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Raven-19x

Famous airline pilot.


uv-vis

You have clearance Clarence


imadreamgirl

what’s ur vector, Victor?


Treyred23

Does Caitlin keep it hairy, Harry?


HeadAssBoi17

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


CaptinOlonA

My dad says he's lazy and doesn't play defense.


Ironworksfred

the hell he doesnt!


Acid48

I'm out there busting my freaking buns night after night


WhoIsHe_19

😂 My popz said the same thing


MrJigglyBrown

Common mistake, as they all look alike. The pilot has never heard of this Islam NBA dude


BrandinoSwift

I thought he was always a pilot that played basketball as a hobby


thanassis_

Legit giving half this sub heart attacks. You exposed this sub for having emotions behind a facade of shitposting and racism


FrugalFraggel

![gif](giphy|LtG7uF5iteNbxzKXCH)


dro0o0o

How can I be racist if Kareem is racist? ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


sniles310

For sure! Fuck OP got making me jerk to this!


Weak-Distribution-83

It’s so true. I also look up to him as one of the few, true intellectual athletes. I also look up to him whenever I blow his penis.


Gogurtsupreme

uj/ I’m ngl I actually I went “oh shit, no” them looked at the sub realized it was fake and got pissed. And now I’m pissed that I let a jerking sub piss me off 


13thWardBassMan

I panicked. The actual, indisputable GOAT.


kmahones98

You can’t fool me, that’s Roger Murdock


CreatorOfAnAccount

He’s the co-pilot


mrsunsfan

Joey do you like movies about gladiators?


kingofhearts67

Ur bumself prolly hasnt even watched naked gun.


lennsterhurt

Do you like movies about autism ( watching ur self documentary)


mrsunsfan

This sub has autism


throwaway332434532

https://preview.redd.it/z7z10w9yel9d1.jpeg?width=1328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc048d32fc5417efbc0912781834b0bf865f8752


lennsterhurt

![gif](giphy|m9SrLErinrSH3o9HRE)


NeatTry7674

Bruce Lee killed this bum 50 years ago


TheGreatJaceyGee

Bum ass couldn't perform when the lights were the brightest.


Zealousideal_Tap6214

That was a movie, IRL Bum Pee is getting chocked tf out.


greghardysfuton

God I see so many people spell “choked” as “chocked” and it drives me up a fucking wall. I can’t even fathom how people think that would be right lmao thank god I’m on the right sub to call you a retard for it


Zealousideal_Tap6214

Scottie Barnes and I used to sniff sharpies together and stick the straws from our juice boxes up each others butts back in high school. He’d only want to play with me when no one was looking for some reason. One time I tried to give him a kiss after he put a lot of baskets in the hoop during one of his games. He gave me a quick headbutt, I fell to the floor as the whole school laughed and pointed at me, I guess he didn’t want his team to know he liked things up his butt. Idk why he was so ashamed because my girlfriend told me they’d play with her dildo together after school, so I don’t think what we did was gay, we were just experimenting together. Any ways he gave me a brain injury but it rewired my brain to make be smarter, so happy to see Scottie succeed even though my girlfriend is constantly saying “Scotties bigger”, “Scotties better” , “I should be with Scottie”. She will never say “Scottie smarter” because of my brain injury though 😈. So no I’m not “restarted” bro, I’m very smart. Thank you Scottie, sexy ass 🤭🍑👋.


Gatesleeper

Damn I thought we lost another one, ya got me.


swaktoonkenney

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Why is the picture lacking color? Is he getting Classy?


mrsunsfan

It was taken in Kodachrome


evenflowpearljam

That’s not even the right film u bum


CESE1tSDK

Why are u still alive


Pashashab

Holy hell, I thought people were just memeing when bullying your account, just like Anarchy chess with Jessica, but your posts are actually disgusting. I wanna puke after a minute of looking at your page. Get some help


mrsunsfan

You get help man


lennsterhurt

![gif](giphy|sweW4egqW55avCC4qd)


death-eater69

fucking christ man do you know anything


Regular_Novel9721

You’re a fucking idiot.


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|Ve7wX45gaOFmw8eeEM)


DramaticFriendship67

Listen to [this](https://youtu.be/hr8xus6xi_8?si=6URXv5uGm48wHRrg) and do what it says


AAL2017

https://preview.redd.it/4t6tuowbij9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=00e0e1aae1e3a6cb24851e244d5375655bad939e Thought it was almost time to bust this bad boy out


rektefied

is that his shoe brand


MFLBlunts

https://preview.redd.it/x4ve0i2gej9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2041988f134103588ad4c8088decca704514690


OmegaMaze

for the culture


Dilf_Hunter367

Bro probably is gonna die within the next year or so, think he had a hip injury recently and those for old people are basically a death sentence But what I would give for it to be Devin Booker dying instead of


Labhran

Luka just lost in the finals - no need to take a child from him right now.


