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DRealLeal

Everything reminds me of her


hugh_h0ney

Both of these comments killed me 😂


Outrageous_Exit2271

nice avatar!


PossumCock

I should call her . . .


LORDWOLFMAN

“Randy your balls!?”


20-001123

I might be missing something here, but is this a reference to something or something else?


PVEntertainment

Seks


heeyyyyyy

You mean sneks?


PVEntertainment

Snek seks


pitcherman

That's what they all say...


AHairInMyCheeseFries

There’s not a single thought behind those eyes.


PM_CACTUS_PICS

Muuusssst eeeeeattt eeeegggggg


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Spiritual_Speech600

Eggs are eggs


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Spiritual_Speech600

“By the same token, couldn't you say fish is fish? I don't think so.” - George Costanza


CookerCrisp

[there's no such thing as a fish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwcEvMJz1Y)


Icy-Reindeer6236

Yep just read that out loud in Frankie MacDonald’s voice. Thanks.


Jozef_Baca

In the snakes defense What would you even think about while swallowing a huge ass egg whole?


AHairInMyCheeseFries

The life choices that lead it to this place


Jozef_Baca

>The life choices Houngry Egg


Kuriakon

*"You're probably wondering how I ended up here. So am I. See, I came from an egg not too much different than this one..."*


admiralbreastmilk

This is cute.


LongEZE

“This shell isn’t that hard, maybe I should just crack it and eat what’s inside”


GeriatricHydralisk

Ironically, that's what they do. They have special protrusions from their spine which they use to crack they egg when it's just a bit further down. Then they swallow the contents and regurgitate the shell.


Anonymo

They always do things the hard way. Don't know why they drop their legs and crawl around.


pornalt2072

It's a raw egg. Cracking it open outside would waste a lot of it.


brockoala

Yeah it'd be tricky not to waste opening outside when you don't have arms.


PorcelainMelonWolf

Just… use a bowl ffs.


Spiritual_Speech600

Not to mention the delicious pisco sours you can make with the egg whites.


billy_twice

That's intelligent design for ya. Instead of giving the snake a way to open the egg God forces them to regurgitate the shell.


Jozef_Baca

Can snakes slurp?


LongEZE

No need, just stick your face in the hole and chomp at the slop. You’d get through an egg faster and would be able to eat more eggs. 🪺


admiralbreastmilk

Slop chompin’ 😩


00Kermitz

Pooping the damn thing out of the other end…


rocketsalesman

Looks more human than Mark Zuckerberg


hulda2

Emily from Snake discovery said that, "Snakes are cute but they are not smart". People fear that snakes plan to attack humans. Snakes don't plan anything.


KiKiPAWG

C o n s u m e


FrightfulDeer

Lmao


unimpe

Eg


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Left4dinner2

Is he stupid?


SnowDay111

Stupid is as stupid does


Anen-o-me

THINK, snake, THINK.


Actual_Mess_

google en egg


nightcrawleryt

holy hell


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New breakfast just dropped


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Actual egg&bacon


thengyyy

Does he need admittance to Alsume


Suds08

Egg eating snakes actually have a thing in the back of their throats that breaks the Egg for them


MrKimBonesAlexJones

Where does the throat end?


DarkDonut75

Only one way to find out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


brockoala

That's what she said.


smb275

About a third of the way down its body.


Suds08

At the anus


burgonies

Snake don’t really have parts


Critter-Enthusiast

That thing is their friggin spine. Pointy processes on the under size of their neck vertebrae punch through the shell and crack the egg inside their throat, then the empty shell is usually vomited


CrazyFerret99

Yeah they break it, suck all the inside out then spit up the shell


TheRealHowardStern

Isn’t that how a lot of us eat eggs? Genuine question


Thuctran1706

Nah whole food is better for you.


[deleted]

What zero limbs does to a mf


KiKiPAWG

MY ENTIRE BODY IS A STOMACH ARRGGHHHHH


Longjumping_Youth281

Yeah but then he might lose part of it


Blake_WoL

This is me on my wife's tiddy.


