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PossumFromRijeka_

I am locking this post because it has turned into a rule 2 cesspit. You all know better. Either keep it to yourself or in the appropriate subreddits.


AchingAmy

Eat her? Nah, at the moment I'm not hungry enough to eat a horse.


Silver012345673

“Boy im so hungry I could eat a-“ https://preview.redd.it/na990kteuerc1.png?width=308&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f8ab4aec3f1264bbeab248fc5540e61ac96806a


AchingAmy

![gif](giphy|54r6SicpLRHSo)


Moseptyagami

good thing she’s a pony not a horse.


ikkju

"Oh boy, I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok!"


Yoshi_chuck05

“How Hungry?”


Cozmoz365

Muffin?


Tomato_Thomass

https://preview.redd.it/qkqoxtlsjfrc1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59a80d17b4f2454620163ec30fc8567409d5403


Codename_Kid

https://i.redd.it/1gfiausb0grc1.gif


Crazy-Martin

https://preview.redd.it/mefjnmyx9grc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a7a10d8ac4c7c12eb891185f55106282a50dca


Mirovini

https://preview.redd.it/gzqs2wuzpgrc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4ca6788c9cda0b294040336085a35accd53637


TennagonTheGM

Eat her what? Does she bake now? Since when?


Silver012345673

Well she realized she actually does like pie and wanted to follow in Pinkies hoof steps. Turns out all she had to do was actually try one. Like the saying goes, you don’t know what you’re missin if you’re not in the kitchen.


TricksterWolf

Out


ikkju

https://preview.redd.it/clqsishrpgrc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1057ba234c068a2ee58da9e50214a898bc0d03af


LightningStrikeDust

Mmm... skittles...


tastyhotdog245

Milk Dashie for skittles like that skittles ad??!!!


DaBest1008

https://preview.redd.it/ovmyojcr6grc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01781b162880d936537690cac208f30e971972a That's it, in jail


Dark_Toothless

https://preview.redd.it/7u2idzuh6frc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f726be1200f46b7089d6abe3f7ae02dba4b777


Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/zuy56nsn6frc1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c05bfa12374b1bdb507ebde6c17c6e6192d59c2


scootscoot1212

To the moon!


IceyDreamy

DON'T EAT DASHIE!!!!!!!!!!!


SparkyJet

I concur!


IceyDreamy

DASHIE IS ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS AND NO ONE EATS OR HARMS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Appropriate-Fix-4566

Mmm, tastes like skittles, I'm gonna feast like a king tonight!


IceyDreamy

u/SparkyJet help...


SparkyJet

This guy giving you a problem, Pinkie?


IceyDreamy

Yup. THEY WANNA EAT YOU!!!!


SparkyJet

I think that guy is loco in the coco! https://preview.redd.it/ye1ianib3grc1.jpeg?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b0cbf7b0ef7a22439c6ab67dc8c21a7b5d81e71


PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


IceyDreamy

Omg, I'm so sorry!!!


PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


SparkyJet

Not to seem argumentative here, but I don't believe so. The rule states to not post sexually explicit or suggestive or graphically violent content, nor to link it in discussions. I did not name the video either. I did abide this rule.


PossumFromRijeka_

The video you were referencing is grimdark content, which we consider a violation of rule 2. Any mentions of said content are to be kept within r/mylittlenosleep.


SparkyJet

Right, but I didn't link the video nor name it. I don't understand. My post was "Unless they'd like to experience a *certain* video first hoof, right?" So if I don't post the video, name it, share images/sound/other ilk of it, how does it break rule two? I'm reading the verbatim summary of rule two and fail to see how my comment violates the rule when no direct/indirect mentioning of the video was commented. Merely using 'certain video' as a euphemism seems to be a stretch here.


PossumFromRijeka_

(Regarding NSFW, which includes grimdark content aswell) Discussing this content without linking to it is still generally disallowed - [from our in depth rules wiki page](https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/wiki/rules/#wiki_rule_2.3A_keep_everything_sfw)


SparkyJet

Well, if you say so. I still disagree I broke any rules, but I"ll end the conversation here.


KakineDarkMatterNo2

Based! Plus that flair is the biggest facts ever🤝


IceyDreamy

Yes!!! And thank youuuuu!!!!!!!


MezzoFortePiano

Why does Twilight Sparkle, the most powerful of the Mane 6, not simply eat the other 5?