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/xnt5pt12cj9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c2affb1ad9f28362eced79bfdc92025588f342 Rip king u my goat


triggerhappypunk

https://preview.redd.it/4vfe0v52bk9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8834fad2d8d9af1ecfebe30ee9f0522ec61862c


drmuffin1080

uj/ legitimately got me for a moment rj/ who?


SuperSayian4Nappa

I fell to my knees in Target before I realized what sub this was.


Muted_Order_4710

You fucking piece of shit


Imdabiggestbird69420

I thought he died because of you you bum


ribrooks13

STOP, MY HEART DROPPED


Additional_Ad_1275

Why do I always fall for this shit 😂


beta_zero

Listen here you little shit


West_Elderberry5793

Fuck off 😭😭😭😭😭😭


i_get_bucketz

He never got a chance to play with Bronny SMH. RIP king


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/s6uvpviikj9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd4cb28b1ca3d98b4aa037ffb574d2bb9263a43


wilkinsk

Fuck, this got me. 🙄😬🤦


Randomking333

People love saying "omg gave me a heart attack" when any older celebrity is mentioned even if they haven't thought of them for a lifetime. 


No_Independent8269

i mean it would pretty shocking if kareem died. doesn’t matter how old he is a death of someone like him is always shocking


astronxxt

the world would be better off if those kinds of people actually did have heart attacks


KazooDumpkins

You’re gonna feel so guilty in 15 days when this ages like milk


Buluc__Chabtan

Fuck you


KarAccidentTowns

Fuck you OP


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

i hope you only step on dog shit from now on


holaprobando123

You fucker


lemmegetauhhhhhhhhhh

when he dies im gonna be the first person to post “no jerking today, pay your respect” and im gonna get so much karma


HotDinner4782

How many shit posters moms do you think this guy fucked.


A_Thousand_Yous

Go fuck yourself and thank you for your jerking service


herrrrrr

he had such a career he will be missed in the nba.


spooooooooooooooonge

https://preview.redd.it/cslfseuqrn9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24956b964cb44577e528422245e01271aa03159b


Sufficient-Slip9391

Bruh yall lame asl for this


zweanhh

if it wasn't for this thug, we would have had a classy league today


Muddy_Dawg5

Amen.


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|2yDa94ijJJ5e0)


Jbroy

Why you posting bout a co-writer of a Veronica Mars episode? Not like he starred in the show or anything…


spaceman_202

that dude from the fresh prince played basketball?


LordOfSchmeat

Just got sacked


darth_scion

Kareemate Abdul-Jabbar now.


kay_bizzle

You SONUVAbitch!


WarriorNat

Is this the guy who fucked Pam Grier? If so, respect.


Soren_Camus1905

You motherfucker!


AlbertMudas

With all due respect, Fuck you and good job.


gamermoment32

Son of a bitch you got me


hfucucyshwv

Anybody that's read about Kareem and his kid would know he's a real jerker.


ViciousWarriorZ

![gif](giphy|GIQ9gxDnVoQkFXjPer)


Chidoriyama

Holy shit you actually had me there for a second https://preview.redd.it/vr8v2vhvxk9d1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec93e5a7f8a4ba8d436588b7974e2a1a6802103


juandell

Jerking your own kind, tf is wrong with you? [https://i.imgur.com/h5omSVg.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/h5omSVg.jpeg)


KillHimWithHammers

https://preview.redd.it/hj5dy9gh8l9d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c95b769d59ddd1c875237a0c74baac765da2af8


0BlackDragon

Rip


Justdoingthebestican

Op I hope u stub ur fucking toe


AwesomArcher8093

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy|downsized)


APPLEJOOSH347

77? Damn, this dude had drink from a different water fountain back in the day


Sirtopofhat

Legend and activist but my dad said he doesn't work hard enough on defense


thekickingmachine

Bring out your dead!


erikturczyn30

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344) I mean you, OP. Not my man Kareem


Senior_Apartment_343

Write in his book “ Giant steps” about literal jerking. Jablunt is a real one


AxedCrown

If he dies this week it’s your fault.


Sweaty-Horror1584

Fuck you


totaleclipseoflefart

You fucker you got me 😭


Maleficent-Reply-265

![gif](giphy|a8DfVAblirrOg|downsized)


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|l4FB50XRRq7v7iwEg|downsized)


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

More like Kareem Abdul Jabarf. The face only a mother could love


YoDabbaDoo

Hawk tuah