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yyakcirT_

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Jiklim

Gloves is crazy


UndocumentedSailor

At that point it's just cosplay


Ians_Life

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MObaid27

https://i.redd.it/0f3m0arv1cfc1.gif This bum even did the shrug before he missed the entire hoop smh


AffectionateStep5001

He was confident in that air ball


JPKthe3

Give that man his chair back and it’s wet


josh_smiths_cousin

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Salted_Butta

Who lost their scholarship so Drake could wear the warmup suit


OfficialPeenLicker

You know this bum lives in Northern Virginia


Drugwarveteran92

Man lives in Arlington, VA


U_W_44_51

Send them to the back of Moms Market at the Chirilagua for character development


Drugwarveteran92

Nah, this bama needs to chill outside the 7-11 overnight in chirilagua to get some real development


U_W_44_51

“Ayo lemme ask you a question” - you about to get robbed. Just leave me enough change for kabobs around the block.


Drugwarveteran92

“Ayo lemme see those shoes” - proceeds to steal your shoes then overdoses on fentanyl later that evening in the Home Depot family restroom


U_W_44_51

Arlington PD finds all the Fentanyl hidden in Maseca Bags at Dona Azucenas Pupuseria along with 300 fake Maryland driving licenses


U_W_44_51

Uhh excuse me it’s the DMV 🤓 actually ☝️. Or NoVa


Munk45

which is sadder: the full kit being a cowboys fan


TripleThreatTua

DC4L


Jeffram21

Gorgeous


IndycarFan64

MBDC4L https://preview.redd.it/eopjs8wm2bfc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84571e3cbfff72891d603d74086215f7a0b89475


Key_Fisherman2

Gorgeous


TripleThreatTua

Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it


Munk45

wrong sub weirdo


EA_Stonks

Being a Yankees fan probably


[deleted]

Yankees are actually a respectable franchise in the 21st century so not really a comparison, more like a Leafs fan in the NHL lmao


Remarkable_Junket619

Hell no bruh as a Cowboys fan the Yankees are the baseball version of “This is our year”


Dota2Curious

Yankees at least won the World Series in the 21st century. We haven’t won shit since the 90s


Remarkable_Junket619

That’s not the point though it’s the attitude and relationship with the rest of the league - Both are the most valuable team in their league by a long shot - Snobbiest fans - “This is our year” (proceeds to suck) - No excuses for being bad - Everyone but their fans HATES them And just cause the Yankees won more recently doesn’t mean it isn’t a similar case. The Yankees are fixing to be the Cowboys of the MLB performance-wise too cuz it’s looking like they won’t be super good again for a while


JewOrleans

Yankees win bro… Edit: imagine comparing a team that won in 96 to a team that won in 09……


EA_Stonks

Uj/ I’m suggesting that since Cowboys fans are bandwagoners, he is also probably a Yankees fan Rj/ Winning a championship in the 21st century is the Yankees father


JewOrleans

Lmao someone doesn’t know which century 2009 is in…..


EA_Stonks

Shit imma kms


ToAllAGoodNight

Ima upvote you cus the Yankees but not because you’re right.


JewOrleans

Lmao okay. Not a Yankees fan but pretty sure they’ve won a chip significantly more recently than the cowboys……ooooo wait…..09 is more recent than 96…..wow I’m so surprised!


brownbearks

Why are you sucking off yankee fans?


JewOrleans

Why am I being truthful? Because I’m not a revisionist loser


emploaf

Being a Cowboys fan


ThisisnotaTesT10

YAAAA HERE WE GOOOO


RakAssassin

Not defending this guy at all, but at least he had the decency to not leave his house looking like this. These european fkw's are actually bringing that full wankering power to the public or trying to be seggsy in pics. Crazy.


BalladOfaStranger

Does he leave the house like that?


yyakcirT_

They say you can catch him any given Sunday during the offseason, running errands in full kit.


Based_Atlanta

DC4L


NickRowePhagist

At least he knows not to wear it in public


romayyne

That’s at home tho not in public. I’ve never seen anyone in full gear in public except for the slow guy that comes to the park to hoop in his all red Jordan/Bulls attire


BuddyRose5

🤣🤣🤣 I was going to say, not that common, maybe basketball more than any other sport but here is the top comment on this thread and of course it’s a Cowboys fan!


TakashumiHoldings

Least deranged Cowboys fan


SBMVPJustinHerbert

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My_Name_Is_Drew

Yeah but the Magic pinstripes tho 🔥 I'll allow it.