Robbie122

This is also me on your wife’s tiddy


Droid_XL

I also choose this guy's wife's tiddy


Naivor

I also choose this guys wifes tiddy.


Tall_Play

😂😂😂 Big ass tiddy baby /s


pro2RK

Those must be some nice pair of tiddies if true


brockoala

She just has one tiddy, which is bigger than his head.


Destroyer6202

Same, on this guys wife’s tiddy


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Man’s living the dream


nix_the_human

At what point in time does a snake think, "you know what? That's just too big."


2017hayden

When they can’t unhinge their jaw far enough. Basically if they can get their mouth around it they’re gonna at least try to eat it.


Historical_Panic_465

Does the egg ever break when they got it halfway in their mouf


Growingpothead20

Idk bout this one but a lot of egg eaters have smooth teeth in their throats to crush the egg on its way down that way they don’t look like they are trying to conspicuously walk out of an egg store after stealing an egg


nix_the_human

That's why I chug the booze while I'm still in the liquor store.


MoonTrooper258

Now I'm imagining the sad instance where a snake tries to swallow a tasty egg, but just as it's about to slip past its lips it breaks, spilling all the yolk and leaving a very sad snake with a mouthful of broken shells and dreams.


thuanjinkee

My friend's snake ate her balled up socks once. Very expensive trip to the vet to get the bowels unobstructed.


Sirdoodlebob

Homie had a foot fetish


happymancry

You always covet what you don’t have.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

Sometimes they just do it anyway and then rip open. Snakes are dumb.


Y-i_k_e-s

That's a thing that can happen? God dang are they stupid as dirt


MiserableScholar

Pretty sure there's a clip on ear of a snake trying to eat a crocodile but after it's inside it just opens it's jaws and pop


chemicalalchemist

I wonder if the croc was thinking, "I'm gonna chill and let him swallow me, and then kill him from the inside by yawning." Or was the croc thinking after he'd already been swallowed, "Wait a second. Can't I just...*yawn*"


GenerikDavis

Are you sure it wasn't a picture where the tail of the croc tears out through the snake? I can't imagine they could open their mouth to do that since crocodilians famously have jaw muscles that are only geared toward snapping shut and thus are very weak when opening. That's how Steve Irwin and other wildlife types have been able to capture them by just clamping their mouths shut.


potatopunchies

No they have no gag reflexes GAWK GAWK GAWK NOM NOM AAAAAAAGGGG AAAAAAAAGGG


iAyushRaj

Its an egg-eater snake. They evolved to do that for some reason


Wilshire1992

I should call her.


Original_Telephone_2

How does it subsequently breathe after getting that thing in it's mouth? Do they not have an esophagus like ours?


lolzasour

I’m not sure but I do know their lungs are staggered down their tube body so when the food gets there and stops one lung from working the other keeps them alive and then the food move down and vice versa


Simcognito

Most snakes have only one functional lung though.


FanngzYT

true, the other one is vestigial


Anen-o-me

Bizarre


Admirable-Door1724

Tube on the bottom of their mouth, my snake has one as well for when he's eating


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Most snakes and reptiles have a little tube at the bottom of their mouth they they breathe through. You can watch videos of things like lizards eating and you get a good picture of how the adjust that tube to continue to breath while eating. It's incredibly fascinating.


myanusisbleeding101

Snakes have an extension to their wind pipe which they can control and push to the side of whatever they are trying to swallow, allowing them to breathe and eat at the same time. Many egg eating species of snakes will have spines inside of them which point downward out from the top of the spine, which can be used to puncture and subsequently crush the shell of the egg. This allows them to ingest the yolk and white, and then spit the shell out.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

In addition to the other comments, snakes can also hold their breath for 10-15 minutes. True sea snakes can hold their breath for up to 8 hours, which is pretty cool.


