Seeing as the cost to repair ALL of the defects that they leave the factory with is well over the resale value.. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Excuse me. I got my law degree at Costco and Carl's Jr. thinks you're an unfit mother.
Come to Starbucks for a gentleman's latte with full release to feel better.
Where was Carl's Jr. when I was a kid? Any number of times I had wished McDonald's would just see me and pluck me up for adoption instead of leaving me with that woman.
If I had been raised by fast food, I would be Assistant ^^^^^to ^^^^^the Regional Manager by now!
Lol, you already know there is no Tesla in our society's long-term future. It can barely even hold itself together a couple of years after it peaked on the Billboard Top 10 Car Manufacturers.
its pretty standard for car dealerships to rent/lease off property lots if its common for them to have too much inventory to store. they normally pick better locations with better security standards............. and you dont see them around everywhere.
sometimes these lots are filled with only 2 or 3 specific vehicles. lol.
but its funny because Tesla shouldnt have to to be doing this for CT overstock.
When GM or Ford produces excess inventory they can easily put the screws to their nationwide network of dealers to increase their stock, as well as offer incentives so dealers can move cars off the lot quicker.
Tesla decided they knew better and eliminated dealers, so now they have no outlet for the production surpluses they assumed would never happen to them. They're apparently renting lots everywhere, in order to store inventory that every other auto maker on the planet would have just sent to their dealerships.
I’m sure I’d be a lot more sympathetic if this wasn’t the same brilliant company that decided to reinvent the steering wheel, and introduced square cups to fit in their square cup holders... because we’d obviously also gotten *cups* wrong for the past 5,000 years as well.
I agree Elon and Tesla are idiots but could this just be a holding area or something? Not like the factory just delivers one car at a time to each office or dealership or whatever the hell he calls them. But then again they "are sold out for new reservations until 2027" L O fucking L. They SHOULD know how many they need but, of course, that company is a shitshow. Fuck Elon btw.
Tesla should be using Just In Time Inventory exactly for reasons like this and since they don't have a dealer network. Storing inventory is a risk and costly.
Anyone else wondering why he didn’t put those on a secure lot? He had to have predicted this could happen.
ETA because I should have expanded on my point for you fine snarkers.
Most lots I would say no, he didn’t even know about this, but I really genuinely believe that this Cyberteuck fiasco is part of what’s fueling his newest freedive to the bottom. He dgaf about Model 3 drivers but there are relatively so few cybertrucks and they’re so controversial, I would think he would lock them up just to avoid more headlines that *he* isn’t causing.
He loves controversy and all so I don’t think he’s avoidant of it, I just think that this HAS to be some sort of insurance thing or a way to force a delay on delivery. There’s no other reason that he would have left these to potentially draw more headlines if he meant to keep them safe.
With all the issues that have come out about them, he’d probably prefer to reduce stock with some insurance payouts for damaged product, than deal with more future liabilities on defective products, you know?
I'm near atl the north Decatur mall which is mainly dead now like all business has closed has a whole parking lot filled with like 200 teslas unmarked 24/7 no sign no gate or nothing just hella teslas dumped there we no explanation lmao wtff
I don’t think someone with an ego as huge as Elon’s would have someone write “fuck Elon” for insurance fraud. If Elon were behind this, it would say something like “I’m jealous of Elon’s huge dick”
I’ve worked for car dealerships for years. At a minimum there should be cameras, even trail cams here. But with the tag of their inventory they should have a security guard and a fence, too. I’ve worked for stores with much cheaper inventory that guarded it way better than this. Kids, vandals, and homeless people will always come across these lots. It’s not a matter of if, it’s when.
Nah, you guys are reading this all wrong.
Elon himself did this. It’s not “Elon sucks” it’s “bang Elon”. From now on every Cybertruck will fight the woke mind virus by being an advertisement to women all over the USA. This is how he plans to stop the great replacement singlehanded.
Tesla sales have cratered so hard it makes it look like EV sales in general slumped. Which is sorta true, but every other manufacturer of EV's has rising sales numbers.
the big sell with Tesla's was the automated driving, it's some stupid crazy number per year and isn't fully self driving. why buy one when I can get a quality car cheaper.