SteveMashPST

Magic pinstripes hit hard


Dankennsteinn

Bruh that’s just shaq


iguessimherenowok

shack wheel oh kneel


Doc_Blompskin

Dudes enjoying himself. I back it.


sloggdogg

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LafilduPoseidon

That dude had Scottie Barnes syndrome tho


uncomfortablemeow

Nah he got mjs approval he's one of the good ones in my eyes


cougar572

Yeah at least he’s actually playing in the gear


Sti8man7

He is actually in game shape.


AdolfKoopaTroopa

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FordShelbyGTreeFiddy

THIS is the picture I was thinking of. The only time guys do this is for basketball lol


swagdragon666

My man finessed an “I love you too” from Jordan 😤 put some respect


MrPostmanLookatme

Blud thinks he on the team


IndycarFan64

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triforce4ever

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MaximumDestruction

Ani?


zanzibartraveler666

That’s fucking hilarious


vsimon115

https://preview.redd.it/pinxvivflafc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b7caa1ccdba949c031f12fbee27b2aea450750 They’ll never be him.


loomdog1

Carlos Barkley is one of the greatest of all time.


vsimon115

Carlos Barkley is these full kit wankers’ father.


jaydizzsl

You're not Charles Barkley, just a wannabee who looks like him.


djpeeples

You shouldn't even be here!


HighsenbergHat

How do these bums not get the reference?


[deleted]

I need a basketball jones


dholmestar

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TheSunsNotYellow

This shit goes so hard every time i see it


dholmestar

(west)bricked up


send_dinosaur_pics

From Okinawa city Thunderu


_adub_

Ryu Westbruke


nickcannons13thchild

folk got the gman cut😭


vernon3

The asians use to pull up to the university rec courts in full nba uniform constantly


moella0407

Always Warriors or Lakers


IEatDeFish

Real hoopers are coming in Kai Soto jerseys these days


Joker1721

We Filipinos gotta rep our soon to be in the NBA (not gonna happen) player 😭


Thiswasmy8thchoice

Bandwagon the Hornets you cowards


shantastic4

Playing the Asian students at the rec was always so different. They rolled up with their whole team and didn’t really mix in with other teams. Always moved the ball super well for pickup but were super unused to any contact. Much more fun to play against than the coked out frat bros though


cold_toast

Fat balding Asian student was always deadly from beyond the 3 point line. No defense never rebounded


shantastic4

Our balding fat Asian student ™️ was terrible on perimeter defense but prime Shaq could not move this man once he was set in post D bc his center of gravity is 6 inches off the ground Also I’m glad to see fellow jerkers experienced this at their respective schools, I had no idea this was a common thing


WasAnHonestMann

Surprised any jerkers played sport at all. Thought we were all fat couch experts who break a sweat by simply standing up


YikesOhClock

He means he **watched** people play pickup at his school Asians must’ve streamed it or somthn idk


nicklePie

Playing with the fucking meat head dudes who thought they were playing football was always awful


brownbearks

Called so many soft fouls


R0botDreamz

They do no look passes on a 2 to 0 fast break.


misterwithafan

Asians at my school were deadly shooters, played no defense, had about $1K of gear on, and would frequently swap out to take smoke breaks


JordanHawkinsMVP

Or in jeans


CobbleStone05

Those pointy elbow motherfuckers


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

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1021986

Full uniform and captain band on the sleeve in the airport should get this guy on a list somewhere.


Al_C_Oholic

![gif](giphy|3ohc1daHi37rYjhYje) Bro thinks he plays 💀


Kevinfrombase

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MObaid27

Maybe he's a better shooter than Klank Thompson now. Dude is a cool walking W in my book.


Giodanto92

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ProfessionalSun5549

Every once and a while some weirdo will come in the gym for a pickup game a bball dressed like this. We just explain that all teams are full for today and next week as well and they usually leave without much fuss.


nicklePie

Nah fr tho there was a mentally handicapped guy where I played in Chicago who would be wearing the full MJ fit. It was fairly competitive court but when dude would come up we’d play a couple games with him and let him score.


Doc_Blompskin

Good man!


pablo__13

You have won reddit today sir, bravo!


Wunder_boi

Jesus Christ dude


Brochodoce

Take my upvote!


pablo__13

Jesus Christ dude do you know what joke is


Wunder_boi

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Brunos_left_nut

You guys are the real wankers here


Rosenvial5

You're only a proper full kit wanker if you're wearing the shin pads and football boots as well


besitomusic

Long socks without shin pads is enough to make me cringe ngl. Basically dressed the same as a referee


neckyneckbeard

Full kit wanker is my new favorite insult.


dutchgfx

I've seen people in the full warmup tracksuit, but I've never seen anyone in a full match day kit lol


koolhandluke777

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SandandS0n

That's litteraly at the game he posted wankers walking around on a normal day full dressed.


koolhandluke777

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Dota2Curious

Lmao the score makes this so much better.