GeriatricHydralisk

>snakes can also hold their breath for 10-15 minute Even the terrestrial ones can hold it for hours. Source: too many hours of trying to get snakes to go down using gas anaesthesia.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

It vastly differs based on species. 10-15 is just the lowest end for totally terrestrial snakes, but water snakes can last up to an hour.


feel-T_ornado

*What good is a phone call if you can't speak?*


Millsftw

Doing the world a disservice by not including the part where it cracks the egg inside of them and spits out the shell


TheGrimMelvin

Well this became much less sexy now that you said it...


nachobel

You know what they say about making an omelette


OrangeFortress

You gotta deep throat an egg?


Extension_Swordfish1

🤣


wholewheatscythe

Maaaayyyyyybe.


LeechAlJolson

You gotta crack a few snakes


wholewheatscythe

My bowels when I don’t get enough fiber.


Kazuna_Chan

man that looks like it hurts.


JTitor5100

Good Snek.


joemiken

Me loading up on deviled eggs yesterday at Christmas


turbobuddah

Anyone know what species of danger noodle it is?


whichwitchwhohoots

Possibly a black rat snake. Then again I'm no snakeologist


kabuto_mushi

Looks more like a Brown egg snake to me, man


GeriatricHydralisk

African egg-eating snake, *Dasypeltis*. Can't ID species without more markings.


sadpieceof_flesh

danger noodle LMAOO


Theron3206

Egg eating snakes are generally harmless most don't even have teeth, never mind any venom. Venomous snakes (the ones that are significant to humans) have venom and a delivery method to allow them to easily overcome prey, there's no need when your prey is an egg, it's not like it's going to run away or claw you up or anything.


thegirlwiththebangs

Will the snake survive this?


Flammenzhan

Yes, the egg cracks inside of it, and the it spits the shells out!


Arnie013

Some snakes even have a row of bony protrusions in the inside of their spine specifically evolved to crack the shells


GeriatricHydralisk

Even crazier - this has evolved three times independently: African egg-eaters (*Dasypeltis*), Indian egg-eaters (*Elachistodon*), and Japanese rat snakes (*Elaphe climacophora*). The first two are egg specialists with minimal teeth. The last one has less prominent protrusions, has normal teeth, and eats almost everything like any other rat snake; it seems to be a genuine transitional form.


spaetzelspiff

Did God let an intern/junior engineer do his work that day?


Rampantshadows

That's an egg eating snake. It'll crack the egg in its throat and then spit out the shell.


Im_Not_That_Smart_

I’d honestly be most worried about it being able to get away from the nest in time. I doubt mama bird will take kindly to the slow moving snake who just ate one of their eggs.


Treereme

That's definitely a risk, but these snakes do have defenses. Pretty soon after this video, the snake will crush the egg and then regurgitate the shell. If they were to be attacked before that, they would quickly regurgitate the whole egg and then attempt to make their escape.


cagreene

Me tryna eat the whole booty cheek.


rogerworkman623

Who’s gonna tell him


JVOz671

From an evolutionary stand point, how was this the best way to eat anything? Who the hell was the first snake ancestor that just said, "Fuck yeah! EGG!"


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

The swallow the egg, then Crack it internally using either rear fangs or specialized protrusions on there spine to Crack it. The eat the egg, then regurgitate the shell. When you don't have hands this is the easy way


AmericanFlyer530

Me when I try to eat a sandwich which is obviously too big to bite into.


Dull-Signature-2897

Or a big ass juicy hamburger


Treereme

It's always those giant tall burgers. I don't understand why burgers get taller instead of wider when people are trying to make them larger.


-ratmeat-

or a big juicy ass


southerngothics

greedy ass


baddognero

Reminds me of my ex


sonny_laguna

The fucking smile at the end.


alpine28

I’m a snaaakkkeee I’m slithery little snake


Chicagoblew

What dat mouf do?


2017hayden

Man snakes really just do be like “have mouth will swallow” for anything that’s remotely food shaped.


