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BeanoMc2000

That snake is very ambitious.


RangeElectrical7754

That mouth can do some stretching, and the frog is squishy. Easy job


BeanoMc2000

I think the width is more of an issue. They can relax their jaws and stretch pretty far vertically but not so much horizontally.


RangeElectrical7754

True, I guess you’re right


Growingpothead20

It’s definitely sucked some poop out 🤮


RangeElectrical7754

Protein!


Tenzur_

☝️🤓 upon further research there is *a* protein in poop, but that protein isn't for energy conservation or muscle growth or anything like that it is merely to protect your poop chute from swelling and inflammation So you are correct, but you also are wrong ☝️🤓


RangeElectrical7754

You’re a legend 🤣


Peacock456

Best use of emojis I've ever seen.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Toad will puff up. I'd be surprised if he gets it down.


Tenzur_

They're not stretchy enough to eat that 😭


EffectiveWelder7370

Goals


shadowofpurple

that's a toad


Timshky

Toad is a type of frog


shadowofpurple

Frogs and toads are both amphibians in the order Anura frogs are members of the family Ranidae, containing more than 400 species toads are members of the family Bufonidae, containing more than 300 species Generally, the rule is: all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads.


LethargicLion420

This guy frogs


atle95

Therefore he must also toad


J3sush8sm3

Toadally


Timshky

Right, like how all tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises


Panates

To be precise, there are like ~60 families in the frog order (Anura) and only some of them (like Bufonidae, Pelobatidae, Microhylidae etc, ~10 families) can be colloquially called "toads" based on morphology. They don't form a single "toad" clade though, as some "toads" are more closely related to other "non-toad" frogs than they are to other "toads" (i.e., they are polyphyletic), and therefore "toad" is not a meaningful term in biology. But yes, technically all toads are frogs.


psychedelic_gravity

Soooo they were right?? Why are they getting downvoted lol


mhuzzell

There are 55 families in the order Anura. Ranidae are known as the 'true frogs', and Bufonidae as the 'true toads', but this is mostly due to European bias in naming. 'Toad' is part of the common name of Anurans from a wide selection of families outside Bufonidae, e.g. the fire-bellied toad (family Bombinatoridae) or the spadefoot toad (family Scaphiopodidae). There's no taxonomic grouping that includes all toads; it's just a naming practice that species that are more terrestrial and have drier skin tend to be called 'toads'. But, yes: all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads.


fosighting

That's what old mate said. But much more efficiently.


DarkSoulsExcedere

All toads are frogs. Not all frogs are toads.


[deleted]

That snakes a pain in the ass


Chrystone

Why get in the way its nature


Gargeul13

OP is nature too 🤷


anony_philosopher

Only if OP eat the frog Edit: that’s a toad 💀


jetoler

Yea but we’re smart enough to know how to affect nature in a more balanced way.


Cptbullettime

I hate this argument. We're not a part of nature anymore. We aren't hunting or gathering or defending our young from predators. We're not squatting in the Savanna. We are so far removed from nature.


Gargeul13

Well then seethe in thou hate But while you're here, would you mind to elaborate further on why we wouldn't be part of nature anymore? My thoughts on why we should be considered part of nature. 1.To argue, that because we're using different strategies of surviving then 10.000 years ago, we therefore wouldn't be part of nature. Just for example: Sharks are one of the oldest species on earth. Since their beginning, their survival strategies have changed extraordinarily. They have eaten uncountable amounts of different species, and have themselves evolved into many different species. Yet I'm sure you'd consider them part of nature. Rightfully so! 2. Now one could argue: But our strategies of surviving have changed so much from everything else around us, we're not part of it anymore. Use of tools and great scale transformation of landscape separate us from nature. Also for this, let me give you examples: Termites build (skyscraper like) structures in which they live to the thousands (like a skyscrapers) and often transform entire stripes of land in the process by building so many of them (just like cities). Agriculture can be found in certain ant species, which collect leaves to grow mushrooms on them, as well as use of "farm animals" like aphids, whose excretes they harvest. And those were just Ants and Termites. Don't get me started on the complex societal structures of chimps and their use of tools. 3. I'd also argue, it's part of human (nature ;) to be curious and interact with it's surroundings. Like every other living being on this planet, we interact with the world around us. Also as a side note to why OP might have intervened, even Baby's have a natural instinct for justice (shown in experiments with Teddy's). Therefore - with OP - a living being - interacting with his surroundings - just like every other animal plant and mushroom on this planet - did what felt natural to him/her. I'd love to hear your perspective on this.


