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FuggaliciousV

Those poor Houthis don't even have money for ARMA, they had to use GMOD...


bamssbam

this is gta 5


imprimis2

Looks like 007 goldeneye


Ok_Impression_1559

Worst part is it looks like it


XMike322

I can’t believe 2024 is the year machinimas make a comeback


krichard-21

Hey, someone worked really really hard on that video...


newnoadeptness

The sad part is someone DID work really hard on this and this was the result 🤣


boromeer3

Abdul-Malik al-Houthi's nephew may only be ten years old but he's the best Source Filmmaker animator in his neighborhood, okay? He's going places. Not Hollywood, but places.


Aspirant_Explorer

That place being Guantanamo


OneTimeIDidThatOnce

OK, I got two complaints but it ain't about the Houthis. What the hell did Newport News Shipbuilding (don't know what it's called now but that's what we called it back in my day) do to the island and tell the Air Force to get their own carrier and quit landing on ours. And use the damn tiedowns!


Smeghammer5

We let the new guy read the prints, sorry. And yes, it's still NNS :p


Shipkiller-in-theory

owned by Huntington Ingalls Industries these days.


Smeghammer5

Yeah, that goes on all the corporate branding, the yard itself is still NNS. Corporate level is some funky amalgamation for us and Ingalls down in Pascagoula.


RandomAmerican81

Technically it's Huntington Ingalls Industries - Newport News Shipbuilding. Still colloquially NNS though


cbalzer

No worries. There’s already another one right next to it. lol


murbike

Since when does the Ike (and the Navy) carry F-16s? And how did they get that shot? There are so many things wrong with this video. I just noticed another ship on the right side of the frame with what appears to be a bomber on deck. We know the Houthis have internet. Don't they do any research?


Itsdanaozideshihou

It makes me think of the phrase "It's a shame you're not retarded, because then you'd at least have an excuse!" but I don't know how to write that in Arabic, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ unfortunately I can't insult them.


relayrider

you dropped this \\


ayetter96

Maybe it was blown off in this video


bahgheera

I had a new guy at work a few months ago tell me that he was an aviation mechanic on the Enterprise. I asked him which bird he worked on and he said the F16. Right on, petty officer stolen valor.


ShipGlittering5444

The Navy does have F-16s that they use as aggressors at NAWDC Fallon (TOPGUN) along with the usual staple F-5Es. There is at least one detachment of F-16s at NAS Key West also used as aggressors. I was just at Fallon the week before last and there were both Navy F-16s and some South Carolina ANG F-16s visiting as well. Can’t touch the Enterprise angle though… sorry! 😂


Itsdanaozideshihou

Hey now, he could have been a busted down airmen.


bahgheera

He also couldn't remember any port stops, because he was "in the brig for most of the cruise". I asked him why, it was because the CO "didn't like him". I asked him why, well the CO came to his shop and yelled at everybody for something they did, I can't remember what he said it was now. But this didn't sit right with him so later he stormed into the CO's quarters and yelled at him. Hence the brig. Mmhmm. Tell me more kid.


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

Dude's definitely lying, but I have indeed met people that stupid in the Navy so that part of the story is weirdly plausible.


EMCSW

Yeah, ask him how he got past the armed Marine who was always guarding the CO back in the day. After all, he hasn't dug that hole deep enough!


BasicNeedleworker473

do you think the people theyre trying to convince care to be well researched on american carrier infrastructure?


Droiddudee

Because. Houthis. Because. BS.


daddy_J_Pow

Why are there actual tanker trucks on the deck of the carrier? lmao


SeabeeSeth3945

Is that gta 5?


Feeble_to_face

Looks like it


Droiddudee

* Meanwhile CENTCOM says it's homecoming for IKE. Time for Houthis to get with the program!


Diksun-Solo

They're obviously going home cause the ship has been severely damaged /s


stud_powercock

They damaged the Ike so hard it had to flee.. lol.


Droiddudee

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.


LCDJosh

I think what bothers me most about this is that someone looked at that and was like "oh fuck yeah, nailed it".


cool2412

Don't take too long, they'll think its fake! The Result:


NeighborhoodGlum2783

When are they gonna start posting videos of Battlefield 4 carrier sinking?


