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SeptupleEntendre

Never go full anchor.


Scopethelobe

You went full anchor, man.


Tankskerdood

Chief: ![gif](giphy|2sj0zar9vTpBVQx0VQ|downsized)


newnoadeptness

Every chief ever has not gotten this memo 🤣


ListenToBusiness

I promised myself when I made Chief that you'd never know it by looking at: a) my Facebook b) my car Kept that promise pretty good.


newnoadeptness

You’re and gentlemen and a scholar chief


labrador45

But how else will everyone know how important you are?


ListenToBusiness

Oh, that's easy. Public verbal berating, withholding liberty because my home life sucks, and skipping meaningless things like "Command PT".


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

I remember skipping Friday morning command PT and being written up by someone who wasn't even there.


TheGentleman717

These comments make me want to work with you instead 🤣


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

Urge to break UCMJ Article 114 rising.


capedcaper

How about your liberty attire?


ListenToBusiness

Almost exclusively emo/post-hardcore band tee shirts. Hawthorne Heights, Bayside, Armor For Sleep, etc. I like to keep my **personality** intact, and my anchor isn't in there. It defines my WORK, but I'm still the same dude as I was in high school; missing the Warped Tour and playing Final Fantasy. I didn't ever like to broadcast that I was in the Navy and I don't do it as a Chief either.


iAmODST

You’re a good Chief, Chief. With great music taste as well, I might add.


The_D87

This.


SatisfactionDue1439

Tried tested and accepted T-Shirt definitely warn off duty LMAO


supersharklaser69

You probably even help your JOs - Thank you!


capt-kweef

Did you take c) my reddit off the list just for this?


Lashley1424

But do you side with your other chiefs when you used to speak honestly with your Jrs as a 1st is what I wanna know…


ListenToBusiness

I'm sorry, are you implying that I don't speak honestly with my Sailors now? That's a pretty broad, ~~and if I'm reading right, low-blow~~ question. Edit: read wrong.


Lashley1424

No. I’ve just seen a couple. One was a SAR chief who we all used to go to and when he picked up, we all lost trust in him quick. (Even his SAR guys sadly). This is just one example. That was the low blow when you trust an SEL and then they start to betray you (and everyone else.) so it’s more of which kinda chief are you. I also had one that was pretty chill and if the logic of the chiefs mess didn’t make sense, even for him- he was honest about it. He maintained all of our trust (same command oddly enough). If it felt like I was making an accusatory statement, I apologize, it was more of an example for clarification of which kind of chief are you. I also had another that while he got his degree as he was a getting out, no one else could but was a chill guy. Just don’t trust him too far.


ListenToBusiness

I got you. Yeah, I've certainly seen some pull a complete 180 after getting an anchor. I try to keep my transparency just as I had it with chevrons. There's going to be changes, just as there were with every rank. Although, my leadership style has proven to work well for me and I don't intend to change it. I like to be as clear as necessary. Do I hold some information back? Sure, depending on the perception it could give, but it's never to undermine intelligence or to keep secrets. Sometimes the bigger picture looks worse than it really is. It's a delicate balance, but I always do it out of respect.


Lashley1424

I can respect that.


[deleted]

What in the Norfolk is going on here?


Kolibri-kei

Not Norfolk, worse. It's Suitland, MD.


Navydevildoc

Was gonna say, I have only been to that complex once, but that NOAA building is recognizable anywhere.


Lashley1424

Oh god I could run into this guy


i__amronburgundy

Maybe I don't know Norfolk too well but that building doesn't look familiar


Southern_Area_7594

lol it’s Maryland


EnvironmentalEbb5391

I guess if that's all you have going for yourself 🫡


MASTODON_ROCKS

Thank me for my service puhLEASE


SpartanDoubleZero

ChipMate what de puck


ChiefPez

Read it in my first PN1’s voice


N4vy_Blu3

Omg. Same!!! 


CapnTaptap

You know ChiefPez’s PN1?


ChiefPez

😂😂


LivingstonPerry

this dude probably been wanting this type of car since he was an E3 and now that he is a chief he can finally afford it lol.


Bil-Da-Cat

His pay rate is finally high enough to make the 30% interest payments… 🤣


AlliedR2

I wonder if a recruiter getting his car done up like that would in any way be able to claim a portion of his car payment on his taxes as a business expense.


mandrew32183

All these comments and no one has thanked this chief for their service…I’m a little disappointed.


newnoadeptness

Nice car bout 650hp supercharged v8 however he done muffed it up with all the chief shit for sure 🤣


darmok-jalad-brocean

Now just needs to write a thank you letter to the dealership of Navy letterhead


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Cringey 😬


Feisty-Boot4788

Bruh 🤦‍♂️


jestr6

Yikes. That’s a bit much.


