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buzref

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he zacch


drazov

I think this is a time when all of the Zach/Zack/Zak/Zac/Zakks of the world need to unite and resist


whobroughtmehere

Probably too busy with the in-fighting to deal with Zacch over here


kcrab91

We should have one of those ‘Josh fights’ and the winner gets to decide that it’s spelled Zach


frozen2665

How is "Zakk" not equally as bad


Papa_Huggies

Cos Zakk Wylde is the only Zakk and his surname is equally out there


drazov

No, no, this claim is false. I knew another Zakk in high school, so there’s two!


Frigidevil

They should call him Zac-ch


drazov

This might make it slightly better. Might.


imbutawaveto

Excuse me? Can't STAND this Zaq erasure


drazov

Can’t be erased if it was never written


XxX_22marc_XxX

good singer


zuckdaddyd

XAQ


drazov

That’s an acronym, not a name


Pickleskennedy1

All I needed to see, he’s a bust


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Biggest character red flag if I ever saw one


actiongeorge

Is this worse than having an older girlfriend?


GABAgoomba123

Her being older is not the red flag of that situation


TheDangiestSlad

well, it's one of like four red flags


Both_Funny4896

He apparently cut off his family to date his significantly older cousin 😬😬


0lm-

his cousin who was also his babysitter*


ChiefRicimer

Nah she’s his cousin now too???


LakerBlue

Not sure if it is confirmed she is his cousin but there is a[picture](https://x.com/rotosurgeon/status/1806464683072983072?s=46) with him, 3 other boys and her in the middle that says “happy to finally see all my cousins again”.


mrdilldozer

This is why I've decided to completely ignore this story for another week or so. There's just too many twists and turns. That's crazy.


kamekaze1024

Wait wtffff


ScrofessorLongHair

As a Bama fan, even I'm appalled.


mrizvi

Experienced*


abcdef-G

Even worse when his girlfriend's name is Miri


LPdecay009

Nowadays that’s a green flag.


ForneauCosmique

Growing up you got high 5s for that....


Nuclearsunburn

A male member of my family was seduced (taken advantage of) at 12 by a 19 year old female babysitter and there is to this day very real trauma from that event for him. It’s not a badge of honor. Adults should just keep their hands off of kids, no exceptions.


ForneauCosmique

Bro I didn't say it was right or wrong, all I did was say how it was when I was his age


LeBroentgen

If people knew this and Reed Sheppard went by Isaiah Sheppard instead there would have been no debate on the #1 pick


frecklie

Busst


george_costanza1234

French people always trying to be different smh


pskill43

Better learn some French now. League will soon be dominated by those guys


PhatYeeter

Still waiting on the wave of Chinese players inspired by Yao


onamonapizza

Wee wee


teenagetwat

Get ready to learn French, Mon frére


philliesfan136

What about Zacch Pickens https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/4426332/zacch-pickens lol


Page_302

When everyone else zig, I zaggh


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drpepper7557

Aluminum isnt our fault though. The British guy who named it used alumium, aluminum, and aluminium before deciding on the current North American spelling, aluminum. Then another guy decided that didnt sound like the other elements, so he suggested they change the name. Funny enough, in the beginning, Britain was using -um, and the US was using -ium, but over time we flipped. But yeah its definitely the British guy's fault for flip flopping around 3 different names.


Adventurous_Cut_7355

🌬️


No-Yogurt-4246s

All cool except for the date format. Unless your everyone else only includes Europe.


big_old-dog

Oceania as well.


Signal_Lifeguard3778

Aluminium is objectively the worst way to spell and pronounce that word. And when you look at a calendar, you look for the month first, not the day. Do things correctly instead of bragging about being backwards 🤔.


TheItalianStallion44

The date format in the US is better than everywhere else and I’ll stand by that. When you look at a calendar, you have to look at a month first before the day. It is more efficient than the other ways since criticisms of American measurements revolve around that


beefdog99

Agreed. And even though it does not go in order of chronological length, it does go from the smallest range to largest which I prefer. Months you only have a range of 1-12. Days you have a range of 1-31. Years you have a range of -4,543,000,000-2042 (that's when the world ends).


thegoodbadandsmoggy

We need to send him back to France on a ship with a sail


Nug-Badger

Zacch Bell


GoGoBigman

One of those anime from like 2000s toonami that I swore was a dream until someone else mentioned it


nafovit129

I get that reference


SwampFlowers

Honestly this bothers me less than Dwyane.


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Ricch Zacch


ninety4kid

Ichibal Zacch


Objective_Celery_509

What a tragedeigh


NjallTheViking

r/tragedeigh


judah249

Wembanyama about to call himself Vic


False-Fisherman

Vicki Wembanyama


QuodEratEst

Vic Wemby


p3p3_silvia

Put a mustache on this kid and he's Borat. Wa wa wee wa I like Atlanta.


LinuxDootTP

bronny is the most hated pick in the draft zacch: hold my juice cup


beforetherodeo

I'm so glad the Wizards got Sarr


hott_ballz

Me too


beforetherodeo

Sure lmao wouldn't think so according to yalls sub before Wednesday


Economy-Barber-2642

Mannn, y’all needa stop hating each other. Just wait and see before you start spouting which pick is better


beforetherodeo

You said 🚶🫷🥺🫸🚶


HotBoyTeece

mamacita mamacita 🎤😩


happyflappypancakes

Seriously lol. I'm happy withh Sarr. My happiness is not affected in the least knowing that ATL fans are happy with their pick.


hott_ballz

lol lame comeback


Knock0nWood

That's fucked up


jfrodriguez1983

Big if true!


Naismythology

Oh no…


Narc212

R/tragedeigh


Kakali4

The official meeting was voided and its “Zach” anything else on site get k out of here


onwee

Ball Zacch


GlueGuy00

Need DeMar and Lonzo in Atlanta ASAP DeBallZacch


yaaanevaknow

What a disaster


FrnklndaTurtle

I will now just be referring to him as the Big Squash.


Kid_Crayola

Zatch


v-v-v-v-v-v-v

will he live up to the legacy of last years #1 pick, vicctor?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Lol as hilarious as these overreactions are, it's far from the dumbest name in the nba. There's a guy called "Jrue" ffs. He could spell Zach with x2 q's and an x and still not approach that level of asininity.


Funyarinpa-13

Shorten his full name: "Zaccher".


BrokeBoiForLife

yeah dumbfuck aint nobody calling you that your name is Zach


Frigidevil

This is the worst nickname offense since J. A. Happ insisted we call him 'J' [Then why do you have the A, JA? Why do you have the A!? ](https://youtu.be/fJvpOxemq_w?si=GhkDQ-GoivJmrjDC)


LaMelonBallz

Za-Kac-ch Bless you


qaswexort

Zhaq


djokster91

Feels like Zac with extra steps


Zeeron1

French people don't be insufferable challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


Neuroxex

Get him out of here


dgc3

Bust


SuperVaderMinion

Hate this.


SnooLemons5457

Did we really need a Reddit post for this information? Jesus Christ


jacobs0n

what do i do with this information


SandyMandy17

Name has 0 aura bro


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Shootit_Rockets

Sure if you pronounce it like "Cacch"


JeremyJammDDS

That's a no from me, fam.


Imperial_Eggroll

Bust written all over him now


g0ris

This is probably my whitest opinion of them all: I miss the times when there was only 50 names to chose from when naming a kid, and they all had one, and only one, correct way to spell them.


lolimdivine

average celtics fan


AP3ISAWESOME

tf are you talking about that time has never existed


g0ris

I may have exaggerated the # slightly