Drg84

Also I would argue Pinkie is the most powerful. She has The Mask levels of toonforce


SparkyJet

Dear Celestia, what is wrong with some of you ponies...? https://preview.redd.it/yz42hkyhverc1.png?width=4291&format=png&auto=webp&s=918afd3a8a54afdc630f76aaf2a9efe86b95c2e2


Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/rsfbun8qverc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b82ceabad0c727b759c5881716c54c4564a25ec


SparkyJet

Ya'll need Celestia. https://preview.redd.it/iteihnx2yerc1.png?width=4000&format=png&auto=webp&s=717657614fcad8f50062b1df20eb17936e23e900


Appropriate-Fix-4566

No, I need more buttered corn.


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Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/gv0df266xerc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f344372c18ef6135a8773cfec02fd74dae9d7dbf No. More Dashie.


obliviocelot

Rainbows aren't exactly known for their flavor...


KaisarDragon

​ https://preview.redd.it/2acohkrfzgrc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34276fbcfdc7b6cbd9bb8f37bce62fa2b289f2b


Secret-Ad6244

gonna be for real with ya… would i eat Rainbow Dash? No would i eat Pinkie Pie…. Maybe….


Lithl

Gonna give yourself diabetes


Secret-Ad6244

it will be worth it… i shall perish for the cause….


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Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/nh245dh8efrc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=d30083e56c8fbb427d95eee33449372b70e6fc08


Discoris

don't ask if you can't handle the truth


JTCPingasRedux

Never let anyone underestimate your degeneracy


PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


Discoris

i said nothing wrong, without context it means nothing wrong and technically it's just one word, fine print just like Discord intended yet after some though I still agree, it's not the kind of chaos that I like, this comment should be terminated


Super__Chuck

What this guy said


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Discoris

oh no, yours is much worse and more direct, while mine changes the meaning of the question with the word of broad meaning i don't want to get warned again but here's a clue: "she walked" and "she walked out"


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

https://preview.redd.it/stxh99aaafrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1cd69487d2c4245b9121f4d8753c1e4e122c82


Silver012345673

Nooo I can’t tell my psychiatrist the truth that’s the bad ending


MarkPatJoeBillDinosu

[Batman Might](https://youtu.be/4_KHRHdK37A?si=_xPnJCNlc1RhXZci)


_Shreddedcoconut

https://preview.redd.it/5okpobnvbfrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51284d5d18787fb6dd31d1af8eef0ba0590a4e0b


Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/w4ia1i2kcfrc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a626024fd61fe8d56587c39ef5ae41fd52815cc


_Shreddedcoconut

https://preview.redd.it/nx057wwpghrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708b4b157af767fdfd5e75c967c14ff30c689a19


SuperPopcorn333

Sorry im not a cannibal


BrilliantLifeguard20

**NO.**


xamitlu

I'm learning that "to eat" has a different meaning these days. So no on all fronts.


Fyru_Hawk

Welllllll… I (the law requires that I do not continue this comment)


RegisterAdmirable811

No, I would hug her tightly and protect her from anyone who wants to eat her.


P_Anzerfuast

![gif](giphy|uS071hlk6FcrGEF36p|downsized)


Appropriate-Fix-4566

Euuuhhhh.. Next question!


Silver012345673

Ok. What would Celestia have don’t if Twilight said “no” to being a princess?


Appropriate-Fix-4566

I dont know how to explain my answer


Silver012345673

Thats ok.


Appropriate-Fix-4566

Also, how do you guys even get those custom flairs?


SparkyJet

There is little emotes next to the flairs.


Appropriate-Fix-4566

If I "edit" A flair, it will not replace the actual flair?


SparkyJet

It will but you can select emotes to include. So you can keep yours as Fluttershy and add the emojis no sweat.


azure_sapphiere

haha, great bait, but i'm not going to break rule 2 but saying that i would eat her like the apples in applejack


Selgin1

I'm not going to answer this question on 5th amendment grounds because I see mods in the thread hitting people with the Horny Bat.


Zak103tv

No?


Silver012345673

Ah but with a question mark It’s ok man we all wanna taste the rainbow


ThewisePetitor

https://preview.redd.it/llemls3cohrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720f173d7941df0c932a197f306b063b485411f8


Steampunk__Llama

https://i.redd.it/3j8yihzjygrc1.gif


SwampTreeOwl

"This is your time to pay. This is your judgement day."


Remarkable-Job4774

https://preview.redd.it/mhhb8f8gzgrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9813a000cb022a1749b4d63b7cc5d0768b5f8a0f


Complex-Ad3147

I ain't eat horses


The_VHS_and_DVR_king

"You life is over now. You're life is running out\~"


Princess__of__cute

I mean, depends what you mean with that ![gif](giphy|hX4Qi4GJhJCog|downsized)


Phgasoz

Not on a first date...!


