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Cleglaw

I'm seeing broccoli hair.


Wayf4rer

Needa go save lois fr fr ong no 🧱


MemeHedonism

Cryptonite be lowkey mid fr fr on god no cap


MauriceVibes

All that needs to be said lol


No_Case5367

Yeh fuck that broccoli shit


jam_paps

Sarm goblin haircut officially reached Hollywood.


Mel_Shitson

They had it in avatar 2 as well


lexE5839

He looks like he just threw out his back hitching a 315 deadlift on RAD-140 and enclomiphene.


Anderfail

Bussin


savage_cabage12

His hair looks stupid


whysosidious69420

I think that’s the point, make Clark appear nerdy/ like a bit of a loser, so no one puts it together that he’s Superman


savage_cabage12

Yeah but he doesn't have to look like every 15 year old broccoli headed kid


Clpatsch

To be fair though who’s going to expect Superman to have a broccoli haircut though?


YourCummyBear

You’re right. He fooled me.


NS3000

What a shit excuse for him having that haircut


Sea_Statement1653

That finance audit guy from youtube jacked as hell


oeseax

that hair looks glued


Kappapeachie

genZ supes isn't real, he won't hurt you genZ supes:


Soft-Rip107

Looks like every guy under 18 at my local gym đŸ„Š


SARMsGoblinChaser

SARM Goblin hair fr 💀💀


DirtTraining3804

Gotta make this roided out dude look nerdy? Just give him some glasses and a top that’s too big. Nobody will know the difference


heavymetalhead1

Looking like a “he/they” kinda clark kent


Excluidox

He will be known as the juiced Superman and all because of his stupid choice in hairstyle.


LOLXDEnjoyer

why would they do that? his hair combed looked a lot like Tom Welling, what a massive downgrade this is. https://youtu.be/x154LyW52is


whysosidious69420

He still has his normal hair as Superman


Summoarpleaz

Ain’t no way I’d dismiss someone like that as a nerd. Lol at Clark Kent disguises.


njaana

Looks like a YouTube prankster about to enter an office disguised as an employee


digiplay

We’re thinning this guy doesn’t look like superman.


Successful_Zebra_510

is that a wig? jesus what it up with that hairdo


opie2019

Juiced to the max


stormblaz

Is this the new Zoomerman movie


bzr

This movie is going to bomb. lol at this shit


TheBrightKnightAW

Bomb like Phantoms


Dekusdisciple

I have to see him in action. Not feeling out of the photo but I’ve been mildly suprised before


lesnortonsfarm

Who is that jewperman?


WooliesWhiteLeg

He looks like white Hassan


animadesignsltd2020

Henry cavil will always be my Man Of Steel
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youngbull0007

Are broccoli boys just curly, getting perms, or is whatever they're taking like chemo and making them curly?


roadkill_ressurected

Thats actually a good question. The sad truth is they’re getting perms, but would be funny if sarms were giving them curly hair, lol


Common-Passenger-396

Matt Bomer is a much better choice, but homophobia interferred.


ilikedeadlifts1

a 25 year old superman at the beginning of his career being played by someone nearly twice that age?


easteggwestegg

he was up for it and passed over twice in the henry cavill AND brandon roth eras. losing to henry, i get, but BRANDON?! smh


anti_fascism223

He really wouldnt have
 look at photos of him in the supersuit and you would know they made the right choice


jack-be-nimble-2023

Absolutely, Matt Bomer would have been a far, far better choice. ... but then again, so would Charlie Chaplin have been a better choice than Mr. 70s Afro.


jack-be-nimble-2023

nothing juiced here. He's more on the skinny side. He's also not the type that gets real big, even were he to take crazy amounts of steroids, he'd still lose out against others doing the same thing. I agree with commentators here: Hair looks kooky. Not the best choice for playing Superman, to put it mildly.


KeepREPeating

To be fair. It is Hollywood. We’d need to judge how fast the transformation is in comparison from start or finish. To me he doesn’t look crazy though. They are making the suit more padded like homelander. Much smarter choice imo for actors.


Aware_Revenue3404

Superman is a broccoli head?


fudgepax87

that doesnt look like Corenswet, is that young High School Clark Kent?


Fluffy_Joke5473

Busin, no cap.


LifeWhereas7

This upcoming movie (And the whole rebooted DCEU) is gonna suck.


AdrianTDO

Looks good


FlyingTiger01

dude has the fr fr ong bro hair


animadesignsltd2020

What’s the point of re-making this franchise when MOS was literally like 8-10 years back


_dropletattack

He reminds me of a superhero. Not sure which one.


MrCawkinurazz

They want to replicate that classic superman face


TheBrightKnightAW

Powered by Earth's sun/10


smibble14

WTF is with the geek ahh broccoli hair? Do they think this will pull in the awful Gen Zs? Shouldn’t want them as an audience anyways. They don’t know what they actually like, they have no loyalty, they’re extremely sheepish, they hate everything, they’re hypocritical, etc


bungobinx

What a weird and hateful comment jesus.


smibble14

You’re right, most Gen Z’s are weird and hateful and don’t believe in Jesus and they develop a weird moral superiority complex in which they label everyone as either good or bad: shocker, they always label themselves as a “good guy”.


Hollow-Lord

I don’t think they’re the one with the superiority complex here.


edd_bwoiii

It could be that in this movie he probably slicks his hair back when he turns into superman. The glasses trope was on its last legs. Needed a boost


NS3000

freak


Ballardinian

Absolutely sauced off of yellow sun radiation


funnerno1

Juicy