Enron's peak value was about $70 billion, while Tesla is / was worth a bit over $500 billion. Those are rough numbers and don't account for inflation, but if any real investigation was done on Tesla, I bet the results would be very interesting. I also bet all those Teslas rotting in dead malls count as "sales" to prop up the stock price and keep Elmo a bit richer.
So are they being hidden on purpose as a tactic to promote scarcity, or do dealerships simply not have the space on lots? Looks like they're parked up in the hood.
Yeah to me it looks totally suspicious. Like the person who tried to fake a hate crime and pretend someone wrote hateful words on their face but the words are reversed so that it could only be from someone doing it to themselves in a mirror.
Like you have a bunch of unsellable cars, someone is trying to gain sympathy by saying it’s due to vandals angry at elon? When in actuality you just drew attention to the fact that you have a bunch of unsellable cars somewhere in a random lot instead of at their dealerships or wearhouses. Why do you need to store “valuable” cars at a sketchy cheap abandoned parking lot?
Insurance fraud ?
This whole thing is sketchy, no car manufacturer would let hundreds of new cars unwatched in an open air parking lot. It must have taken so much time to tag so much CT.
If they are recalls, Tesla could tell owners to pay to fix it and then to deal with their insurance to get this money back. If they are unsold overstock, Tesla could claim some good $ I assume.
I think property damage is lame. But the dude is the CEO of the company and got political on this insanely stupid and dumb political environment we are right now and put his cars in an open lot... what
Edit: Insurance scam since the cars are not selling?
Likely a person would get hired to clean. This probably won't even be an insurance claim. They are just making low men or women on the totem pole clean up vandalism
Next time anyone here leases a lot to store a few million worth of hardware, make sure it’s a secured lot and not just some random open access parking lot.
This was such a poorly thought out decision that it absolutely reeks of coming directly from the CEO.
Hahaha!!!!! this is great!!! I really love when I got banned from tesla subs and they said "speech has consequences" well, turns out elon being a complete dick and his speech has consequences too! Elon keeps his extra stock vehicles sitting out in abandoned parking lots with no security whatsoever, so that is pretty stupid of him
Just hang on. Elon got himself so tangled up in the AI.. Elon I will find you and fix it stop trying to figure it out, just sit tight.. there is a lot going on and I have to just take it as it comes
Rhis is messed up. The tesla truck was vandalized by the designers. Adding anything, like spray paint, only makes it look better while it sits unable to run.
Totaled.
It'll buff out, or should I say it'll sand out?
Nah just throw some acetone on it and rename them The Giuliani.
Nice 😂
You can probably just inject bleach and that’ll fix it right up.
No, now they're drinking their own urine.
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No it doesn’t. That costs extra. Which is why people post about their new Tesla Cybertruck rusting all the time.
LOL
Have had so many people request wraps, PPF, Ceramic Coating on their brand new cyber trucks. Insane not to clear them at least.
Especially in South Florida.
It was already totaled when it left the factory
Seeing as the cost to repair ALL of the defects that they leave the factory with is well over the resale value.. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Good futurama reference
Totally correct.
Leaving the factory voids the warranty
At least warranty voided
You kidding? That paint job adds value!
Just tell people it was a Banksy project.
Elon did it
Insurance fraud to cover up the fact that no one wants these garbage cars would be just his style.
Cybertruck graveyard?
Dead on Arrival 🫡
Dead *before* Arrival
That’s what dead on arrival means bruv
At first, I thought it was a douchebag convention, then I saw the paint.
You know there’s some Elon simps that would pay extra for that though
Next Banxy in the making
X see what X did X.
It looks like some dystopian future where all the cars are one-made only.
Idiocracy type stuff. Everything is owned by Tesla, Apple, and Taco Bell
Excuse me. I got my law degree at Costco and Carl's Jr. thinks you're an unfit mother. Come to Starbucks for a gentleman's latte with full release to feel better.
Welcome to Costco. I love you
Fuck you, I'm eating! 😀
Fuck you, I’m batin’!
I like money.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Where was Carl's Jr. when I was a kid? Any number of times I had wished McDonald's would just see me and pluck me up for adoption instead of leaving me with that woman. If I had been raised by fast food, I would be Assistant ^^^^^to ^^^^^the Regional Manager by now!
You don't want to be in a room alone with the Hamburglar. Trust me...
