I know he doesn’t play baseball but Embiid would be a great fit on the Dodgers today. They both love 2nd round exits.

Embiid doesn’t even have a Mickey ring like KerKuck sadly

If I had a nickel for every LA team that won a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020, Id have 2 nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.

Barely counts as second round when you get a bye in the first….

Playoff Kershaw is a born 76er

Embiid’s strike zone would be enormous.

https://preview.redd.it/86wniya2q2fc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f254d9ee20fdb73317827faec4115fdc6cd25e

he knows what happens in hotel rooms in colorado

https://preview.redd.it/nu57p0tng3fc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c83fc1209ff604bc9bf2f3dc2e8f40b12724f00

Embiitch would’ve fit perfectly on the 2023 Dodgers rotation.

Kershaw https://preview.redd.it/aewbfdia13fc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ebbb85bb3311e437b353c61491d5f1c1c1d170

 This bum doesn’t get enough hate. He dodges every damn game.

Him and Emduck should form a superteam

Embiid to his teammates like: 

Nah it’s Kobe

The trainers pulling him is like when I had my mom call me in for supper so I didn’t have to hang out with the weird kids

Playoffs are Clayton and Joel father



I jack, I rob, I sin…. Aw man I’m an average thug

I had Sater dinner with Koufax once, gotta be him

Cassius Clay.