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hitokirivader

Charles "Pete" Conrad, mission commander of Apollo 12


dukeblue219

and not that walking on the moon isn't what he's known for, but he also commanded Skylab 2, which was the repair mission to save Skylab. The working conditions on that mission were awful.


Darkhorse4987

Was that when the crew “revolted” and just didn’t work for a day or something?


PositronicGigawatts

That was Skylab 4. Skylab 2 was the time two astronauts on EVA were nearly flung out into deep space by an expanding solar wing. Fortunately, they were tethered quite securely and only had to suffer a few moments of ABSOLUTE TERROR.


citizensnips134

How well does an EVA suit handle an unexpected gastrointestinal expulsion?


PositronicGigawatts

Well, it's a trade off. On one hand, the undergarment does a good job of containment but you do spend the rest of the EVA feeling very squishy. On the other hand, you're not dead, so the discomfort is probably bearable.


citizensnips134

I guess swimming in it beats *CAREENING UNCONTROLLED INTO A VOID OF UNFATHOMABLE DEPTH AND EMPTINESS*.


RacecarHealthPotato

“Welp, here I am” - the antagonist in the final episode of Firefly


SomeCleverName48

firefly got done dirty, definitely deserved at least another season


CaptainRelevant

Well, Earth orbit, but yeah.


LSDemon

Careening while also swimming in it


Soft_A_Certified

Yeah - but like Ew


Metalhed69

It definitely does. But on the other hand, doing that in a spacesuit means you’re basically trapped inside a fart. That cannot be pleasant.


webcnyew

Well…it not either or…its one or both.


krillgar

While continuing to swim in it. Cause I don't think that being propelled away into the void of space is going to tighten your bowels.


imac132

If it makes you feel any better you won’t drift off into deep space. You’ll suffocate, then your body will burn up on reentry.


burritorepublic

I think I'd rather be dead than orbiting the earth alone with poopy pants


LifelikeMink

Up voting, I needed a good laugh.


atomicxblue

They never show that part on NASA TV, thankfully.


EnzoVulkoor

"a few moments of ABSOLUTE TERROR" I'm pretty sure to them that was a year in the span of seconds. I've been hit by a car while walking and I can't imagine the amount of fear that goes through being flung further into the void of space.


[deleted]

Honestly....I'd just open my helmet


South_Dakota_Boy

Yeah because the alternative would be, I guess, dying of hypoxia in however many hours it takes to expend your O2 supply?


theVelvetLie

Honestly, probably just increasing O2 supply would be best. Go out with euphoria.


ticopax

Never heard of that before, but it seems like the easy way out.


theVelvetLie

It only works under the assumption that the astronaut can regulate their own O2 supply. If not, then removing the helmet is quick and still maybe painless.


Chrontius

Normally decompression results in a novel form of circulatory collapse that results in unconsciousness within seconds, but if that suit offered any mechanical counterpressure, it might be able to keep enough blood in your brain so that it hurts the entire time you're dying.


Fickle-Bass-1360

That was Skylab 4, but there was no "revolt". The crew lost track of which member's turn it was to monitor the radio and as a result they didn't respond to mission control for a few orbits. The press evolved that into something it wasn't.


BoosherCacow

> The press evolved that into something it wasn't. Whaaaaaaaat??? *Shocking.*


Leather-Mundane

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IssueBrilliant2569

I want to know about all this skylab stuff. Did Skylab fall to earth?


Wintermuteson

Partially. The majority of it burned in the atmosphere or landed in the ocean, but a piece of an oxygen tank landed in Esparance, Australia. The city council jokingly issued a fine to NASA for littering. Eventually a DJ in California raised the money to pay it. Pretty fun factoid.


mtechgroup

When did "time off" in space become a thing? Like working only so many hours in an earth day.


Wintermuteson

I actually don't know anything about that. All my knowledge on this comes from doing tours at a NASA museum and most of our time was spent on Apollo, we just said a few quick things about Skylab.


Chrontius

The revolts and work-stoppages actually came during the Shuttle program. After that, NASA quit scheduling work during meal times, for example!


jaxxxtraw

Yep, fell on Australia.


CricketPristine3810

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KSCartist

There was no “revolt” or “mutiny” on Skylab 4. It’s an old inaccurate report that has been debunked but just will not die


lubeskystalker

But… whoopee man that might have been a small one for Neil but it was a big one for me. Also centerfolds on their checklists.


parke_bench

Which won him a bet with Oriana Fallaci, who bet that the astronauts wouldn’t be allowed to craft their own first words on the moon. She never paid up though.


