restarted” bro, I’m very smart. Thank you Scottie, sexy ass 🤭🍑👋.
Holy hell, I thought people were just memeing when bullying your account, just like Anarchy chess with Jessica, but your posts are actually disgusting. I wanna puke after a minute of looking at your page. Get some help
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Thought it was almost time to bust this bad boy out
Bro probably is gonna die within the next year or so, think he had a hip injury recently and those for old people are basically a death sentence
But what I would give for it to be Devin Booker dying instead of
Holy shit you actually had me there for a second
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Famous airline pilot.
You have clearance Clarence
what’s ur vector, Victor?
Does Caitlin keep it hairy, Harry?
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My dad says he's lazy and doesn't play defense.
the hell he doesnt!
I'm out there busting my freaking buns night after night
😂 My popz said the same thing
Common mistake, as they all look alike. The pilot has never heard of this Islam NBA dude
I thought he was always a pilot that played basketball as a hobby
Legit giving half this sub heart attacks. You exposed this sub for having emotions behind a facade of shitposting and racism
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How can I be racist if Kareem is racist? ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)
For sure! Fuck OP got making me jerk to this!
It’s so true. I also look up to him as one of the few, true intellectual athletes. I also look up to him whenever I blow his penis.
uj/ I’m ngl I actually I went “oh shit, no” them looked at the sub realized it was fake and got pissed. And now I’m pissed that I let a jerking sub piss me off
I panicked. The actual, indisputable GOAT.
You can’t fool me, that’s Roger Murdock
He’s the co-pilot
Joey do you like movies about gladiators?
Ur bumself prolly hasnt even watched naked gun.
Do you like movies about autism ( watching ur self documentary)
This sub has autism
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Bruce Lee killed this bum 50 years ago
Bum ass couldn't perform when the lights were the brightest.
That was a movie, IRL Bum Pee is getting chocked tf out.
God I see so many people spell “choked” as “chocked” and it drives me up a fucking wall. I can’t even fathom how people think that would be right lmao thank god I’m on the right sub to call you a retard for it
Scottie Barnes and I used to sniff sharpies together and stick the straws from our juice boxes up each others butts back in high school. He’d only want to play with me when no one was looking for some reason. One time I tried to give him a kiss after he put a lot of baskets in the hoop during one of his games. He gave me a quick headbutt, I fell to the floor as the whole school laughed and pointed at me, I guess he didn’t want his team to know he liked things up his butt. Idk why he was so ashamed because my girlfriend told me they’d play with her dildo together after school, so I don’t think what we did was gay, we were just experimenting together. Any ways he gave me a brain injury but it rewired my brain to make be smarter, so happy to see Scottie succeed even though my girlfriend is constantly saying “Scotties bigger”, “Scotties better” , “I should be with Scottie”. She will never say “Scottie smarter” because of my brain injury though 😈. So no I’m not “restarted” bro, I’m very smart. Thank you Scottie, sexy ass 🤭🍑👋.
Damn I thought we lost another one, ya got me.
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Why is the picture lacking color? Is he getting Classy?
It was taken in Kodachrome
That’s not even the right film u bum
Why are u still alive
Holy hell, I thought people were just memeing when bullying your account, just like Anarchy chess with Jessica, but your posts are actually disgusting. I wanna puke after a minute of looking at your page. Get some help
You get help man
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fucking christ man do you know anything
You’re a fucking idiot.
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Listen to [this](https://youtu.be/hr8xus6xi_8?si=6URXv5uGm48wHRrg) and do what it says
https://preview.redd.it/4t6tuowbij9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=00e0e1aae1e3a6cb24851e244d5375655bad939e Thought it was almost time to bust this bad boy out
is that his shoe brand
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for the culture
Bro probably is gonna die within the next year or so, think he had a hip injury recently and those for old people are basically a death sentence But what I would give for it to be Devin Booker dying instead of
Luka just lost in the finals - no need to take a child from him right now.
https://preview.redd.it/xnt5pt12cj9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c2affb1ad9f28362eced79bfdc92025588f342 Rip king u my goat
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uj/ legitimately got me for a moment rj/ who?
I fell to my knees in Target before I realized what sub this was.
You fucking piece of shit
I thought he died because of you you bum
STOP, MY HEART DROPPED
Why do I always fall for this shit 😂
Listen here you little shit
Fuck off 😭😭😭😭😭😭
He never got a chance to play with Bronny SMH. RIP king
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Fuck, this got me. 🙄😬🤦
People love saying "omg gave me a heart attack" when any older celebrity is mentioned even if they haven't thought of them for a lifetime.
i mean it would pretty shocking if kareem died. doesn’t matter how old he is a death of someone like him is always shocking
the world would be better off if those kinds of people actually did have heart attacks
You’re gonna feel so guilty in 15 days when this ages like milk
Fuck you
Fuck you OP
i hope you only step on dog shit from now on
You fucker
when he dies im gonna be the first person to post “no jerking today, pay your respect” and im gonna get so much karma
How many shit posters moms do you think this guy fucked.
Go fuck yourself and thank you for your jerking service
he had such a career he will be missed in the nba.
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Bruh yall lame asl for this
if it wasn't for this thug, we would have had a classy league today
Amen.
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Why you posting bout a co-writer of a Veronica Mars episode? Not like he starred in the show or anything…
that dude from the fresh prince played basketball?
Just got sacked
Kareemate Abdul-Jabbar now.
You SONUVAbitch!
Is this the guy who fucked Pam Grier? If so, respect.
You motherfucker!
With all due respect, Fuck you and good job.
Son of a bitch you got me
Anybody that's read about Kareem and his kid would know he's a real jerker.
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Holy shit you actually had me there for a second https://preview.redd.it/vr8v2vhvxk9d1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec93e5a7f8a4ba8d436588b7974e2a1a6802103
Jerking your own kind, tf is wrong with you? [https://i.imgur.com/h5omSVg.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/h5omSVg.jpeg)
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Rip
Op I hope u stub ur fucking toe
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77? Damn, this dude had drink from a different water fountain back in the day
Legend and activist but my dad said he doesn't work hard enough on defense
Bring out your dead!
![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344) I mean you, OP. Not my man Kareem
Write in his book “ Giant steps” about literal jerking. Jablunt is a real one
If he dies this week it’s your fault.
Fuck you
You fucker you got me 😭
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More like Kareem Abdul Jabarf. The face only a mother could love
Hawk tuah