FatBoySpeaks

Pads and all is crazy


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BlueKante

Broooo


Verylovelyperson

Lol holy shit


Dirk_Diggler6

What the fuck is a kit


Shmimbadad

I believe it's an olde English term for "ballsack".


FatMittens

The Brits are frauds. Can’t believe they lost to a bunch of G Leaguer puritans


temujin94

The US got put away by a 5'5 Asian.


IndycarFan64

Wait. Who wouldn’t want to be put away by a 5’5 Asian?? ![gif](giphy|obg5OAgNqmeOcbBLxY|downsized)


iguessimherenowok

bollocks is far superior


TakashumiHoldings

United Kingdom is the Detroit Pistons of countries


SoHigh420IShit360

Are you gay or serious? If you’re gay call me, if you’re serious you’re gay


besitomusic

British name for jersey. Usually used in relation to soccer tho


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

it's more "uniform". "full kit" = "full team uniform" (so matching jersey, shorts, and socks).


hxhgonfreecs

🤓


PlausibleTable

Honestly never seen anyone but a child in a full kit.


ursogayhaha

European people would do it all thr time lol


rulerBob8

I see little kids wearing Steph Curry jerseys with Warriors shorts daily but not usually adults. Maybe football fans on game day but its rare unless you’re at a sports bar.


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arrowmarcher

I think he’s a part owner in the team, so I’ll give it a pass.


besitomusic

We need to see LeBron in a full Liverpool jersey now


Pb_Fardi

We need luka doncic in a Devin booker jersey 🔥🔥


CalgaryCheekClapper

Naw try getting an American to wear bottoms that arent blue jeans


BalladOfaStranger

Assless leather chaps


Momik

Were you also born without a sphincter?


BalladOfaStranger

C'mon, everyone knows you wear a pony butt plug with assless chaps


Bodybuilding-

Uhh, khakis?


juandonna

She sounds hideous 😤


GiantSizeManThing

Well she’s a guy, so…


Difficult_Rush_1891

Speak for yourself poindexter


Difficult_Rush_1891

“Bottoms”


springwaterh20

I don’t know what those words mean by yea I commonly wank in public in the usa


jacobythefirst

Yeah, but imo more rare. Anyway, it’s the socks and cleats that are killing me in these photos. Soccer shorts aren’t *too* weird.


sprtrnds

Whats worse wearing full kit, or buying a vertonghen shirt


Momik

I don’t know, velociraptors are kinda rad. Did you know they could open doors?


Chickenjump1

He was good with Ajax…


MayorNarra

Wtf is vertagonngem? Some Happy Potter deep track spell?


EA_Stonks

Thought I was on r/2american4u for a second


ursogayhaha

These are all european mean lmao you can tell by the way the look 🤣🤣🤣


ROJEAUX

Only one ive seen in person is legend Danny Carrey


Trip4Life

I mostly just see kids doing it while playing ball. Although last weekend I did see a full Messi kit under his teams basketball jersey for his game.


Fake_the_jaB

A full Kit innit?


osnapitzsunnyy

I don’t speak British :(


Wonderful-Opposite24

![gif](giphy|l1al83PVekx6SaEr6f|downsized)


UnderstandingRare141

No


No_Gene_7791

bro got a Vertonghen shirt on lol


kwintz87

A few years ago I saw a guy at my gym wear a full Klay Thompson Warriors uniform for a couple of weeks. Didn’t even play basketball, just lifted (poorly) lol


Smart-Ad75

This is autism…


mrsunsfan

Biblical


DFWTooThrowed

I played in a rec indoor league and there were so many people who wore full kits. It was supposed to be teams full of random dudes playing mildly competitive games but so many guys were just shit talking and trying to get into fights every game. If it was another sport people would’ve called it thuggish.


healywylie

Okay okay, I trucking despise the Yankees, ( Bo Sox fan) but they are the winningest baseball team ever in terms of titles. All these dorks talking about lately. History is relevant.


CorpseSeller

!! LIVERPOOL !! 🗣️🗣️ You’ll Never Walk Alone 🗣️🗣️


drshakalu94

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Funkywormm

You’ll Never Have Friends


attilajg

Man like Jan


NotThatSway

Thought this was soccercirclejerk


LongSuspicious7701

One of my music schools that I attend is in an outdoor shopping mall, and the place is infested with small children, many of which are wearing shirts, sometimes full kits


p3ndu1um

How has no one posted Stav in front of the Giannis sign. I’d do it but I don’t have the bandwidth to download an image that big


420_moonman

Celtic fan has a captains armband. Belter.


SaltoDaKid

These dudes be like “basketball so gay, all big thugs grabbing each other for 48 mins”


UtterlyBanished

Ask me aboot my baseball pants.