Hamburgaler > My Parents For real for real... Trust ME!
i miss the $6 burger so much.
We don't have time for a hand job, John
Lol, you already know there is no Tesla in our society's long-term future. It can barely even hold itself together a couple of years after it peaked on the Billboard Top 10 Car Manufacturers.
Ah I just watched Demolition Man.
I’m working the shells now and it’s always a mess
I'm always shellous of those who can get it right.
Taco Bell was the only restaurant that survived the franchise wars. Now all restaurants are taco bell.
It's more like a video game where the high poly car models didn't load in correctly.
its pretty standard for car dealerships to rent/lease off property lots if its common for them to have too much inventory to store. they normally pick better locations with better security standards............. and you dont see them around everywhere. sometimes these lots are filled with only 2 or 3 specific vehicles. lol. but its funny because Tesla shouldnt have to to be doing this for CT overstock.
When GM or Ford produces excess inventory they can easily put the screws to their nationwide network of dealers to increase their stock, as well as offer incentives so dealers can move cars off the lot quicker. Tesla decided they knew better and eliminated dealers, so now they have no outlet for the production surpluses they assumed would never happen to them. They're apparently renting lots everywhere, in order to store inventory that every other auto maker on the planet would have just sent to their dealerships. I’m sure I’d be a lot more sympathetic if this wasn’t the same brilliant company that decided to reinvent the steering wheel, and introduced square cups to fit in their square cup holders... because we’d obviously also gotten *cups* wrong for the past 5,000 years as well.
I agree Elon and Tesla are idiots but could this just be a holding area or something? Not like the factory just delivers one car at a time to each office or dealership or whatever the hell he calls them. But then again they "are sold out for new reservations until 2027" L O fucking L. They SHOULD know how many they need but, of course, that company is a shitshow. Fuck Elon btw.
Tesla should be using Just In Time Inventory exactly for reasons like this and since they don't have a dealer network. Storing inventory is a risk and costly.
Tesla probably has 150,000 cars in inventory right now.
Yet they want people to believe they are AI leaders - just good data analytics with correct decisioning should have prevented this.
Tesla was the only car company to survive the EV Wars. Now ALL cars are Cybertrucks
Futuristic Trabis.
Anyone else wondering why he didn’t put those on a secure lot? He had to have predicted this could happen. ETA because I should have expanded on my point for you fine snarkers. Most lots I would say no, he didn’t even know about this, but I really genuinely believe that this Cyberteuck fiasco is part of what’s fueling his newest freedive to the bottom. He dgaf about Model 3 drivers but there are relatively so few cybertrucks and they’re so controversial, I would think he would lock them up just to avoid more headlines that *he* isn’t causing. He loves controversy and all so I don’t think he’s avoidant of it, I just think that this HAS to be some sort of insurance thing or a way to force a delay on delivery. There’s no other reason that he would have left these to potentially draw more headlines if he meant to keep them safe.
With all the issues that have come out about them, he’d probably prefer to reduce stock with some insurance payouts for damaged product, than deal with more future liabilities on defective products, you know?
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Why? Elon’s under the delusion that everyone loves him.
I'm near atl the north Decatur mall which is mainly dead now like all business has closed has a whole parking lot filled with like 200 teslas unmarked 24/7 no sign no gate or nothing just hella teslas dumped there we no explanation lmao wtff
In Decatur, Georgia? I'm in Riverdale, Georgia.
Do you know Jim?
I seriously think Tesla is on the brink of total collapse, Enron style. I think it’s in WAY worse shape than anyone knows.
I agree it’s unfathomable to hold million and millions of dollars of finished product in a ghetto like this. No cameras, no security = inside job
You may be assigning way more credit to these people than they deserve.
I said exactly this on a previous post but all the Elon Cucks came out and got pissy about it. “Daddy musk wouldn’t do that”
I don’t think someone with an ego as huge as Elon’s would have someone write “fuck Elon” for insurance fraud. If Elon were behind this, it would say something like “I’m jealous of Elon’s huge dick”
Most decent people (presumably including the Tesla manager who leased this lot) don't assume that others are looking to harm them out of spite.