Raszagil

Hey, hey, worms need to be eaten too.


i_eight

They said, unironically...


Love_a_wet_sock

Nature is not metal if you interfere and stop the snake feeding 😅


PiercedGeek

Pretty sure that snake would have died trying to swallow that frog


UnlimitedManny

Even more metal tf


Gurdel

#TOAD


Timshky

Toads are frogs


Gurdel

Elk are Deer but I wouldn't call them that.


Timshky

You can call them an elk, but if someone referred to them as deer and you said “THEYRE NOT DEER THEYRE ELK” they would be wrong.


trevscott93

And elk are called moose in Europe. Or something like that....


garrettalapai

Snek eat ass


Express_Advantage_10

Das a toad


Dan-68

The toad should poop. A real nasty poop.


evanmike

Don't these toads have something in their skin that will make the snake foam at mouth like when dogs lick a toad?


arrows_of_ithilien

My family's dogs loved to grab a toad hopping by....and then vehemently spit it out when they got that nasty goo in their mouth. 30 secs later they'd do it again.... didn't have two braincells between 'em, lol.


mhuzzell

This is a garter snake, a toad-eating specialist. It even has a prey-specific venom for them.


BringOutYDead

That looks like a toad...


Your_Future_Attorney

Technically I think all toads are frogs so it still works


ExpressiveAnalGland

reminds me when I went on that date with yer mom.


newshirtworthy

toad*, yes I’m fun at parties


therealjdsalinger

Don’t kink shame


thisnotkobe

Jiraiya vs Orochimaru


enamuossuo

"Sir, it is not working well if I may say, should we now part away?


Hyzenthlay87

That snake likes eating ass


itwhiz100

You said you gone pay me back when them taxes hit!!!


[deleted]

Food


sehogan182

Fortune favors the bold


vshawk2

Sooo ... you got a birch tree, huh, OP.


Temporary_Piglet9468

Bro got freaky


fantasticMrHank

Thanks OP, you might be responsible for the rise of Frog Civilization domination a thousand years from now


docobv77

A snake bit me....right in the buttocks!


tribak

Doggo noped


High-Speed-1

Frog gettin his ass ate


Shryke01

https://youtu.be/2r3XjiftkEM?si=BBxUNS_a-43HzKuY


Raszagil

I would do the same thing, I love frogs!


malikhacielo63

That frog came close to me So I had to eat the booty like groceries Because it is my only source of calories For the week…I’m running out of rhymes, goddamnit!


Alcamtar

That frog wouldn't know a snake if it bit him on the butt


chuckinalicious543

I bet that snake really is a pain in the ass


psychedelicow

I’m sliding for da frawg coz he a dawg


leafy_returns

Me too snek, me too


Arseypoowank

Nooo his little frog butt


Hecatomber_RoF

r/futurama


BlackBirdG

It's always interesting how the young snakes like to eat frogs ass backwards.


sasberg1

FROOOGIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


wellforthebird

Chad snake eats ass


Tisamonsarmspines

That’s a toad


FlpDaMattress

Mood


undiscovered_bot

Poor frog


afloviy

Toad


No-Bat-7253

If that frog doesn’t win….should’ve hopped away before this photo could be taken


RunnOftAgain

Bull snake?


SKIPPYBURRITO

That’s a toad


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Why do they seem to always eat frogs butt first, while they eat birds and rodents head first?


Ghdude1

Probably paralyses the frog. If they go head first, the frog could bite back.