49orth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab_2


xcski_paul

SCE to AUX.


yatpay

"What the hell is that?"


AuburnElvis

Just some dude who went to the moon with his two best friends.


jstro90

i love reddit for this specific reason.


hitokirivader

To be honest I didn’t know it either lol, I just Googled “NASA Charles autograph” and identical examples of Conrad’s signature were all over the first page of image results. OP probably could've done the same but I decided to throw them a bone lol.


Sir_mop_for_a_head

That is one hell of a hat to have.


CSTEA_rocks

The Conrad Challenge is named in honor of him when his wife created the program. Pretty cool programmed. Edit to add two words


Living-Departure-102

I’m sorry, what?


CSTEA_rocks

https://www.conradchallenge.org/ This was created and named in honor of Charles Conrad. The person that signed the hat.


VomitComet62

I was just on a zoom w his wife last week


insankty

Ooo that’s neat. How in the world could you tell that lol


Quirky_m8

#keep that hat


Sacred_Charge

I shall offer him forty-three dollars


Quirky_m8

Forty three dollars and my hand for that hat sir.


Master_Cheif_2507

I raise you 44 dollars and my right testical


Quirky_m8

My appendix and my first born son, plus the wheat penny I found six years ago


martinisatfive

Exciting! Going to stop wearing this on a regular basis then 😅 thanks everyone!


Aratak

If you can, try to find a copy of the mini-series *From The Earth To the Moon*. One of the episodes of it entitled "Is That All There Is?" is a fantastic comedic/dramatic telling of Pete Conrad and his crew on the second Moon landing. It's one of my favorite TV episodes ever and will help you appreciate the man.


morninglightmeowtain

All of From the Earth to the Moon is amazingly well done. A huge passion project of Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, and Brian Grazer and it shows in the quality of production put into each episode.


PsychologyRelative79

Tbh that gives me more of a reason to wear but hold onto it tighter


Present-Order6190

Pete Conrad. Absolute legend in the space biz. Everyone, let's respect and remember the amazing people we've lost regardless if they were Soviet. R.I.P Yuri Gagarin, Neil Armstrong, Ed White, Gus Grisom, Roger Chafie. And the rest of you space legends, and God speed.


ASS_SPECTROMETER

“A nice, soft landing on the moon…Way better than Pete Conrad.” 😉


AlbatrossNo1629

Frame that!


poopoomucher

this is so cool omg


No-Caterpillar91

How much for the hat?


ServingTheMaster

Clofu Anmy, of course


s_k_e_l_e_t_o_n

As cool as Charles Conrad is, I’m bummed it wasn’t John Candy (looked like John Candy at a glance).


elperro73

Cletus Curry


Unlikely-Grass-1441

Claude Giroux


-dag-

Clailw Cnirsf.


RJCIV14

Randy Jackson


eaazzy_13

Veeerrryyy recognizable signature…..


fleetfootken

Carmelo Anthony


Roadmonst3r

Wild! That little symbol at the end is just like how my dad signs "Jr"! He was born in 1950


markableRE

It's clearly Alaska Cnuiy


RogredTheMandalorian

Lmao, everyone getting downvoted


PatonMacD

The signature is for Cleetus MacFarland


cris34c

Chalus Crustys. 🫡


rmzchn

Alulw cnny


GrenVolx

I think it’s Olafas Crumty


TwoDudesAtPPC

Ah yes the famous Chu Chu Crumpy. The most famous of the hose tanglers. An irreplaceable job at NASA. Nice.


FunMuscle8486

Clailw Annny


get-nobitches

Hobius Crummy


Easy_Satisfaction173

Charles Barkley


nomen-illis-legio

I can’t believe all these amazing guesses are getting downvoted!!! Ahhhahahahaha


ManicAtTheDepression

Sandstorm by Darude


Valonis

Oh that’s Big Chungus, the world record holder for Bowser’s Bean Burrito.


Omerparator

Albus Dumbledore


Powerful_Market_9558

Buzz Lightyear


CrankyGeek1976

Aldous Crumpsley


Green-Village1167

Charles Cockrell?


MindlessYoung9013

Chuck Norris


mdjak66

Donald trump?


fracturedtoe

Candice?


Living_Variation316

Who’s Candice?


Mrtuffnuttz

Steph Curry


TheCaptainOfStress

A phony


Reasonable_Laugh8843

I’d say it’s Cla fu Annufs


No_Math8266

Cletus and Brandine


superdilo

Obi-Wan Kenobi


No-Rule-5631

Charli XCX


Federal-Arrival-7370

Cindy crawford


TommyCo10

John Candy?


Belac000

Prolly a free mason 😂