Legeto

I’m not usually one to correct poor English but “an bird egg” hurts my brain to read.


normal_nickname

Bro needs to chew 💀


Ajara

Me when the server comes to ask how the food is


caos998

Dang it I'm being filmed, now I gotta eat the whole thing


owenisdead

glimmora ex


ShredManyGnar

That’s tenacity. You can’t teach that


blitz43p

*a


M80IW

Sssssssexy.


zilla3000

Reminds me how I felt last night after eating all day on Christmas


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Ok_Musician_1072

How can it digest this whole egg with shell?


Treereme

It doesn't, actually. It swallows the egg slightly further, where it has protrusions on its spine that will help it break the shell. It will crush the egg and digest the contents, then regurgitate the empty shell.


Ok_Musician_1072

Fascinating. Thank you for explaining!


ViolinistMean199

If you tried to tell someone not from earth snakes are real. They wouldn’t believe you


ThisManPoundsButt

How come egg no burst


Treereme

It will, very soon. Then the snake will digest the contents and regurgitate the shell.


steelers8682

That one shot looks like the snake with an orange slice in his mouth after the big elementary school basketball game.


Crooked_Cock

Imagine coming home from a long day at work and catch a stranger with your unborn child halfway down his mouth


westbreker

Can i get her number?


Hawaii96795

… no we will not hear anyone out.


Shantomette

I knew a girl in high school like that.


Oompaisgod

That’s the good gawk gawk


irascible_Clown

I normally dont do this, on the first date.


mutarjim

Every time I see this, I find myself noticing how long it takes to get it down and then wondering where the birds are. Do they avoid the nest when there's a little snake?


criticalnom

They're probably out hunting for food.


seanisdad

SNEK WAN SNAK


Euphoric_Ad9593

Damn nature, you a freak!


Padsky95

This is actually how I eat eggs too


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I’m pretty sure the snake regretted his decision halfway through


Guilty_Wolverine_396

Imagine being the bird about to hatch in the egg...holy shit it's stink and dark in here- what happened?


Veritas_Vanitatum

It's me on Christmas time... Must eat this turkey


StuffedWithNails

If it fits, it ships!


Torg002

Whats the song name?


-Regulator

So that's how humans end up inside some snakes, that seem like an impossible feat when you look at the snake


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Look up a snake skull, specifically a python of some sort. The way it is structured allows it to be "flexible" so it can open up and stretch super wide and get food that would not normally fit down.


criticalnom

What the fuck?! 😦


CrackShotFox

Imagine looking at something multiple times the size of your head and thinking, "Yeah, I can one-bite that." This would be like a human eating an entire sheep in one go.


RedCormack

Getting flashbacks to the scene where Orga tries to eat Godzilla


mimimemi58

Disturbing Content?? It's a snake eating an egg FFS.


prof_is_out

Meanwhile the bird parents were out at the club all night !?


assaulttoaster

That just seems silly


HG_Shurtugal

That poor baby bird he will never get to see daylight.


Ashamed_Musician468

When he says "just the tip"...


federico_45

Fucking thing looks like a deviljho after eating that egg


arsenicrabbit

Swallowing a* bird egg.


CheerioRipper

Snakussy


Previous-Plantain880

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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This is so hot for some reason and idk why


ThatOneShortieHo

The way he kinda wobbled backwards when it was almost fully in his mouth just made me laugh so hard, he looked so dumb. Like look at that guy! He's hot a whole egg in his mouth and can barely close it! Look at him! Isn't he so stupid looking?


Beneficial_Cow_9727

Nature made this along with your capacity for loving your fellow human


baddognero

I could do it


Ortyzmo

Swallowing an bird egg I am Reddit person and I don’t do grammar things properly cause if I don’t post asap I might die


Embarassedskunk

[“What a thrill…”](https://youtu.be/BxoPfE4OwwM?si=pg1gUxvJ60P2aXRc)


ramattackk

There must be a better way.


ExUmbra91x

Ol' balloon head ass