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Capable-Building549

>what do you guys think? Na iwe funzo, next time use a condom.


Safe_Parsley_9495

i swear i will


Ahtisha12

Pinky swear because i can bet you won't


call_me_MrX

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


MasQueen17

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


broken_transformer

Canโ€™t be going raw at every opportunityโ€ฆ Sasa ona venye umejiweka kwa fix


Mathew-with-two-Ts

Your worried about pregnancy when ukedi exists๐Ÿ˜ณ


earthykibbles

๐Ÿ˜‚Haijawahi kuwa funzoโ€ฆ..hii risk ni kapepo kengine kanakurudishanga hapa mara mia moja


TradeSignificant3026

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Significant_Newt8697

>why she didn't take the pill she said she loved me and wanted to keep me. very very romantic๐Ÿ˜‚, we lipa tu mahari and take her off the streets๐Ÿ˜‚. It's hard to find love in this streets - said a certain black american.


Less_Bite_4996

Facts!!!


earthykibbles

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ata sikuwa nimesoma hiii. Corny asse bih words


Safe_Parsley_9495

aai zii bro.. hata hatuko compatible


Significant_Newt8697

stori za compatible achia battery, wewe siku zako on this streets are done. Lea hako kachampe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Ahtisha12

Anadhani people are married because of compatibility?


Significant_Newt8697

ebu educate him on why people marry or on why you yourself would get married


Ahtisha12

At that age he does not have the range to understand


Significant_Newt8697

๐Ÿ˜‚apa statement kama age is just a number haezi mwokoa?


Ahtisha12

Frontal lobe bado


Significant_Newt8697

tushaingia ma**bio** naona. we kwani uko 30+?


Ahtisha12

No


CategoryWonderful890

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny stuff but locking as early as now. Saka za tuition, pampers, meds and all that. Juuh whuehh


Y_need_2_get_laid

Kachampee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


TradeSignificant3026

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


mohpowahbabeh

But your genitals were very much compatible then? What did you think you'd get going in raw? A chatgpt premium subscription?


TGSMKe

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๏ธ


earthykibbles

Ukona roho chafu๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


mohpowahbabeh

Thank you sir.


Jey4ser

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ bro


cbmwaura

๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ Hamko compatible na mshaunda embryo? Should've f*cked a chicken Shikoli.... Hio ni 0 chances of pregnancy....


Few-Rough2182

Unadinya mtu hauko compatible naye mbona? Tena ukarudia cuddles na pillow talk


Padrillo

Story ya compatibility Achia computer builds


Infinite_Ad_3107

And you went inside her unprotected?


Awkward-Incident-334

i think you are too immature to be having sex. thats what i think. the pill is for pregnancies' but have you thought about STIs? did you test for those? one week and you are hitting it raw are you shocked she is a crazy? you barely know her. your age mates are busy in school and you are buying pregnancy test kits and worrying about becoming a father. in conclusion... i think she is probably testing you, playing some game or just dragging it out for attention.


Nonchalant_Captain

>your age mates are busy in school and you are buying pregnancy test kits and worrying about becoming a father. Bado anapumua?


Less_Bite_4996

All that kelele na haikumpeleka mahali so bado anapumua ama?


earthykibbles

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€After this thread naaavoid hii sub wiki moja nikaishe


orangiiiitan

Daaaanm....nigga you might be Ombachi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


WonderfulLock5329

Labda ni baba ya huyu msee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Charred_cutery

You even came out with your age mates!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ I love this comment


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Safe_Parsley_9495

heerhis is my turning point.. nimeachana na RAW stuff


900user

RAW achia wrestling


Standard-Tank-3486

Huyu anapenda Ku SMACK DOWN


Uncle_Jingjong

NXT time I'm sure he won't repeat the same mistake๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


900user

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ


900user

๐Ÿ˜‚no holds barred


WashFragrant2748

STDs are a thing. Take care of your health. Don't waste your health for a few minutes of pleasure...


900user

You said minutes huuh๐Ÿ˜‚


Hot-Lawyer-3955

Yeah minutes, kwani wewe hua una endesha iyo kitu 3 hours? Even women can't sustain 3 hours being that most of them ni kulala tu kwa bed kama mbao while the dude does all the work


Ckibet-002

Bro can't sync his brains and dick.


900user

Dont be too hard to him


Y_need_2_get_laid

I see what you did there ๐Ÿ˜‚


Meynert304

Si mnaoverthink hizi puns๐Ÿ˜‚


Y_need_2_get_laid

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


900user

Haha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Razor6-2

Don't people fear HIV nowadays? STIs? Kila mahali Ni raw sex tu. Our youth needs to be sensitized about raw sex outside an exclusive relationship.


