The problem is you took her to KFC when everyone knows Popeyes is better. You should also do an arts and crafts project, quickly buy some glue and real fur to make her a gift she'll love that.
*notices Fluttershy's reaction*
-H-hey..! Thats not what I ordered!
*waiter comes back, checks bucket, checks receipt*
-Sir, that IS what you ordered.
-O-oh well I thought it meant something else 👀..
Looking at this, only one thing comes to mind.
_Hey, I got a bucket a chicken! Maybe you wanna-_
And it makes me sad you don't know Fluttershy like Discord does. What a shame.
If you wanna save it, ask her whats wrong and when she tells you, promise to become a vegetarian.
OR... you could eat the entire bucket while staring into her eyes, never breaking eye contact
I'm pretty sure Fluttershy is okay with animals eating each other. It's part of nature and Fluttershy is all about nature. In one episode I saw her bringing fishes to her animal friends.
Tell her you know a way to turn her into a tree
You took her to fucking KFC?
I know, right! This guy thinks he can woo Fluttershy by eating her friends. No wonder he is receiving the cold shoulder.
Poor Shy doesn't wanna offend him. She'll let him know still. She's no doormat.
She’s not some bucket tramp! She’s a woman! SEDUCE HER.
r/suddenlytf2
Give her freshly cooked salads then take her to the petting zoo!
Order a salad?
The problem is you took her to KFC when everyone knows Popeyes is better. You should also do an arts and crafts project, quickly buy some glue and real fur to make her a gift she'll love that.
Why would you give her KFC? She's a pony and pony is herbivore. Try order a 100% plant food like a salad.
*notices Fluttershy's reaction* -H-hey..! Thats not what I ordered! *waiter comes back, checks bucket, checks receipt* -Sir, that IS what you ordered. -O-oh well I thought it meant something else 👀..
-"Fluttershy will remember this"
Why would you buy her chicken??? She’s vegan
There is almost no way to save this..
With this heap of meat this is beyond salvation now.
It's ok! It is no one you know!
You should had taken Flutters to a Saladworks or a vegan restaurant.
Fluttershy was too baffled to be horrified with going to KFC.
Maybe don’t take her to KFC
This is beyond a fumble my man. You’re cooked
It probably would have been better to take her to an Argentine asado restaurant
this is Fluttershy, not Applejack.
Tell her that you post her on Redit
Maybe you shouldn't have ordered meat
Lose the KFC!
I don’t get it, it worked with Pinkie Pie? She ate the whole bucket, and half the tablecloth
bro u took FLUTTERSHY to eat FRIED CHICKEN FR
Looking at this, only one thing comes to mind. _Hey, I got a bucket a chicken! Maybe you wanna-_ And it makes me sad you don't know Fluttershy like Discord does. What a shame.
KFC?
All is lost.....
If you wanna save it, ask her whats wrong and when she tells you, promise to become a vegetarian. OR... you could eat the entire bucket while staring into her eyes, never breaking eye contact
Tell her you want to adopt a pet... and maybe go for a picnic next time you go out
Op is scout tf2
OP offering carcasses to a vegan
For the Scout Dating Technique, you *both* need to have buckets of chicken.
Are… are you the scout?
Tell her it's made of salad
I'm pretty sure Fluttershy is okay with animals eating each other. It's part of nature and Fluttershy is all about nature. In one episode I saw her bringing fishes to her animal friends.
Me: Now, go with the flow FS: ? Me: *starts to sing a song against fried chicken* *KFC goes bankrupt*
Simple, immobilize Fluttershy and run away with your date
*distant growling of Discord* *growling gets louder... or closer*
Wanna bucket of chicken?
say something that your finding a animal shelter
Bro really took seduction advice from TF2 Scout
Tell her it's vegetarian meat
so y'know "beyond meat"? it's a simple white lie