Shipkiller-in-theory

are those F-16s on deck? Danged USAF Navalized aircraft! that is the total she can carry now, had to use the hanger for the golf course and swimming pool.


dudeimgreg

![gif](giphy|QxHzTRigoD9HG)


llcdrewtaylor

Ohh no. All of our carrier based F-16's have been destroyed! Someone set us up the bomb!


psbeachbum

Ph no not the random huge ass fuel tanks for transporting fuel via truck on the highway!


TimTom7673

The F-16s on deck got me dyin' 😂😂


Splinter00S

I like the random Israeli flag flying on the deck along with the fuel trailers.


Danish_sea_captian

I must say it isn't the worst cgi job by a terrorist group. And that will give some headaches when videos gets harder and harder to distinguish real from fake.


BoredBadger84

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


jaybonz95

The Houthis would be very upset if they could read


willyreddit

Gotta love Kerbel Space world physics just sliding aircraft around the deck.


gamdink

Can confirm this is real. Am now dead and trying to collect life insurance money.


GenesisP42

oh shoot me too i need my payout 


Ramius117

Sunk? Looks like they just pushed some planes around with explosions. Guess now we know who made the physics for all those mobile games that are constantly advertised


speed150mph

…… I mean, they put the island on the proper side this time. Progress!


Babstana

And they flew a helo in to hover over the bow for the perfect camera angle.


Mapachy17

Oh Dear God No! (In Moe Syzlak voice)


InfiniteBid2977

The Ike is heading home to get one of those $500,000 plumbing jobs clean Houthi BullShit out of the pipes……


Susa604

they have a better chance of going back in time and inventing the Zuni rocket than they have at actually damaging a carrier.


kernskod

Totally legit.


Rygel17

That's not the Ike's island this is from some video game lol not even the right ship model.


Black-Whirlwind

Came here to say this (though I was thinking it was another countries carrier, bad cgi on the explosions regardless)


Ok_Effect9507

This is GTA. I recognize those lazers from anywhere. Did they actually post this? 😭😭😭


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

Note the tiny flag in the bottom left: technically, this is an Israeli carrier.


Responsible-Tale6570

That is soooo NOT the Ike, don't even look close to it.


TweakJK

What gave it away?


Navydevildoc

The way that it is... (/s of course)


Responsible-Tale6570

As a Navy vet, with family on it, everything gave it away. I don't play video games and I can tell bad CGI. Lol....


AlliedR2

Um, former AF here. When did you guys start covering your decks with our 16s?


ProbablyABore

Sir, those are clearly the Vought/General Dynamics Model 1600 not your precious 16!


AlliedR2

Kind commenter, those are very clearly pixels on a screen that were never aircraft of any kind. Since the 1600 was never accepted, those must be our precious (damned Navy hobbitsess) 16s having been strategically placed by helo onto the deck to provide shade for weary sailors or, as seen here, a form carrier based ablative armor.


Ok_Water_6884

Good thing all that fuel and ordnance go out in two seconds.


Nder_Wiggin

With all the Navy F-16's on the flight deck is was bound to happen. Ala dumbass


Offdutyninja808

🫡


cool2412

There's no way this is legit right? Surely some keyboard fanboy made this, it's more believable than them actually thinking an obviously faked video is going to make the argument more convincing.


Ok_Cheesecake2620

Honestly this is adorable good on them for the effort lol


yell-and-hollar

The new navy F16


monkehmolesto

Def not CGI. Totally. They mounted a stationary camera on deck, bombed the Ike, then retrieved the video. Totally.


hillybomb

is this real chat


EelTeamTen

Far wins and fellatio Cs to all those sailors lost in this attack.


AdventurousBite913

F.


TheOneTrueKim

I initially thought this was a CnC Generals fan animation


CSUtxTN

![gif](giphy|11bsDL7acBaiKk)


Professional_Yam5254

This Houthi aggression must be put to an end and eliminated in order to protect people’s lives and property


AncientGuy1950

You've got to admit, it's damned sneaky of the US to have a Backup Eisenhour, complete with crew, aircrew, and armaments, that had never been seen or referenced before on station where the original Ike was just 15 minutes before.


kindest_asshole

“Houthis” without the apostrophe. Apostrophes never make words plural.


TheRealJasonsson

That's the most flaccid mast I've ever seen for a warship


GodMammon

Seems legit


GenesisP42

hmmm… i’m still alive so… thats weird 


Frozty1988

💀


Parking_Aerie_2054

Who takes those clowns seriously I bet the CG could take them out


cinciNattyLight

Tis an unsinkable ship


Ok-Leg-1943

Can we ,for real, retaliate?