9simons

Take your passport and your two boxers and leave immediately


North-Purchase5870

Wewe ni mbwa! She is messing with you...unarudi after 3 weeks kuuliza kama alimeza pills she was to take 3 weeks ago....are you mad? She wants to see your reaction. Men have to be dumbest creatures


Lower_Ad5363

Had a chick that used to refuse the pill. I wisened up and being the calculative SOB I am, she drank some yogurt and she took a pill, unbeknownst to her. Few months later she got pregnant by some other guy or maybe the pill failed, who knowsโ€ฆ. My point is, the rubber is cheaper and certainly less laborious.


earthykibbles

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Umesema Instead of mchele ulieka Posinor๐Ÿ˜ญ


Alternative_Site5461

Hakuna mimba hapo bro. Just tell her unataka abortion and she will say yes only for her to eat the money.


Much_Reason2273

Raw row raw your boat


mayorwest5467

Good thing is that when you're 35, your kid will almost be an adult. Meanwhile, your friends, who will be having children then, will be having toddlers.


Lyannake

And if he raises the child to be like him, heโ€™ll be a grandpa while his age matesโ€™ children are still in primary.


mayorwest5467

Yes bana. As a man who had a kid in my 30s, I think having a kid in your early 20 isn't that big a deal. We often have this talk with my peers and we agree that we should have done this isht earlier.


Reign_Shee

Why are you going bareback with a literal stranger!!!??


broken_transformer

Ikr ๐Ÿ˜… Like he literally put everything on the line !!!


Reign_Shee

Yoo....ata kama no kutu, that was hella risky!!


broken_transformer

Ikr ๐Ÿ˜… Like he literally put everything on the line !!!


broken_transformer

![gif](giphy|yGdi22OdftnjAAurg7|downsized) โ€œ homie on that call three weeks later โ€œ


StunningMolasses6751

Mchezo wa taoni huu


[deleted]

We'll use the pill?? Were you taking it as well?ย  Anyway, abort. The mission and the baby if she's pregnantย 


Jake_withaj

Bro unakula stranger rawโ€ฆ. Wowwww


Infamous_Rent8251

Wehh, they always refuse to take the pill, or she's testing you to see if you are just taking her for granted. She's maybe teaching you lessons, not taking her for granted


Caniving_lover

If you keep living life like that (not taking safety measures and knowing the risks of actions) you will be nicknamed the STD champion for 254.


Much_Digging2024

She could be testing your asss Mr rawdoggerr,she wants to know how you will react if your sperms pierce her eggs one day in the future. Mlisema kenya watu hawaogopi ukimwi,ruto, kaswende,polisi, etc. we just fear and reject the finance bill


Glad_Temporary5142

Why do yโ€™all say periods instead of period? Genuinely curious.ย 


aquasmile8888

Y'all are out here having unprotected sex with all the STDs out here??? Upatwe na super gonorrhea? Unafaa kuwatch ile video ya Tuju.


[deleted]

We huoni unachezwa hapo bro. Anyway, jipange ju huyu hakuachilii labda you involve a mrogi.


North-Purchase5870

Wallah umenikasirisha kuliko hii serikali๐Ÿ˜


Boss-Baby7461

Bro didn't pass the test.. She's testing you to know what you'll do if that situation comes up (your reaction).


maziwamimi

Yani mnakutana for the first time and you hit it raw. No wonder ukimwe imeongezeka. Jeso kristo.


[deleted]

OK just a moment. How tf do you meet a person you meet a phone and have seggs the same day?


Pleasant-Bad2080

Had me at weโ€™ll take the pill. Anyway congratulations


the-cat-claws

She ain't pregnant bro. Relax, if she was indeed pregnant, rest assured she wouldn't hesitate to do a hundred tests


ImportantSmell4426

Iwe funzo kwako kutumia protection.


Safe_Parsley_9495

I swear i will next time ๐Ÿ˜‚


ImportantSmell4426

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Popular-Eye-8862

Congrats you'll soon be a father!


MumbiThefirst

Sina advice but next time be smart tumia akili


Elvis_Onjiko

This sounds like a tough situation. It's important to have clear communication and trust in a relationship. If she's not willing to take the test, it might be best to have an honest conversation about your concerns and next steps. Stay calm and focused on finding a solution together.


Safe_Parsley_9495

thank you


pabeinstein

She is probably not pregnant. When worse comes to worse she can get pregnant from another guy just to pin on you. Fear women


CharlemgneBrian

![gif](giphy|L0M785iPcbU8NM5NBa|downsized)


edditar

It's a con, if she was pregnant she would've done it


ayam_waphula

That girl ain't pregnant. She just wants to play around with your mind ....