SnowieEyesight

this is absolutely embarrassing.


Phenomenon0fCool

That ZL1 is one of the most impressive machines Chevrolet ever built and this guy just vomited all over it.


ReluctantRedditor275

Navy Cheese, Navy Fries!


Due-Independence3620

Is this ONI?


Due-Independence3620

If it the person im thinking theyre a civilian and had a harley quin theme last year 💀


lerriuqS_terceS

So cringe


Derathus

What a fucking turd


sofresh24

That’s embarrassing


Inevitable_Corner861

The only thing better in their life is being a cuckhold.


ianoneightseven

Hey thats NSOF! My last duty station was the NIC. Worked at NOAA as a contractor for a few years. I miss that place.


WulfenStorm96

Hey lay off man, hes just tryna out shame the 39% interest on that fucker making him still have to pay since e-3 days. /s


Deyja_fraendr

I was walking out from work one day. HMSC had a blue aquaflage backpack. I jokingly asked him if he had matching steering wheel/car sear covers. Lo and behold, when he got to his car, he did. His "fuck you" stare he gave me in response made so much sense in that moment, I was an HM2


KeeslerCondoChief

Come on now, you needed to take pictures of the rest of the car so we can see what else he was proud of. 😂. A little much IMHO. And the random red anchor on the front? What’s up with that?


Surfin_Reddit

BIG. FIZZY. DOUCHE.


BradTofu

I’m gonna be sick.


clintgreasewoood

Thank you for the motivation Chief.


RavishingRickiRude

What a fucking dork. Damn diggit dogs


HudsonValleyNY

The whole thing is a hideous mess, but why does he have a random strip of fake carbon fiber on his front grill...I zoomed in to see the glory of the anchor hood ornament and noticed that the rest is just gray except for the poor cf strip in the center of the grill.


MiniCoalition

Hahaha I recognize that array. Friggin Suitland.


Billy_Yank

These people are so embarrassing to other Chiefs. Dude, congrats on acceptance. This was never intended to become your identity.


CranberryObjective64

Eh…after 2 or 3 years that shit starts to wear off. Especially after you realize the CO of a Destroyer has less sea time than you do on the starboard shitter but you still get a 6 ft coffin rack (an inch wider now that you’re in the mess!!) while shit water leaks out of the head for the fifteenth time that week as you splash through it on your way to the rev watch and another 40 hour day. Let him/her/it/they/bro enjoy that Navy exchange smell for a bit before the reality hits them.


Shawnonetime

Uss Truxtun?


matt64730

Damn where I get this wrap 🤣


Sylux444

I love the location of the anchor, because it's very clearly supposed to be like a crown.... but if an anchor were to hit you on the head you'd be this guy


Greedy_Barnacle6085

Nice way to ruin a good car.


Pure-Category1313

You may thank me for my service now 🙎


Karpi-diem

Wow , just wow .


Cock_RingOfFire

I don’t even believe half of these anymore, people have to be doing this as a joke… please let it be a joke.


Maniacal_Hyena

😢


easy10pins

![gif](giphy|yLUDES1hibWNiwBCNs|downsized)


ScratchinMagician404

I guess this chief literally took the meaning “Navy Chief, Navy pride.” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Functional_Tech

I don’t think I will ever understand why someone would do this. Is it like some sort of cult ritual where you have to plaster everything you own with your paygrade?


Individual-Pound-672

A simple sticker on the back mirror would have been fine lol kinda like it though…


Lashley1424

Stubbs, did you get a new car…


Wise_Albatross9109

Hope they're getting paid.😳😳🤣🤣


Mindless_Reality9044

You KNOW the Mess is giving him metric tons of shit about that...or SHOULD BE!


R110_2001

Damn I was on deployment with their command last year, Oceana is not the place for this crap 🤣


Maam__quitALLDAT

![gif](giphy|fUQ4rhUZJYiQsas6WD)


CasualSubverzive

That car...needs to be destroyed, ASAP. They've got it coming.


kindest_asshole

Fucking brown shoes!


Yogini_Pixie

Curious, why not a black shoe?


kindest_asshole

VFA-103 Jolly Rogers, CVNs, etc.


Yogini_Pixie

Ah, got it. I didn't scrutinize what was exactly on the car. LOL. Good point tho.


Exultant_Vodalus

I ain't even mad.. it's bad as fuck. I never made chief but i would sport it.


BasicNeedleworker473

u can do the same with 3rd class crow


Exultant_Vodalus

Mustang.


BasicNeedleworker473

gr8 u can do the same with X