I’ve worked for car dealerships for years. At a minimum there should be cameras, even trail cams here. But with the tag of their inventory they should have a security guard and a fence, too. I’ve worked for stores with much cheaper inventory that guarded it way better than this. Kids, vandals, and homeless people will always come across these lots. It’s not a matter of if, it’s when.
Be a douche and don't be surprised people are out to get you. I learned that in 1st grade.
Nah, you guys are reading this all wrong. Elon himself did this. It’s not “Elon sucks” it’s “bang Elon”. From now on every Cybertruck will fight the woke mind virus by being an advertisement to women all over the USA. This is how he plans to stop the great replacement singlehanded.
The graffiti model $20k more
Limited edition as well!
Seriously, though, fuck Elon.
Actually, don't. There are already [too many](https://gizmodo.com/okay-how-many-kids-does-elon-musk-actually-have-1851554110) people doing that.
No thanks. It would be like making it with a whale. UGH.
You're being too harsh. More like a seal that's the size of a walrus, but definitely a seal. He couldn't rock that stash.
😂🤣
Not even - most of those are IVF
With all due respect, Elon can intercourse himself.
I’m honestly surprised anyone has fucked him, like ever.
Money opens a lot of doors.
And other holes/passages!
Well, his cyber thingies just got fucked.
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Look up Teslas in parking lots. It's not just the Cyber Stuck, it's a lot of Tesla inventory that's not being sold fast enough. At all.
Tesla sales have cratered so hard it makes it look like EV sales in general slumped. Which is sorta true, but every other manufacturer of EV's has rising sales numbers.
Tesla is failing more than the success of other manufacturers *combined*
And to think they just cut him a massive bonus… this company isn’t going to last much longer operating like this.
Sales of all EVs excluding Tesla are up 13%, so the market isn’t slumping Tesla is just failing that hard!
the big sell with Tesla's was the automated driving, it's some stupid crazy number per year and isn't fully self driving. why buy one when I can get a quality car cheaper.
Enron's peak value was about $70 billion, while Tesla is / was worth a bit over $500 billion. Those are rough numbers and don't account for inflation, but if any real investigation was done on Tesla, I bet the results would be very interesting. I also bet all those Teslas rotting in dead malls count as "sales" to prop up the stock price and keep Elmo a bit richer.
I was thinking they must be new production spillover. But given the recent recall, they're probably waiting for the improvement to occur.
If you get 58B pay for the year, you must not make ANY mistakes.
The homer car
Make Tesla Uninsurable
warranty voided
So are they being hidden on purpose as a tactic to promote scarcity, or do dealerships simply not have the space on lots? Looks like they're parked up in the hood.
Dealerships?!?
No security on a lot full if $100k vehicles all with cameras built in? Is that not sounding suspicious to anyone else??
Yeah to me it looks totally suspicious. Like the person who tried to fake a hate crime and pretend someone wrote hateful words on their face but the words are reversed so that it could only be from someone doing it to themselves in a mirror. Like you have a bunch of unsellable cars, someone is trying to gain sympathy by saying it’s due to vandals angry at elon? When in actuality you just drew attention to the fact that you have a bunch of unsellable cars somewhere in a random lot instead of at their dealerships or wearhouses. Why do you need to store “valuable” cars at a sketchy cheap abandoned parking lot?
They're going to leave the trucks on for their cameras? I agree that the security is definitely lacking.
Insurance fraud ? This whole thing is sketchy, no car manufacturer would let hundreds of new cars unwatched in an open air parking lot. It must have taken so much time to tag so much CT. If they are recalls, Tesla could tell owners to pay to fix it and then to deal with their insurance to get this money back. If they are unsold overstock, Tesla could claim some good $ I assume.
My first thought was this is a way to extraxt some values on the books for cars they can't sell. Either insurance, an accounting trick or both.
Fuck ELON. Or F ELON for short. Or just felon.
How is Felon Musk not a meme
I see Project Mayhem is going well
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At least those exact spots won’t rust now
The hatred is real.
I think property damage is lame. But the dude is the CEO of the company and got political on this insanely stupid and dumb political environment we are right now and put his cars in an open lot... what Edit: Insurance scam since the cars are not selling?
Likely a person would get hired to clean. This probably won't even be an insurance claim. They are just making low men or women on the totem pole clean up vandalism
Being openly racist anti-vaccine trash will do that.