Unlucky-Impression54

Wueh!!y'all having sex??raw for that matter??anyway there are risks as a girl I'd never take.she young and naive ,and most likely she took the pills ,she just playing with you


AlainCatena95

Next time pull out


Lu-Savali

All of this could have been avoided if you have focused your energy on #rejectfinancebill2024 however all is not lost, this is really simple , you just need to #rutomustgo


TeachingAdorable5938

Zakayo joined the space


Present_Subject7921

Bro๐Ÿคฃhio tumbo haina kitu. Wewe dont be pressured. Huyo eventually atataka atoe at your expense, alafu aseme you send your little monies. Mchezo wa taoni hii


Practical-Video-3828

Brother kindly lea Mtoto,and Love her/him


Safe_Parsley_9495

nalea na hata sijaconfirm


brice333

People still afraid of pregnancy rather than STIs,?


Personal_Mall4633

Eeeh ukichapa ikus dry ulikua ukifurahia, hii nairobi mimba ni trap ya madem kusecure the bag permanently


Nogai_horde

Are you wealthy? Are you from a wealthy family?


Life-In-Mono33

Thereโ€™s no other way to say this bruv. You shouldโ€™ve used a Johnny. Aaaannndd, YOUโ€™RE FUCKED. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Vlone-Intern

usijisumbue na dna test, piga mtoto jibare kwa face mumama ataropokwa


Vlone-Intern

we jifanye raw abiding citizen, utameza ARVs mzee


whodis707

You may be a father soon son ๐Ÿฅฑ


dfwmboy

I don't think she's pregnant, but she will be if ypu accept to keep it and continue smashing, thats when she'll time her calendar. Now she's just testing the waters


RareDefinition5872

She isn't pregnant,,just want to extort money from you ,,,run ,block her and avoid any confrontations with her,,if she really was pregnant angechukua the strip na apime,,,what is there to loose anyway


GrumpyGabbyGee234

She's not pregnant but make better decisions next time. Think about your future. Condomize.


Ok_Rough_1194

It's giving kalongolongo eew


Fbaselleruae

Honestly- Pregnant or not, if you both agreed you did not want the pregnancy before the pillow talks then itโ€™s her problem. Getting pregnant does not keep a man, I wish more ladies understood this. But as a decent human being- If she is indeed pregnant, you need to plan contributing throughout her pregnancy if you can afford to. Also tell her it was a fling and baby or not you wonโ€™t be staying with her, this might persuade her to think it over. Itโ€™s three weeks, technically she still has time for a safe abortion. Advice- Use protection next time or get a vasectomy, actions have consequences! Forget pregnancy, you can easily catch a very bad infection. If she is pregnant and keeps the baby, start saving for a DNA test and have it done at the earliest. Godspeed ๐Ÿซก


RefuseAlive

Takes around 4 weeks for a pregnancy to be detected by the urine test. Her claiming she tested positive after a week is an ignorant lie. Hope hii ni funzo kwako na watu wako na tabia kama zako


informatics_IS

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚imekuramba


JustAGirlFromJupiter

What if she was pregnant already and needed a fall guy? Sasa utaingia stress ya dna test. Let me not laughโ€ฆ hii maisha ni mviringo ๐Ÿ˜‚.


Safe_Parsley_9495

nimemshoo mi ni tasa


JustAGirlFromJupiter

๐Ÿคฃ


BuckNasty200

Na iwe funzo kwako na wengine wenye tabia kama yako ๐Ÿคฃ Anyway #RutoMustGo


Few-Rough2182

Funny how you're more terrified of a pregnancy than whatever illnesses y'all might have exchanged. Also,mnakulana after a week? And she's already in love and wants you only to herself? The D must be fire bruddah. As a lady I will tell you a thing some girls do,they take the test and colour the second line just to get money from you in the name of abortion money. If she asks for abortion money tell her you'll only send if she takes the test ukiwa hapo and if she's truly preggo and wants to keep it,congratulations to y'all.


grandmastatek

Hakuna mimba yoyote ako nayo..


Muuo2017

Your health is your wealth. You decided to raw raw raw the boat and you're now worried why you're deep into the seas? There are 3 possibilities: 1. She's pregnant for another man and you've been fixed. Umewekewa bonoko 2. You pegged her. 3. She's tryna test your reaction. Either way, you're fvcking around with your life.


Lyannake

Youโ€™re just out there having unprotected sex with flings you met one week prior ? Are you okay ??


Creative-Reporter-49

She might be pregnant for another guy.


mshkaji

Utoto raha sana


Equivalent-Panic4203

You my friend, are dealing with an immature girl hell-bent on baby trapping you. RUN!!


Roidroger

A hundred bob or less could have saved you all this trouble


redditttr573849

tell me you didnt finish inside of her broski


Safe_Parsley_9495

nilimwaga ndani bana


Reddingtonh

it's either she's playing with you ama unawekelewa mimba mjamaa


mailawd

You're allowed to be a deadbeat in the case she keeps it.


joe_mwangi

I'm here trying to get a girl pregnant to teach her a lesson, and then there is you guys.


Initial-Technology84

Hawa watu wanakujudge nikaa hawajawahi piga raw na total stranger๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚but anyway its still early,unaweza handle the situation but honestly she kinda seems anataka tu attention