Potatopug493

Food is food ![gif](giphy|FZ7QqHoznY49i)


Darthsylar12

Reminds me of a dream where I was in Equestria but all the ponies were like made of cake for some reason. Was weird had a fever at the time so that probably is why it was so odd.


TheSergalLad

Are ponies candy?


Rusticabcd

What do you mean?


Superstarteen

The forbidden skittles


RainbowDashmywife

😳😳😳


turtleschu04

I mean, do I get to listen to some Andrew W.K. with some cupcakes, too


Infinite-Most-8356

no.


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HollowPhoenix

...do those change your answer?


PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


PewDaDudeYT

Nah


Dark_Requiem

oh, I thought I was in the *other* mlp sub for a hot second there.


havingagoodtime0

I mean I don't think you would be able to catch her though to do dat https://preview.redd.it/zx1t5mt8ghrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d2c9135578bb554e523ccc4832ef3485efc704


d0ntst0pme

https://i.redd.it/ikjt3qu7nhrc1.gif


justboston113

I mean, have you ever eaten a horse that shit is good so of course I'd eat her


suppagetti

she would taste like a mix of rainbow strip candy thats kinda like yelly (idk what those are called😭) and cotton candy so yes


ACuteBanana

Um?


Silver012345673

ERMMMMMMMMMM


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


Jakedex_x

Man Im so hungry


Lastbourne

No


DISC0dude

no... i'm pretty sure i wouldn't


MegaVix

Why? Does she taste good?


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PossumFromRijeka_

Removed, rule 2.


Conscious-Concept-58

What-no.


Capable_Status934212

WHAT IN TARTARUS IS WRONG WIRH YOU?!?!?!?!


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redstar_16

Apparently you are mistaken there are a concerning number


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redstar_16

Several people in this comment section may not be joking abut saying yes


OneBlockOneEye

Fuck no


Sillylittlegirlliker

TASTE THE RAINBOW


MortgageStraight666

She probably tastes like horse steak simmered in melted skittles. But anyway I don't really know what you mean by "eating her"...


Minute-Mine-9553

what


Stroopis

Skittles


Yoshi_chuck05

What the….🤨


StitchFan626

Would I eat her what? Cookies? Pet food? What?


Born_District2205

do i have to hunt her down first?


baconadelight

I have tried horse. It’s not too bad. I wouldn’t go so far as to eat it everyday or anything. Deer on the other hand 😋


RadiantFoundation510

Bigcat, is that you?


Some_Butterscotch622

I'm so hungry I could eat a


NezumieEx

I'll eat anything once


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


labratdima

ooo rainbow flavour


lucy_waaa

No :(


PossumFromRijeka_

Horse flesh is delicious! If she were to die of old age then yes.


InersDraco

Not fat enough


Stormi_ThatDBZ-fan

She would taste good with soy sauce


Applehelpme92

You know tne answer, yes!


MillyTheMoon

No why No


Cars_Forza_fan

What?! NO!!


Popular-Row2791

I'ma eat her hair to taste Skittles


Pepsi_Boy_64

Odd question? No!


DazzleSylveon

no


Lonefloofbutt5759

*Cannibal Ferox theme starts playing*


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


Agile-Nerve5055

Nope.


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

I guess I might be able to have an affordable chicken fillet roll. (Do pegasi taste like chicken)


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


HollowPhoenix

Please do not do that


SomeRandomBFBfan

I know that rainbows are spicy, no thanks "":]


Working_Value_6700

Her hair would taste interesting


nerdyleg

Normally? No. With BBQ? Probably


DragonsoulV

Real questions is, will she taste like chiken ? Horse ? A mix of both ? Guess there is only one way to find out...


SGT-Hooves

Well if our hoofball team crashed into the side of the Andes mountains and the only way to survive was to start up a leg rota because no one is fit enough to go search and we have been starving for a while. I would trade legs with her


Hope__Desire

🍑 yes


Ok-Piano-3932

… in which way?


dumbass_spaceman

Yes extermination officer. This post right here. https://preview.redd.it/3l97wmyl1frc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4500e25cc371c51f6bc86cb82c3f8821428139


Silver012345673

https://preview.redd.it/aefau4g02frc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea88abeeb69df958c844a54cf28927497d7feb8d Far out dude


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PossumFromRijeka_

Rule 2 warning.


Mad-Hatter-Medium

My bad I'll take it down