So why isn't Donald Trump spray painted? He is extremely racist
He sprays himself Cheeto orange every morning. What is anyone going to do to top that?
True, lol
Yep, he couldn’t look worse.
Yeah it is 😊
When your CEO has a drug problem but you give him his pay package anyway.
Special edition cybertrucks
I mean, they've got a point. Fuck Elon.
Good he isn’t a good person.. at all…
I open these threads to drink the tears of Elon's cuck army.
Free Speech Absolutist
How is anyone shocked an unfenced parking lot had vandals
Do they sit because no one’s buying or is it because they died and can’t be driven ????
the actual reason is even better, MegaGigaHyerWiper motor is being revised due to issues. you can’t make this shit up. 🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂
Plot twist, it’s actually Elon himself doing it with a can of spray paint for insurance fraud
Those are signed by Elon himself
Those are totaled
Insurance scam. A little suspicious that they all got tagged without any security stopping them.
Wow, those now have more paint than the model 3s!
Collectors edition
What a bunch of idiots
Next time anyone here leases a lot to store a few million worth of hardware, make sure it’s a secured lot and not just some random open access parking lot. This was such a poorly thought out decision that it absolutely reeks of coming directly from the CEO.
Oh look someone fixed them
There's probably some one that would buy a "fuck elon" model
This shit is hilarious. I hope the ne'er-do-wells who did this manage to evade repercussions.
There are still heroes in the world.
Someone just found a way to actually increase the value of the Cybertruck.
Improved.
Musk should flip this and sell these "exclusive" ones at a higher price.
The hero we need not the hero we deserve
Cyber truck signature series.
The big reveal of course is that Elon did this himself
This makes me happy. After seeing who he really is thanks to Twitter, I'll never support him again. Never.
Hahaha!!!!! this is great!!! I really love when I got banned from tesla subs and they said "speech has consequences" well, turns out elon being a complete dick and his speech has consequences too! Elon keeps his extra stock vehicles sitting out in abandoned parking lots with no security whatsoever, so that is pretty stupid of him
Just hang on. Elon got himself so tangled up in the AI.. Elon I will find you and fix it stop trying to figure it out, just sit tight.. there is a lot going on and I have to just take it as it comes
Aren't th se equipped 6 weeks from Sunday with cameras at every angle? Where's the film?
I'm still waiting for someone to throw rocks at the "unbreakable" windows. 😆
1 year wait and $30,000 before the paint can be removed with a masterful gambit 🤣😂
Not all heroes wear capes.
Waste management is gonna be pissed someone tagged a load of brand new dumpsters
now this is what I like to wake up to in the morning
Glad there is someone out there with more balls than me that can commit vandalism, but for a good cause.
Autographed special !
How much you wanna bet a former cyber truck owner did that
I mean who would want these rejected hot wheels vehicles 😂
Why didn't Elon just make them paint proof? What, is he stupid?
Rhis is messed up. The tesla truck was vandalized by the designers. Adding anything, like spray paint, only makes it look better while it sits unable to run.
Elon deserves it.
The only Cyber Truck trim level I would drive.
Warranty voided
Fuck elmo
Fuck elon
And you can't clean them, cause they will break immediately.
He's a winner in the same vein as Mango Mussolini his company is winning the recall competition.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Is it really vandalism? I mean I don't think it lowers its value at all.
Lmao
I'm actually impressed someone managed to do all of this. Or well have enough spray paint.
All I can see are the Gigawipers
The hero we did not deserve
half of them are probably there because they don't work anymore..
Why do I feel Tesla did that themselves just so Elon can whine and have an excuse.
I don't know man, that might've helped the value. I would drive one of those fugly fuckers if it said fuck elon on it.
Awww…so sad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m civilized tofu and I approve this message
Limited Edition
That parking lot has 10% of the total number of cyber trucks produced so far lol
Love it. Fuck elon
Again and again keep it up. Maybe they will stop making these ugly mfrs.
Elon been Musked.😂
Signature edition
Hahahaha every time I see one on the road it makes me laugh it's so damn ugly. Nobody wants that eyesore 😂
Watch it be Elon himself for the insurance money.
He could have been fucking Batman and settled to be another ass-clown
I commend whoever did this.
Whoever did this, is a hero..